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The nabbing on this thread: www.nairaland.com/2768399/darkrebel-vs-raplinx-lor-title

Led to this thread: www.nairaland.com/2771337/darkrebels-ban-rap-battle-section

Cc: traplord, kramfonos, cherryice, the son of mark, prettythicksme!

See wozing!!!

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_Fuck the northern elite, boko haram and kukah! All of them are 2 faced 5th columnists!!!

LastProphet:
I got up 2am in the night to type this post, this is how important the message is and am sure any sound and unbiased mind that reads this will agree. we have all woken up to the rude reality of suicide attack since bokoharam showed up at our door step. security establishments around the world have found it quite difficult to tackle suicide attacks because its not easy to stop someone who doesn't want to live, but some intelligent and resourceful security agencies WITHOUT SABOTEURS in their ranks have silently adopted an effective response to this menace by exploiting the very core of motivation for terrorist suicide attacks - Islamic belief, so this you would like to ask what this agency does? yes what they do is to make sure that after every suicide attack they can't prevent, they simply gather the remains of the attacker and then bury it in a highly publicized ceremony with a pig with all the blood of the pig spilled on the human remains first. Any Muslim knows the implication of this - that soul is condemned to hell and the prospects of 72 virgins quenched.
in the country this was used it practically stopped suicide bombing completely. if our authorities can think out of the box which they must under the current and increasing danger we found ourselves, this is a key strategy to ending the cowardly act of suicide terror attacks.

MOD, I don't need to tell you where to place this, in fact this should be repost multiple times especially in the light of new threat by bokoharam on abuja.

This plan would only make the price of 'pork and sausages' go up in the market! Better to use 'pee or dried_shit' on their useless remains!

What have we here? A case for the "efcc" or a mild case of "shark-itis"? ( its a medical condition which causes its victims to bite bars unnecessarily)

Lmfao!!!

GIYAZZ:
Dude, you're a thief!! And now I know exactly who you are. These are Randy Thorson's bars from Facebook. Too bad, you keep making your whole generation look like the armed-robbers they truly are.

These is the full verse you stole this from, mr wackrebel.

Randy Thorson
I'M LIKE A THOUSAND VENOMOUS SPIDERS ON A
MURDEROUS-KILLING-SPREE, THERE AIN'T
ENOUGH BLOOD LOSS, ONLY A THIRD-OF-THIS-I
S-FILLING-ME, I CAME TO MURDER-SHIT-WIL
LINGLY, I TEXT BATTLE SO MUCH, MY HAND
NERVES-ARE-KILLING-ME, I'M HERE TO PROVE
EVERY RAPPER DESERVES-HUMILITY, THIS IS MY
THINK TANK, I'M CURSING-FACILITIES, WITH MY
MERCILESS-ABILITIES, WHAT GOOD AM I?? IF I'M
POSTING WORTHLESS-TRILOGIES?? SINCE BIRTH-
I-BEEN-KILLING-THESE, I'M BRINGING CURSED-
MILLIPEDES-FROM-THE-PHILIPPINES, WHILE
DISPERSING-THE-GUILLOTINES, I GOT NURSES
DRIVING HEARSES-TO-THE-KILLING-SCENES, I'LL
BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS BITCH BY BURSTING-
THE-CEILING-BEAMS, I SPIT FIRE TILL THERE'S
SMOKE COMING OFF YOUR BODY-PARTS, I GOT
RATTLESNAKE VENOM IN THE TIPS OF
ILLUMINATI-DARTS, I STICK DECAPITATED HEADS
IN RUSTED OUT SHOPPING-CARTS, I COOK
METHAMPHETAMINE KNOWN FOR STOPPING-
HEARTS, I LIKE TO BEAT MY KIDS, THEN SING
ALONG TO THE THEME MUSIC WHEN ROCKY-
STARTS, I'M A PSYCHO, BUT MY THERAPIST USES
THE WORD LUNATIC, SINCE I WAS EMBRYO I WAS
POSTING LYRICS INSIDE MY MOMS WOMB-AND-
SHIT, NOW I KILL RACCOON'S AND SMUGGLE
HEROINE IN THEIR ASSES WITH BALLOONS-AND-
SHIT, I CHANGE INTO A WEREWOLF EVERY TIME
THE MOON-IS-LIT, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT
ME, YOU'RE JUST ASSUMING-SHIT, I'VE BEEN
KNOWN TO DROP RAPPERS IN A TOMB-WITH-
SPIT, IN A BOTTOMLESS PIT WITH POISONOUS
SHROOMS-AND-SHIT, I'M JUST TO FUCKEN
HOSTILE, I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH A CROSS-BOW, IN
THE PARKING LOT OF COSTCO, COLOSSAL, HOW
BIG WILL JAWS-GROW?? I'M NOT REALLY SURE,
BUT I'M BRINGING MY SAWS-THOUGH, MY DICKS
PISSED OFF FROM WATCHING MY BALLS-GROW,
AT COLUMBINE, I DRAGGED BLOOD SOAKED
BODIES THREW THE HALL-SLOW, THEN BURIED MY
TRENCH COAT IN THE MOUNTAINS OF TAHOE,
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE JUST ARRIVED WITH
GRENADES AND BAYONETS, IN BLOODSTAINED
FADED-SWEATS, AND TWO GERMAN SHEPHERDS
WITH FUCKEN RABIES, THAT ESCAPED-FROM-VE
TS, TWO KILLER APES-WITH-TURRETS, YOU WANT
BUTCHER KNIVES, I GOT HAND MADE-SETS, I'M
ON THE MAFIA'S HIT LIST FOR UNPAID-DEBTS, TO
ME THAT'S AS GREAT-AS-IT-GETS, WHEN I'M
PUTTING AIDS INFECTED BLADES-TO-YOUR-
NECKS, SHIT YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE SWAT TEAM
RAIDS-IN-THIS-TEXT, ON VALENTINES DAY I GOT
A 12 GAUGE-FROM-MY-EX, CAUSE READING MY
POSTS ON THIS PAGE-IS-LIKE-SEX, CAUSE WHEN
I DROP A BOMB, FUCKERS PAY-THEIR-RESPE
CTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WRITE POWER MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm in a party now. Screenshots coming up when I'm back.

'ALI BABA BARS?' Could another "Arif Gbenguze" situation be developing here?

**follows thread while sipping ice cold ewedu!!**

Timbuktou:
Everything is tied to upbringing, believe me. It's a matter of instilling value in our kids. What values do these people have;

Audu- with money you can have anything and do anything without repercussion. Money answereth all things.
Sugabelly- I am a queen who can do as I please. My happiness is all that matters. However I achieve that happiness is irrelevant.

People have always been poor. There have always been famous, powerful men but the society has always looked out for IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG WOMEN, even though women like her mother would rather have the freedom to do as they pleased. Like Netotse said, it's a matter of collective responsibility. If you think you're training your kids well and would look the other way when some other kid is straying and it doesn't concern you, think again. These other kids will be Gubernatorial candidates and politicians and ministers.

The saying, "it takes a village to raise a child" is no idle platitude. But what do I know, I'm a bush man swinging from tree to tree I the thick African jungle.

Noted tarzan!

Aah, impressionable young women! With their doe eyed innocence, clear skin,firm and perky br........erm! Let me pause here! Lol!!!!

Especially you "jonadunce"! Mr "I will fight corruption with technology that I'm still looking for"!

This LIE deserves a NOBEL PRIZE! Gaddemit!!!

Mourinholic:
Adelana,Sircumalot,Funlord,Starboard, igbsam

When I warned you that you getting an unproven RB,a old Bastian and a Flop in Depay,you all opened your mouth........ You see am?
Ivanovic might just be better than Darmian

Bros! How do you feel now? I'm sure you regret all that noise you were making earlier on this early morning! Even to score na wahala for chelshite? See as una still dey rep for 'inter toto cup positions' on the log! Gworo seller like you!!!

Timbuktou:
If the Audu guy is brought to book I would shed no tear. He BROKE THE LAW, and the only thing keeping him free is the statute of limitations which I believe has expired.

Kimoni, as to why she turned out this way, you can only blame her mothers POOR PARENTING SKILLS. This woman allegedly had numerous boyfriends, probably how she was able to fend for kids, and it's obvious she had no idea what to do in terms of discipline and setting boundaries for her daughter. This is especially clear where the girl claims the mother was well aware of her relationship with th I guy and they even fought about it. Lol. They fought . And then a 17 year old had a 12am curfew. Shege. How the times have changed.

I'm thinking if this is my daughter, I would do all I can to make this dude get his comeuppance, I swear I would, but would that reverse the damage done to my daughter. More importantly, how did my daughter get to that point in her life where she's literally willing to drink from a septic tank to keep a man who obviously doesn't give a hoot whether or not she exists.

What was supposed to be her first line of defence against this cruel world was practically non-existent. Some things are unsalvageable, this is one of them.


PS: Netotse, I couldn't reply you yesterday, but this sums up my thoughts on the matter.

If audu broke the law? What law did senator yerima and his late dad uphold by marrying younger girls? They were never prosecuted mind you! I thought in their religion early marriage is acceptable? Maybe he wanted to wed 'sugarbelly' initially!!!

I'm only trying to point out the fact that this is the NORM in nigeria! I really don't see how this scandal would help change anything! The only thing that needs to change is the psyche of the majority of our women in their attitudes to wealth and status as well as some men! Its not so much about upbringing/parenting skills anymore as opposed to poverty and its underlying issues!

Kimoni:
Be nice Tim

Be nice! Because he is saying the bitter truth?

5minsmadness:
I agree it was statutory rape. It's the law.
I do not agree the girl was forcefully raped. She consented.
I do not agree the girl is blameless. She's seventeen, not brain dead.

Does statutory rape even exist in naija? I've been approached by "two ss1 girls" before while standing outside my house! I doubt if they were virgins! Although I'm not a fan of 'under 18's', This sugarbelly girl is like the majority of young naija girls who value money and grooving over anything else this days!

The guy was a governors son, and decided to enjoy the perks that come with it, that girl was on a mission! Just like so many others who are addicted to rich men and their kids! I see chicks like her everyday! Our society as well as most african societies are messed up in this regard(morals etc)! The guy and the girl are both guilty as charged of "RUNS", and these are its consequences!!!

This battle was sweet! I'm currently hung over but I think my head is banging off the rhymes rather than off the liquor!

MVGT; Ksslib!

Mourinholic:
Adelana,Sircumalot,Funlord,Starboard, igbsam

When I warned you that you getting an unproven RB,a old Bastian and a Flop in Depay,you all opened your mouth........ You see am?
Ivanovic might just be better than Darmian

Even ivanovic dey shame say you carry am dey compare with dharmian? Bastian wey score sef! No be draw we draw? So why you come dey bark like bingo?

E be like say dat barman for the club wey you dey do you 'strong ting'! Why not wait and find out whether una go fit further escape from the relegation zone before you start raking like orubebe? Champions of reverse title defending!!!

henzekido:
This topic eh....please explain better abegi

Modified;

Basically write a poem about how you balance your daily life as an 'mc/artist' with your 'personal life/ love life drama' with your special lady! The pros and cons of the struggle!

Write about how you combine Improving your writing /freestyling skills, studio hustle, girlfriend drama, love struggles, school stress, street/gangster _shit, cash problems etc, in an imaginative and dope way! Its quite simple, but make sure its entertaining, knowledgeable and factual! Keep it real........

Solid! Topic loading.....................




Modified: "Llaykorn Vs Henzekido"

Topic: " THE HIP HOP PLAYER; A poem about how you both make your pursuit of perfect rhymes and relationships work in today's nigeria ?"


Judging Criteria;

Creativity - 2 points

Entertainment value - 2 points

Rhymes - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Topical Consistency - 3 points

Emotion - 2 points

Imagery - 2 points

netotse:
hey guys,

I've been reading about the sugabelly scandal and it's really upsetting if you ask me.

I see that to some extent we guys don't appear able or willing to hold ourselves to higher standards, pretty depressing stuff.

How are we sure the girl isn't lying? Or that the guy is guilty? Anyway the "side chick" game isn't for everyone if you ask me! But the girl making accusations has posted a lot of "alice in wonderland stories" prior to this on twitter so her credibility is in the loo!!!

There are rules that people in such "open relationships" need to establish and follow to the letter so as not to end up as tabloid fodder for the public! Once those lines get blurred, you need to be prepared to deal with the consequences! Like a MAN!!!

Madam empress! God says "his hands are tied" as far as your case is concerned! Good luck without the jonathan!!!

HELLO?

Wh is this dunce complaining? Have an _orgy of epic proportions and pay them to get along or get out! Either way you win!

DatBossAssChick:
If a guy proposes and the girl says NO, is the relationship over? Let's hear from you guys..

That relationship would not even exist 30 minutes after she said NO! You think all those kind of olodo lover men you women watch all the time on "laali and telemundo" really exist in naija? Park well! No time for dulling in 2015!!!

agbitaj:
I just dey imagine say na me dis kind tin happen to..lolz

Why you sef no dey like baff before you comot for house? She don kuku help you na!!!

llaykorn:
We need you in Lagos.

Make I finish collect these senators and their sluts money 1st, then I go plan eko tings! You know say lag far!!!

EHN?

Manchester United's plans for Saturday's top-of-the-table clash at Leicester have been rocked by injuries to defender "Marcos Rojo" and winger "Jesse Lingard".

Daily mirror / Sky sports........WTF!!!

Jamie vardy now valued @ £30million by leceister amid interest from man united and chelsea?

FA to ask that premier league be reduced from 20 teams to 18?

The times / sky sports....FFS!!!

"Abuja/kaduna mc's and tc's take note"! Never be late to your shows, the studio, the club or to your meetings again due to fuel drama or car stress!

Move around the metropolis in style courtesy of my new hustle! Affordable pickups and 24 hour executive cab services available! Get familiar..

Cool battle! But I wonder why everyones personals were filled with too many 3rd parties monikers! It makes those who were not a party to the drama seem lost and that affects the effect of the punch lines! Next time focus on your opponent more. A lot of similarities between both parties but these were my pros and cons:

007 bruce, your opener was good but I also thought this was actually a nice graph;

"Quit telling us about the techs you grip/ how
you slaying foes. . . .by popping the shells and
clips/ when the only 'long tool you ever took
shots with'. . . is the 'Selfies stick'/"

Lol!.. "Only long tool you ever took shots with were with a selfie stick!" And mikuz does over do the gunplay talk in his rhymes tho! Another graph like this and you could have won this ish, but your closer ended up looking "defeatist"! A true tc never questions "his swag" or rights to a "W"!


Mikuz your opener was tight seeing that your metaphors were based on james bond movie titles as per you were battling a dude named 007 bruce! Nice creativity there, but this line get as e be;

His "weak puns won't avail him to win/ and his
punches carry no weight like weak _gays in a gym/"

You have to admit, e no pure! This was lazy! _Gays are mostly gym addicts anyway so go figure! Abeg try ban yourself small for this offence!!! I'm also wondering why ibime posted YOUR verse for you?



MVGT; tie

This whole case seems so _stupid! And why now that the guy seems to be going places? Plus, what kind of name is "sugarbelly?" The guy sef like "local things"!!!

Just got this today from a program currently ongoing with the kd state government to help change the face of transportation in the metropolis that I also helped construct! 100 gone 50 more to come!