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SIRcumalot:
Funlord your prayer don answer plus extra jara.

**Oya shakitibobo? Oya watford-ibobo? Oya van gaaly bobo!!!!**...kimmon!

LegatusGlaber:
Who hasn't got Skeltons in their cupboard bro? That we choose to magnify Coogar's doesn't make us saints.
Assuming the genotype ish didn't give coogar the alibi to break up with babe3, she would continue her shopping and spending spree, business class flights etc.
I am worried about the cartel behind NL

Stop worrying about things YOU have no CONTROL over! The world is "layered" 4 a reason! As long as you are CLEAN, why worry? Lmfao!!!

freecocoa:
But na wa o, let me ask this question cos I'm still wondering, how does it Go from sweet lovely dovey to this? Abi is Timbuktou right about love being a sham?


Coogar, care to comment?

Try and face the consequences of financial ruin through the actions of a former "lovey dovey flame" and see whether "you" would still be in the mood 2 serve them breakfast in bed!!!

As usual babe3 is nowhere 2 be found as this man dey yarn! Lol.......Learners!!!!

See this bloody nairaland oh? So na "convicted felon mods" na dem dey ban ban me since all dis while? When my rap sheet dey as clean as a whistle? So no vetting system sef? Let me ever see any of you come near me again? IMAGINE this hullabaloo!!!

wonlasewonimi:
Which coogar don show... Are you ready for his lies tonight again... I had nightmares last night cos of his odu.

Lol! I just dey announce na! He was viewing a minute ago and since he has also promised 2 provide his own batch of evidence even though his 3 hour deadline has expired, we must still remain on "coogwatch 2015"! My brandy dey waste sef.......But no shaking!

Coogar don show! Let's get this _shit popping!!!!

Babe3! Please remain in the building......

Hmmm! I can see a lot of my "man united brethren"Viewing quietly in the background! Are they now more concerned with "coogars fate" as opposed 2 "martials injury"? Time will tell...................

joseph1832:
Hmm. If you're referring to Coogar and DarkenedRebel I don't see the relevance.... I mean Dark barely aired his opinion, you should have asked him 'why' he felt you shouldn't be a judge with concrete reason. Not just go BANKAI the way you did. I mean come one men...

Coogar is man united brethren so he was not my target! The biggest fraud you guys have here is that "dark _wanker" that quoted my moniker when he is under strict orders from even "s.eun not to"!(Lol)

I will always disrespect him and treat him like a "little _bitch"! That's all he really is to dudes like me! Hilarious!!!

llaykorn:
Kr0ne, I personally don't support _funlord's potential admission as a judge for the tournament too, although, not due to any personal beef. _Funlord has never had a single battle on here. He has only voted in a few battles, if he has voted in any at all. No one of us can really vouch for him as one who is knowledgeable enough about battle rap. To field him as a judge in a tournament as important as the KOP seems to me like nothing but a gamble.

It should be noted, though, that I am totally uneducated when it comes to the traditions that surround this particular contest, as I wasn't here when the judges were being chosen last year, so if my words hit the audience like arrows drawn from the quiver of ignorance, you shouldn't do much in blaming me.

However, though, I believe that a judge should not only be one that is knowledgeable with the criteria. I believe that a judge should be someone who can maturely handle rough situations without external intervention. _Funlord has never stricken me as one who possesses enough skills in this department.

Since you are such an authority figure in "the game" let me ask you a few simple questions! How many battles have you won or been involved in? Or how many verses in 'ffr' have you dropped? Or what contributions have you made towards the growth of rap, hip hop etc in naija that makes you such a luminary?

I never ask for these co-signs because I am not interested in this as a career, I always post this even @ the end of anything I post on this section I don't even rap or do poetry but look @ what I'm capable of whenever I decide to write in minutes! Just as I'm currently doing in your "renga tourney"!

You think knowledge about multis and metaphors, similies and swag, battles and braggadocio, or the fundamental elements of hip hop like turn tablism, mcing, beatboxing, breaking, scratching etc, are foreign to me? I don't talk about them because I'm not a battler! What's the point?

If you were smart you would realise that those are the hallmarks of a dude with hip hop history! Kindly go to my past threads and search for the post about my spot in kd, and follow the facebook links in it, study what I do, and look @ the amount of "rappers" that have come through and come and see whether you would ever question "my steez" again!

joseph1832:
Funlord, I see your personal text in your profile is 36 chambers. That's the title of a Wu Tang Clan album. If you've listened to it, I believe you'll know the title of a track titled "Shame On A Nigger".

I dedicate that track to you. You can spit your points without insulting bruv. (No Offense).

Not when you are dealing with "a little girl similar to the fraudulent turd" that you all never seem to notice robbing you all blind during battles while also permitting "her" to desecrate this section with flawless idiocy! Spare the rod and spoil the child! Get familiar!!!

kr0ne:
Darkenedrebel, I was gonna commend you for not barring anybody from voting in your last battle, including Jason too; and I was hoping you'd turned a new leaf. Please, I think it's high time you settle your squabbles with Funlord and allow peace to reign. As to whether he's qualified, I've seen his verses - he is among the few that qualified into the next round in the ongoing poet competition hosted by Llaykorn. So me tagging him here is not a mistake at all. Moreover, he's been making contributions on here from time to time.
Abeg, let's not derail this thread. Thank you.

Don't bother replying that dim wit! He has not had his daily dose of "tommy hilfiger d vitamins" that he gets from eating his clothes as you could see from his pix!

"Darkenedrebel" is an immature fool, a fraud and a legendary suffer man! Pay him no mind! "Jealousy, painment and _stupidity are not yet against the law so he can knock himself out while exhibiting all 3 traits! He will soon go and start liking his wack stale disses! Its the highlight of his day and those in his "age group"........ Lol

darkenedrebel:
Part of why you should be removed for more mature minds. .frustrated & sad jambite. just a suggestion to the host & you ended up typing 300 meaningless words.. .do you even read what you write.. .underaged tool

You are wack & you have no battle records ..you are not qualified & you lack the wits to judge anything especially when you haven't proved yourself.even warriblöod is more worthy

. . ... You are too insignificant for me to get pained ...a social recluse who is always on nl 24/7 ...stop playing yourself ..

& I've told you to stop quoting me kid. ..not until your bi-polar has been treated .

We are trying to have fun on the "NL fraud squad thread" so stop bothering me with your _imbecile grade mentions! You have been seeking for my attention for weeks but I'm too large to be seen to be associating with local mongrels like you!

See the way your asinine comments on the fraud thread is even getting you dissed by little girls and nobodies like yourself! Guess why?

I've already ended your career on NL and I don't enjoy beating up corpses! Swerve dunce.....ignore mode activated once again!!! I've sonned YOU FOREVER!!! Just call me DADDY..lmfao!!!

Mindfulness:
Is it the first time you notice it?

Nope! It only just confirmed all my suspicions! Lol........

darkenedrebel:
people that know about rap & poetry should be made judges

remove funlord from that list ...whatever made you add him in the first place. ..

Infuse llaykorn or Jigsawkillah instead.. ...

You are both an _idiot and a fully functional bastard for using those pus filled, bony ekiti slave fingers of yours to even attempt to type my moniker! Look @ this sperm sipping _idiot talking about hip hop knowledge and poetry!

Maybe you have started eating your 2nd hand cotton clothes again so the yarn must have begun to clogg that mound of rotten worms you call a brain! If you are so pained why don't you go and insert more area boy _penis into that your sore infested anus as usual! @ least that is what normally warms the cockles of your heart! Inconsequential Cankerworm.........

The "pdp brand" seems 2 be on life support!

Another important fact that we should all take from this "trans atlantic fraudgate scandal" is that the family section is a haven of;

1: _Horny, pretending, adulterous, western union posting female oloshos!

2: Irresponsible, scamming, lying, perverted, adulterous _prick snapping male _twats!

3: Bitter, sad, angry, owambe hunting baby mamas!


This report comes to you courtesy of CNN!



Beware of the "F.S".......Noted!!!

"Cooliehigh"! Provided there is no censorship regarding topics!

Beremx:
So this is how the love started?

Eheeen!

https://www.nairaland.com/809995/babe


coogar, how body?

Cheii! See colonial toasting! But how come "Gbenguze" proudly claimed 2 be "igbo" on this thread? 'Warning signs tins'.........?

Mr "Osewa" how far? If only...........Lmao!!

Gamesmart:
This not the coogar we all know. He can argue from morning till night and never runs away.

All of a sudden, coogar is avoiding questions and staying away from defending himself when his reputation is being put through the dirt?


Coogar, you flew her business class from Georgia to London a few times during the relationship which would at least have cost you more than $10K, you put her up in a hotel in Georgia for 3 months at the cost of $6K, you paid her ‘divorce’ payout of $4.3K to end the relationship, you also paid for swagloverss’ school fees (someone you only met once or twice in your Birmingham office), even BABE3 used your account to pay for her friend’s rent, you flew (business class of course) to Nigeria to do BVN registration that can be done in London, all from being an IT contractor?

Those are all things that came out from your own mouth.

All these money from IT contracting? Or you are an EPL footballer? I don’t know many IT contractors that spend their money easily like that. I don’t even know of many who such sums of money come to so easily. The kinds of people that do such spending are people who are spending money that is not theirs or who are multimillionaires.

Are you a multimillionaire?

You are a multimillionaire who did not have $4.3K in his UK account and had to fly to Nigeria to do his BVN and get the money from his Nigerian account?

Apart from all these, a key point in your defence is you claim she owed you $6K for the hotel bills and that is the Western Union she was sending you to pay back.

First question is why is she paying this back to some Indian (Priya Daryanani) and not you?

Second question is, so why did you have to pay the 'divorce payout' to your debtor (BABE3)? Why not just tell the debtor to forget part of the debt? You were paying this 'divorce payout' of $4.3K to this debtor, 3 months after breaking up while she was paying you back $6K she owes you?

You were paying a debtor whilst at the same time collecting your debt from them?

Third part is that you paid this 'divorce payout' to the debtor using an address in Arizona? You supported this by stating you have an accountant in Brimingham, who used to live in NY and pays from an Arizona address with a name of 54-year-old Jerry L Sidney? While your accountant’s name is Arif? An accountant who, you are so frequently in a jam, pays your debts for you? An accountant that deals with spending not related to your registered business' activities? And deals with this spending by trying different credit card numbers to see which works?

Your story does not wash well, you want to explain? It all sounds like afterthought defence you create as you go.

You need to answer these questions urgently. Use it, if you know you are innocent, to discredit & humiliate BABE3.

No answers to the above equals 'Game Over'!!!

Manchester United have 2day signed 17 year old midfielder "DARREN RAEKWON McINTOSH- BUFFONGE"!....football365.com

Top name!!!

AdeLaNa1:
Egbon Nihilist wats wrong wit u na?? Why u misinterpreting his post?? So Mata wasn't good enough at Chelsea abi?? Chelsea's best player for two seasons in a row.

No mind am! He does not know that "political discourse strategy" is another of my many talents! He knows the truth but like a true "bantersaurus rex" he would prefer to always choose 2 play ostrich and avoid the salient points I made in my synopsis! Before he sleeps tonite he will silently "nod in agreement" with that post!

Dhelake:
Mata was as well deemed not good enough, this logic doesnt work, stop restating it

The logic you should actually be worried about is this? Is mata a defender? NO! But your coach was angry that an attacking midfielder was not playing like "makalele" 4 him! He was more "than good enuff" 4 chelsea but as usual your teams love 4 defensive football saw him ushered out the door "not because he was a bad player" but because he was not playing like "john terry"! No wonder your current player of the year (hazard) is also looking like a vulcaniser instead of a striker!

Slimzjoe:
There's no Point in what you're Saying Man. Lukaku Started Regularly under AVB but the next Manager didn't Fancy him and then he had to Go on Loan and Refused to Sit on the chelsea's Killer Bench.
Is that Wrong him no still bang Goals for Other teams ni??

The debate here is about him and martials quality not politics! Lukaku was deemed not good enuff 4 chelsea dats why he was binned! After "avb" left why did the other coaches not fight 2 keep him? ANSWER: because he actually offered dem little else other than fouls and yellow cards!

Nihilist:
Mata.

That is all.

Nope! Mata was sold because he lacked the affinity for your teams love of "bus parking jogo bonito"! I believe he was your teams current 2 time player of the year when he was sold innit?

He had 2 jump @ the chance when he got an offer 2 join a team who was / is "more concerned with scoring goals as opposed 2 stopping goals"! WE gave him a platform 2 express himself! WE let smalling, jones, rojo, shaw, dharmian and mc nair do the defending! NOT MATA!!!

Nihilist:
space?

Dayo said he is the best u-25 and that is a lie.

Jose sold Mata...He must not be good
We sold Sturridge...He must not be good

Debruyne must be useless too

Cech must be a wasteman.

You guys are funny though. Martial has 3 goals in England. Lukaku has almost 70

I don't even get the comparison

Anyone that was not deemed good enuff 4 chelsea would never get a starting shirt @ united mate! Jose was a fool right? What contributions did lukaku make in any of chelseas trophy hunts while @ chelsea? He is as average as average gets!

"Lukaku aiyegbeni?" The legendary wrestler/foward that lacks the requisite "ball sense" needed 2 spear head the shekpites attack hence the reason why he got discarded like a babies used nappies? Better than martial?

Now I've read everything! Lmfao!!!

Oh pharaoh of the skies! Protect thy "martial and lingaard" from any sort of injuries whatsoever during these internationals! Epl beckons.....although accept the gift of 'the sacrificial rooney' in their place! Ohmmm!!!!

Ralphlauren:
Okay. We know you know coogar's name.

Can you shut the hell up now.

You've carried this case on your head like some alagbaru at idumota.

You keep going on and on about his name and mentioning it in every single post like you've never heard of the name before. You are beginning to sound like a broken 40s record.

Let me help you out here: it's actually oluwagbenga. Which means God has lifted him up. Which is the reason why Coogar is wayyyyyyyyy above you intellectually and in every other way. So you had better get used to being beneath him.

Finally, you must have been very daft to believe his online banter that he's Igbo and very deficient upstairs to take online banter seriously. Anybody with brains will easily deduce that someone as intelligent as Coogar ( in yab skills, punch lines, etc ) can only be YORUBA. YORUBAS ARE THE SUPERIOR TRIBE.

Even though you are entitled to defend coogar,YOU have just proved that you are no more than an award winning IDIOT 4 bringing in your "tribal and ethnic _stupidity" into this matter with this quote!

Quote me with your rebuttal and find out how much a man with no tribal affiliation whatsoever can teach you about "intelligence, punch lines and yabbing skills"! _Moronic pleb.........