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RYAN GIGGS ALL TIME BEST UNITED XI; GOALKEEPER - "Peter Schmeichel" GIGGS SAYS: "It was probably between 3 goalkeepers, Schmeichel, Neville Southall and Edwin van der Saar. But Peter was at the top of his game when I played with him… he was larger than life, a massive character and a winner." RIGHT-BACK - "Gary Neville" GIGGS SAYS: "The easiest decision in the team. He was England's No 1 for so many years and he was so consistent. His biggest quality was his positional play, he was always in the right position." CENTRE BACK - "Jaap Stam" GIGGS SAYS: "He had everything. He was good in the air, had good feet, was quick, strong and aggressive." CENTRE BACK - "Rio Ferdinand" GIGGS SAYS: "He was a brilliant leader, brilliant in the air and a great defender. He would work well with Stam too." LEFT BACK - "Denis Irwin" GIGGS SAYS: "Another difficult one because I played with two brilliant left-backs - Denis Irwin and Patrice Evra. I just go for Denis because he was so consistent and he scored goals from penalties, free-kicks and open play and could also play with both feet." RIGHT MIDFIELD - "David Beckham" GIGGS SAYS: "The best crosser of the ball I have ever seen. You would make a run and he would put the ball into your path without having to break stride. A brilliant footballer." CENTRE MIDFIELD - "Roy Keane" GIGGS SAYS: "The best captain I played under. A brilliant player who led by example. He would be the first name on my team sheet." CENTRE MIDFIELD - "Paul Scholes" GIGGS SAYS: "He could control a game and complemented Keane brilliantly. He was an unbelievable talent." LEFT MIDFIELD - "Cristiano Ronaldo" GIGGS SAYS: "He was a brilliant player. He took a bit of time to settle but then grew into the world's best player and has got stronger and stronger. He can score every type of goal and is just a phenomenal player." FORWARD - "Eric Cantona" GIGGS SAYS: "He had a massive influence on my career as a young player coming into the team. We struck up a good relationship and he ruled Old Trafford for five years. He was an unbelievable talent to play with and watch in games and training." FORWARD - "Wayne Rooney" GIGGS SAYS: "He has got a bit of everything. He has embraced the role of captaining his country and then being United's captain. He has been so consistent after starting out at such a young age." Critiques anyone?...............sky sports!!! |
Normally its actually a "KID" that refers to others as "KIDS" when they are lacking salient points during an argument!!! If only they knew................. |
I hope this smally been carry belle oh? If not the alacrity wey those audu family members go take boot her back to jos no go get part 2! Anyway why does that kissing picture remind of that film "beauty and the beast?" Women una dey try sha!!! |
Food 4 thought 4 any young igbo man or woman: I have an igbo pal from anambra state, an engineer and i call him "mo' men"! He deals in agric lime( a sort of fertiliser) and told me he wanted to expand since he had not been able to make any sort of breakthrough in the east! I advised him to come down to abuja and 'grustle' from this 'zone' due to its close proximity to most 'agric inclined states' of the north and their endless need for fertiliser and such! 'Mo' men' now follows my advise, not caring about location, tribe or such nonsense but only seeing the 'nairas and sense' in the advise I had given him,and eventually settles in kaduna! Hustling while paying rent of almost N500k per annum( for 3 years till last month) so that his wife young son and daughter can @ least live in a region with cheap and abundant food, good infrastructure, almost constant light and security but all in 'another mans state'! So late last year with my humble input and his natural 'igbo man drive', the kd state and local governments now grant this 'igbo man' from another 'zone' a relatively good deal to supply 'agric lime' in bulk to almost 50% of the rural farmers in the state due to the quality of his product for the next 4 years! So now 'mo' men' just finished building a beautiful home for his family with as little as N2.5m on a plot of land he purchased in kd, furnished by his wife with 'enuff kaya' from dubai, while he also got her a brand new '2014 benz c class' for being loyal! No more rent! No more noisy neighbours! And more resting! I no go talk wetin I see from 'my guy' as this epistle is not about the 'lord', but about something deeper! Anytime he now sees 'ipob or biafran drama' or 'confused eastern youths' screaming gibberish on tv all he does is 'shake his head'! LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU COME FROM! The smart ones among you would see my point but the idiots would still try and spew rubbish! At the end of the day the 'truth is bitter'! Listen to your conscience and try and work with "people" to improve your lot rather than destroy it! Naija no get 'state visa' oh? Time to get smart and not _stupid! Now, how una dey talk am again sef? Ehen.......iseeeeeeee!!! |
SHOTGUN BLASTED: “You expect more from Schweinsteiger, a player who’s won the World Cup and the Champions League! The biggest art as a midfield player is to find space, not in your back four or left-back position but in the centre of the park where it’s most congested, and contribute to your forward players." "There are too many passes before getting into the final third, which is why the forwards like Wayne Rooney have struggled. They don’t get the service. The two central midfielders play 10 yards behind the centre-halves and play easy passes, Schweinsteiger constantly ends up in the left-back position. I don’t mind that, getting a bit of space if you’re going to play it forward or hit a long pass, but he takes too many touches and he’s constantly coming back inside." “Schweinsteiger claps a backpass to the goalkeeper and he plays every week, so the manager must be happy with the way they play. You expect more from Schweinsteiger, a player who’s won the World Cup and the Champions League. Now are united good enough to go on and win the league? I’m not 100 percent convinced! I think Manchester City and Arsenal would have to struggle with injuries and form. Defensively they’re brilliant, and that’s because they’re not contributing going forward.” Paul Scholes.............( ESPN) |
Mallam presido! Kindly fish out those who engage in these practices of subversion of justice and "sack the hell out of them" before also prosecuting them! You are the president for _fucks sake, act like it and debut some scapegoats! |
Wole yarns don really pain the o.p!!! O.p fret not, join us in the streets because the hustle 4 political power or even your daily bread is "really real"! No time......... |
Come all dis "OAU boys" sef, make una dey take una time oh? Dat "una prof"don ever coach, play or work 4 "man united" before? Which kind thing be dis na? |
It seems the meaning of this your "CNN" source stands for "CRAP NEWS NETWORK"! |
Yes its true! He actually "arose" this morning in front of "angel gabriel" at "pearly gate state" instead of "kogi state"!!! |
BoboYekini:I have not been in a fight since my primary school days, so I don't know what the current stats used for measuring 'fight ability' is these days! I believe grown ups should never resort to 'fisticuffs' as a means of dispute resolution anyway so I have to say such a situation would be alien to me since I am usually the life and soul of most gatherings! But in my earlier post, I was painting a picture of an attempt on my families life as opposed to wrestling with some 'unknown turd' on a street corner! I own a weapon, so in a case as the one I described earlier, it would end badly! I enjoy 'firing tings' and in a situation like that I would be ecstatic! I'm also sure alcohol played a great part in the situation those 'edo boys' found themselves engaging in during that video! |
BoboYekini:Guy! The boy actually died and yes it is actually that easy to "kill pesin"! A knife or bottle stab wound in a place as sensitive as your neck area can sever vital arteries which can lead to massive blood loss in a short amount of time, I've been a witness to such damage in the past but let that 1 remain in the dustbin of history! As for my partner or family being threatened? Well I'm not an advocate for using violence to sort out issues, but in this case if you are referring to maybe an armed robber, assassin etc trying to gain access into my home to do them harm? Let me just say that the perpetrators parents may end up receiving a very sad phone call the next morning! If Its kill or be killed, 1 will choose 'option a', because I like seeing my 'people alive'! |
All of you wishing on united resigning "cr7" remind me of d'banj! Because you are all on a 'loooong ting'! United NEVER does sentimental re-signings of past greats! Check our history 4 confirmation!! Cr7 was, is and will always be the man, but his united days are OVER! Ask "jorge mendes" the super agent, his next bus stop is @ PSG! "Its all about the benjamins babies"!!!! |
As long as nigerians don't see a live video stream of her walking into court, or a series of photos released by the british police, then we should never take all this crap that dele momodu is updating us with seriously! He is a well known "padi man" to past looters and who knows this could be some "hollywood assisted" makeup effects! Woman! Defend yourself against the charges! You stole cash!!!! |
elampiro:Vardy? Unless leicester would let us have him on loan till the end of the season! Don't be deceived by this "indian summer of form" he is currently experiencing abeg! Vardy is NOT united standard LONG TERM!!! |
![]() Zinicc:Choii!!!E pain am! Okay, NDO! Don't cry, dry your eyes biko! But If you still dey vex, then go and have sex with that 'thing' you married! Bloody anuofia!!! |
![]() Zinicc:It seems a lifetime of swallowing 'rotten akpu' has caused your brain to turn into a 'mass of tapeworms'? No wonder you lack any sort of cognitive reasoning abilities! Who is yoruba? Or hausa? Or delta? Or gwari? Hopeless _imbeciles like you are always quick to call anyone that tries to drag you out of the 'shadows of _stupidity' as a yoruba person or otherwise! But I'm sure you are also a brain dead coward like that other "eastern _sperm sipping serpent" I quoted? that's why seeing the truth has caused you so much pain! Now in closing, this is a "nigerian issue" not an "igbo 1" you demented baboon so get your facts straight! And please since you want "Biafra" so much, kindly make sure during the next protest you proudly take a picture from the rally with your "b-flag" and come and post it on NL and prove to us all that you are ready and truly in support of the cause as opposed to only forming "2pac on Biafra threads" on NL while eating mummys 'onugbu soup' in the safety of her home! Now, kindly swerve into the unknown and get the_fuck off my mentions! No wonder your mother spits everytime you walk into your family cave! _MORONIC EWU!!! |
Emaprince:"Emaprince"! I'm sure If there is 1 thing you know about me, it is the fact that I don't HIDE, RUN, MINCE WORDS or AVOID CONFLICT, but 4 sum of us in this GAME, we know what we have SEEN @ the end of the day is FACT and not FICTION! I was also privy 2 sum of the "background ish" which was why I made that statement! I can never nurse a grudge against you, but as you can see from the way your stance regarding this topic was "discredited" even by those who don't know you, you were totally wrong with the reasons you where trying 2 use 2 justify 'g mans' modus operandi! Don't call a 'spade' a 'fork' when you know you cannot use it 2 also eat chow! "Never vouch 4 anyone in this life", or you won't last long on this revolving mud ball called earth! @ the end of the day we are all just part of the 'system' innit? Shalom!!!! |
![]() Ibime:Stop trying 2 educate that _cunt! _Idiocy is not yet a crime so allow people like him 2 enjoy the privileges the constitution has provided 4 them 4 being _idiots!!! |
Arsenal received 'anal sex' from west brom! Real currently receiving 'reverse cow girl' from barca! Man city currently receiving 'ferocious doggy' from liverpool! Man united represented 'hardcore stylee'! Funlord currently receiving props for rocking his latest 'all black united jersey' with pride from envious _bitches and niggas while sipping 'J.D' and watching 'olympus falling' all around! I now know how ice cube felt when he was writing the jam..'it was a good day'........lmfao!!! |
Even lucifer laughed @ this "epic lie"! No be only "jews" na "jaws"! |
![]() EternalTruths:Come on shut the _fuck up! "Hungry starving tribalistic keypad warrior"!! If dem bless you with better money now you will become a dove! Nonsense!!! |
"Jamie vardy" just equalled "rudd van's" epl scoring streak record! |
Chaii! This "_cockrebels" whole existence is just an epic fail! See shots? Even by unknowns!!! Lol |
Nitlad! Stop viewing and _fuck outta here! We don't need "crybaby mod reporters" here abeg!!! |
![]() Memphis don vex! |
So sick and tired of dis match day united bullshite! "Rojo and dharmian" on the bench? No striker? WTF!!! |
Most smart igbo people no even send all this "biafran nonsense", it is only the "touts, ogres, _morons, scammers, fools, tribalist demons, jingoists, lazy, poverty stricken, mad, sad and confused" ones among dem dat are crying over it!!! |
Which opata this "failed presidential dunce" dey try yarn again? STFU! |
See ending!!!! Chaii....... |
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