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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:50am On Nov 25, 2015
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RYAN GIGGS ALL TIME BEST UNITED XI;

GOALKEEPER - "Peter Schmeichel"

GIGGS SAYS: "It was probably between 3
goalkeepers, Schmeichel, Neville Southall and
Edwin van der Saar. But Peter was at the top
of his game when I played with him… he was
larger than life, a massive character and a
winner."


RIGHT-BACK - "Gary Neville"

GIGGS SAYS: "The easiest decision in the team.
He was England's No 1 for so many years and he was so consistent. His biggest quality was his positional play, he was always in the right
position."


CENTRE BACK - "Jaap Stam"

GIGGS SAYS: "He had everything. He was good in the air, had good feet, was quick, strong and aggressive."


CENTRE BACK - "Rio Ferdinand"

GIGGS SAYS: "He was a brilliant leader, brilliant in the air and a great defender. He would work well with Stam too."


LEFT BACK - "Denis Irwin"

GIGGS SAYS: "Another difficult one because I
played with two brilliant left-backs - Denis Irwin and Patrice Evra. I just go for Denis because he was so consistent and he scored goals from penalties, free-kicks and open play and could also play with both feet."


RIGHT MIDFIELD - "David Beckham"


GIGGS SAYS: "The best crosser of the ball I
have ever seen. You would make a run and he
would put the ball into your path without having to break stride. A brilliant footballer."


CENTRE MIDFIELD - "Roy Keane"

GIGGS SAYS: "The best captain I played under. A brilliant player who led by example. He would be the first name on my team sheet."


CENTRE MIDFIELD - "Paul Scholes"

GIGGS SAYS: "He could control a game and
complemented Keane brilliantly. He was an
unbelievable talent."


LEFT MIDFIELD - "Cristiano Ronaldo"

GIGGS SAYS: "He was a brilliant player. He took
a bit of time to settle but then grew into the
world's best player and has got stronger and
stronger. He can score every type of goal and
is just a phenomenal player."


FORWARD - "Eric Cantona"


GIGGS SAYS: "He had a massive influence on my career as a young player coming into the team. We struck up a good relationship and he ruled Old Trafford for five years. He was an unbelievable talent to play with and watch in games and training."


FORWARD - "Wayne Rooney"


GIGGS SAYS: "He has got a bit of everything.
He has embraced the role of captaining his
country and then being United's captain. He has been so consistent after starting out at such a young age."


Critiques anyone?...............sky sports!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
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Normally its actually a "KID" that refers to others as "KIDS" when they are lacking salient points during an argument!!! If only they knew.................
Politics › Re: Meet Audu’s Teenage Wife Whose Dream Of Becoming Kogi Ist Lady Is Shattered(pics by funlord(m): 7:39am On Nov 25, 2015
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I hope this smally been carry belle oh? If not the alacrity wey those audu family members go take boot her back to jos no go get part 2!

Anyway why does that kissing picture remind of that film "beauty and the beast?" Women una dey try sha!!!
Politics › Re: SE Traders Disown Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu by funlord(m):
lipsrsealed

Food 4 thought 4 any young igbo man or woman:

I have an igbo pal from anambra state, an engineer and i call him "mo' men"! He deals in agric lime( a sort of fertiliser) and told me he wanted to expand since he had not been able to make any sort of breakthrough in the east! I advised him to come down to abuja and 'grustle' from this 'zone' due to its close proximity to most 'agric inclined states' of the north and their endless need for fertiliser and such!

'Mo' men' now follows my advise, not caring about location, tribe or such nonsense but only seeing the 'nairas and sense' in the advise I had given him,and eventually settles in kaduna! Hustling while paying rent of almost N500k per annum( for 3 years till last month) so that his wife young son and daughter can @ least live in a region with cheap and abundant food, good infrastructure, almost constant light and security but all in 'another mans state'!

So late last year with my humble input and his natural 'igbo man drive', the kd state and local governments now grant this 'igbo man' from another 'zone' a relatively good deal to supply 'agric lime' in bulk to almost 50% of the rural farmers in the state due to the quality of his product for the next 4 years! So now 'mo' men' just finished building a beautiful home for his family with as little as N2.5m on a plot of land he purchased in kd, furnished by his wife with 'enuff kaya' from dubai, while he also got her a brand new '2014 benz c class' for being loyal! No more rent! No more noisy neighbours! And more resting! I no go talk wetin I see from 'my guy' as this epistle is not about the 'lord', but about something deeper!

Anytime he now sees 'ipob or biafran drama' or 'confused eastern youths' screaming gibberish on tv all he does is 'shake his head'! LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU COME FROM! The smart ones among you would see my point but the idiots would still try and spew rubbish! At the end of the day the 'truth is bitter'! Listen to your conscience and try and work with "people" to improve your lot rather than destroy it! Naija no get 'state visa' oh? Time to get smart and not _stupid! Now, how una dey talk am again sef? Ehen.......iseeeeeeee!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:16pm On Nov 24, 2015
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SHOTGUN BLASTED:

“You expect more from Schweinsteiger, a player
who’s won the World Cup and the Champions
League! The biggest art as a midfield player is to find space, not in your back four or left-back position but in the centre of the park where it’s most congested, and contribute to your forward players."

"There are too many passes before getting into the final third, which is why the forwards like Wayne Rooney have struggled. They don’t get the service. The two central midfielders play 10 yards behind the centre-halves and play easy passes, Schweinsteiger constantly ends up in the
left-back position. I don’t mind that, getting a bit of space if you’re going to play it forward or hit a long pass, but he takes too many touches and he’s constantly coming back inside."

“Schweinsteiger claps a backpass to the
goalkeeper and he plays every week, so the
manager must be happy with the way they play.
You expect more from Schweinsteiger, a player
who’s won the World Cup and the Champions
League. Now are united good enough to go on and win the league? I’m not 100 percent convinced! I think Manchester City and Arsenal would have to struggle with injuries and form. Defensively they’re brilliant, and that’s because
they’re not contributing going forward.”


Paul Scholes.............( ESPN)
Politics › Re: Pres. Buhari Accuses The Judiciary Of Blocking Efforts To Recover Stolen Assets by funlord(m): 8:58am On Nov 24, 2015
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Mallam presido! Kindly fish out those who engage in these practices of subversion of justice and "sack the hell out of them" before also prosecuting them! You are the president for _fucks sake, act like it and debut some scapegoats!
Politics › Re: My Reply To Professor Wole Soyinka by funlord(m): 8:44am On Nov 24, 2015
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Wole yarns don really pain the o.p!!! O.p fret not, join us in the streets because the hustle 4 political power or even your daily bread is "really real"! No time.........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:02am On Nov 24, 2015
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Come all dis "OAU boys" sef, make una dey take una time oh? Dat "una prof"don ever coach, play or work 4 "man united" before? Which kind thing be dis na?
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Igbo Jews: 'lost Tribe' Of Israel - CNN by funlord(m): 12:22pm On Nov 23, 2015
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It seems the meaning of this your "CNN" source stands for "CRAP NEWS NETWORK"!
Politics › Re: AUDU ABUBAKAR Reawakens... Live From Obonicha by funlord(m): 12:13pm On Nov 23, 2015
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Yes its true! He actually "arose" this morning in front of "angel gabriel" at "pearly gate state" instead of "kogi state"!!!
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by funlord(m):
BoboYekini:
Brings me to the next question... Can you fight? I mean really fight and knock someone tha fùck out. How many of us can really fight and put the fear of God in that assailant? This is a necessary skill brothers.
I have not been in a fight since my primary school days, so I don't know what the current stats used for measuring 'fight ability' is these days! I believe grown ups should never resort to 'fisticuffs' as a means of dispute resolution anyway so I have to say such a situation would be alien to me since I am usually the life and soul of most gatherings!

But in my earlier post, I was painting a picture of an attempt on my families life as opposed to wrestling with some 'unknown turd' on a street corner! I own a weapon, so in a case as the one I described earlier, it would end badly! I enjoy 'firing tings' and in a situation like that I would be ecstatic! I'm also sure alcohol played a great part in the situation those 'edo boys' found themselves engaging in during that video!
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by funlord(m): 4:20pm On Nov 22, 2015
BoboYekini:
This thread:
www.nairaland.com/2752991/two-nigerians-street-fight-italy

Does anyone agree with me that the victim was exaggerating the degree of harm? Na so e easy to kill pesin?

As an addendum, what's y'all take on violence and giving as good as you get? I posit that sure, 9 times out of 10,you should walk away from a fight. But how about that one time your back's to the wall? Or your partner is at risk.
Guy! The boy actually died and yes it is actually that easy to "kill pesin"! A knife or bottle stab wound in a place as sensitive as your neck area can sever vital arteries which can lead to massive blood loss in a short amount of time, I've been a witness to such damage in the past but let that 1 remain in the dustbin of history!

As for my partner or family being threatened? Well I'm not an advocate for using violence to sort out issues, but in this case if you are referring to maybe an armed robber, assassin etc trying to gain access into my home to do them harm? Let me just say that the perpetrators parents may end up receiving a very sad phone call the next morning! If Its kill or be killed, 1 will choose 'option a', because I like seeing my 'people alive'!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 3:42pm On Nov 22, 2015
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All of you wishing on united resigning "cr7" remind me of d'banj! Because you are all on a 'loooong ting'! United NEVER does sentimental re-signings of past greats! Check our history 4 confirmation!!

Cr7 was, is and will always be the man, but his united days are OVER! Ask "jorge mendes" the super agent, his next bus stop is @ PSG! "Its all about the benjamins babies"!!!!
Politics › Re: Photos Of Cancer-Stricken Diezani Alison-madueke With Dele Momodu by funlord(m): 2:18pm On Nov 22, 2015
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As long as nigerians don't see a live video stream of her walking into court, or a series of photos released by the british police, then we should never take all this crap that dele momodu is updating us with seriously!

He is a well known "padi man" to past looters and who knows this could be some "hollywood assisted" makeup effects! Woman! Defend yourself against the charges! You stole cash!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:43am On Nov 22, 2015
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elampiro:

How do you guys see my suggestion of bringing Vardy in January? There's no harm in trying our luck, he won't even be expensive sef.


Vardy? Unless leicester would let us have him on loan till the end of the season! Don't be deceived by this "indian summer of form" he is currently experiencing abeg! Vardy is NOT united standard LONG TERM!!!
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Condemnation Of Biafra Agitations: A Complete Rebuttal by funlord(m): 9:41am On Nov 22, 2015
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Zinicc:
I can now see clearly where your sorror is coming from. Since your dirty, stinkyy, stenchyy yórubastard under the bridge Ewedu peddling mammy lied to you about whom among those under the bridge Danfo drivers and conductors is your surposed father or fathers..you have decided to petch on NL looking for Igbo thread to ease your pain on.

You are lucky I am away to catch the flight out of this damn Zoo for a couple of days with my precious, golding wife. I would have had plenty time to teach you how to to spell P O O V E R T Y that has been spinning your brian around that you too have resulted in night poking of your own dirty, wide mouthed Yorubaztards mammy and sisters.....DMENTED OLODO!!!!
Choii!!!E pain am! Okay, NDO! Don't cry, dry your eyes biko!

But If you still dey vex, then go and have sex with that 'thing' you married! Bloody anuofia!!!
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Condemnation Of Biafra Agitations: A Complete Rebuttal by funlord(m): 9:04am On Nov 22, 2015
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Zinicc:
Your agony is hard to understand. The guy is Igbo chating on Igbo's issue, then YOU are YORUBASTARD sucking on the same issue.

What do you want?
It seems a lifetime of swallowing 'rotten akpu' has caused your brain to turn into a 'mass of tapeworms'? No wonder you lack any sort of cognitive reasoning abilities! Who is yoruba? Or hausa? Or delta? Or gwari?

Hopeless _imbeciles like you are always quick to call anyone that tries to drag you out of the 'shadows of _stupidity' as a yoruba person or otherwise! But I'm sure you are also a brain dead coward like that other "eastern _sperm sipping serpent" I quoted? that's why seeing the truth has caused you so much pain!

Now in closing, this is a "nigerian issue" not an "igbo 1" you demented baboon so get your facts straight! And please since you want "Biafra" so much, kindly make sure during the next protest you proudly take a picture from the rally with your "b-flag" and come and post it on NL and prove to us all that you are ready and truly in support of the cause as opposed to only forming "2pac on Biafra threads" on NL while eating mummys 'onugbu soup' in the safety of her home!

Now, kindly swerve into the unknown and get the_fuck off my mentions! No wonder your mother spits everytime you walk into your family cave! _MORONIC EWU!!!
Rap Battles › Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by funlord(m): 11:31pm On Nov 21, 2015
Emaprince:
hehe, funlord, you had to hide behind Ibime's post to indirectly insult me. Have you been nursing a grudge against me? Its alright...
"Emaprince"! I'm sure If there is 1 thing you know about me, it is the fact that I don't HIDE, RUN, MINCE WORDS or AVOID CONFLICT, but 4 sum of us in this GAME, we know what we have SEEN @ the end of the day is FACT and not FICTION! I was also privy 2 sum of the "background ish" which was why I made that statement!

I can never nurse a grudge against you, but as you can see from the way your stance regarding this topic was "discredited" even by those who don't know you, you were totally wrong with the reasons you where trying 2 use 2 justify 'g mans' modus operandi!

Don't call a 'spade' a 'fork' when you know you cannot use it 2 also eat chow! "Never vouch 4 anyone in this life", or you won't last long on this revolving mud ball called earth! @ the end of the day we are all just part of the 'system' innit? Shalom!!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Coogar Exposed As Credit Card Fraudster by funlord(m): 8:16pm On Nov 21, 2015
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Ibime:
Lemme explain something to you because you might not know how credit card scams work. Many Nigerians dont.

A lot of these niggas doing fraud, we grew up with them through school, uni etc.

They got lazy after uni and didnt go to hustle with the rest of us. After Govt blocked off all the loopholes, they are desperate living from hand to mouth while their mates are progressing. They can buy a bottle of champagne in the club, but they cannot buy anything substantial, have no credit and cannot buy a house and often wonder from one spot to another. Its a despicable existence.

So what do they do? They look for maga that can convert their cards to cash. In this case Babe3 is the maga.

So they buy numerous credit card details usually from abroad. About $10 per detail. Most of the card details do not work. That is why you saw Coogar asking Babe3 to try this card and that card.

Now they get their maga to send them cash eg rent, tuition etc, and they will pay with their cards.

When the bank discovers the payment is fraudulent, there will be a chargeback on the maga eg the magas landlord, car loan, school will now evict them, declare them bankrupt etc and completely phuck their credit and life up. You cannot do anything in the West without credit.

Now, the ninjas whose credit card details were stolen will also have bad credit, cannot buy a house on mortgage. Cannot buy a car or anything on credit etc. Their life is also phucked.

This is why I detest fraudsters and why you should too being the Emaprince I know. Although the implication may not be obvious to you in Nigeria.

And no, vast majority of Nigerians are not into fraud. Very few are, and they are despicable.

You be my guy so I say make I explain am so you grab the implication. This no be Naija where someone scam you once and the deed is done and you move on. If someone phuck up your credit in diaspora, it is a very wicked thing which will affect you for 10 years. I spit on such people.
Stop trying 2 educate that _cunt! _Idiocy is not yet a crime so allow people like him 2 enjoy the privileges the constitution has provided 4 them 4 being _idiots!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:36pm On Nov 21, 2015
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Arsenal received 'anal sex' from west brom!

Real currently receiving 'reverse cow girl' from barca!

Man city currently receiving 'ferocious doggy' from liverpool!

Man united represented 'hardcore stylee'!

Funlord currently receiving props for rocking his latest 'all black united jersey' with pride from envious _bitches and niggas while sipping 'J.D' and watching 'olympus falling' all around!

I now know how ice cube felt when he was writing the jam..'it was a good day'........lmfao!!!
Politics › Re: Unveiling The Lies Of Jewish Origin Of The Igbo People And Revealing The Jewish by funlord(m): 7:21pm On Nov 21, 2015
grin Even lucifer laughed @ this "epic lie"! No be only "jews" na "jaws"!
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Condemnation Of Biafra Agitations: A Complete Rebuttal by funlord(m): 6:49pm On Nov 21, 2015
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EternalTruths:
Many Igbo people will be imprisoned in Biafra for their treachery.



If Nigeria keeps treating the Biafrans as a conquered people, even God will establish Biafra


I just pity all those opposing Biafra, they will wish for death by the time Biafra is through with them. angry
Come on shut the _fuck up! "Hungry starving tribalistic keypad warrior"!! If dem bless you with better money now you will become a dove! Nonsense!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 4:49pm On Nov 21, 2015
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"Jamie vardy" just equalled "rudd van's" epl scoring streak record!
Rap Battles › Re: Dark Cant Rebel With Light... by funlord(m): 2:36pm On Nov 21, 2015
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Chaii! This "_cockrebels" whole existence is just an epic fail! See shots? Even by unknowns!!! Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:05pm On Nov 21, 2015
angry

Nitlad! Stop viewing and _fuck outta here! We don't need "crybaby mod reporters" here abeg!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:57pm On Nov 21, 2015
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Memphis don vex!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:35pm On Nov 21, 2015
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So sick and tired of dis match day united bullshite! "Rojo and dharmian" on the bench? No striker? WTF!!!
Politics › Re: Biafra Is Dead, We Are Ready To Support Buhari –Ohaneze Ndigbo by funlord(m): 12:16pm On Nov 21, 2015
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Most smart igbo people no even send all this "biafran nonsense", it is only the "touts, ogres, _morons, scammers, fools, tribalist demons, jingoists, lazy, poverty stricken, mad, sad and confused" ones among dem dat are crying over it!!!
Politics › Re: I Will Soon Launch My Foundation; Obasanjo Wanted Third Term – Jonathan Opens Up by funlord(m): 11:58am On Nov 21, 2015
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Which opata this "failed presidential dunce" dey try yarn again? STFU!
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by funlord(m): 11:20am On Nov 21, 2015
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See ending!!!! Chaii.......

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