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"We have said already that there are 3 English clubs that approached Messi's representatives
saying we are willing to take you. At the moment, he is earning €40million gross which would be about £35million, it's not that far from £800,000 a week. My understanding is that nobody has reached a stage where wages have been discussed
beyond the promise that he will earn more in
England than he would in Spain."

"All those clubs are trying to do, and I'm sure
City are one of them, is try to convince him. If
Manchester City are to appoint Pep Guardiola as
their coach could that have an influence on
Messi's decision? Absolutely. But you have to say the only thing that is certain is that Messi is at Barcelona, he wants to stay at Barcelona but the door has never been so open before. It doesn't mean he's going to move but it means that he is listening."

"All those 3 English clubs[ United, city and chelsea] are trying to do, is try to convince him! It's not about money if he goes, it's certainly not about money or the fact that Barcelona is trying to give Neymar a new contract, nothing to do with that. It wouldn't be for footballing reasons either because at Barcelona he's at the perfect club for him.

"But it will have something to do with the
treatment he's getting in regards to the tax
situation, which he thinks is unfair. Plus, he is maturing and another challenge is attractive. But we are still at the stage of trying to convince him."


Guillem Balague.......Sky sports la liga correspondent



So all this school wey man go na for wetin? See our mates salary abeg!!!

I only came here because I heard you guys were going to share some akpu!
Wetem the akpu osiso!!!

He looks as if he was high off a mixture of "crack mixed with _sperm" before he died! Good riddance to _moronic rubbish!!!

Someones name does not deserve to be on this list! Guess who's?

Obinoscopy:
Source please.

Can't you spot a thread made out of "BLATANT LIES" when you see one?

'Owu' been wan kill the 2 of them before sha! See as fayose resemble " nati" while the wife be like "akpenor"! Make dem thank god for access to loot!

BLACK JUMMAT BLAST;

If I’m a central midfielder facing
Schweinsteiger and Schneiderlin, I would
not be worried! They pose zero threat.
They are not players who can pass the ball like
Paul Scholes or Andrea Pirlo and they don’t get
forward. They just sit in front of the back four
venturing forward for set pieces.”

“When I was a player my main aim was to win a trophy 1st and win it playing exciting football second, It wasn’t always exciting in my day at united either. Certainly during the final 3 seasons under Sir Alex it was more a case of us getting over the line than anything cavalier. However, there was certainly a lot more ambition and threat in our play than there is currently with United.”


“I really can’t predict what will happen in tomorrows game because I have no idea from one week to the next which United will turn up! Every time I see signs of progress like with the display at Watford I’m immediately let down again. It is one step forward and two steps back.”


'Rio Ferdinand'......The Sun!!!



Apparently black friday is not restricted to the shops alone this year!

Money, loyal side chicks and good food........

cococandy:
@topic, when the wife says so

Some "wives" also lie about performance to their hubbies! Let's be honest!

Vivalavida99:
Lol what am i gonna say that you don't probably know anyway, it's more of a tourist destination. It's about white sand beaches, palm trees, coral reefs, and tropical drinks. Curacao is located in the Dutch Antilles, a part of Holland, and famous for its casinos, nightlife, and eponymous blue liqueur. You look up google if you really wanna know more.

Do you know one popular "indian guy" that owns a spot in the city center called "arif"? A lot of nigerians seem to know him!

I'd have to say a strange, beautifully shot( some of the camera work was just outstanding, mad angles and sublime creativity at work),...confusing as ' _fuck' movie from 1998 called "FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS"! Starring "johnny depp" [a.k.a captain jack sparrow]!

This movie was so mind bending that watching it makes you feel as if you are also under the influence of 'some major drugs' that the main characters were taking throughout the film! Anyway johnny depp has stated in interviews that while making the movie they were all constantly "fried" on set so no wonder!

It flopped at the box office.....but has since gone on to develop a cult following with much success !!! Expect a lot of laughter,drugs and excellent quotes in addition to the confusion though!!!

Odunharry:
we dont have enough striker yet Wilson is loaned to Brighton
..ohh my gawd.

This should actually be viewed as good news! Brighton have loaned him till the END OF THE SEASON, and I don't think gaal wants to risk having only martial and rooney as our only 2 recognised strikers for the remainder of our season!

Meaning that gaal is confident of landing or has already struck a deal with at least 1 of our january transfer targets @ the moment(mane maybe?)! Wilson was never going to do much anyway so its better to let him grab some much needed 'expy on loan'! My 2 kobo..................

nyabinghi:
who managed blackburn to league win then

It was kenny dalglish oh? In the 1995 season! The era of s.a.s (shearer and sutton)! This is why I always warn you to get your facts right before you come and engage in soccer banter! Or else 'jogo deitys' like us go nab una

All these 'o.a.u boys' sef! **Spits on his coconut head!**

The guy wor wor sha! He's a true son of his late father! No arguments here!!!

NYABINGHI! Abeg is it the league cup that souness won in 2002-03 that you are using to buttress your point? That now puts him at van gaals level? Chaii! EOD.........

This o.p writes jargons like someone suffering from the effects of drinking too much spermatozoa!

How is this psychotic epistle my business? This o.p sef!

E be like say sense dey scarce for that kogi state! See nonsense abeg!!!!

nyabinghi:
you have suffered a brain meltdown, when scholes spoke 'YOU LOT' criticized him, and u see keane as a don, man u like barca or bayern in your own mind.maybe with a new gaffer.

This is why I always feel bile surging up my throat whenever I see you quoting any of my mentions! IS "MY NAME YOU LOTS"? And who do you think "POSTED the SCHOLES" article in the 1st place in order to show that even legends find him appalling this season? Or Have you "EVER SEEN ME DEFENDING ROONEY HERE"?

So if you don't know who you engaged in banter with previously, or when you dont have your facts straight your tactic is just to assume it is any moniker(a.k.a LOTS) and then "hope for the best abi"? SMH!!!

And you have the guts to say roy keane is speaking trash? Anyway I forgot you are also a "multiple premier league, fa cup and champions league award winner" too so you know your onions! Your opinion reminds me of sand anyway, that's why it keeps getting stepped on! Soccer gnat....

AdeLaNa1:
Leave am. He and elampiro still living in 2008!!

No mind all dis "o.a.u goons sef"! Na only 4 on top "card matter" dem dey get brain!!!......LOL!!!

Nimen:
Sometime last year an outspoken critic of the GEJ Administration TonyeBarcanista suddenly stopped criticising the Administration and focused his attention on the opposition throwing punch after punch through his superb write ups telling anyone who cared to listen that APC was just a recycled party made from the same people that ruined this country for 16 years, He was hated upon and lashed on variously by pro-APC supporters, when APC won he was made a laughing stock here in nairaland... But with the way the country is going... has TonyeBarcanista been vindicated?

He has only been vindicated in the minds of the 'vapid' or in the realm of similar 'nobodies!' ARE YOU ONE?

nyabinghi:
keane and his trash again

2 people like YOU it is "TRASH", 2 reasonable and objective fans it is the "TRUTH!"

Maybe you should go and watch barcelonas last 2 matches 2 get an idea of what striking in 2015 looks like!

"MACHINE GUN SCHOLESY?"

“We keep saying defensively man united are sound and I think they are but their forward play just isn’t good enough. You look at these teams across Europe, your Bayern Munichs, your Barcelonas it’s the players up front who make the difference.”

“PSV were the better team in the last 30 minutes last night. I think united struggles for fitness atimes! United, looked really tired. I keep saying they are boring, I know, but at least he has sorted the defence out. Attacking wise they don’t look a threat, they don’t look good enough, they don’t look like they’re going to go and score goals".
I think maybe van gaal has set up his team to be very good defensively because he thinks, maybe, he hasn’t got the quality up front.

Look at martial!
Martial, for me, he’s still got a lot to prove goalscoring wise, he isn’t a centre-forward where
he lives for goals! He likes to play outside of the box, he likes to drift to the left wing, he doesn’t look like he’s bothered if he misses a chance. He doesn’t look bothered if he scores a goal. As a centre-forward, all you live for is scoring goals. He doesn’t look like that type of player to me, and maybe Manchester United need to go into the transfer market for one of those.”


'Paul Scholes......football365.com!!!'

Gaddemit!!!

A REAL CAPTAINS ADVICE:

"It seemed a strange atmosphere at Old
Trafford last night, they lacked cutting edge.
You got the impression the players were
waiting for something to happen, rather than
going and making it happen. Rooney was recently going on about lack of composure and quality, but I think he was as guilty as anybody. He needs to step up to the plate."

"You look at Wayne's legacy at Old Trafford,
it's absolutely fantastic. His goals record is
brilliant. But now he's the captain there's more responsibility and I think he's got to do a lot more."

"I always question certain players what are
they doing off the field! Last week I saw him slapping a wrestler and I'm
thinking Why is he getting involved in all that
nonsense?' There's no benefit to him. I'd have a look at that side of it."

"It's certainly not helping him. I wouldn't
begrudge him going out and enjoying himself, but if you're not at it yourself you've got to have a look and lead by example. He didn't do that tonight. He doesn't look sharp, he looks awful. Mentally he doesn't look really sharp; physically he doesn't look in great shape. He needs to have a look at himself."


ROY 'KEANO' KEANE......sky sports!!!

Ikengawo:
ape, an engineer is selling fertilizer and you dont believe theres a problem?

You have never heard of an "AGRICULTURAL ENGINEER" abi? YOU are literally too damn _stupid to even insult! Now! Will you kindly GET LOST from my mentions till YOU eventually gain an I.Q? Anuofia!!!

Targaryen:
IM AS STRONG AS A LION, FEARLESS LIKE AN AMERICAN SOLDIER AND I WILL ALWAYS BE ON TOP, FOOTBALL TRAINING ON MY MIND, IV GOT TO PRACTICE HOW TO PERFECT SCORING OF FREE KICKS AS 4 MY HATERS, KEEP TYPING THINGS ABOUT ME, IT MAKES THE PAPERS TO BE FILLED WITH MY NEWS, I LIKE THAT. "LEMME GO KICK SOME BALLS MEHNNN, CC TRAPLORD, KRAMFONOS,FUNLORD,PRETTYTHICKSME,STFUAREUGOD, TWACI "BARCELONA'S NUMBA ONE FAN AND FUTURE PLAYER HAVE SPOKEN. "WALKS OUT OF THREAD MAJESTICALLY BUT I WILL BE BACK TO READ WHAT LINDA IKEJI, NAIRALAND, DAILYMAIL, BBC, CNN, WROTE ABT ME.

Abeg sharrap and come and borrow me small of that "ponmo" underneath your nose make I take do soup abeg! See wide mouth like "dunlop elite"!! Lol! _fucking gay beast!!!

What else would you expect to come out of the mouth a "gayner?"

“It was beautiful to watch because we played
against a team from another planet. I was in
goal playing for Roma but I appreciated what I
saw from Barcelona. They were ridiculously
good. As hard as it is to lose 6-1, it was
beautiful to watch”...football365!!!

Roma goalkeeper "Wojciech Szczesny" with some wonderful honesty after conceding 6 goals.


PATHETIC!!!

Ibime:
Someone dey try hack my email from London since Saturday. . . . make I just warn whoever not to go down a road that will lose them their freedom. . . .

Aaah? For dis kind xmas time na him you wan put person 4 inside pokey? Abeg "gbenguze" if na you leave the man account oh! Make we no start to see "eyin omo wobe" thread part 2!!!

His lips resemble those of 1 "HAIRLESS BABOON" I saw while visiting ths zoo yesterday! Maybe they are cousins! LOL..........

TrapLORD:
Really? Last time I checked, you're a secondary school drop-out waiting to write JAMB. Oya, deny urself.

Is this not that "homo VIP CUSTOMER OF JAMB"? See as him keep face like person wey don high from sipping too much "spermatozoa"! LMFAO!!!

kr0ne:
List of judges for the KOP 2015 tourney:

Sinizia

Funlord

Guykhena

Reyginus

Krone

Adanna28

Judging Criteria

Creativity - 2 points

Entertainment (depending on topic) - 2 points

Rhymes - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Consistency on Topic - 3 points

Vocabulary - 2 points (depending on topic) - 2 points

Emotion (depending on topic) - 2 points

Imagery (depending on topic) - 2 points


Please remember that every judge would be asked to provide a topic for a particular battle and he/she should select the criteria suitable for his/her topic. The criteria with brackets are not compulsory.

When is the tourney?

"I'm very happy to tell you that the strikers can return, more or less, because you never know as they haven't trained so much this week and also before this week, Rooney is recovered and Martial can play! Fellaini can play. So that's great news, I think.

Jones and Herrera cannot play. It's too soon
because they also need recovery time. So I have 5 injured players including Luke Shaw, Carrick and Valencia but Bastian Schweinsteiger only missed Tuesday's open training session because he was having a recovery day and he should be available for Tonight's encounter!"

'Van Gaal' on 'MUTV' this morning!!!


Squad looking good! Let's qualify boys, no time!!!