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shndy:
They are both very good friends of mine, their trouble started few months after their wedding.
When they got married they both had plans to wait like a year before raising kids. Then d wife made d mistake of telling her MIL about d plan and we know how naija mamas are, immediately after wedding they want to c u preggy.
So d mother with d husband's sister instigated d wife and schemed with her to get pregnant without telling him.
She got pregnant and didnt tell her husband till 2months later, when she told him he first thought it was a mistake so he begged her to abort but she insistently told him she's keeping it. D husband kneeled n begged countless times, this isn't d kind of life he planned for his family especially his kids, he just wants to be more balanced but d wife with d backing of d husband's family insisted it's for keep. They all blamed him he should have used a condom if he's not ready, this hurt him more cos he believed d wife was on d pills.
This issue caused a lot of ruckus and later d husband had no choice but to accept as he still love d wife.
Little did we know something has snapped in him that'll torture d wife for months to come.
He started philandering and on two occasions has even slept outside.
D wife has apologised countless times, they'll settle it,move on, only for him to go cheat again.
He told her he can never trust her again, and he's even doubting her love for him, she don't care all she wants is a baby.
D wife has since regretted her action but d husband see her differently now.
Will he ever forgive her totally? Is there some advices u can give d wife pls

How we wan take know? Or send sef? Abeg na your people sabi, try go settle your own issues !!!

No be lie!!!

INEC needs to help resolve this battle! Lmao!!!

Can't stop won't stop!!!

Abeg this thread should just be converted to an "event planning thread"! The amount of "raves/gbedus" that are thrown here every weekend too much!
Such consistency................

I wonder who gives a flying _fuck about this sort of gist except ebele his former boss?

"Manchester United are keen on bringing back
Adnan Januzaj from his season-long loan at
Borussia Dortmund with the Belgian winger
only playing twice so far in the Bundesliga."
{ Sunday mirror/Sky sports}



And some people here were busy saying he has been "jamming" in the bundesliga? He has not even
Been better than "depay" while playing in a poorer league!!!

Kaii! This film still never finish?

Midfield looks wack, plus ashley young @ left back? Have we not learnt from what happened @ the emirates? This blind @ the back is also a _twattish move! Rooney? Again?

Men, adopting my "looku looku stance"! Looks like its gonna be another ponderous performance from the reds!

Sky sports latest;

Manchester United trio "Anthony Martial, Luke Shaw and Adnan Januzaj" have been named as part of a 40-man shortlist for the 2015 Golden Boy award for Europe's best young player.



Solid!!!

Why I come dey hear that "24" big clock ticking sound as I dey read this thread? Or is time running out for some of our "LOOTER vandrosses" in power?

bettercreature:
You don take ORIGIN this morning abi?

No origin? Only small crack and 2 tablets of refnol! Abeg i no get t.p so I don hang for mosque! Try come pick me later! Lmao!!!

bettercreature:
Who wrote .."I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet' on my profile
I'VE TRIED TO edit it but it seems there is no way
cc: lalasticlala,pls get this thing off my profile

Sharrap you islamic lander! Why are you trying to deny your love for the sand prophets and their teachings?

By the way come and collect that koran you mistakenly left behind @ the mosque yesterday! "Sheik better creature!"

coogar:
not in this life......

Even after I posted that statement on "rooney emulating his stance" my ipad went off! I hope I have not offended the gods of jogo bonito! Lmfao!!!

homesteady:
All the records in spain? Which record abeg?
Messi is La Liga All-time top scorer.

Please stop passing wrong information

Tell that to "sky sports" not me! Source dey there na, my own be say I like the message wey cr7 bin dey pass, make rooney no dey dull when him mates dey do tings!

Debroslink:
In as much as I respect Ronaldo, he does not hold all records in Spain.

Highest goal scorer ever in La liga.... Messi

Highest assist ever in La liga.... Messi

Who won more league titles.... Messi

Who won more Copa Del Rey.... Messi

These 4 records are the koko.


I don't care about other useless records like scoring 5 goals against Granada.

More 'CLUB GOALS' probably means his total club career goals in both his time with "real madrid and man united and lisbon"! Cr7 is leading him in goal scoring in la liga right now innit? And I think ronaldo has surpassed messi with champions league goals! Anyway no be me write the article, the source is there, his STANCE is what I hope rooney can emulate............

"Francisa' vicky bee' tony"? Is that _wanker still being a boil on the face of humanity? Where is that 'VIP JAMB CUSTOMER'?

Mong ish....... Lmao!!!

ANDY ILL?

Old trafford legend "andy 'the force' cole has revealed today that he is currently battling a kidney ailment! Get well soon andy!.. (manutd.com)



On a lighter note in celebration of fireworks night in england, the club decided to share this video of classic rockets from united legends! Enjoy........

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Features/2015/Nov/video-manchester-united-rockets-on-fireworks-night.aspx

arabianights:
Was in the bulk room of a first generation bank and crowd was quite bad ( yet they say no money ).There were some igbo men that had come to deposit quite an amount of money and had been conversing loudly in their dialect not caring that they were been a nuisance.
All of a sudden a white man comes in and the teller receives his cash whilst ignoring the hisses and insults of customers.

The igbo men, trust them started insulting the man and went ahead to add more in their dialect,the white man then,calmly turnsto them and responded to them in IGBO language then went on to add a few more sentences... the whole bulk room kept shut out of shock of course.I turned to him in amazement to ask him on how he learnt igbo and he smiled and responded to me fluently in HAUSA.

Apparently, he had been there before every one else but the account number was wrong and he was told he couldnt make calls in the banking hall, he then went out to make a call and wait for the right account number.On his return,hE went straight to the teller as she had assured him that when he returned ,he wouldnt have to join the queue again.The teller should have explained to all instead of ignoring customers.

Any way my point is that these white men are smatter than us, they learn our languages so as to enable themselves settle in and do business whilst most of us go to their countries and come back the same people we were when we left if not worse.

Okay calm down "mr xenophobic knight" ! Just tell us the truth! Was the "white guy" your boyfriend? Because your skill at riding "white nuts" is unparalleled!

. Rooneys Mates;

'Ronaldo now holds all the records in Spain, with more club goals, more La Liga goals than messi and more recently Ronaldo surpassed Messi with more goals in the Champions League.'

Ronaldo further said:

"People compare us all the time and it's normal because we are compared since we are babies.
"I don't mean me and Messi but all the persons
at school. Who is faster? Who is cleverer? It's
part of life. It doesn't surprise me but
sometimes it makes me tired. He works unbelievably, and he's a fantastic professional. To beat him it's great and I know that he feels happy to see me beat his record."

"I think we should keep beating the records. Maybe in 10 or 20 years someone will beat my record. Nothing is impossible, but it will be hard.".......[ CR7 in sky sports]


That's how players of "timber and calibre" state their ambitions!

Its high time these our naija regulators get tough on companies who flout and disregard our laws! If they can't play by the rules or stand the heat then they should _fuck off to togo or benin! That court needs to park well!

SOUR 4 SARAKI! If only daddy was still alive? Oh wait! You also contributed in frustrating him 2 death! Chaiii!!!

But he said NO to FREE AND FAIR ELECTION RESULTS and ABIOLA!

"Massob? Ipob youths? Biafra?" All nothing but "empty vessel associations/ideologies" who are only good at spouting nonsense!

Smart igbo men and women are progressing while all these "local ethnic cretins" keep fooling themselves! Breakaway republic my ass!

AdeLaNa1:
Janzaj is better than Memphis.

You have arrived @ this conclusion after 4 months and 11 matches? Abeg make this your conclusion only by 'may' cause there is enough time for depay to still have a solid season!

Stillfire:
Lmao, local. Welcome to Nairaland. You will realize you've been living in a parallel universe all your life and majority of Nigerians are indeed LOCAL.

https://www.nairaland.com/1406504/it-proper-single-lady-live

https://www.nairaland.com/2144641/should-unmarried-working-class-lady

https://www.nairaland.com/1906833/which-better-single-lady-getting

https://www.nairaland.com/2652299/ladies-owning-car-scare-away

Chaiii! So the message that the aba women rioters tried to pass during the last century has entered voicemail be that?

Abeg oh, naija women should adopt the european and asian style and be independently happy abeg! All these ethno-traditional crap does not fly around me or my woman! Please strive to be different!

This article should have had the heading; "being a LOCAL nigerian woman is hard! Most of the women "I" know don't subscribe to this b.s!

When nepotism backed predictions go wrong.........


“The way that Arsenal are defending, I am
confident that it won’t be one of these games
where Bayern are 3-0 up at half-time and it’s
just save face from there, because this lot can defend against the very best.”

Excellent work from Sky Sports‘ Charlie Nicholas just 8 minutes before kick-off yesterday before the 'goners' got MULLERED!

THE CO RESPONSE;
( Be careful what you wish 4)



Battle me? Really? Come on son you just don't compare/
That would be easier than beating a _retard at solitaire/


Gerrarahia! I see _bitches like you everyday of the week/
In all honesty your just a kid with the IQ of a
gimp/


The outcome is so obvious due to the style that you lack/
Plus your beats sound like they were produced by a tranny on crack/
No wonder your entire repertoire is so abundantly wack/


But my words are like 'random axes' that will rip you apart/
Your crew felt you could muster a challenge but you were doomed from the start/
So you think you got flows? Too bad, even my gibberish is state of the art/


Take heed cause I've never been beat and never been burned/
Your peers all gave it their best shots but the tables are yet to be turned/
You claim you've read the thread then you should already have learned/


Your flow is like a period, It comes strong only once a month/
Your raps already sound like they are comin’ out from a bleeding _cunt

My bars are so tight, they leave you with no place to go/
Just call me 'kainji dam' cause I'm the 1 stopping your flow/


my raps are freestyles, you probably stole your verses out of a book/
MTN could cut off your phone line and you still wouldn't be 'off the hook'/


Your lyrical content just seems like an _orgy of _stupidity/
Your flows remind of the 60's and your punchlines are without any sensibility/


You're all wild and untamed, like a 'fugee' trying for 'the score'/
But once in my prescence you're bound to retreat like ocean water from the shore/


So far, up till this point your entire careers been a joke/
your rhymes are like plastic _weed bags
While mine are like a kilo of _coke/


Cause I spit 'bars' like a kid gettin' his mouth washed out with 'soap'/
Just pray that I spare you, cause like a terminal AIDS victim you've really got no hope/


I've got the masses convinced, so anything
you say is blasphemy/
Talk all the _shit you want but in this race you'll always finish last to me/
When I'm done you'll be quaking in your boots like the present day ' muhammad ali'


All the stuff I usually say I could say out even in public/
But not you, everyone can always tell that you probably dubbed it/
The contrast between you on NL and your real life has such duality/
You talk big in here, but out there, your life's full of frugality/


You can adopt a hard stance and pretend to be unfazed/
But my razor edged rhymes would only cut through you like paths in a maze/


My metaphors are mad crazy while yours are like your bedoom style, mad lazy/
No wonder last night, at her request, I left your _bitch with twin babies/


_Bitch was kind enough to swallow me whole, so I made sure she didn't choke/
Sadly she said you also love to swallow and 'denrele' told her you've got a 'mean deep throat'/


So go ahead,keep on hating on my erudite rap skills/
While your _bitch keeps calling me 'mr cold front' cause I give her _pussy the chills/


In fact I don't need no 'kora or grammy', just your mother and a tube of _KY jelly/
Take her back to my pad, and ensure she also calls me daddy/


Only real niggas feel me, so I understand why you don't/
But your mom always feels me in the back of her throat/
I stay _fucking up her gum lines like tobacco or coke/


You never stood a chance too bad now all you're seeing is red/
Got gassed and thought you measured up but only got beat down instead/
Stomped all over your stinking flows like a boot to the head/
Damaged you and your mom so bad even your dads currently spread on a hospital bed/


I completely understand why by now you would be getting upset/
But next time weigh your options, before doing something you will surely regret/


My philosophy is this: try to work your way up through the ranks/
You came at me gunning, but the only thing you ended up shooting were blanks/


After listening to your rhymes, I really think you should become a 'rap mime'/
Your out of your mind, no wonder your always quick to whine/
A sad critter so it would be best if you stick to your own kind/
Dont worry, no need to hustle, wack fools like you are easy to find/


Small boy couldn't rap or even 'wrap' even if it was christmas eve/
This thread is for adults, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave/