Nairaland General › Re: Rebranded: Sex Olympics in London by funlord(m): 11:53pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
Where all those family section biatches? I get all una nudes oh? Better 'western union' me something or else I go begin release like AK47? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:54pm On Nov 14, 2015*. Modified: 11:14pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
 . Why dis sugar cane baby just come tear coogar pant like dis for public thru out dis unfortunate saturday na? |
Family › Re: Am I Really Married Or Sharing A Room With A Man? by funlord(m): 12:01pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
Since coogar market don sour make I pitch tent with him former baby boo abeg! BABE3 I LOVE YOU 2! I don't do _nude shots bae (only western union shots)! Let's get this new love started okay! LOL.......... |
Family › Re: Am I Really Married Or Sharing A Room With A Man? by funlord(m): 11:44am On Nov 14, 2015 |
 Nihilist: Ahh...e leyi tun le o. Ibime Raumdeuter griffon funlord chic2pimp pietrorico Airmark wonlasewonimi dahdemola Dadehmola nyabinghi binghinya Na wa oh? Lmao!!!! Even the mods have an axe to grind it seems? Lol.............. |
Family › Re: Am I Really Married Or Sharing A Room With A Man? by funlord(m): 10:36am On Nov 14, 2015 |
 Dyt: Madam old woman
You are his woman and I am only asking you talk to him to come defend himself
Is that too much to ask of you?
Or are you feeling heart broken?
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Family › Re: Am I Really Married Or Sharing A Room With A Man? by funlord(m): 10:22am On Nov 14, 2015 |
 Nihilist: A
It still doesn't make sense. At the start of this episode, your post history only comprised of 17 posts, none of them in direct conversation with Coogar.
So you mean you sent him a PM notification, he received it, commited to speak to someone he didn't know before, and then decided to meet up twice with that person? And not only that, give you money?
That's implausible knowing the communication trends on this website. I find it very difficult to believe that you guys were meeting up offline but have never interacted online on this forum.
As at the start of this issue, there wasn't even a single mutual quote... Yet you've risen up to defend one of the loudest posters on this website on a day that he is keeping suspiciously quiet
Your story is fishy... Nice 2 finally meet ya 'MR BOND'!!! |
Family › Re: Am I Really Married Or Sharing A Room With A Man? by funlord(m): 10:13am On Nov 14, 2015 |
 swagloverss: The allegation being made is that Coogar owes her money and he is using threats to stop her from claiming her money. I think you need to shut the _fuck up! Coogar is not 1 for running away from conflict so this your song and dance of you have been in communication with him and he is afraid of washing his dirty linen is solid crap! You are either an alternate or a rabble rouser! Swerve and allow coogar deal with babe3 HIMSELF! Her allegations are serious and he can also bag her for slander if he wants! No one takes you serious anyway so do yourself a favour and zip it! |
Family › Re: Am I Really Married Or Sharing A Room With A Man? by funlord(m): 9:15am On Nov 14, 2015 |
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Pastor Arrested For Smuggling Cocaine by funlord(m): 5:18pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Pastor chukwudi was in love with "da co co"! I hope he still gats "baking soda" though........... |
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Eating Ofada Rice (Photos) by funlord(m): 5:15pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Why him do face like person wey I'm mama dey force 2 eat the food by force? E.G; "Mama bruce"; ben you better finish that ewedu and rice or else na wozing? "Senatwit"; mama I dey wack am na, can't you see I'm almost finished! Hian!!! |
Politics › Re: See What People Are Saying about Former Senate President; David Mark(pics) by funlord(m): 5:09pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
See 'painment' etched all over elechenus face abeg! |
Politics › Re: Pics: Biafrans Storm 10 Downing Street This Afternoon In Protest by funlord(m): 3:14pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
I trust london bobbies! Them go soon put 1 sharp call through to immigration services make dem come use some of those jokers do " awoof friday evening deportation soup"! |
Politics › Re: Troops Repel Boko Haram Attack In Gwoza, Kill Terrorists (very Graphic Photos) by funlord(m): 3:10pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Whether these be old pictures or not, it always warms the cockles of my heart whenever I see pictures of "dirty, confused, dead terrorist pigs" on full display as shown here! _Fuck them all!!! REST IN PIECES!!!! |
Family › Re: Am I Really Married Or Sharing A Room With A Man? by funlord(m): 1:21pm On Nov 13, 2015*. Modified: 2:56pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
yoksy: I've not really reached d point of being suicidal cos I know my future is bright n d baby in my womb is more of a comforter to me. am married for close to two yrs now my hubby has not been very healthy for close to a yr now, we just leave like roommates hardly any sexual activity but it was a blow to my face wen I came back from church on Sunday n saw a pill of Viagra 100 on my matrimonial bed n wen I checked his phone I saw his chat wit a girl inviting her to his guest house n denying he is married. after confronting his there was no remorse not even an explanation he is just pretending to b nice ( meanwhile am heavily pregnant but he cares less I care for my pregnancy n buy my babies stuff HE SOMETIMES EVEN TELL ME HE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY PREGNANCY) please I need candid advice on wat to do. thanks. He even doubts that "HE IS THE FATHER SOMETIMES"? That statement is pregnant with meaning! Have you done something in the past to warrant hearing this? Asides from that there seems to be a lack of respect, romance, care, infidelity issues and bitterness surrounding your union! Anyway you need to realise that you are in a 'dysfunctional relationship' which is of no use to you or your unborn child! If "HE is really not the father", I think you should bounce and search for happiness elsewhere! |
Politics › Re: Umahi: I'm Not The Worst Performing Governor In Nigeria by funlord(m): 1:09pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Would he prefer 2 be called the worst performing governor in the south east? |
Politics › Re: List Of Top 20 Most Corrupt Nigerians – CNN by funlord(m): 1:03pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
This o.p's lies reach 2 fit start world war 3 |
Politics › Re: Central Bank Recovers N8.6bn From Owner Of Remita, Systemspecs by funlord(m): 11:54am On Nov 13, 2015 |
redcliff: I dont get you? Are you expecting cash to be recovered all the time so that it can be used as a trust fund? Do you realize this is stolen money meant for the govt? If you expect there be a trust fund that means you are saying that people should steal more so that more funds can be recovered. In a system where the stealing stops, what happens to the so called welfare system you are talking of? Please reason before you type nxt time. Thanks Trust fund? Stolen money? Realisation of the unknown? From all the 'off point logical bunkum' you just spilled here, the only thing I've realised is that you are daft! All this crap from a simple rhetorical question that you should try to ruminate on as one of the masses! Since you don't GET ME? Why did you now have to display your crass ignorance by coming up with a bunch of scenarios of what "I may or may not have meant all by yourself without my input"? Does that sound reasonable to YOU! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:29am On Nov 13, 2015 |
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Crime › Re: British Woman In Court For Marrying Two Nigerian Men - Photos by funlord(m): 5:43am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Does she eat the naija men after each wedding? Haba!!! |
Politics › Re: Central Bank Recovers N8.6bn From Owner Of Remita, Systemspecs by funlord(m): 5:09am On Nov 13, 2015 |
How have all these billions saved been translated into a form of welfare for the common folks? All we keep hearing is cash saved, cash recovered? Or is the cash meant to only to be looked at? |
Politics › Re: One Of The Newly Appointed Minister Uguru Usani Having A Pending Murder Case by funlord(m): 3:34am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Murder he wrote................. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 3:31am On Nov 13, 2015*. Modified: 4:15am On Nov 13, 2015 |
_Fuck moyes! And anyone that's down with moyes then _fuck you 2!!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:58pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
 RuuDie: No, it isn't a comparison. But not all managers are fergie, ancelloti or mourinho-like trophy-wise. It took pellegrini some time too before he finally copped a title; I'm pretty certain many that knew him before then thought him shitty too.
It's all been said before now, no need to drag it on. Moyes na closed chapter. We now have a manager we can give the benefit of doubt... Lets see how it goes! I Concur!!!
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Family › Re: Finally I Am Admitting, I Need Help by funlord(m): 6:51pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
 Eddygourdo: I finally understand that many are frustrated eg funlord and sagamite and they visit my threads to use express their frustrations via curse words and display of bad manners, well as a Christian I will allow you vent out ur frustrations by whatever means you deem fit including insults to urself, I will make it a point of duty to ignore such people as one of my contributions to the plight of youths in Nigeria, so please call me names and use curse words till you feel OK. I hope life improves for you so you both change for the better. My friend shut up that anus you call a mouth! Look @ this hamstrung olodo! Have you EVER seen my posts on any of your dumb threads before? Madman! |
Family › Re: Does Your Husband Complain About Your Cooking? Share Your Experience. by funlord(m): 5:35pm On Nov 11, 2015*. Modified: 6:13pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
ireneidiva: 18 years? Because our homes were catering schools right? Your reasoning is so low. Mama of reason! What is the legal age for you to be termed as an adult and thus be free from your parents? '18 years of age'! You obviously have an IQ the size of a grain of salt so your lack of ability to display cognitive reasoning Is excused but that is not the issue here on this thread! |
Family › Re: Finally I Am Admitting, I Need Help by funlord(m): 4:33pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
 Eddygourdo: and he used curse words, the level of crass displayed by people astonishes me. Well I don't blame you bro. Talk is cheap You are a confused mong! So it is the words used in your story like "badunkadunk", "bom bom", "chop and clean mouth" that are classy words in your depleted vocabulary? My friend park well or _fuck off! Your choice!!! |
Family › Re: Finally I Am Admitting, I Need Help by funlord(m): 3:56pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
 Eddygourdo: God must really love me despite my unseriousness towards church matters. I thank him for saving my life from a would have been terrible accident this morning, though painfully many bystanders wished I had died and I will say exactly why. I posted a topic some days back about my issues with women and truly I decided to change after numerous advise from readers. But it seems the devil is destined to win in my situation. I left my house 7am journeying to my place of work in another town, I stopped at the bank inside OAU campus to update the Bvn on two accounts of mine that were blocked, this delay especially with the new method of these banks forcing us to download their mobile apps because our accounts were blocked, made me proceed to work around 9am. Since I was late I accelerated well despite the terrible akoda, sekona, ife Road. My problem though happened at moro. Any man who likes ladies with big bombom can testify that if you see one coming in front and you suspect she gat it, don't chyke yet, wait till she passes so u can stylishly turn back to peep, where in the event the package is there you start shouting "excuse me" as though you have no shame or where you were going earlier. This sort of shameless man is me personified and today it got me into a near death experience, I blame OAU prescience program for admitting a girl who ordinarily would succed as a stripper, this is about the 3rd biggest bottom I have ever seen live. But unfortunately I was doing all this peeping and analysis while driving, it was at that moment I turned back to look at her properly that I feel into a huge pothole which turned my projectory straight at a parked trailer. Thank God despite my partial hopelessness in life am a manageably good driver, I quickly straightened and decided to rather take my chances in a nearby bush. I kept hoping I won't encounter any ditch as I rambled tire screeching into the bush, after some metres I stopped. People rallied and tried to calm me down till one stupid man started abusing me, telling everybody he was at my back and dat I was peeping at a lady, blah blah blah. I warned him, I threatened fire and brimstone but deep inside I was filled with shame. This is me who made a resolve to change my ways. I got to the office by 11am after having been fleeced of 17k by those unscrupulous Road side mechanics to fix my gear sump and damaged radiator. Now I realise this peeping of a thing is a problem I can't seem to stop, I like admiring the good things of the Lord in women, but now I almost died doing so. How can I stop? can I stop? Do I have to pretend I didn't see a yansh if i see one? , please don't tell me to pray cos I doubt closing my eyes and singing a hymn or calling jesus whenever I see an admirable bottom isn't tantamount to calling his name in vain. I know many men do this too, and it's no big deal but I want to be able to ignore a pretty lady with badonkadoonks and not look at her, just face my front. Maybe because I am good at lying to people but I never lie to myself dats why if I see anything I like I must look at it and if I am given the chance, I chop it and clean mouth sharparly. Help me thank God though and if u have methods you employed to stop your addiction to women matter. Please tell me. Love you all Go hire a driver mofo!!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 3:14pm On Nov 11, 2015*. Modified: 4:06pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: List Of Agencies And Parastatals Under Amaechi, As A Minister Of Transport by funlord(m): 2:46pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Wahala dey be that oh? |
Family › Re: Does Your Husband Complain About Your Cooking? Share Your Experience. by funlord(m): 2:17pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
 Kachisbarbie: lols  I read and replied based on your submission. I am still reading it again, I responded accordingly. Yes, my husband nags... because mine is outrightly bad. 
Oh, my technicalities isn't what the thread is identifying? 'But you saying the woman lacks home training(causes) is what it's meant to identify okwaya? Remove the speck in your eye first nna...
We would identify the problem, causes and solution. I can see someone trying to help with a solution already... Let me make this simple for you! Madam I am a man and I can cook! Basically because my parents trained me, my sister and brothers to fend for ourselves as soon as we all hit our pre teens! Even though we had cooks and stuff,@ 1 point it was O.Y.O as far as feeding yourself was concerned in my house! That is HOME TRAINING! I can't begin to tell you how grateful I was for this when I was abroad schooling as a lowly student that could not always afford 5 star restaurant meals regularly!!! Now! "Abegii oh abeg?" What is your take on a woman that CAN'T COOK and continuously receives complaints from her husband about it? Is it a solid achievement? Proper etiquette? Or a sign of superb home training! It is an easy question to answer please try not to make a song and dance out of it! |
Family › Re: Does Your Husband Complain About Your Cooking? Share Your Experience. by funlord(m): 1:48pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: Seems you're confused.
One minute you say the ones whose husbands complain lack home-training, the next minute you still call those whose husbands don't complain "PRETENDERS". *What kind of confusion is this? *What if the man isn't complaining because because they are good at it? *What if the man is one of those that doesn't have taste buds, do you think it's every man that knows sweet food? Some men eat every, as long as it isn't poison or sh*t.
The average Nigerian man doesn't go 'bout complaining about food, except the food is outrightly bad, he's a good cook or confirmed nag. You are either trying to make excuses because you are guilty of the said offence or you did not fully understand the o.p's query from the start! I also wonder how you arrived at the bolded in my synopsis! Please kindly read through all the submissions of everyone on the thread before jumping on my mention to air your points! You can clearly even see that the threads topic points to this PROBLEM! All these technicalities you want to start referring to regarding the man being a nag, does not know good food etc, is not what the thread is meant to identify! Read again!!! |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Replies Raymond Dokpesi Over Goodluck Jonathan Statement by funlord(m): 10:02am On Nov 11, 2015 |
Abeg who get 'red oil' 2 borrow me? |