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Family › Re: Does Your Husband Complain About Your Cooking? Share Your Experience. by funlord(m): 9:55am On Nov 11, 2015
angry

Any woman whose cooking leads to any sort of complaints "lacks proper home training"! What the hell where you doing in your mothers homes for 18 years? What will you teach your kids? Who will cook for them? Its a disgrace!

And by the way all those claiming and deceiving themselves that "my husband does not complain?" Siddon dia and be fooling yourselves...until when ada, funke, halima, itoro, or domitilla carry buffet threaten your marriages na dat time una eyes go clear!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
cool EPIPHANY;


"When I spoke to Danny Blind, it was a very good conversation. I think I'm a team player and the other players in the team also think that. I don't think I'm in a difficult path of my career as the media talk, but I just think my form isn't very good right now.


"I'm still working hard. Just because I don't show the exact form that I showed at the World Cup or last year @ psv, it doesn't mean I don't work hard. Right now, I feel good again. Other people don't see what I'm doing in training so people think I'm not busy with football but that's not true."

"Of course, it's difficult when you're on the bench but it's going better right now. If I get my chance to play, I will take it. I think lots of things have changed. I'm in a new club right now and it's a different level compared to the Dutch league."



"Such things play a big role when you're trying to find your way and it was a bit easy at the start but then I fell back and you could see it in the way I played. However, you can assume I'm busy with working on that and getting back to the top. I feel fit and I'm trying to show on the training ground that I'm doing my best to perform well"

Memphis depay......Sky sports!!!
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Abuja Civil Servant Who Paid N60m Tithe To Redeemed Church (2014) by funlord(m): 8:37am On Nov 11, 2015
angry
Dr my ass! This biatch na "dr of dollars"!
Politics › Re: Reps Probe N52M Fraud Allegations Against The CCT Chairman by funlord(m): 8:31am On Nov 11, 2015
Corruption is fighting back!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:06am On Nov 11, 2015
grin

Only 'award winning _retards' would even 'attempt' 2 defend 'miserable moyes'! _Fuck outta here with that bull_shit!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 5:17pm On Nov 10, 2015
grin

If bayern were giving another team an enjoyable RIMMING? That means bayern was actually licking the other teams ANUS!!!

Next time Learn your '_fuck facts' before you attempt to diss mate! Lmfao!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander Heading For Church To Praise Her Creator by funlord(m): 2:26pm On Nov 10, 2015
CaroLyner:
undecidedwas not meant for you. quoted the wrong person.
Ok! Let me clean ish up!
Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander Heading For Church To Praise Her Creator by funlord(m): 2:25pm On Nov 10, 2015
CaroLyner:
swithava.it would be your turn by the time i send them screenshots you sent my friend.lol.quote me again and see.you will deactivate that your new account too.gringrin
Modified
Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander Heading For Church To Praise Her Creator by funlord(m): 2:21pm On Nov 10, 2015
CaroLyner:
swithava.it would be your turn by the time i send them screenshots you sent my friend.lol.quote me again and see.you will deactivate that your new account too.gringrin
Are you on crack cocaine? Who the _fuck is swithava? Dumb ass pollock! Get the _fuck outta here!
Politics › Re: Breaking! Protest Nairalander Ipobdevil Hit By Military Bullet At The Head -pics by funlord(m): 1:23pm On Nov 10, 2015
grin
Young Ipob goat! If you like die sef, wetin concern us! Nonsense.......
Politics › Re: What Benue Student Eyes Saw In The Hands Of Benue Politician In Abuja *PATHETIC* by funlord(m): 1:04pm On Nov 10, 2015
grin

Benue problem! Dem for try hala "LOOTSWAM and YEMISI" sef! Maybe dollars 4 drop.....
Politics › Re: Hembe And Madaki Exchange Slaps Over ‘Juicy’ Committees by funlord(m): 12:46pm On Nov 10, 2015
grin
Democratic Wozing? Its allowed!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 11:40am On Nov 10, 2015
cool GOING FORWARD;

Mikuz in the course of making future political moderation choices/
Learn to listen and learn from your communities dissenting voices/

Mod totalitarianism would only cost you your lease/
The consequences for those who imbibe such dogma is simply 'no justice or peace'/
Family › Re: I Have Disgraced My Manhood by funlord(m): 11:09am On Nov 10, 2015
angry
MrHighSea:
Pix of manhood or IDBI
What a dumb request! Or are you a _faggot? If so then you should _fuck off to tinder! **spits**
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 10:56am On Nov 10, 2015
grin

Hope the bullshite remains permanently flushed this time?..........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:59am On Nov 10, 2015
undecided

TOMATO? TOMATOE :

"It is not about October or November, it is about May. I recognise similarities between Van Gaal
here and at Bayern Munich. In Munich, if you remember, it took a while before the team understood exactly how he wants to play football but in the end we won the Bundesliga and made it to the Champions League final."

"I remember the fans were unsure about him early on at Bayern but in the end we did the double and so the fans in Munich loved him. I am sure Louis will bring success to United. I am convinced about that but we have to do our work and we have to improve. I am convinced it will happen. You have to be patient but, of course, during that you have to win, you have to get results and you have to score."

"You recognise what the supporters are saying
but football is not only attack. There are teams with different game styles and they also win titles but I think especially in home matches we have to press and go forward. When you are playing a team who defend with 10 men it is not easy to find the gaps. It happens but you have to find solutions and
t this is where we can still improve, improve on
breaking a team down."

Bastian Schweinsteiger....[ Sky sports]



"The legacy that Sir Alex has left behind after 26 years has meant we're used to seeing a certain type of football. I can see why people are voicing their opinion because it's not how United go about their business and it's been very hard at times for
people to bear.

You've got to take certain risks. It's all well and good having a game plan, where you grind teams down and have the ball so much but the game is about excitement and taking chances. We're in the entertainment business. United, in the past, have been all about being exciting."

Dwight Yorke..[ Sky sports]



Can't we all just get along? **in late rodney kings voice**..............
Politics › Re: The New EFCC Chairman Ibrahim Magu, 7 Things You Need To Know About Him by funlord(m): 10:07pm On Nov 09, 2015
angry

MAGU? MAGUN? MAGA? MUGU? I hope say this 1 wey him name rhyme with plenty bad things fit mean say plenty bad things go happen to corrupt politicians and looters 4 naija oh? Check am na!
Politics › Re: MASSOB Gives FG One-week Ultimatum To Release Nnamdi Kanu-vanguard by funlord(m): 7:22pm On Nov 09, 2015
angry

This 'MASSOB' too talk abeg! With never any action to back up their impotent threats! Abeg dey should just change their name to 'MOUTH-SSOB'! Nonsense..........
Politics › Re: Some Igbos Are Fanatics And Are Making Things Difficult For Nigeria – Tofa by funlord(m): 7:08pm On Nov 09, 2015
angry

Wetin this tofa dey talk sef? The igbo homies and chicks wey I sabi are also improving their lots through their various hustles rather than being concerned with making their lives and those of others difficult!

As you can tell that means I don't deal with or relate with confused 'ipob goats'! Everyone should strive to do the same!!!
Family › Re: My Husband Has Finally Fulfilled his fantasy of having a thr3esom&e by funlord(m): 6:13pm On Nov 09, 2015
grin
coogar:
in my college, it was called the ultimate bucket list(about a dozen tasks of nonsense) but the ones that stood out were....

•mile high club(still pursuing) grin

•parasailing
•skydiving
•bungee-jumping
•snorkelling/scuba-diving
•ménage à trois(blood sisters)
•ménage à trois(with bosom friends)

i can't remember the rest.....
Lol!!! See thief list! Ran through your '6th' and '7th' Tasks a while back in uni and finally achieved task '1' sometime last year! Ebeles govt. was nice for some of us I guess! Extremes sports are a no no for me!

Cool list tho! By the way what's your wifes take on your attempts @ 6th and 7th? Lmfao!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 5:34pm On Nov 09, 2015
cheesy

Miserable 'moyes' sacked again!!!

www.skysports.com/football/news/11851/10062313/david-moyes-sacked-as-real-sociedad-boss


I guess we have finally been proved to have made the right decision once and for all!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander Heading For Church To Praise Her Creator by funlord(m):
grin
PrettyHausaGirl:
Awww too bad its one of my Rides tongue

Hustle hard son, and one day you'll be a proud owner of one.
You tried as per this your pathetic comment of lies got you about 50 something likes but how come you have not been sighted since you were nabbed for being a fake _fucktard yesterday? Your e-mail adress on your profile leads to this fake account:

https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?v=photos&id=100006700902598&refid=17

While this is the 'real girl' whose profile you have been stealing pictures from:

https://m.facebook.com/Jenilisa?refid=13


How come you claim you are a hausa girl in uniport, but at the same time your also an igbo _twat schooling in another location? Time to cry?


Useless ratchet, scamming, olosho, IDIOT!!! Quote me anywhere!!!
Family › Re: My Husband Has Finally Fulfilled his fantasy of having a thr3esom&e by funlord(m): 3:24pm On Nov 09, 2015
Sounds like your hubby had a ball and is also a _pimp!
Politics › Re: Breaking News MTN CEO Resigns Over N1.04 Trillion Nigeria Fine by funlord(m): 10:25am On Nov 09, 2015
grin
The guy don port?
Politics › Re: Yoruba And Igbo Fight Each Other On Social Media by funlord(m): 10:22am On Nov 09, 2015
angry

_Fuck all "tribalist monkeys" or "sentimental ethnic goats" anywhere, whether on NL, twitter etc.......they are inconsequential!!!
Politics › Re: Biafra!! U Can Continue With Your Protest As Far As U Dnt Tamper With Our Oil by funlord(m): 10:14am On Nov 09, 2015
angry

More "biafran" and "our oil" bullshite from real life nobodies! SMH....................
Rap Battles › Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by funlord(m): 9:28am On Nov 09, 2015
Back in effect!!!
Politics › Re: Atiku – ‘little Girls Who Want To Be Governor Now Have A Role Model’ by funlord(m): 9:12am On Nov 09, 2015
angry
Including those in places like chibok?
Politics › Re: Taraba Tribunal Should Have Ordered For A Rerun Election: Mike Ozekhome( Photo) by funlord(m): 9:09am On Nov 09, 2015
grin

This 'barrister of noise' don come again? They will soon kidnap the garrulous _twat again!
Poems For Review › Re: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by funlord(m): 7:31pm On Nov 08, 2015
sad
emaculate99:
Funlord, how do we go about this? 09038244906 is my whatsapp no, let's talk.
Not sure to be honest! Maybe you should come up with a subject matter for the poem or something and then I can follow your lead and meet you halfway into it, I was not expecting a partnership because I always script solo with lots of political/controversial references and I abhor censorship! This format seems a bit cumbersome for a freelancer like myself!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by funlord(m): 5:56pm On Nov 08, 2015
cheesy

It seems there is a gbedu over here? But how come the "gayners thread" is looking like their current attempts at spurs goal? Barren?

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