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chocolateme:
wow!! Way to go. Tnx my darling for that. Nice one.

As president of the "NL online players association" i have no choice but to intervene on behalf of one of our members who recently tried to woo your cute ass on this thread!

This is not the sort of reply that the boy viickerz expected from you! Let him know if there is hope or not simple! Oya repost something else.. hanlele!!!

" Gayners" the day after the 5-1 be like?

TV01:
I often wonder, is it comprehension, deduction, a memory disorder, an "inferior" IQ , or outright psychosis? Along with your ever present "complexes", it's kind of hard to tell really, as you at times present conditions & symptoms singularly or severally.

So, you call me to a thread I have no interest in - I arrived on page 6. I subsequently made clear my position;


which you had already acknowledged;


So please kindly explain how you made the unfathomable leap from there to here;


Then this;

Who are my main audience on this forum? Do I not regularly - despite the fact that it could be considered somewhat off - drop comments specifically exhorting men? Have I not written a series of pieces advising men?

And this;

Where have I ever said, insinuated or supported anything even remotely like what you typed

And this;

Where, when or to whom have I ever advised to stay in a "shitty marriage" - and only in order to "stem the divorce rate"
I can only recall one instance of properly responding to a divorce type situation;
https://www.nairaland.com/1284024/broken-dejected-found-out-wife/2#15635959

And all addressed specifically at me You have been willfully mis-ascribing things to me for as long as I've known you on this forum. I am always happy to be called out and open to challenge, but this kind of thing is simply quite pathetic.

I've advised you previously - stop having soliloquies in your own head and mistaking them for real life. Stop looking for imagined enemies to wage your campaigns against. If the issues are really there address them as they arise and direct your rejoinders to whomsoever raises them.

C'mon Bukatyne, I'm sure you are better than mere nuisance value.


TV

What sort of "merciless advice" am I reading from this nairaland print out like this?

Bloody hell gaddemit!!!

The only _fuck up here be say na the old bagger step daughter get the boobs! But as for handling 19 year old oranges? The ayes have it with full support! They are the best and I try to handle them as much as possible while also paying the smallies their premium price! Leggo...........

The art of looting?

Saraki is learning the meaning of the adage "there is no rest for the wicked"! Keep spending some more loose change for your own sake mr man!!!

Retreat my ass! Na houses dem wan come begin price for abuja in addition to collecting the contacts of all the super perm secs in their ministries so that deals go flow smoothly and getting familiar with abuja branch cabal members whose interests they are meant to protect!!!

Make him no go SLEEP for there too oh?

See as bayern beat up arsenal like a thief caught in a market square? Pathetic! LOL!!

SO ROONEY PLAYED WELL? No wonder?
I must have mistakenly switched to the "eurovision singing contest" instead of the "european champions league last night" that's wny I missed his superb jogo display! Looool.........

NEPOTISM STRIKES AGAIN;


"Straining every sinew in that bull terrier neck,
Rooney sent the ball past goalkeeper Akinfeev. Just as well they didn’t drop him,then, as the manager was advised. Just as well United manager "Louis van gaal" trusted in the maxim: "class will out", and rooney was class"

" Martin Samuel...... Daily Mail".


Good god? Lol

I CONCUR OH!

"The big question for most fans presently is this: Is 'Jesse Lingard' the player that 'Depay' should be? Last night he was quick, direct & ambitious, and yet he was diligent and focused on his defensive duties as well. He never let his chin
drop & never allowed his failures to over shadow his night."

"His end product is hit and miss, but that’s par for the course from a young attacker. But the upshot is that he played as a player who believed that he belonged in a champions League team, rather than one trying convince everyone of that fact. He looked far more comfortable in his skin than depay who often looks as though he’s holding back for some reason, as though he’s scared to fail. He’s been a welcome addition to the squad so far this season and deserves his opportunity a lot more than depay!"

Harry the Manc!!!.......( Mufc Fanzone)

All I see on this thread are a bunch of "ethnically cursed nincompoops" ranting over nothing!

Why are all these "Oonis" such hardened criminals?

carlinks:
I've heard stories of people failing paternity tests and i've often wondered how some people could be so evil to make a man bring up another person's child as his.

As it stands,i know someone is a messy situation.She was double dating and recently got pregnant. The challenge right now is,she doesn't know the father of the unborn baby between both guys as she's been having sex with both unprotected.
She said both guys have accepted to take full responsibility of her pregnancy and take care of her but each guy thinks he's exclusive with her.
She earns a paltry salary so she cant take care of herself during the course of the pregnancy alone.
The worrisome thing now is that she doesn't want to open up to any of the guys so she has decided to just give one of them the pregnancy and am guessing the more financially buoyant of both guys while praying he turns out the eventual father

I gave the following advice
1. Coming clean as the first option and facing the consequences(some guys can still overlook it and still be with her)
2. Taking care of herself alone during the course of the pregnancy and maybe raising money for a DNA test later to establish the paternity of the baby after birth
3.Go for an abortion as the last resort as it gives her another chance to start afresh with just one of the guys or someone new entirely and be faithful as i would presume she has learnt her lesson

I ran this story by a female friend and she said i was evil for ever suggesting an abortion.In her words ; Why would i ever equate taking the life of a baby to a little deceit( so giving Mr A's pregnancy to Mr B is a little deceit)?.She thinks the current quagmire is an accident.
An accident to me would be walking on the road,tripping on a banana peel and landing on 2 erect joysticks thereby getting pregnant afterward

How long will she keep this deceit for before she eventually opens up? 1year , 2years or for as long as possible until the need arises for a DNA test and everything is blown open? If she can't come clean now,i doubt if she would ever come clean(Just my opinion)

This is an eye opener to the extent people can go just cos of selfishness and greed
This is not a female bashing thread as there are lessons to be learnt for both sexes

Meaningful contributions are welcome

Abeg na "you and that your olosho of a friend" na una sabi! Park well!!!

Should this O.P not be wondering why his WIFE prefers to cultivate online/social media FRIENDSHIPS with another MAN rather than HIM? Does he not also use social media? Is there a poor level of communication in their marriage? Boredom? Sex issues?

Men be warned, don't always blame the player or in this case the culprit whom may be or whom you suspect may be chasing your girl/wife, SHE has definitely given him a REASON to! O.p go and talk to your WIFE! Bone that MAN and go and discover the "real reasons" behind her need for his attention!!!

obesemf:
abeg. who dat?

Read between the lines and you will attain clarity! Lol! Very easy to decode!!!

obesemf:
U think Eminem has swag?

Good job on your halloween battle! But I guess you know WHO that creature you battled REALLY IS by now? Lmao!!!

Make this a date?.......

airmark:
Coogar said you should blame LVG's philosophy. I am not surprised at other poor touches he made, kicking balls into the crowd as if your team is doing unveiling of a new memphis depay is what i want coogar and others to come and explain to me

Well as you know, sometimes a player needs to play his way back into form so these small small minutes can only help! He always tries to do too much which is expected of young players who try to "SHINE" instead of being productive!

Even rooney that let him take that freekick out of generosity advised him before the freekick to take it easy but my guy still released a scud missle into the stands!

As for coogars point, why don't you look @ it from this angle also, the philosophy seems to have affected most attacking players in the team and not only depay! Look @ our top consistent performers this season! Smalling? De gea? Rojo? Shaw? Jones? All defensive players! The only attacker really performing is martial and that's because he does his own thing! Defensively we have improved, attack wise not so much! Don't you wonder why?

Suswam? A.k.a "LOOTER VANDROSS"!!!

My take on tonights performance;
[ Key players]


1: Team played well, very cohesive and mobile unit except when moves broke down in the final 3rd( as usual)

2: Rooney? Goal aside was pathetic, even empty net he missed? All that running around was an attempt to con the fans!

3; Martial? Average game for the golden boy, seems those cska defenders were well drilled on how to deal with him!

4; Lingaard? Solid running all game and some good latter dribbles and an assist that covered up some of his poor decision making earlier on!

5; Depay? Worst player on the pitch even though he had only about 20 minutes! See free kick? See that cross to the fans? This kid needs more time on the bench (or less karauche time)!

6; Defence was superb "rojo and ashley" were relentless, smalling was imperious, midfield was solid, keeper was @ attention!

Not bad! Were still in this competition big time!

Raplinx999:
dude u werent tagged here. I said this on time. Only these people gon vote.
Ibime
Emaprince
Coogar
Lagunna1
Guykhena
DKlef
Kr0ne
Coogar
Ksslib
007bruce
MuhdG
Adanna28
Grayline
Liricyst
Airmark
Dj5naira
Alexpissu
Ksslib and
Darkenedrebel / Classsyalabolas
.
U, Elymaximus, CapAwesome bla bla bla aint needed here. No diss intented.

No diss taken mr! Obesemf tagged a bunch of "neutral observers" as you can see via his last post! By the way "I DID NOT VOTE! Cuz I'm part of the crowd not the panel! Live and learn!!!

Obesemf did 2 raplinx what a mack trucks tyres do 2 roadkill! Mashing!
Nice battle regardless!!!

TonyeBarcanista:
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Good day mr "SS NAZI"! I've noticed you no longer tag a lot of your "KEY" party allies who are of an "CERTAIN EXTRACTION" on your comedic epistles! Wetin happen na? Hope all is well? Lmao!!!

adeyemi2015:
WHY VAN GAAL SHOULD LEAVE MAN UTD AT THE END OF THE SEASON

The Dutchman was brought in to arrest United's slide and has done exactly that, but he cannot be relied upon to take them to the next stage in the coming months.

While Louis van Gaal talks often of his impending retirement from football management in 2017, it might well be in everyone’s best interests to bring the end date forward by a year regardless of Manchester United’s trophy haul come the end of this season.

It is arguable that Van Gaal’s reign as United manager has been a success story to this point when placed in the context of the panic setting in before his arrival in England.

The failures of the David Moyes era left United needing a quick fix. When Sir Alex Ferguson finally ended his unparalleled 26-year spell at Old Trafford, the club had employed the wrong kind of character to keep them in the hunt for major honours and were left looking for a firefighter within a year.

In Van Gaal they found exactly the kind of man they required. They had money to throw at the problem and the backdrop of a disastrous season post-Ferguson. That all combined to ensure the Dutchman had backing in terms of both time and finances, and his return so far has been more than adequate.

Champions League football was demanded of him in his first season, and last year’s fourth-placed finish delivered the desired return to Europe’s top table. Now United are expected to challenge for trophies, and they have been within touching distance of the Premier League summit throughout the current campaign.

But over the last couple of weeks some cracks have begun to appear, bringing about painful flashbacks for followers of the 64-year-old’s career. In 2009, the former Barcelona coach was snapped up by Bayern Munich under similar circumstances to those which brought him to Old Trafford.

Jurgen Klinsmann’s eight-month stint at Sabener Strasse had been slapdash at best, with the former striker’s approach to training among other things leading to concerns from players and board members alike. Results helped to twist the knife, and his sacking led Bayern to look for an immediate bounce-back.

They got that with Van Gaal, who led them to a league and cup double in his first campaign with a Champions League final appearance added for good measure… all after a tough opening to the season. Yet in his sophomore year he couldn’t replicate the success, and his overbearing ways helped to force him out of the door.

While his decisions themselves were sometimes considered to be the right ones, the way in which he carried them out often caused consternation. Players didn’t take to his forthright, impersonal style, and while some – most notably Luca Toni – found relief elsewhere, others were left having to make the best of the situation. He also dropped experienced goalkeeper Hans-Jorg Butt in favour of 22-year-old Thomas Kraft with little or no warning for anyone at the club, including those who had stuck by him in his difficult first few months in charge.

By the spring, Bayern were out of the Champions League and in danger of failing to qualify for the following season’s edition. With Van Gaal’s philosophy now taking on a new face, the club was moved to act before he outstayed his welcome any further.

“It all started getting messy when he dropped Butt and replaced him with Kraft,” said president Karl-Heinz Rummenigge in announcing Van Gaal’s departure. “That brought insecurity into the defence and we could not hold out for much longer.

“Football should be enjoyable, but there has been nothing enjoyable about football at FC Bayern for a while now. And to say that he had the players behind him was a myth.”

Director Uli Hoeness was even more scathing in 2013, blasting: “Louis van Gaal does not think that he is god, but the father of god. Even before the world started to exist, Louis was already there.”

Right now, Manchester United’s players continue to back Van Gaal publicly but their collective body language seems to be increasingly nervy and negative as his second season in charge wears on.

Meanwhile, the football itself has been anything but enjoyable for United’s fans. At Crystal Palace last weekend, there were choruses of “We’re Man United, we want to attack” as the Red Devils stretched their winless streak to four games amid a 325-minute goal famine. The current situation is fast feeling like a disappointing case of deja vu rather than the beginning of a new era of success.

Van Gaal insists he wants his side to play the more attractive style he has become familiar with over the years but admitted it is not easy to employ in the demanding environment that is English football.

“We try to do that but I think the rhythm of the game in the Premier League is more difficult to develop that,” he told reporters on Monday. “You can see that every week, and not only with Manchester United but also with the other teams. Anybody can win or lose against anyone else. Maybe it is more difficult in the Premier League, I don’t know, but we are trying to do that and not only the players but also the manager and the staff.

“I think we are improving every day, and you can see that in the results we have made.”

In truth, results – and returns in front of goal – are beginning to belie Van Gaal’s assessment. And while the Dutchman repeatedly talks of sticking around until 2017, his job will surely be done either way this term.

The firefighter has fulfilled his role. He came in and repaired the Moyes mess, returning United to Europe and making them relevant in title talk once more. Was his appointment ever about building a new era? Surely the Van Gaal legacy was always going to be based on notable short-term gains more than any early foundations for the future.

Van Gaal spoke recently of the influence Ryan Giggs and Nicky Butt have had on promoting youth in the mind of the manager, and if the Dutchman’s claim that Giggs will replace him at the helm is anything to go by then they are the right men to be given the final say in the development of the club’s future talents.

It is the here and now that Van Gaal has been tasked with addressing, and the recovery job has been completed as far as it can be in the parameters set by the manager's so-called philosophy. Whether United finish first or fourth this term they are at least back in the reckoning, and a third campaign under a man who still isn’t sure whether his approach suits this league would be frivolous in the least.

Whatever the succession plan, whoever is truly lined up as the next manager of Manchester United, the move should be made in 2016. Next season should be about looking forward, not going sideways. Titles or not, the Van Gaal experiment has already run its course.

This article was filled with so much bile that it had to be written by a hater? Anyway I don't see gaal leaving till the end of 2017. He has done a superb job in clearing out the deadwood from the squad, reducing the wage bill, stabilising the club while achieving the boards objectives handed to him!

His achilles heel has always been in his impersonal and confrontational style of working with/disciplining players! It inspires some and frustrates others and usually this is why he loses the dressing room and eventually his job @ clubs after a season or 2 of success! Although I think the bayern mess was also as a result of a clash of egos and personal beef between the men on the board and himself! And his bayern side played superb football in europe that season! Remember man vs bayern 2010 when they knocked us out? Rafaels red card? Watch it again!

I think he has learnt from this and so far with the exception of the "rooney debacle", everyone else he has dropped has also deserved it! Even so he is still publicly backing those players unlike before! Now his main problem is the football! Its wack and needs to change! If our style was slick and producing goalfests, I'm sure no one would have cared about rooneys form!

Lvg is a tool but is also a superb coach! i Iike his confidence and his lack of "big name bias" (except with rooney) and he has pointed us in the right direction @ least! Giggsy can also only benefit from having a man like this to use as a tactical template for his own future! Let's give this "tool" a chance, the season is still long, and I can see a shocking change in approach from lvg soon!

THE CHASM;............... (random intro)

Worlds collide, portals open, so begins a mission to educate the masses
Out of the blue all you see is confusion, debris, smoke and ashes,
Prayers begin, dear lord, please save these t.c's 'til this unknown tragedy passes,

Lord who? Hater or ho? Merciless to all no matter the gender,
Never been the type to consider amnesty, nor
retreat or surrender,
Always prepared to deliver brutal savagery once I decide to deal with offenders,

Come from a place where the game of death is never pretend,
A blood sport looked upon as some sort of perfect blend,
Ensuring cursed souls are never safe once this
lord descends!

I'm from a nation where men are forged from
steel and fire,
Flawless, a looming figure, my mere presence
inspires,
Supremely gifted from the cradle 'til the day the reaper decides I retire!

Beef with me tends to leave challengers with deep emotional scars,
My Marijuana laced metaphors, coke addled concepts and brandy boosted bars?
Usually leads to mental anguish, relapses, o.d's and a pile of washed up stars!

I possess an "on the lam" cowboys mentality,
In addition to a gory and blood soaked morality,
And I'm a firm protagonist of the scorched earth
policy,
While destroying flows that's 'odd' and preserve the 'even' in order to restore 'parity'!

An artist spawned via the synergy of deities from all religions,
Who was born without a conscience but with an iron conviction,
Renowned for keypad eloquence and apex levels of diction!

So be on the lookout for some of my many
metaphysical clues,
Maybe today, take a peek Into exodus 23: 22,
In 1 of the many versions of ancient scriptures in which I've foretold you,
About the sort of force that I am plus what I
intend to do!

uwadia79:
I have a crush on this lady,we be known for some time now,but I noticed she doesn't feel comfortable around a guy,she rather love to be in company of fellow girl.pls I want nairalanders opinions on this issue.is she a lesbian ?

Send me her data! After the necessary confirmation I will PM you the conclusive results! I'm a lesbo too! Hurry boy!

HFMagazine:
You’ve been dating for a while and hoping to share some intimate time with her. Guess what?! You might have missed your chance already!

In many relationships it should be understood that couples communicate more using body language than being verbal.

Here are 5 signs to take cue on and tell if she is interested in having sex with you.

1 When you kiss your partner, she kisses you back.

2 When you touch her intimately she leans into and reciprocate your touch. Sometimes even going as far as initiating contact herself.

3 If she constantly touches your thighs.

4 If she looks deep into your eyes with care and affection.

5 She doesn’t freeze up, go rigid and recoil when you touch her intimately.

6 To read 10 Signs She Wants To Have Sex With You visit http://www.hfmagazineonline.com/men-only-10-signs-she-wants-to-have-sex-with-you

Absolute Nonsense!

Nothing 4 runs boys?