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"Gengen pressing" seems 2 have met a brick wall today!

Are we about to attend "moanrinhos wake keep"? Lmao..........

Ibime:
Belle face is a style of play used to describe ninjas who can only play football in one direction. If you really played football, you would not be yarning about "when through on goal". When you are through on goal, your belle is already facing the goal!

Belle face is used to describe those whose general play is not up to scratch. Those who cannot play with back to opponent and will be running with the ball in the direction of their belle, whether or not it is the best action to take. A belle face player runs in straight line through 3 players and gets dispossessed when a simple control and layoff of the ball to his teammate is needed. A player who is great at hold-up play can never be described as belle face.




How can a belle face play no10? Did you ever play football and understand the meaning of the term "belle face"?

Analogy aside? Kane is not man united material! Let's hope, pray and wish that he joins you guys @ chelsea instead since you have already noted his qualities for us! Maybe him and falcao (lol) can form a solid tag team for you blues ! We shall wait for "lewandowski!"

coogar:
he has scored 4 more goals than hazard this season. matter of fact, if depay scores 4 more goals this season, he would have matched everything robben did in his debut season in england.

if depay has been royally useless - pray tell....WHAT WOULD YOU SAY ABOUT HAZARD? it's been 13 games now this season & hazard hasn't found the net.

This highlighted point must be why they prefer to use any other player in their clubs history APART from HAZARD whenever they want to discuss or compare and contrast "depays form" this season? Lmao!!!

Damn! Comparing robbens stats from 12/11 years ago to those of a guy that has played less than 10 games in october? Supreme logic on display! Lol..

Some of these dudes have to either be random programs, cartoon characters or worse!

Double up!

This kind of innocent man na wa oh? Why does he suddenly have such a love for the courts protection! When he was acquiring all those houses and billion naira accounts he was not seeking legal advice and running around the courts this much oh? Go to trial and test your "self proclaimed innocence" my guy!

The HEAT is ON!!!

noblezone:
"WE" have nothing to do with Buhari or his government.
After all Buhari has divided Nigeria into 95% and 5%.

Let him rule over 95%, "THE 5%" want to be on our own.

And for your info, the call for Biafra started in the days of OBJ but took a new route during Jonathan.
Buhari only made it more popular by his "TYRANNY".

WE? (You and your phone perhaps?), the 5%? ( Including all the hardworking igbo men and women I see daily making money, having investments and progressing in other non "biafran" states?), Tyranny? (Did you just learn this word or you just finished watching game of thrones before your post?)

You have made absolutely "NO SENSE" with your post, but it seems with your bigoted reasoning you would probably make a good leader in your so called biafran utopia! Good luck with that!

Training cadets? Well after the training can those cadets be sent to maiduguri to also assist the governments troops in nailing boko haram dogs?

After all they are on the governments bill! Or do they only fight for politicians interests and access to more money and deals?

AdeLaNa1:
Spot on!
I was thinking the same yesterday night.
Wat if Depay is so poor now, just because of LVG's style of play?? Even the likes of C.Ro and Messi will ve a hard time playing in a team where they aren't allowed to run at defences or take risks they are sure could open up the defence.

LVG needs to unshackle the team and allow the players attack. We could ve scored as much as 4 with the team we fielded yesterday if only he allowed the attackers run at the opposition defence and take shots wen they saw the opportunity.

LVG needs to change his approach b4 we can go back to beating teams mercilessly. If he wont do dat, den he should fûck out of the team

True that! Unfortunately there is a saying that goes thus... "THE OLDER YOU GET THE MORE COMPLACENT YOU BECOME! It seems that is the case with van gaal! He may need to tactically "sink or swim"( even regarding the rooney debacle) sooner rather than later! I'm still maintaining my "siddon look" stance!

A VALID OR VAPID POINT ABOUT DEPAY ?

I must admit a growing concern over the
performances of Memphis Depay. This is not just only from last night. His natural game going by his past performances in other clubs shows he liked to run with the ball, liked to shoot from distance and try play the odd killer pass. He generally took a lot of risks with the ball (that did pay off quite a few times), and certainly gave it away a fair amount.

This is completely at odds with van Gaal’s low risk, possession at all costs approach. These types of players are at their best when they are un- shackled, allowed to run with the ball and take on risky passes/shots. Not when they are constantly cutting inside to try play simple passes because they are afraid of giving the ball away.


Van Gaal tried to temper Di Maria’s natural
instincts and it seemed to drain his confidence. I’m
worried that Memphis is under such huge pressure
to adapt his natural game to what van Gaal
wants, that the same could happen to him. I know
they worked together at Holland and Memphis
was close to him, that relationship probably
brought him to Utd but could also be putting him
under further pressure to adapt to his mentor’s
demands.

I’m concerned that Memphis could lose
his natural game, the game that prompted bids
from several large European clubs. He definitely needs to improve his decision making (most players at 21 do) and needs to improve his work rate, but these should be added to what he already has. I really hope he doesn’t get coached into playing like Antonio Valencia.

Van Gaal is a good coach and has done very well at Utd to improve the midfield, tighten up the defence and bring in some good young players. However I do fear, the attacking side of the game won’t get any better under him.

Dan........... (MUFC FANZINE)

THE FALL OUT CONTINUES; FACT OR FICTION!!!

“Their style of play is not something that Sir Alex would have adhered to. I actually think the team is brilliantly coached to defend. I think the hardest thing to do is to coach scoring goals, creativity and to have players who are off the cuff.

“It’s a team you wouldn’t want to play against
and its probably a team you wouldn’t want to play in. There’s a lack of risk and creativity. It seems he doesn’t want players to beat men and score goals. it’s not a team I would have enjoyed playing in.”

“As for rooney? I was at the Manchester derby and I watched him for the first 20 minutes. His movement was brilliant but when he’s playing
in that team there’s nobody prepared to pass to
him. You’d be tearing your hair out.

“Ruud van Nistelrooy, Teddy Sheringham, Andy
Cole couldn’t play in this team. You don’t get
crosses in the box, midfielders looking for runs. I think its a very difficult team to be a centre
forward in.”

Paul Scholes............ [football 365]

They deserve a separate billion dollar fine for all those _stupid text messages that they bombard their customers with!

Isiah 27? Get romantic crap? Get baby boo ringtone? Looking for cancer advice? Nonsense!

I wan die with laff! This o.p tale just dey remind me of that action film "predator"! Don't ask me why!

Abi sleep master wike don kaput? All these sour head banger judgements when him don receive in the last few days fit "kill a people oh"!!!

parrotibaba:
The most important thing is that he said the bolded

Abi? But na that bolded van gaal go do like say him no see when him go dey read the script!

Why xavi dey give this skippo hope?

"Wayne Rooney is a player I have admired for
a long time. He is an extraordinary player with
extraordinary capabilities,"

"Personally I think Rooney still has much to
offer, but maybe it's time for him to adapt.
"You get to an age and you can't play the
game you once used to, you can't cover the
ground you used to. But intelligent players
adapt and there's no doubting Rooney has a
very good footballing brain.

"Maybe it's time for a new striker at
Manchester United, who can run for 90
minutes but not him, but Rooney would be very dangerous in a deeper role in midfield. He has the vision and the passing range to play that role very well."

"If he can adapt, there's no reason why he
can't play at the top level for another 5 or
6 seasons. But as a player you must admit
to yourself your body is changing and can't do
what it used to be able to do."

Xavi Hernandez.........goal.com!


Let him go and use that his "footballing brain" in qatar or the m.l.s abeg.......

Sheffield 3 - assnal 0, stoke 1 - shekpe 0!!!

These london teams are only good @ receiving anal rape!

Vanquay:
I recently transferred from University of Texas down to Maryland because I wasn't really feeling the Vibe and I miss my Winters

Needless to say, it has brought me closer to my Family despite the fact I stay in Dorms and avoid them like the Plague...They are mild Racists. Since my High School days, I have been observing when I bring my Girl friends home for the Weekends...they are less than amused once they see it is a white or African American. My Uncle even told me this past Sunday that I should stop disgracing my Heritage.

They have this Pompous attitude that Africans are Intellectually, Morally and Generally better than their white Counterparts. Their Stance is infuriating me and am considering flicking the Finger at them this Coming Holidays.

Nairalanders, from a Neutral point of view, do you think those Relationships are doomed for failure?

Why is it that whenever you finish sipping that your tranny lovers _sperm you come and start typing crap on nairaland! Gerra.rahia mofo!

Silverbeebee:
Hello, please I need advice on how to get over my Ex. It's been over a month now but I can't even think straight, it's gradually affecting my work & life generally. I'm still totally in love with him but he has given up on us already. I need help.
Thanks.

By _fucking a new sweeter _penis! P.m me and stop dulling!

ebubey:
ya very true

Thanks for the sex! Remain blessed baby!

coogar:
what do you expect from a guy whose tongue is a permanent resident of GEJ's rectum. in spite of the humongous corruption that took place under GEJ's government, tonyebarcanista wanted a second term for his kinsman by every means necessary. obviously, you should know he has no decorum at all to be taken serious on issues that involve the nigerian sovereignty.

The boy is nothing but comic relief to me! The chap is just trying to escape from his hunger pangs and the endless sting of poverty! Even those who steadily benefit from each and every government are not as sycophantic as this _moron! He is clearly in it for "more porridge" just like oliver twist! Lmao!

This "failed blogger" called barcanister and him crew don suffer for this nairaland sha! Since last week na scud missles and all sorts of missives dey land for the nigga skull! Anyway that is the lot of "political prostitutes" the world over! A lack of principle only equals ridicule! Too bad for "suffernista".....................

Moanrinho rant revealed:

The rant which got jose moanrinho his latest touchline suspension cum fine has been revealed in the daily mail! Apparently jose told referee "Jon Moss":

“Wenger was right, you are _fucking soft,” in addition to a stream of other insults’.

He also refused to leave the refs room until he was forced out!


Now former general manager of the professional game match officials (PGMO) board "Keith Hackett" has now laid into Mourinho, claiming he is ‘tarnishing’ the image of the Premier League with his antics.

“Moss was appointed to what appears to be a
poisoned chalice when it comes to officiating
Chelsea,not the easiest team to control,”
For a number years with Jose Mourinho in charge, Chelsea have been a difficult team to referee. Sadly the image of the Premier League is being tarnished by the actions of Mourinho. He appears to be one very unhappy person who is using referees as a scapegoat for the poor performances of his team."

“The public spats involving the manager need to be dealt with immediately in a face-to-face
meeting. It’s my firm belief that there needs to be an urgent summit meeting between Jose
Mourinho, Bruce Buck the chairman of Chelsea,
Richard Scudamore, the chief executive of the
Premier League, and Mike Riley, general manager of PGMOL.”


What a TOUT! Lmfao!!

Who gives a _fuck? Let them call their hopeless hero or heroine to aid their plight na! Na only dry raking them sabi! Nonsense

See nobodies getting upset over a nobody? These youth of today are really on a long thing!

Wayne rooney has been granted a testimonial by manchester united after 11 years of service to the club! It would hold on august 3rd next year against yet to be determined opponents!

www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10045017/wayne-rooney-granted-manchester-united-testimonial


Well deserved! And knowing rooney he would want the biggest boys on earth jamming @ his testimonial! Messi, zidane, cr7 must show! But abeg if possible HE should coach instead of playing abeg, make him no embarrass himself that day again!

TonyeBarcanista:
CC:
Truckpusher Dearpreye IzonOwei Goodboiy HopeAtHand Forwetinnah Talktimi etc FYI pls.


*This thread was created to PUT A LIE to some threads that recently sprang up*

#TakeMyBow

I'm glady you have finally admitted that you are a "god forsaken liar" via the bolded post which you yourself typed under no duress! Just change your moniker to "BOBONISTER" once and for all abeg!

This op's tale is one of those "labe orun episodes" that has gone stale on nairaland! Na you sabi madam! Later................