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Bros this is your story no follow |
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I graduated last year from UNN, I be Yoruba boy from Osun state, my nickname then na olasco,throughout my 4years stay in Nsukka - Enugu State; Okpa di Okwu saved my life to the extent that I do buy painter of garri every week. Funny abi? Una no go understand wetin okpa don do for me wen I dey broke as undergraduate student then. I miss 042 I swear Enugu state is bae Nsukka na Abulo Long Life University of Nigeria Nsukka. |
I can teach Maths,Further maths and any other science related subject. I reside in Egbeda/Akowonjo axis of Lagos. I'm a BSC holder (Nigeria) I can also do home tutoring for your kids. contact me : 08159127748 Thanks!! |
mandibeauty:which skul be that? ..congrats oo |
Afrika came to my mind during 1999 oau crisis. |
tafat:u want to use tecno to compare hot4 pro? The phone is also a new phone |
Calebsky:Nice one |
eki2000:No. one stream leave another stream enters. If Batch16A stream 1 leaves then 17A stream1 resume camp; so also for stream11and Batch B. |
I hate NYSC but love those female students Do not quote me |
pizzle123:50k |
NYSC UPDATE: This is to inform all PCMs that time table will be out by first week of march, registeration will take two weeks, correction of errors will take one week , and the Extra days is for those who will fall victims of stream 2, the earlier u register the better chances u get of falling under stream 1...... Check this fellow CMP *NYSC ZONINGS* *1. North Central(NC) Zone* Plateau Kwara Kogi Niger Benue Nassarawa Federal Capital Territory *2. North East(NE) Zone* Borno Bauchi Adamawa Gombe Yobe Taraba *3. North West(NW) Zone* Kano Kaduna Sokoto Kebbi Zamfara Katsina Jigawa. *4. South East(SE) Zone* Abia Anambra Enugu IMO Ebonyi *5. South West(SW) Zone* Lagos Osun Oyo Ekiti Ondo Ogun *6. South South(SS) Zone* Akwa Ibom Bayelsa Cross river Rivers Delta Edo *HOW TO CHOOSE* It's no new news that the new policy of the NYSC which started from 2016 Batch A orientation course now allows every corps member to choose 4 States of their choices to serve their father land which one of the chosen 4 states would be selected at random by the NYSC management. This is how to make the selection: 1 state from the *NC* zone 1 state from either *NE or NW* zones 1 state from either *SE or SS* zones 1 state from the *SW* zone. Thank you. PART 1: Official NYSC Camp Registration Requirements: 1. CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital part of camp registration and the only evidence that you are a prospective corps member (colloq. Corper, or Otondo) and you are not impersonating anyone. This will be taken from and not returned to you. So if at all you even forget you luggage never forget this. Tip: Since many will choose the N4,000 option to print online, do try to use a café with laser jet printers and not DeskJet. Why? Documents printed with DeskJets are more susceptible to water/moisture damage. Just to be on a safer side and you should do this with any document you intend to keep for a very long time. If you can’t find a LaserJet, use anyone. Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it like its your life. I know someone who was sent back because she forgot hers. Also someone who had to beg and beg before his letter was collected because he laminated his own copy. So please avoid all these stress and make enough copies of this letter. Tip: Remember you can REPRINT your Call-Up letter online if subscribed (N4,000) to that option. 2. Registration Documents: If you’re a foreign graduate, take along the original credentials you uploaded (to the NYSC Portal) for physical verification / evaluation. >> The List here 3. Green Card: It contains your bio-data. Print and bring along your signed copy. 4. Final Year Student IDENTITY CARD 5. Notification/STATEMENT OF RESULT from School. 6. PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS: Now make about 10 copies of every document required. There would be photocopiers in camp at mammy market but trust me, it is double the price and it saves time. 7. PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very important. Take as many as you can, about 20 in red backgrounds. You would need them for different kinds of registration. e.g, skill acquisition groups, religious groups, sports, redeployment, bank account opening e.t.c 8. My CLEAR BAG: You’ll need to put the aforementioned in a portable envelope/ bag that can withstand some amount of wear/tear. Hence, My Clear Bag. Tip: The forms that will be handed to you are very easy to fill. Attach your passport where necessary and fill them correctly. After your registration, you will be issued with your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your Service Year. PART 2: 9. CERTIFICATES/LICENSES: For Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses & Lab Scientists, take along your proof of certification. Graduates of Medicine and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with Nigerian Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (NMDCN) and Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN) respectively. 10. STATIONERY: PEN, PAPER, GUM. This saves time and lots of unnecessary begging. Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the gate during check-in. But do not forget to include pins in your stapler if you still decide to take it along. You will be given a meal ticket that gives you access to the Camp kitchen for the 21 days. Lose it and you have to feed yourself. Even if you do not intend to use it, you will come across someone who would appreciate the kind gesture. Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code Number (which you have to wear around your neck all through camp with your ID card), you can proceed to claim your NYSC Kit and Mattress after which you can proceed to get a Room. After you have gotten your kit and secured a place in the hostels, you can settle down and you are good to go to start the Military parades. Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1 NYSC Crested Vest, A pair of Khaki Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T- shirts, 2 Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of green-stripped Stockings, A Pair of Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of White Converse. A “Belt” is also included. PART 3: DAILY NEEDS: 11. ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS: This is an essential outfit in camp in fact in most camps this is the only allowed cloth to be worn throughout your 3 weeks. Even to church, you might not be allowed to wear colored cloths. You would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at camp to just fulfill all righteousness which surely would never be your size especially our very slim and small otondo in size . So you can bring extra pairs (6). Why? Because you probably wont have time to wash during the week after being stressed out from the parades and Man- O-War drills. Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of colored clothes because you wont need them. 12. WHITE SHORTS: I beg you please do bring yours. you would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor in material. They tear easily and it can be annoying. So my dear Otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also you wont like to wash everyday, so bring enough to last you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded. 13. PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS SHOES: This is a very important outfit. you would also be given an ugly pair of low quality white tennis shoes customized for NYSC. It’s either you are not given your size although you can find someone with your size and swap. But after the first wash it starts tearing. So just buy yours (white). They also sell this in camp, so in case you are not able to get you could buy in camp just carry extra cash for that because the price would be higher – as with everything in Mammy – because they know you haveno choice than to buy. Now, If you happen to camp during the rainy season (Batch ‘B’ & ‘C’), get white rubber sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted to the Southern part of the country (esp. the South South. Read, Bayelsa). The parade fields/mammy market will be messed up after the rains. You will get this in camp. Rubber boots in action. Kaiama Camp, Bayelsa. Batch ‘B’ 2013 14. WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra pairs. 15. PADLOCKS: [BRING or BUY from Mammy] Please lock your boxes and bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know someone who lost more than 5 items including his two phones – like he’s the only one in camp. 16. WAIST POUCH: /Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse). The bum bags are more popular because they won’t bang against you when you’re active and your hands are free to do whatever. You need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens, etc around with you at all times. You should sleep with it too. 17. MOSQUITO TREATED NET: You would do not want to fall sick in camp from malaria and miss out on the fun. Just bring yours. Also bring ropes you would use to hang it. The nets usually have these. I also used mine as a room to protect my box and properties from thieves and also from some insects and ants. 18. BASIC DRUGS: Like paracetamol, medicine for your allergies, menstrual pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs, antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is sometimes inadequately s tocked with drugs so help yourself. |
My 2 weeks old Hot4 pro for sale at 50K last price. I also bought screen guard and pautch on it. The reason I'm selling is I urgently need money for some personal issues. Some Features of the phone: * Fingerprint *4G LTE * 13mp and 8mp camera *4000Mah * Android 6.1 * Auto update to latest android version *Fast charging Location : Lagos state Receipt of purchased is also avalaible. Only interested buyers though |
dare01:Trust me the phone superb and clean. Just 2weeks old. I also put screen guard and pautch on it. I need money to clear off something personal though. |
dare01:Trust me the phone superb and clean. Just 2weeks old. I also put screen guard and pautch on it. |
Any UNN graduate here?
Has anyone had the rumour/news as regards Nysc mobilization.
Make man no come carry last. |
Clean 2 weeks old Hot4 pro for sale at 50K last price. The reason I'm selling is urgently need money for some personal issues. Location: Lagos Receipt of purchased is also avalaible. pm me for more details. |
Hope the new update won't have any side effect on my phone. I'm afraid to update yet. |
heykims:Lagos I think |
Iluibadan:
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lippincott:No mind the guy, bro punt who knows it might change ur status. |
I'm a Data analyst and a qualified statistician. pm me for any job related |
FTC Thank you IFA for giving me this privilege. My Ex I also thank you for leaving me when I needed u most, now I've made front page. To moderator that always do me strong thing, all I have to say is Well-done sir. |
olayemia34:Bro forget everything is a risk |
I opened GTbank savings account since Monday 13-02-17, but up till now no message from the bank to know my new bank details. Is there a mix up somewhere? Almost a week now. |
NickAdex:Lols.. Is Maiduguri not Borno state? check well. |
lifah:Why is Kano appearing twice on the list.? |
Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample) *Jamb Reg number *Matric No. *First Name, middle name *Surname *Date of Birth *Place of Birth *Gender *Marital Status *Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No *Space for passport_____ *Physically Challenged? *Nationality *State of origin *Local Government Area *Present contact Address *Permanent Address *Town/ village *NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1) NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM number: Address: Town: State: *INSTITUTION ATTENDED: Primary school details. From: To: Secondary school details. From: To: Award: Date of Graduation: *HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS Institution: From: To: Course: Award: *MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY? *NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR? *Are you a serving member of Nigerian? *Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you a serving member of National Intelligence Agency (NIA)? Yes No *Are you a serving member of Nigerian Police Force (NPF)? Yes No. *Are you a National Awardee? Yes No *Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________ _______________ _______________ _______________ *Nigerian State(s) visited________ _______________ _______________ _______________ _______________ _________ *KITS SPECIFICATION S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32 32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15 3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38 40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20 *S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41 28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21 3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44 38-38 22-23. (((((I post dis here so u can write them down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber cafe to avoid mistakes)))))) #copied# Nigeria corpers. 1. Akwa Ibom State Pays N10,000 2. Lagos state Pays N15,000 and some times N10,000 to corpers in ministry and N5000 to those in LGA. 3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those in state hospital. 4.Enugu State Pays N10,000 5.Oyo State Pays N3,800 6.Osun State Pays N5,000 7.Kano State Pays N4,000 8.Borno State Pays N1,000 9.Niger State Pays N6,000 10.Yobe State Pays N2,500 11. Bayelsa Pays N3,000 12. Ekiti state Pays N5,000 13. Ogun State Pays N5,000 14. Delta States Pays N5,000 15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250 16.Cross River State Pays N3,090 17.Zamfara State Pays N3,000 18.Abia State Pays N5,000 19.Imo State Pays N2,000 20.Taraba state Pays N10,000 21. Kaduna State Pays 3000 22. Jigawa State Pays 10,000 23. Kano State Pays 10,000 24. Nassarawa State Pays 3,000 25. Port hacourt, Rivers State Has not yet paid corpers for the past 5 years, so i think you better avoid this state, but we’re so sure, that the new government, lead by Governor Wike will surely get things right in this state, and make it once again, the envy of all Corpers. Important Note Just in case you are wondering what is wrong with the editorial team behind Dailyschoolnews for listing only 25 states, out of the 36 states in Nigeria, some are still undergoing verification and waiting for approval from us. Latest research #Copied!!! |
Zulu212:Is it expensive? To do fine boy no easy na |
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