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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by FunnyDude(m): 8:19am On Feb 25, 2017
Bills2307:
NEWS! NEWS! Let's just go and nd look for somethn doin my dear people.
2017 BATCH A REGISTRATION
The attention of the NYSC management has been drawn to an online post stating inter alia, that the NYSC online registration portal will be opened from Monday 8th February to Wednesday 15th February, 2017.
We wish to warn that the statement was not issued by NYSC scheme and should therefore be disregarded.
For the avoidance of doubts, no date has been set for the commencement of the online online registration by 2017 Batch A Prospective Corps Members.
Management will unveil the 2017 Batch A Mobilisation time-table at the appropriate time through our official communication channels listed below:
www.nysc.gov.ng
www.facebook.com/officialnysc
www.twitter.com/nysc_ng

NYSC › Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by FunnyDude(m): 8:06am On Feb 25, 2017
Bros this is your story no follow
NYSC › Re: Likely Month For Pcm 2017 by FunnyDude(m): 7:52am On Feb 25, 2017
April
NYSC › Re: 6 Things I Learnt From Serving In Enugu State by FunnyDude(m): 2:15pm On Feb 24, 2017
I graduated last year from UNN, I be Yoruba boy from Osun state, my nickname then na olasco,throughout my 4years stay in Nsukka - Enugu State; Okpa di Okwu saved my life to the extent that I do buy painter of garri every week. Funny abi? Una no go understand wetin okpa don do for me wen I dey broke as undergraduate student then.

I miss 042 I swear
Enugu state is bae
Nsukka na Abulo
Long Life University of Nigeria Nsukka.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by FunnyDude(m): 12:44am On Feb 23, 2017
I can teach Maths,Further maths and any other science related subject. I reside in Egbeda/Akowonjo axis of Lagos.
I'm a BSC holder (Nigeria)
I can also do home tutoring for your kids.
contact me : 08159127748

Thanks!!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by FunnyDude(m): 3:01pm On Feb 22, 2017
mandibeauty:
At last.. Graduating list is out. I will be going to skool tomorrow to start my clearance. Wish me well Pcm
which skul be that? ..congrats oo
Education › Re: Fynestboi Elected Secretary General Of OAU STUDENTS UNION by FunnyDude(m): 9:51am On Feb 22, 2017
Afrika came to my mind during 1999 oau crisis.
Phones › Re: Why the sudden increase in phone prices by FunnyDude(op): 9:51pm On Feb 21, 2017
tafat:
The price will biy me a new tecno
u want to use tecno to compare hot4 pro? The phone is also a new phone
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by FunnyDude(m): 5:02pm On Feb 21, 2017
Calebsky:
DON'T TELL ME YOU CAN'T GET 20-50 ODDS TICKET FROM IT FOR YOURSELF tongue
Nice one
NYSC › Re: Nysc Batch A 1&2 camping date leaked!!!! by FunnyDude(m): 2:37pm On Feb 21, 2017
eki2000:
I think it would be June, because they will have to allow the batch A stream 2 to go before finally starting a new batch, so it's gonna be towards middle or ending of June.
No. one stream leave another stream enters. If Batch16A stream 1 leaves then 17A stream1 resume camp; so also for stream11and Batch B.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by FunnyDude(m): 12:36pm On Feb 21, 2017
I hate NYSC but love those female students
Do not quote me
Phones › Re: Why the sudden increase in phone prices by FunnyDude(op): 12:00pm On Feb 21, 2017
pizzle123:
Nigga how much....
50k
NYSC › Re: Best Paying Northern NYSC States For Batch 17A Corpers by FunnyDude(op): 11:58am On Feb 21, 2017
NYSC UPDATE:
This is to inform all PCMs that time table will be out by first week of march, registeration will take two weeks, correction of errors will take one week , and the Extra days is for those who will fall victims of stream 2, the earlier u register the better chances u get of falling under stream 1...... Check this fellow CMP
*NYSC ZONINGS*
*1. North Central(NC) Zone*
Plateau
Kwara
Kogi
Niger
Benue
Nassarawa
Federal Capital Territory
*2. North East(NE) Zone*
Borno
Bauchi
Adamawa
Gombe
Yobe
Taraba
*3. North West(NW) Zone*
Kano
Kaduna
Sokoto
Kebbi
Zamfara
Katsina
Jigawa.
*4. South East(SE) Zone*
Abia
Anambra
Enugu
IMO
Ebonyi
*5. South West(SW) Zone*
Lagos
Osun
Oyo
Ekiti
Ondo
Ogun
*6. South South(SS) Zone*
Akwa Ibom
Bayelsa
Cross river
Rivers
Delta
Edo
*HOW TO CHOOSE*
It's no new news that the new policy of the NYSC which started from 2016 Batch A orientation course now allows every corps member to choose 4 States of their choices to serve their father land which one of the chosen 4 states would be selected at random by the NYSC management. This is how to make the selection:
1 state from the *NC* zone
1 state from either *NE or NW* zones
1 state from either *SE or SS* zones
1 state from the *SW* zone. Thank you.
PART 1:
Official NYSC Camp Registration
Requirements:
1. CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital part of camp registration and the only evidence that you are a prospective corps member
(colloq. Corper, or Otondo) and you are
not impersonating anyone. This will be
taken from and not returned to you. So if at all you even forget you luggage never forget this.
Tip: Since many will choose the N4,000
option to print online, do try to use a café with laser jet printers and not DeskJet.
Why? Documents printed with DeskJets are more susceptible to water/moisture damage. Just to be on a safer side and you should do this with any document you intend to keep for a very long time. If you can’t find a LaserJet, use anyone.
Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it like its your life. I know someone who was sent back because she forgot hers. Also someone who had to beg and beg before his letter was collected because he laminated his own copy. So please avoid all these stress and make enough copies of this letter.
Tip: Remember you can REPRINT your
Call-Up letter online if subscribed
(N4,000) to that option.
2. Registration Documents: If you’re a
foreign graduate, take along the original credentials you uploaded (to the NYSC Portal) for physical verification / evaluation. >> The List here
3. Green Card: It contains your bio-data. Print and bring along your signed copy.
4. Final Year Student IDENTITY CARD
5. Notification/STATEMENT OF RESULT from School.
6. PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS:
Now make about 10 copies of every
document required. There would be
photocopiers in camp at mammy market but trust me, it is double the price and it saves time.
7. PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very important. Take as many as you can, about 20 in red backgrounds. You would need them for different kinds of registration. e.g, skill acquisition groups, religious groups, sports, redeployment, bank account opening e.t.c
8. My CLEAR BAG: You’ll need to put the aforementioned in a portable envelope/ bag that can withstand some amount of wear/tear. Hence, My Clear Bag.
Tip: The forms that will be handed to you are very easy to fill. Attach your passport where necessary and fill them correctly. After your registration, you will be issued
with your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your Service Year.
PART 2:
9. CERTIFICATES/LICENSES: For Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses & Lab Scientists, take along your proof of certification. Graduates of Medicine and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with Nigerian Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (NMDCN) and
Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN)
respectively.
10. STATIONERY: PEN, PAPER, GUM. This saves time and lots of unnecessary begging.
Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the gate during check-in. But do not forget to include pins in your stapler if you still decide to take it along.
You will be given a meal ticket that gives you access to the Camp kitchen for the 21 days. Lose it and you have to feed yourself. Even if you do not intend to use it, you will come across someone who would appreciate the kind gesture.
Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code Number (which you have to wear around your neck all through camp with your ID card), you can proceed to claim your NYSC Kit and Mattress after which you can proceed to get a Room. After you have gotten your kit and secured a place in the hostels, you can settle down and you are good to go to start the Military parades.
Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1
NYSC Crested Vest, A pair of Khaki
Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T-
shirts, 2 Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of
green-stripped Stockings, A Pair of
Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of
White Converse. A “Belt” is also included.
PART 3:
DAILY NEEDS:
11. ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS: This is an essential outfit in camp in fact in most camps this is the only allowed cloth to be worn throughout your 3 weeks. Even to church, you might not be allowed to wear colored cloths. You would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at
camp to just fulfill all righteousness
which surely would never be your size
especially our very slim and small otondo in size . So you can bring extra pairs (6).
Why? Because you probably wont have
time to wash during the week after being stressed out from the parades and Man- O-War drills.
Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of
colored clothes because you wont need
them.
12. WHITE SHORTS: I beg you please do bring yours. you would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor in material. They tear easily and it can be annoying. So my dear Otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also you wont like to wash everyday, so bring enough to last you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded.
13. PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS
SHOES: This is a very important outfit. you would also be given an ugly pair of low quality white tennis shoes
customized for NYSC. It’s either you are not given your size although you can find someone with your size and swap. But after the first wash it starts tearing. So just buy yours (white). They also sell this
in camp, so in case you are not able to
get you could buy in camp just carry
extra cash for that because the price
would be higher – as with everything in Mammy – because they know you haveno choice than to buy. Now, If you
happen to camp during the rainy season (Batch ‘B’ & ‘C’), get white rubber sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted to the Southern part of the country (esp. the South South. Read, Bayelsa).
The parade fields/mammy market will be messed up after the rains. You will get this in camp. Rubber boots in action. Kaiama Camp, Bayelsa. Batch ‘B’ 2013
14. WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra pairs.
15. PADLOCKS: [BRING or BUY from
Mammy] Please lock your boxes and
bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know someone who lost more than 5 items including his two phones – like he’s the only one in camp.
16. WAIST POUCH: /Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse). The bum bags are more popular because they won’t bang against you when you’re active and your hands are free to do whatever. You need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens, etc around with you at all
times. You should sleep with it too.
17. MOSQUITO TREATED NET: You would do not want to fall sick in camp from malaria and miss out on the fun. Just bring yours. Also bring ropes you would use to hang it. The nets usually have these. I also used mine as a room to protect my box and properties from thieves and also from some insects and ants.
18. BASIC DRUGS: Like paracetamol,
medicine for your allergies, menstrual
pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs,
antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is
sometimes inadequately s tocked with
drugs so help yourself.
Phones › Why the sudden increase in phone prices by FunnyDude(op):
My 2 weeks old Hot4 pro for sale at 50K last price. I also bought screen guard and pautch on it.
The reason I'm selling is I urgently need money for some personal issues.

Some Features of the phone:
* Fingerprint
*4G LTE
* 13mp and 8mp camera
*4000Mah
* Android 6.1
* Auto update to latest android version
*Fast charging

Location : Lagos state

Receipt of purchased is also avalaible.


Only interested buyers though
Phones › Re: Infinix Hot 4 PRO (X556) Official Discussion Thread (REVIEW) by FunnyDude(m): 10:07am On Feb 21, 2017
dare01:
Picture of the fone sir
Trust me the phone superb and clean. Just 2weeks old. I also put screen guard and pautch on it.
I need money to clear off something personal though.
Phones › Re: Infinix Hot 4 PRO (X556) Official Discussion Thread (REVIEW) by FunnyDude(m): 10:07am On Feb 21, 2017
dare01:
Picture of the fone sir
Trust me the phone superb and clean. Just 2weeks old. I also put screen guard and pautch on it.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by FunnyDude(m): 5:02pm On Feb 20, 2017
Any UNN graduate here? Has anyone had the rumour/news as regards Nysc mobilization. Make man no come carry last.
Phones › Re: Infinix Hot 4 PRO (X556) Official Discussion Thread (REVIEW) by FunnyDude(m): 6:09am On Feb 20, 2017
Clean 2 weeks old Hot4 pro for sale at 50K last price.
The reason I'm selling is urgently need money for some personal issues.
Location: Lagos

Receipt of purchased is also avalaible.
pm me for more details.
Phones › Re: Infinix Hot 4 PRO (X556) Official Discussion Thread (REVIEW) by FunnyDude(m): 6:05am On Feb 20, 2017
Hope the new update won't have any side effect on my phone. I'm afraid to update yet.
NYSC › Re: Best Paying Northern NYSC States For Batch 17A Corpers by FunnyDude(op): 7:43pm On Feb 19, 2017
heykims:
Abeg don't exempt medical corpers. I'm a medical doctor.
Which states are best for doctors to serve?
Lagos I think
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by FunnyDude(m): 11:58am On Feb 19, 2017
Iluibadan:
I was relaxing on that sunny Saturday of Sept 2013, when my guy brought some piece of paper to my house.. i tok it but could only Understand d team name and figures written beneath it.. He advice and coerce me to try it just once... . I went with him, he called out d teams, i made random selection and he wrote them down in d language of betting... I got d game, left for home, remember late in d night, check d ticket and discovered that only one team was d judas of the game.....I started playing and leta became a professional in the act... That's my story(2013-Till date)
1960bet, Nairabet, Merrybet, Winnersgoldenbet, bet9ja and even lionsbet d scammer, i have acct with them all...

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by FunnyDude(m): 9:55am On Feb 19, 2017
lippincott:
Just wanted to start. alright thanks
No mind the guy, bro punt who knows it might change ur status.
Business › Re: Outsource Online Jobs Here (fiverr,upwork,freelance,pph,truelance,etc) by FunnyDude(m): 5:51am On Feb 19, 2017
I'm a Data analyst and a qualified statistician. pm me for any job related
Business › Re: I Am 22 Years Old And Facebook Pays Me Salary Daily. See How! by FunnyDude(m): 5:45am On Feb 19, 2017
FTC
Thank you IFA for giving me this privilege. My Ex I also thank you for leaving me when I needed u most, now I've made front page.



To moderator that always do me strong thing, all I have to say is Well-done sir.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by FunnyDude(m): 5:42am On Feb 19, 2017
olayemia34:
bro hw far nw?we dont get games from u anymore?
pls keep dropping your games..atleast lets play ur game together irrespective of the outcome..hope we get something from u today?
Bro forget everything is a risk
Business › How Long Does It Take To Open Gtbank Savings Acc. by FunnyDude(op): 3:22pm On Feb 18, 2017
I opened GTbank savings account since Monday 13-02-17, but up till now no message from the bank to know my new bank details. Is there a mix up somewhere? Almost a week now.
NYSC › Re: Best Paying Northern NYSC States For Batch 17A Corpers by FunnyDude(op): 8:28pm On Feb 17, 2017
NickAdex:
What of maiduguri?
Lols.. Is Maiduguri not Borno state? check well.
NYSC › Re: Nysc Batch A 1&2 camping date leaked!!!! by FunnyDude(m): 4:26pm On Feb 17, 2017
lifah:
Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample)
*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________ *KITS
SPECIFICATION
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.
(((((I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes)))))) #copied#
Nigeria corpers.

1. Akwa Ibom State Pays N10,000

2. Lagos state Pays N15,000 and some times N10,000 to corpers in ministry and N5000 to those in LGA.

3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those in state hospital.

4.Enugu State Pays N10,000

5.Oyo State Pays N3,800

6.Osun State Pays N5,000

7.Kano State Pays N4,000

8.Borno State Pays N1,000

9.Niger State Pays N6,000

10.Yobe State Pays N2,500

11. Bayelsa Pays N3,000

12. Ekiti state Pays N5,000

13. Ogun State Pays N5,000

14. Delta States Pays N5,000

15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250

16.Cross River State Pays N3,090

17.Zamfara State Pays N3,000

18.Abia State Pays N5,000

19.Imo State Pays N2,000

20.Taraba state Pays N10,000

21. Kaduna State Pays 3000

22. Jigawa State Pays 10,000

23. Kano State Pays 10,000

24. Nassarawa State Pays 3,000

25. Port hacourt, Rivers State Has not yet paid corpers for the past 5 years, so i think you better avoid this state, but we’re so sure, that the new government, lead by Governor Wike will surely get things right in this state, and make it once again, the envy of all Corpers.

Important Note

Just in case you are wondering what is wrong with the editorial team behind Dailyschoolnews for listing only 25 states, out of the 36 states in Nigeria, some are still undergoing verification and waiting for approval from us. Latest research
Why is Kano appearing twice on the list.?
NYSC › Re: Best Paying Northern NYSC States For Batch 17A Corpers by FunnyDude(op): 4:23pm On Feb 17, 2017
Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample)
*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________ *KITS
SPECIFICATION
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.
(((((I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes)))))) #copied#
Nigeria corpers.
1. Akwa Ibom State Pays N10,000
2. Lagos state Pays N15,000 and some times N10,000 to corpers in ministry and N5000 to those in LGA.
3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those in state hospital.
4.Enugu State Pays N10,000
5.Oyo State Pays N3,800
6.Osun State Pays N5,000
7.Kano State Pays N4,000
8.Borno State Pays N1,000
9.Niger State Pays N6,000
10.Yobe State Pays N2,500
11. Bayelsa Pays N3,000
12. Ekiti state Pays N5,000
13. Ogun State Pays N5,000
14. Delta States Pays N5,000
15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250
16.Cross River State Pays N3,090
17.Zamfara State Pays N3,000
18.Abia State Pays N5,000
19.Imo State Pays N2,000
20.Taraba state Pays N10,000
21. Kaduna State Pays 3000
22. Jigawa State Pays 10,000
23. Kano State Pays 10,000
24. Nassarawa State Pays 3,000
25. Port hacourt, Rivers State Has not yet paid corpers for the past 5 years, so i think you better avoid this state, but we’re so sure, that the new government, lead by Governor Wike will surely get things right in this state, and make it once again, the envy of all Corpers.
Important Note
Just in case you are wondering what is wrong with the editorial team behind Dailyschoolnews for listing only 25 states, out of the 36 states in Nigeria, some are still undergoing verification and waiting for approval from us. Latest research
#Copied!!!
Romance › Re: My Dark Lips Has Turned Pinkish Within 2weeks..wow by FunnyDude(op): 8:59am On Feb 17, 2017
Zulu212:
JESSUU shocked
Is it expensive? To do fine boy no easy na
Romance › Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by FunnyDude(m): 7:37am On Feb 17, 2017
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