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Investment › Re: FG To Ban Bet9ja,surebet,nairabet,merry Bet By January by FunnyDude(op): 5:02pm On Nov 10, 2016
In other news, Efcc has informed the House of rep that MMM is legal and hasn't go against the state law.
Investment › FG To Ban Bet9ja,surebet,nairabet,merry Bet By January by FunnyDude(op): 8:47am On Nov 10, 2016
According to a senator representing Kebbi Central constituency, he proposed the bill that such gambling is against Islamic teachings that Nigerians should desist from such.
Investment › Re: I Need Advice On My MMM GH Date by FunnyDude(op): 8:09am On Nov 10, 2016
rottennaija:
It is, but not more than 35 days. Then, another mavro will be added. Remember, mavro is added on Tuesday and Thursday by 1am
wow..Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Advice Needed, I Just Got A Part Time Teaching Job (2016 thread) by FunnyDude(op): 5:03am On Nov 10, 2016
Thanks all, i've collected my salary expecting the second one at the end of the month .Truth is no one is ready to help in this Nigeria,I gotta make do with any available offer. I'm enjoying the intellectual horizon challenge. No Food Lazy Man.
Investment › Re: I Need Advice On My MMM GH Date by FunnyDude(op): 4:58am On Nov 10, 2016
rottennaija:
GH on 22 November. It's going to be a little bit higher than 19 November
Nov 22 ? is it not more than 30 days.
Investment › I Need Advice On My MMM GH Date by FunnyDude(op): 1:32am On Nov 10, 2016
Hello, To all MMM Gurus. I were told that on the 30th day one can request to Get help on his Dashboard..My question is;
Assuming I provide help on 19 october , can I request to get help on the 17th November because if you count the days u 'll see that 19 - 31 October is 13days ; then adding 17days to it make it 30days total.
Or I should wait till 19 of November? I don't want them to reduce my bonus that why.

Thanks all!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by FunnyDude(m): 6:57pm On Nov 09, 2016
In need of private home tutor for your child in subject Maths,Further maths, chemistry, physics,economics, ICT around Egbeda,Akowonjo,Ikeja,Shasha ..pls contact me at Justapose1992@gmail.com.



Thanks!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Operations Assistant by FunnyDude(m): 3:06pm On Nov 07, 2016
dglfitness:
About the Role…
Oversee day to day running of the office.
Sorting orders and packing them
Be actively involved in posting ads online
Taking stock count periodically and reconciling
Taking note of deliveries, returns and replacements
Other duties as may be assigned

About You…
Excellent knowledge of social media.
Excellent communication skills – oral and written.
Computer literacy is a MUST
Physically fit and presentable
Smart and naturally intelligent.
Ability to work under pressure with minimal or no supervision.
Dedication to duties and Honesty in all ramifications.

Our Requirements…
First: The candidate MUST have and exhibit acceptable interest in e-commerce business and general trends.
Education: Good SSCE/OND only
Experience: Prior experience in (online) marketing, office assistance, sales etc will be an added advantage.
Age: The ideal candidate must NOT be more than 24yrs old.
Gender: MALE only
Residency: For personal convenience, the candidate must be resident around Ikeja and environs.
If you meet these requirements and feel you can fill this position, please send in your brief cover letter and resume to dglfitness100@mail.com
I stay close to Ikeja and I have all the requirements.
NYSC › Re: Statement Of Result Or Transcript (final Results) by FunnyDude(m): 6:55pm On Nov 06, 2016
Yes u gud to go!
Education › Re: UNN Looses One Of Her Lecturers by FunnyDude(m): 9:48am On Nov 06, 2016
Innalilahi wainaillahin rajihun. To Allah will come from, to him we shall return. Qul Nafsin zalifa film mawt. Verily, every soul shall taste death .
Education › Re: Building Schools Without Creating Jobs by FunnyDude(m): 9:43am On Nov 06, 2016
Education is very important please.. If you're smart enough after graduating from school, you don't have to look for inexistent jobs anymore.
The US giant economy was made by small sme's scattered across the country, this is achieved because of her citizen have educated minds . I believe Nigeria is coming up to that regard.
Education = Wealth creation.
Education › Re: UNIZIK 300L Student Dies In Fatal Accident (photos) by FunnyDude(m): 8:27am On Nov 06, 2016
My gf toto dey sweet me this days .
NYSC › Re: Stop Posting False Information About Jamb Regularisation by FunnyDude(m): 10:55am On Oct 16, 2016
@Op you are very correct!!! Have told people several times that once you got genuine jamb admission and start from 100Level and you came into your school through jamb utme, then need not panic because the regularisation is for people that didn't wrote jamb I.e Part-time student , pre degree, HND graduate ,direct entry and what not.
So many scammers out there ready to exploit your ignorance on this. Just be rest assure that all is well with you! No matter what is seen on jamb website be it "no admission yet", " no record found" pls calm down as i have so many guys that are currently serving now with those statuses on their jamb profile.

NEVER GIVE SPACE FOR SCAMMERS!!!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Seek The Help Of A Babalawo(native Doctor) by FunnyDude(m): 8:29am On Oct 16, 2016
@op..Go and seek spiritual help asap for spiritual backings. Don't allow education block your reasoning on spirituality oo! , because I'm talking from real life experience. To those advising the op to shun babalawos, see! He didn't said he need do ritual money but just need spiritual help to restore its lost glory. Believe it or not they are people *witch,enemy,wizard,hater* that are trying to pull you down no matter who you are, position or status...Just prepare there own food for them to allow you go.
My Lfife Experience
Career › Re: Help! I'm Seriously In Need Of A Temporary Job In Lagos As I Await My NYSC by FunnyDude(m): 7:11pm On Oct 15, 2016
nonny158:
Hi friends... I'm a fresh graduate of Banking and Finance frm the University of Nigeria, Nsukka with an outstanding CGPA. I'm really in need of a productive engagement before my NYSC which is around March next year. I will be super grateful if someone could help... Thanks in anticipation...
How sure are you that NYSC is around march next year? Well, my own advice for you is that check around your area and look for all these mushroom private secondary school or primary to teach ; from there you might me parents that need home tutor for their kids.. Am doing a part time teaching for a college in my area,by going 3 times a week . Just search for one!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by FunnyDude(m): 3:10am On Oct 12, 2016
I need a Teaching job or Home tutor job around Egbeda,Ikotun,Ikeja,Iyana ipaja and environs. I can teach Math,further math,physics,chemistry, Econs,ICT. I am a good teacher.You can reach me on: Justapose1992@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by FunnyDude(m): 2:54am On Oct 12, 2016
pls add me on the group whatsapp ; 08159127748 Thanks.
Education › Re: STATISTICIAN Needed Urgently by FunnyDude(m): 2:50am On Oct 12, 2016
I'm a Bachelor's degree holder in Statistics; and well proficient in R ,Excel,SPSS,Minitab e.t.c
I have sent you a mail. I live in Lagos.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: STATISTICIAN Needed Urgently by FunnyDude(m):
eddyj36:
Hello guys, I do have statiscal data analysis to be completed.. I need someone who has very good knowledge of R language programming and Excel, SAS is also an advantage.
This is not a full time job you get paid on each task completed.. Pay is between 3-7k depending on the task and time needed to complete it.. Please if you are sure of your statistical skills send me a mail

eddyj2000@gmail.com
Hello, I've sent you an email
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Advice Needed, I Just Got A Part Time Teaching Job (2016 thread) by FunnyDude(op): 8:48pm On Oct 11, 2016
Keneking:
12K cant buy 25Kg rice grin grin grin
But it can subscribe me glo 3.2gb with #1000 which I will use in surfing internet. I will also drink few bottles with it and my girlfriend..Lol.
It can also feed me for a whole month without depending on anyone for money.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Advice Needed, I Just Got A Part Time Teaching Job (2016 thread) by FunnyDude(op): 3:46pm On Oct 11, 2016
Emeritusseun:
lol....u go fear subject combo na....who does dat!....econs, chem and maths
Have a science background
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Advice Needed, I Just Got A Part Time Teaching Job (2016 thread) by FunnyDude(op): 3:43pm On Oct 11, 2016
From my calculation;
I will be going there 12 times a month I.e 3 days a week x 4 = 12., and will be paid 12k.
Simple. Mathematic
1k -------> per day.
12 days --------> 12,000 per month.

I'll keep looking for home tutor just to boost it as I need money for my final clearance next year.


Thanks all!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Advice Needed, I Just Got A Part Time Teaching Job (2016 thread) by FunnyDude(op): 3:30pm On Oct 11, 2016
harrysterol:
why them no give u maths n economics, wetin chemistry the find inside?
My brother, I'll be teaching SS1 chemistry n Econs once a week. But maths na Jss1,Jss2,Jss3 & ss1 only Monday n Wednesday...While on Friday they'll be no teaching, I'll only be giving out weekly assessment (test) to the students based on what I taught for the week.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Advice Needed, I Just Got A Part Time Teaching Job (2016 thread) by FunnyDude(op): 3:04pm On Oct 11, 2016
adeborode:
subject allocated to u ?
Maths,Chem,econs
Jobs/Vacancies › Advice Needed, I Just Got A Part Time Teaching Job (2016 thread) by FunnyDude(op):
grin In other to increase my income, I just got a teaching job In one of the privately owned college in my area, although is a part time basis . I will be teaching on MONDAY-WEDNESDAY- FRIDAY making it 3 days in a week and will be closing at most by 2pm; which I believe will enable me to have time for other things. I will be paid 12k per month..Is it manageable for a Awaiting result graduate like me and in this Economy .
PS: The school is a bit close to my home .
Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by FunnyDude(m): 10:45am On Oct 09, 2016
JackieMay:
try dating me
Hello! As you can see am just 24 years old, the gap between us is much. No offense!!!
Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by FunnyDude(m): 5:42pm On Oct 08, 2016
Dear Bella, my issue is that I always have one excuses or the other..It started when mum will said you too young for bf/gf stuff when am in high school. I finished my secondary education with the mentality... then, I bukkled up to pass jamb and enta Uni. that period I avoided relationship. I got into school same seriousness again to avoid opposite sex, throughout my stay in the Uni. I focused on my study thereby avoiding relationship again. My guys are calling me gay due to no girl around me in school..ThankGod I have graduated outta school now; but as am typing this right now, relationship is the last thing on my mind due to so many things on my Head or ambition I.e Msc form, Career, Travel, Financially secured firstly.
As am currently 24 yrs, am I being over ambitious or what not....Pls how can I tackle this menace in my life.
Education › Re: OOU STRIKE: Is This The Change We Voted For? – By Festus Ogun by FunnyDude(m): 11:48am On Aug 20, 2016
Blood of peter! Na who send u to vote APC....God has catch you all.
IPAB Israelite will be orgasm on this one.
Education › Re: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by FunnyDude(m): 11:43am On Aug 20, 2016
Ipab will not like this one. Flat head.ed

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