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it'll be ambiguous for the answer to be "pains" *spain

Coming from a guy? Just passing!!!

Most cases of male suicide is caused by matters of the heart...just a very few is caused by other issues. The present world we live in is becoming hostile to easy going guys because they're wrongly viewed as dumb and stupid. Girls of nowadays shld just take it easy with guys and guys shld be careful of the hearts they break in the name of having fun 'cos wat we are gradually breeding is a host of heartless set of girls which is coming back to hunt us. It's so crazy nowadays even at SS2 a girl would have experienced so much heartbrk to the point that she starts to take it on others in the future. What a crazy world! Everyday pple are just becoming senseless not knowing the gravity of their actions on others. The media(visual and social) tends to paint a fake template of what a guy's lifestyle shld be(money, sex, clubs and booze). A lot of girls have been brainwashed to believe that a guy must conform to a certain type of worldly lifestyle to be regarded as a man. Later most cry out of not having a man because the good ones that came their way were regarded as dumb and repulsive thus rejecting them while the "bad" ones are seen as more socially acceptable. And the vicious cycle continues...God help us. Its just so sad but no one has the right to judge others. It really takes a lot of courage to take ones life. RIP to the dead!!!

In short, even b4 dem start to govern; rivers don dey get debit alert of N10bn?! Wike na confirm one chance!!!

Willingness to sacrifice personal ambition by some strong individuals over common gud got APC 2 where it is 2day, #Saraki #Dogara and that lousy Senator from Kano shld thread softly.

obayaya:
I'm here boss!!!

How far?


@Topic... Love or hate him.. General Sani Abacha understood the game of Thrones and he played the game like a real master.

He commanded no love but he had the loyalty of his men. He was unpredictable and feared. And that alone kept everyone in line.

He looted the country dry.. Yes.. But the Economy under him was better than the economy under IBB's and Buhari.

The history of Nigeria will never be complete without mentioning the Kano born General

U̶̲̥̅̊ seem not to know anything about Abacha..there's a diff btw power play and outright wickedness. This guy was in the league of pple like Idi-amin and Mobutu. Their wickedness has no rivalry. Bloodthirsty vampires. And talking about the economy; it was simply in shambles despite the huge revenue being made from oil at that time. This guy looted Nigeria blind even till now the total billions of dollars syphoned by this man to other countries is yet to be ascertained. His yearly address to workers is always "We must tighten our seat belt" while the minimum wage at that time was N500. Wonder how U̶̲̥̅̊ survive with that. The economy was simply on a standstill with infrastructural decay, armed robbery was the order of the day *thank God for groups like OPC,Egbesu boys, etc. May his soul never find rest wherever he is now!!!

This guy was not just a bad leader; his devilish bloodthirsty instinct has no equal. Chai! Naija don suffer!!!

They do say "money can't buy love" but the reality is not everybody has the charisma and playa instinct to get whatever they want. What profits a man to have all the riches in the world and yet have no one to love in his life?! That's the real definition of "Vanity". Some will really need money to get love...whether U̶̲̥̅̊ use your mouth, charisma or money to get love no wahala. Just get it if U̶̲̥̅̊ can; no feeling can be compared with knowing someone cares and loves U̶̲̥̅̊!

Mehn loneliness is as real as life itself...mehn #ShitJustGotReal

None of my biz; if he likes let him govern from Obudu as long as corruption is defeated, security of lifes and properties is guaranteed, food is sufficiently provided, free and quality education is offered to our children, electricity is constant, petrol and other oil resources is constantly offered at the cheapest prices, our hospitals are well equipped and functional, impunity becomes a thing of the past, our roads are safe and smooth, infrastructures are built and well maintained, every Nigerian worker is well paid and happy....then what is my business if the president does not stay in a glorified prison called "Aso rock" where the occupants become very ignorant and far away from the realities of the Nigerian society?! For the first time we get a purposeful set of individuals in govt. who are not just there by luck but by a deep sense of duty and passion to effect positive change...May God bless and guide our President to always walk on the path of wisdom and love!

Does he expect him and the Senate president to cum 4rm dsame region?! He shld take a one way trip to d lagoon joor...Up gbaja!!!

Nonsense!!! I guess U̶̲̥̅̊'ll be all smiles if your daughter comes to U̶̲̥̅̊ and tells U̶̲̥̅̊ she's in love with a security man. Let's be frank with ourselves everybody wants some level of financial stability jare! *Besides how do U̶̲̥̅̊ offer your gf 2 'ur uncle??

mrrock:
Good pic. But this Osinbajo must realize he's now the vice president of Nigeria and no longer a common pastor at RCCG. He should stop this body language always giving him off worshiping Buhari, Tinubu and those power brokers. He's more qualified than Buhari to be president, so should be wielding powers of his own as opposed to looking like anybody's servant. I know he's a Tinubu stooge and wasn't planning to be here but he should realize he's now the vice president and should see himself as such.

U̶̲̥̅̊ talking nonsense; U̶̲̥̅̊ mean he shld start weilding powers more than his boss?! Do U̶̲̥̅̊ undstd what is called loyalty? Even if he's more intelligent than his boss; wisdom and common sense shld tell him that flexing it early is tantamount to destruction...go ask Atiku!

#Wike #Ikpeazu...so much for these pple jare #6MonthsGovernors

kolofem:
Science would one day destroy the world.

Whatever!! at least it has made someone happy....

Tecnonews24:
Those of you the keep hoping and dreaming to impose ur will on rivers state over the people's choice should better wake up because wike is the governor elect and will remain soon. there is No room for Backdoor or window governor in rivers state period.

Even Celestine Omehia never taught he wouldn't finish as a governor #Food4Taught

1. Rivers(Nyesom Wike)
2. Abia(Ikpeazu))
The elections in these above 2 states were unarguably the worst ever all around the federation. From voters intimidation, to massive ballot thumbprinting, ballot snatching, several cases of political assassination, voters register manipulation, tampering of result sheets, etc...The list is certainly endless. What happened in these two states is nothing short of a shame of a country and of the two individuals about to take over reigns in these two states. An uneasy ride awaits them. Infact they may be out before they even have time to settle down.

One thing I know and we all know but some pple #Tanoids are afraid to accept is that this is the wrongest time for Wike to hv been elected a governor. It's just a matter of months b4 he joins d league of former governors together with that one in Abia. The reign of impunity is over. Whatever was done by fraud is about to be undone by d rule of law.

Election rigging can make U̶̲̥̅̊ gov. it won't keep U̶̲̥̅̊ there...Wike enjoy that seat while it lasts. #RiversGov2015 worst election ever.

That's a fresh monitor lizard.

congrats bro!

taharqa:
Yeah!!!

But Bros o, would you be kind enuf to mention a SINGLE corruption case directly linked to GEJ thru out his public service as a Dep Gov, Gov, Vice President and President. Just ONE case would do, Plzzz.

I hope you would not have to think too much or conduct emergency research, since GEJ is the 2nd most corrupt Nigerian leader in this nation's chequered history (according to you that is).

Thanks

He has only been lucky to be in positions where he enjoyed immunity. Ever wonder why he's running up and down?? Sit down and watch d drama about to unfold in the coming months!

bishop4APC:
Ekun oko obasanjo

At the mention of abacha name, obasanjo will not hesitate to scale over the fence and run for his dare life.

If this man is alive, who be jonathan the woman rapper, he go don use his ogogoro damaged body to feed crocodile, use dat ugly fat folk *okupe* as pressing table, the frog eye *diezani* go hear wieen from his big johntomos, okonjo iweala go tey for kitchen, nairaland no go even exist at all and seun go dey roam the street dey look for job now, all the tanoids for nairaland forum go rotten for kirikiri.

Abacha, mr no nonsense. Nigerians are really missing this man.

Missing what?!! The wickedness of this man has no equal till date. Looting trillions of our national patrimony while always telling us to "Tighten your seat belt ". Here's a man that shld hv been dismissed from the army on suspicion of being demented if not 4 Obj when he was military head of state; thesame man later became his nemesis. This man literarily took Nigeria to the stone age. I spit on your grave Abacha....!!!

Bland!!! Abeg dat "offering of handshake" is not advisable. Some will consider it rude...imagine Dangote or Adenuga interviewing U̶̲̥̅̊...who be your p*p* to dey offer your dirty palm. Abeg your own done set be dat O°˚˚˚ !!!

No problem *In Tinubu's voice "take a trip to the US; wen(if) U̶̲̥̅̊ cum back den we can talk"

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The national leader of the All Progressives
Congress, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, has rejected
the praises showered on him by Ogun-East
senator-elect, Buruji Kashamu.
Kashamu, who is the Chairman of the
Organisation and Mobilisation Committee of
the Peoples Democratic Party in the South-
West, had last week, described Tinubu as his
role model and the architect of modern
Nigeria.
However, Tinubu, in a statement by his media
adviser, Mr. Sunday Dare, described Kashamu
as a pretender.
The former governor of Lagos State said
there was no basis for comparison between
himself and Kashamu, adding that he felt
insulted by the open letter addressed to him
by Kashamu.
He said, “The days of false adulation are gone
in Nigerian politics. Fake praise singers like
Kashamu will find that their particular craft
is no longer in vogue. During this election
cycle, their practice has dramatically turned
from the way things are to how things used to
be.
“Politicians will no longer be able to change
direction and loyalties as if they were
changing clothes. Those in politics must know
that responsibility and accountability shall
now follow them. One can no longer walk both
sides of the street at the same time. In case
Kashamu has not noticed, the politics of
principle defeated the politics of posturing.”
Tinubu said it was ironic that Kashamu could
praise him after conspiring with other PDP
leaders to produce and broadcast a hate
documentary against him.
He said Kashamu’s actions and lifestyle showed
that President Goodluck Jonathan and the
leader of the PDP in Lagos, Chief Bode George,
were his true role models.
Tinubu said Kashamu, who was rude to elders
like former President Olusegun Obsanjo could
not be his political son
He said, “Kashamu may be prodigal but he is no
political son of Tinubu. Kashamu’s political
lineage tracks to people like Bode George and
President Jonathan. He should direct his
encomiums to these men who are his true role
models. They need his contrived affections
more than Tinubu does.
“This same Kashamu rained insults on former
President Olusegun Obasanjo in a vicious
campaign of calumny. Kashamu’s party, the
PDP, sponsored defamatory documentaries full
of lies and innuendos against me, General
Muhammadu Buhari and other leaders of the
APC.”
Tinubu urged Kashamu to turn himself to the
United States’ authorities over the accusations
of drug smuggling levelled against him, adding
that only then would he believe that he was a
reformed person.
The former governor said as a person of
repute, he could not be seen to be hobnobbing
with people of questionable character as this
would affect his reputation across the world.
“Please keep your peace until you make your
trip to the USA as a senator-elect. Upon your
return we can then have a conversation. We
can then proceed with your repudiation of the
PDP with a promise that you will stop
corrupting and fouling the political system.
“I am a patriotic, law abiding Nigerian and my
achievements make me world-renowned. I am a
global citizen that travels freely to the USA,
the United Kingdom and other nations. I
associate with individuals who seek democracy
and good governance for all. I do not spend
time with characters whose values are at
variance with societal expectations and laws
governing a decent society.”
http://www.punchng.com/news/i-dont-need-your-praise-tinubu-tells-kashamu/

Oh sorry...pls just let it heal naturally. Believe me it will heal up and blend with d facial skin naturally.

From UI(Governorship):
Unit 11 APC-30, PDP-0, ACCORD-5
Unit 12 APC-28, PDP-1, ACCORD-16
Unit 13A APC-17, PDP-1, ACCORD-11
Unit 13B APC-26, PDP-0, ACCORD-6
Unit 10 APC-55, PDP-4, ACCORD-24

Cool and calm 4 nw....smwhr in UI.

This guy nah real player; badoo!

Well; the only thing I know is that Ladoja and Akala will share 3rd position...#SaiAjimobi!!!