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CelebritiesRe: Seyi Law Buys A New House, Shows Off The House Interior by fvck(m): 2:02pm On Aug 28, 2018
KingSatan:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


That doesn't change his daughters health status and physical appearance.
You be GOAT
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso To Declare Presidential Ambition In Abuja Wednesday by fvck(m): 10:59am On Aug 28, 2018
Even Kwakwanso knows he will not win
PoliticsRe: American President - Donald Trump Explains His Statement Against Africans by fvck(m): 10:58am On Aug 28, 2018
searay:
American President - Donald Trump explains his statement against Africans:
"If after 50 years of independence you have not built the necessary infrastructure for your people, are you humans?
"If you sit on gold, diamond, oil, manganese, uranium... and your people don't have food, are you humans?
"If to stay in power, you buy weapons from strangers to kill your own citizens, are you humans?
"If your only social project is to stay in power for life, are you being human?
"If you despise and shoot your own ci7tizens like game, who will respect them?"


Not true
"if you take all resources meant for development of your country for personal property are you humans?
" if you leave your country healthcare unattended and treat yourself abroad are you humans?
"Until your leaders think less of themselves and more about your people. You are not human but animal.

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RomanceRe: Man Does Press-Up As His Fiancée Lies On Top Of Him In Cute Pre-Wedding Photos by fvck(m):
cool

CelebritiesRe: King Ayo Balogun, Wizkid's 2nd Son Swagged Up In New Photos by fvck(m): 10:34pm On Aug 27, 2018
Ire2:
Nigga ugly.
Oga handsome i hail oh grin

CelebritiesPastor Chris Addressing Bloggers Who Writes terribly of Him by fvck(op): 7:39pm On Aug 27, 2018
If you're a blogger,and you've writen terrible things about Pastor Chris, then be rest assured Pastor Chris has this message for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md2WeK9Y2Is
Christianity EtcRe: MKO Tibetan: Funke Felix-Adejumo Is Playing With Sudden Death Over Dollar Seeds by fvck(m): 10:29am On Aug 26, 2018
dermmy:
The church of God must unite. We must stop this prosperity gospel.
Ode!!!! The gospel means goodnews,wether prosperity or salvation. Na pple like ona dey spoil Christianity
Christianity EtcRe: 2019 Election: Bishop Isaac Idahosa Admonishes Nigerians To Get Their PVCs by fvck(m): 12:09am On Aug 26, 2018
SpatialKing:
I must get 2 things before 2019
My PVC or a VISA
Is either He leaves or I Leave
Na wa oh
RomanceRe: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by fvck(m): 9:14pm On Aug 25, 2018
Rozaytee:
am not a fool and a loose olosho..like ur mother and ur sisters
Insult him and not his mother, u just documented a fact on niaraland that u don't respect your own mother
RomanceRe: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by fvck(m): 5:57pm On Aug 25, 2018
Loveisascam:
My experience dating a 28 years old stupid boy - Age and place of employment does not necessarily mean maturity.

I and my bf have been friends online before we finally decided to meet. After meeting, we mutually decided to start dating.

Unknown to me my bf had shared me with two of his friends to tempt me. Friend 1 chatted me up but I didn't give him any attention so he stopped all conversations with me. Friend two chatted me up too but somehow he was able to get my attention. I however clearly told him I had a boyfriend and was not interested in any romantic relationship with him. He told me he didn't have any issues with it but that we could still be friends.

I am a very sincere and open person and so I told my bf about my friendship with Friend two. I usually share screenshots of my conversations with Friend two with my bf. I did not hide any thing from him because I had no intentions to cheat. I was very transparent.

Little did I know that my bf on the other hand was also busy sharing everything that has transpired between us including very sensitive information like our sexual styles, the state of my vagina and even my financial status with his friend.

My bf told friend two to stop the game and leave me alone. Friend two refused. According to him, he realised I was not the slut my boyfriend painted me to be and thought I will be a great catch for a girlfriend.

To discourage him, my bf started slandering me to him.He even went to the extent of telling his friend that
the last time I visited, he didn't enjoy the sex because my vagina was wide and that I had probably slept with some people before meeting him.

I had told friend two that the next time I visit my bf, I will endeavour to make arrangement so we can see too since him and bf stay in the same location. However on visiting my bf, I changed my mind and rather told him to visit my base if he really wants us to meet. He agreed to come around. I told my bf about my plan to meet friend two but didn't tell him that friend two had agreed to come to my base.

Friend two told my bf of his plan to come and visit me in my base and that finally he is going to have his way with me. My bf tried to discourage him from coming but he refused.

My bf was then forced to confess what he had done but told me not to let his friend know he has told me.

I kept chatting and receiving calls from friend two without revealing to him that I knew what he was up to.

After 3 days, I decided to let friend two know that my bf told me about their game. He was shocked and started opening up all my bf told him about me.

He told me my bf never really loved me and that he was with me because he didn't have to spend. I didn't ask him for money and even when I come to visit, I don't ask for tp.

Friend two also told me that my bf said I will be useful in his plans to relocate to Canada as he will convince me he wants us to marry, and that I should support him relocate first and then later when he is stable he will come back to Nigeria so we can wed and then he can bring me over. Meanwhile his actual plan is to relocate to Canada and marry a white girl for citizenship. I would never have suspected this could be my bf plans because he works in an averagely good place where he earns averagely well.

Friend two then advised me never to reveal my financial status to any man and to be selfish when I love. He said he still genuinely wants to date me and that he is sorry.

I am not stupid though. Friend 2 and my bf are idiots. I cannot date any one of them. I have blocked both of them.

This experience has shattered me though. I will never ever trust any man again even the man I marry. I used to believe in the idea of shared finances in marriage but not anymore. No managing with any man.

Men are scum. Love is a scam. The so called bf is a nairalander and I know he makes sensible comments here to deceive innocent girls who don't actually know he is a fool and a scammer.
Date a real man in real lyf and not an online man with online lyf
PoliticsRe: Be Ruthless In Fighting Bandits, Buhari Tells Military by fvck(m):
Baba is ignoring the real bandit because they help him rare his cows
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Arrives Turkey In Style (Photo) by fvck(m): 7:58am On Aug 25, 2018
weyreypey:
Hope he didn't sacrifice that kid... He should go and stay with the wife ..... Get her pregnant again
Your foolishness is two in one and it's inbuilt

CrimeRe: Missing 4-Year-Old Elo Ogidi Found! (Photos) by fvck(m): 9:55pm On Aug 24, 2018
Thank God
TravelRe: Kids Playing On 3rd Mainland Bridge After Being Shut (Photos) by fvck(m): 9:51pm On Aug 24, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Enjoy while it lasts.



OP, nice picture quality.
It's Samsung s9 plus
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Chilling In His Compound In Daura, Give The Picture A Caption by fvck(m): 9:44pm On Aug 24, 2018
eezeribe:
He is checking to see if the cattle coming in from the days grazing are complete.
This wins it abeg
PoliticsRe: APC Leadership Crisis: Buhari Berated For 'Being Weak, Losing Grip' by fvck(m): 7:07pm On Aug 24, 2018
God help Nigeria
CrimeRe: Man Shocked After Finding Strange Item In His Car. See What He Did. Photos by fvck(m): 6:34pm On Aug 24, 2018
3millionia:
Charm ko charm ni






Oga such things feed on your fears.




Have no fears
Forget it joor, if u like be bold as bold9 if God no help u,then u die well

TravelRe: 3rd Mainland Bridge: Roads That Are Likely To Be Congested by fvck(m): 1:44pm On Aug 24, 2018
U see why I prefer using my chopper?

CelebritiesRe: Fans Reacts As Falz The Bhad Guy Made Diddy Change His Name To Oluwa Diddy by fvck(op): 10:34am On Aug 24, 2018
More pics

CelebritiesFans Reacts As Falz The Bhad Guy Made Diddy Change His Name To Oluwa Diddy by fvck(op): 10:32am On Aug 24, 2018
Falz the bhad guy posted on his iG page how he made Diddy changed his name to Oluwa Diddy

Watch the complete video here



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYmmmA4BdBU

CelebritiesNude Lady Rocks Wizkid's Body Paint (Photos) by fvck(op): 10:36pm On Aug 23, 2018
Some fans can go crazy she..... She went absolutely nude to body paint wizkid starboy

CrimeCould these be members of a secret cult spraying monies like this? by fvck(op): 1:07pm On Aug 23, 2018
Let's take it slow, Can even Aliko Dangote who's the wealthiest man in Africa spray his hard earned money like this.?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3YLnO_jaug

Christianity EtcRe: Ebubemonso Emmanuel Obimma To Buhari: Resign Now, Your Govt A Disappointment by fvck(m): 10:07am On Aug 23, 2018
Lol
HealthRe: Help My Gum Is Paining Me And It Is Killing Me, What Can I Use To Stop The Pain by fvck(m): 12:51am On Aug 23, 2018
Use fuel to rinse your mouth

Meanwhile see this...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q0TDTFFYbU
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by fvck(m): 5:12pm On Aug 22, 2018
TheBlessedMAN:
Dedicated to FaithUBAH70. Pfolar(chop kiss.) thanx and God bless.



139. COUNTLESS.


With semi-hammered motions, I stood up and started heading towards the narrow alley of the building.

In my half drunken state, I could hear the ladies whispering to me as I walk past their rooms. I took my time to survey
their appearances
until I saw a lady that have all the qualities that attracted my
attention.

I stood in front of her in akimbo posture and began to survey her looks. She was claded in a pink bikini top and pants that did a very lazy job at concealing what they were meant to conceal.

Chocolate in
complexion, at an average height of 5.5 and a very big brest that played
an attacking role in
her body's first eleven.

The red lipstick on her lips and oval face all but complimented the
perfect curricullum vitae required of that kind of job.

"do you need someone to seriously drive you nuts?" She asked with a warm smile that revealed an envious white dentition.

"ahah, you are right. Except that am not going to nuts. Hell is where am going, are you sure you can drive me there?"

"Come inside and you will find out..." She replied with a smarmy seductive look.

"okay..." I said with a shrugg. "we don't want to keep the devil waiting for long." She grabbed my wrist and dragged me inside her small tawny painted room.

Sooner have we entered that she started loosening my belts and tie.
Remember, I was still claded in my wedding
suits.

"your money is..."

"come-on, money is not my problem, my problem right now is how to make it to hell today before they lock the door..."

"you are funny and handsome at the same time...and you are also new here.." She said after getting rid of my trousers.

"oh!" I grumbled out as her soft palms connected with
my boxer-covered
konji. "yeap...and hopefully this will be my last time
here..."

She chuckled wryly, "well, by the time am done with you, am sure you will do everything to come back here." She continue to fondl3 my
claded konji while we
exchange words.

"you don't understand....am not coming back...." I stuttered out
as prepared to surrender myself to her magic touches.

"you will come back, trust me..." She reiterated
further-ly as her
hands found my balls.

"well, maybe if there is commotion in hell...."
I replied in what sounds like a quarter-to-ecstasy tone.

Without further delay, She started toasting my arousal for some minutes until my drunken legs couldn't carry on with the responsibility of carrying my body any longer.

She noticed this and gently drag me to the bed.

I quickly pulled off my trousers and loosen my shirt in a hurry.

She was watching me all the while until I was through with what I was doing.

I laid back on the bed and she took that as an invitation to resume what she started few seconds ago.

"you know, its been long since I last experience this...." I uttered in my teetered voice.

She smiled and placed her palms on my chest. “I know.... getting a hard-on....” She reached for my boxers and tried pulling it off, but wasn't able to do it easily until I lifted my waist up.

She released a surprised gasps as her eyes settled on my eight inches.
" wow!!! What do we have here, if not a huge monster..."

I wasn't surprised at her amazed declaration since all the ladies that have seen it before had displayed similar reactions. I only smiled and starred at her.

" its a monster...." I said.

"ahswear... I've never seen a dicck as huge as this ever in my life...even during my 3years in this business...its a huge monster...." She declared with a tone of total sincerity.

"yes....its a monster that has destroyed my life..and it needs to be taught a big lesson...thats why I brought it here for you to help me cage it inside your pussea." I stated sarcastically.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm, don't worry, I will help you punish it with my kiri-kiri pussea...." She remarked with an effusive smile. And with that, her hand moved down my belly, and straight to my cocck, her hand wrapping around it. I froze at the feeling of someone touching me like that for the first time in 7 months. Her hand gently rubbing my erection. She put her head on my chest and got serious with my dicck.

She started to build up pace, and soon my hips were bucking in time with her hand. Suddenly she stopped and in an instant, undo her wears and straddled my hips. Her hand guided my cocck to her pussea.

The thought of stopping her to use condom crossed my mind at that moment, but the excitement of getting laid again blocked my vocal cords from doing so.

Besides, its pointless, seeing as the intention to kill myself is still lingering on my mind.

She rubbed it up and down twice against her labia before lining it up with her entrance. She started to lower herself onto me and soon I was deep inside her.
She seemed to lose all self control and just rode me hard with her fingers digging into my sides. The feel of her tight pussea was too much to bear and with her growing cries of ecstasy I thrust harder into her.

"oh forkk...this is too damn good!...." She cried out.

Her cries and the sounds produced by her arse slapping hard on my crotch, covered the whole room.

Unfortunately, we've barely forked for less than one or two minutes when I started feeling what I presumed to be my last orgasm on earth approaching very fast.

This lady, however, never stopped in her assignment to ride me to orgasm and I started feeling uneasy as my orgasm was approaching.

Just barely two minutes into the intercouse and am about to release my load was the reason for my discomfort. Apparently, there seems to be nothing I could do to stop myself from appearing like a one-minute man before this lady.

"ohoh!! Fvck me!!!" She cried out loud as she began to rotate her hips against my crotch and that signalled the height of my endurance level to withhold my load.

Virtually, I moaned 'I'm Cumming' and I felt my cum surging to my cockk and finally pumping inside her.

After feeling my load inside her, the lady stopped and shot me a deadpan look.

"what just happened?" She queried.

I cleared my throat and held her hands on my chest.

"what?" I asked back, trying to feign ignorant of what she asked.

"did you just released your sperm inside me?"

"hum...hrrm..." I stuttered out shyly. I was feeling ashamed of myself at that moment.

"that d!ck and handsome body is too good for you to be a one minute man..." She finally declared the statement I was expecting her to drop.

I was just staring at her in embarrassed mode and was unable to speak or do anything while my softened d!ck was still inside her tunnel.

"this is very embarrassing. I saw that d!ck and all I could think of is how to enjoy it to the fullest...which is why I didn't use a condom....you are very silly. What nonsense!" She ranted out in what seems like a frustrated tone and I could see how dissappointed she was feeling.
"you just carry big d!ck for nothing...no strenght or power to make good use of it whatsoever...." She voiced out again and it was at that moment that I found my voice.

"ahah, why na? Can't you see say na your pussea dey rush me? Am not a one minute man ahswear...your pussea is too good for me not to cumm quickly..."

"amaggedon finish your mouth!...lame excuse. Useless body...useless big-dìck" She hissed and shook her head dejectedly and rolled off me.

'See my life! Even sex that use to be my strongest weapon to get whatever I want have suddenly become a waste product. Hmm, see how this ashawo lady dey abuse me because of my inability to satisfy her in bed... Everything she said just but confirms my intention to kill myself.

I've lost my wife, my child, my life, my friends and family because of sex. Now to derive a little pleasure from the same cause of my failure in life is no longer possible.

I've had enough of it! Suicide is the next best thing to do.' My thoughts.

"pay me my...." The lady was still saying when a loud bang landed on the door.

We were both spooked by the strange sound that just came from the door.

"who is there?" The lady queried loudly.

"open this door right now!" Commanded by a thick voice from outside the door.

She looked at me with a shockened face and asked in whispers. "who is it?"

"I don't know....I don't live here." I replied.

"open this door now or I will knock it down!" The voice threatened again with an impatient tone that got the lady on her feet.

"ok, am coming.." She rose up and I watched nonchallantly as she hurriedly put on her bikini cloths before approaching the door.

"who be that?" She queried loudly as she started opening the door.

The only reply she got after opening the door was a pistol pointed directly at her face.

_

Five men, all claded in a facial mask and a black tight-fitting spider-vest and trousers, stood in front of us (we are up to ten, kneeling down) inside the open area of the bar.

Three of them had a machete each in their hands, one had something that looked like a big wallet in his hand while the last man - whose appearance and composure made him - appear like the leader had a shotgun in his hand.

They maintained a mean demeanour before us while the other nine people kneeling around me continued starring at them in their perpetual nervous state of mind.

The lady that just fvcked me to a one-minute orgasm was also beside me.

"good day to you all here..." The man who appeared to be the leader began to talk in his thick voice. "first of all, I must introduce us to all of you.
We are the...."

"Spider Brothers!!!" The other guys echoed in unison.

"from the..."

"Spider Hood!"

"we rob the..."

"lavish spenders.!!!.." They all chorused out in a deep baritone voice and excitement could be felt in every word they say.

The other guests just continue watching them with an unsettled mind and a look full of fright, ofcos except me who already had a suicide task to carry out. I was just as calm as the night sea and at the same time thinking of how best to make use of the opportunity my depressed mind just found in this on-going scene before me.


TBC
Nothing dey inside sex my girl
RomanceIf Your Babe Updates This On Her Whatsapp Status Then Bro U Are Not Alone by fvck(op): 5:05pm On Aug 22, 2018
Check this out..A girl updated her WhatsApp status and wrote only for my boo without mentioning his name, could this be 'To Whom It May Conecern or To Those It May concern lol

PoliticsRe: SERAP Gives Ajimobi 7-Day Ultimatum To Repair Ayefele's Building by fvck(m): 12:22pm On Aug 22, 2018
Na wa oh
RomanceRe: My Husband Chase His Mother Away Because Of Me, Now I Need Her For Omugwo by fvck(m): 3:17pm On Aug 21, 2018
You're a terrible wife

PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Will Be PDP Presidential Candidate 2019! by fvck(m): 3:16pm On Aug 21, 2018
Hmmm
CrimeRe: Young Man Tortured To Death By Police After Being Labelled Yahoo Boy. Photos by fvck(m): 3:12pm On Aug 21, 2018
By the way see what a yahoo plus guy was doing...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q0TDTFFYbU
PoliticsRe: 3 Killed In Bayelsa As APC And PDP Thugs Clash. Graphic Photos by fvck(m): 3:01pm On Aug 21, 2018
Na wa
TravelRe: VIO: Taxi Drivers In Jos Have Whatsapp Group To Inform Others by fvck(m):
You just snitched @ op

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