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perkyB:
So this beautiful sunday morning I was invited by a friend to a new church, but I came late. So therefore I sat at the back seat with the protocols behind me, I so much felt like a late comer, and the most unimaginable thing happened....

there's an usher right behind tryna give me a shoulder massage or yank my boobs from right behind me like seriously

So guys and ladies what would be your reaction if.

an opposte sex is trying to seduce you in church. How would you react?

if u gave him that strong disgusting look of warned him, you did well but i u no talk anything, meaning u were really moved my dear.
but wait oo usher for church?
people are not even afraid again.
i did join any department in church bcz I wont be comfortable knowing am a sinner and a worker in church, the truth is i better pass many workers bcz I dnt do things others do.
God help us all

Una dey try ooo.
Women will be sharing Pkekus to random preeq.
It is well

after reading this all I see is you too mumu.
the bible says flee from fornication but instead you tried to resist, who does that?
as e don happen, my dear u go still nack Abigail ooo is just a matter of time

don't remember the month I stopped following

odinga1of:
Boss Emekus your story dey always sweet me like sugar factory

see inspiration. nice one

humilitypays:
You better take it serious.


I am in Nigeria and currently suffering this wicked stuff as I type. If I could survive last 3 days then I am no longer scared of it, I am sure I will be completely healed soonest.


I am currently under self isolation.


Dry cough as in I have been coughing to the extent all my back bones, ribs, whole body hurts like pepper.


Serious fever (gone now).

Running stomach (still on going).

Catarrh (still on)

Loss of smell

Total body pains and weakness

Restlessness

Finally the one that's putting some fear in me now is difficulty in breathing but I am a fighter, I am going to fight it off, God loves me so much He is gonna see me through.


Covid-19 is real!


This second wave is spreading faster than the first strain so people should be very careful. Wear your mask oh!!

I pray for quick recovery.
U will be fine.
Thank

brightalo1010:
are you praying for someone to test positive amongst you?

God4bid

Memberclub:
Football teams that are playing football every week
how many of them are testing positive?
Olodo

This one don vex ooo!
Somebody help him with chilled Trophy.

Here in Nigeria na scam, over 300 staffs did the test where i work and nobody tested positive, who dem come dey declare positive?
Have not seen somebody that knows somebody that know anybody that have the virus.
Abeg, i treated stubborn cough, cough no gree go, i pause the treatment, start to treat malaria, as i finish medication i no cough again abeg.
Am an athlete so body strong pass dis Chinese virus.

Beans and Bread.
The above dey give me joy

When it comes to being romantic, its worth spending only if i earn over 60million in a month, but right now dat money go change my life, 11m,if i poor again na my fault

lizard for travel section..ahahaha dat thing is too small to eat na. pls pay ur security well mke he no chop pre-mature lizard

tensazangetsu20:
I am interested in the work path. Those countries have easy route to getting work visas. You have to apply to companies there and get a job. I am not interested in student visa. These countries also have really good and cheap universities. Look at the University of Sao Paulo in Brazil, the university of Tokyo in Japan. UNAM in Mexico. I have said it anyone putting eyes on USA and Canada from Nigeria and your papa no get money you dey waste your time.

bross na true u talk.
how person wey dey struggle wan take pay 20k dollars sch fees.
canada and usa na stress.
abeg which way sure with low income

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5k 8 to 6pm. was an IT Student. 2017
now 20k as w security, this life no balance

So shameful, this is my 6th yr.
I regret the day i started,actually i never knew what i was doin is called masturbation until a year plus i discovered, by that time man don self-service tire.
I control it sometimes, i do it once or twice a week. I once went more than a month without doing it. I pray for the strength to overcome.

Dear God, i need your Grace

Danwakae:
How did they know that he use their item

dem dey watch mojo aka tutorial

this one na woman born ahm

ZINIBANKS:
Oma set omoyami ma4 ✌️ We go leave this shithole one day

Iyanuasele

sharpman1:
He did not say he made or earned that amount. He said he SAVED that amount in 4 months working as a security guard......after taking care of all his living expenses.

How much do you think a security guard can save in 4 months in Nigeria?? That is the difference.

am a guard here in Nigeria, been working since February ooooo, i never save pass 10k naira ooo,.
the OP said no where to spend money bcz of the pandemic, here in nigeria no way no save money bcz of the pandemic and you think the country is moving forward, na moon walk this country dey do since for many decades.
e weak me.
only if i go see sponsor to leave this hell, i no too small to live my dream house na, marry sweet wife na, buy better moto.

Zino990:
Y’all please help me I’m dieing here my body is pilling and drying out with a lot of rash and extremely ichey skin, I can’t even sleep at night or bath cold water, my dick is looking like burnt offering and I don’t even have money to buy injection or antibiotics please can you be so kind to help me out I don’t have any body right now... the matter serious... no money no job no help

Thats probably lice SCABIES.
go and buy anti fungal cream ooo

thats your village people monitoring you ooo, see the eyes.. Hahahahahaha

seriously this country is a jungle.
the Chairman fainted and his full body sense organs were working, ahahahahah, this man na Bollywood actor.

if i was there i would order everyone bot to touch him, if truely he fainted, na dia e go pass branch to hell.
i hate my leaders!
i have taken charge of my life for a long time.
fugg the government.

shes keeping you as a vice boyfriend or subtitle, bro no allow woman play u mind games nah, things don change.
Guys don't give a Bleep anymore

my papa no be politician, i for apply.

robinso01:
What you said is true, but we still need someone to protect our country.

Is the country protecting the soldiers?
poor information, no life insurance, under payed, equipments are outdated and many more.

no man can save this country sir except God

lolz...
the men in power have the slots already apply and waste money.
have been applying for this shit for since i was 20 now am 25 see as time caught up.. lolz.
nothing balance

robinso01:
No be people still dey there?
Moreover, no be every soldier go die untimely or at war front.
If everyone now refused to join army, imagine how Nigeria will be like, terrorism will expand throughout the country,and everywhere won't be safe anymore for any people.

bross the job don spoil, my bro always wanted to be a soldier until he tried and wasn't admited 2yrs ago, only to get information that our neighbors that joined same year were dead in less than 6 months.
they virtually sell our soldiers to this terrorists.
haba who go see this kind thing still wan go kill himself?

APOPTOSIS:
I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed.

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature.
I have started planning her as well.

It will soon end in tears if you dont stop the rough play, mark my words.

Rolexjerry:
I always read comments of people on this forum about how they can always masturbate anytime they want. But no matter how hard I try(out of curiosity, not as if I'm sex-starved oooo), I can't seem to get any result.

you want to start what you cant finish, bro once u get it, your life will never remain the same, you better pray and take your mind off it.
it is addictive and destiny killer, it slows mans progress in life.
i know what am saying. pls just forget it.
na God dey try save you oooo

you shouldn't have broken up with her bro, if you must, it shouldn't have been that same day.
she made a mistake by not telling you she is epileptic, her lessons.

mehn the babe almost castrate you accidentally.. its a testimony.