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lolz...
now dem go dig deep to the good things he did, forgetting that the evil things and secrets are beyond the deep, u need to goto hell to get those once

Gracealone:
Abba Kyari was a Muslim. His remains are yet to be buried.
Are you suggesting that his death was being suppressed for 15 days ? Where could they probably have been keeping his corpse.
Kemi Olunloyo never makes sense out of anything.

what are you saying, that because he was a Muslim thats makes the fact that he died 2 weeks ago fake. lolz
politics is way beyond religion.
u make me laugh
have u forgotten yaraduas's case.
bross this people are more dangerous.
nobody holy

contumely2:
6gb at 1500 ? how?

dial *141* then press 1 to see ur plans

Airtel 6GB for 1500 a month

virus waiting for i all in that group.

Xisnin:
Irresponsible statement.
You are not a doctor and should stay away from medical advice.
That is how Trump killed some Americans with his stupid chloroquine advice.

BTW, vitamin C can induce diarrhea, so get yourself some pampers before
following Dr. Makinde's advice.

He said his doctor friend sent him the blackseed that what helped him, he has made reference to his doctor friend, he didnt prescribe those supplements by him self.

make una sef use sense read something na.
nawa, if he didnt give us what he used u people will question him, now he don talk una dey castigate

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

doctor pleasure.
i have learnt alot from you.
u have done well.

hensben:
I’ll advice you to go see a dermatologist first for proper test, but I highly suspect scabies.

Gracia's

hensben:
Allegra is the only drug there, the rest are creams.

havent heard of that b4.
hope they are readily available in pharmacies and also not expensive

hensben:
It is scabies. Buy Wilkinson, dermiton, Allegra and momecon.

are all those drugs or cream

my brother travelled to our hometown and brought this shit, i got infected because we share bed.
since December i thought it was a joke, now my blokos don full with bums and the itching ehn sweet die dat u will think its a good thing.

any permanent solution, its still stuck outside

lets not keep those words in heart pls so it wont hinder our heavenly glory.

mine was wen i was in sss2, my mathematics teacher said to me because am a science student that, its better to be the head of a Rat than the Tail of an Elephant.

i nevers see the woman since i left secondary school. na she sabi.

me don move on

Ohemababy:
Please isolate yourself for the meantime. Someone said corona virus symptoms are similar to malaria symptoms.

I reject it on your behalf IJN. May God heal you quickly

i dnt reside in lagos.
thanks for the advise

i have malaria and cough. i have been exposed to dust for the past 1 month now. pls avoid dust ooo, am not a corona patient but pls avoid dust. i cant cough Anyh0w anymore, people will suspect i have the virus.
pls lets be watchful and powerful.

nobody wan die.

wetin dey pain me pass na as church plenty reach, witches and wizards still get 80% of the land

lots of girls were just mentioning non living element/thing.

u cant get all of that in a man, u have to possess some habit to make it even.

nawa ooo, girls want men to carry all their predicament and the boy problem for head.
reason men die young.

happy birthday bro

Esofruits:
If you pronounce it well i mean if u are well educated, you will understand it enough that the K in knife is not useless.. Try and fix that thing useless in your life.

e pain ahm

iammo:



when are we going to understand that Nigeria isn't all that rich, and the politicians rip us off atleast 50% of our merge income from Oil? Nigerian Prison budgets 10 billion naira or $27 million USD, while US Prisons budgets $100 billion USD or 36 trillion naira each year

In US Fed tax from 10% to 30% of your income depending on your tax bracket, State tax from 8% to 12%, so 40% of what you work for goes to the Government so If you earn 10,000 naira US government collects 4,000 naira from you an the remaining Salary you have 6,000k naira you pay 10% tax on every item you buy through VAT tax, yet US produces 15 million barrels per day with a population of 350 million, and Nigeria produces 2 million barrels per day with population of 200 million

If y,,ou want our criminals to eat better food than eba and beans soup, then maybe we can as well pay more tax or reduce what we budget on education and seciurity

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well said but i dont agree with the last sentence.
pay more tax?
what is the assurance that the government will use the tax fund wisely?
if you dont knw, you have been paying tax since u where born, wetin u don enjoy?
what Nigeria spent from 2000 till date is more than what Dubai spent from 1996 till date, yet we are still many years behind them.
na our money the top officers dey take buy mansion for dubai.

Dont talk about security if u dont know anything abeg.
spend less on security?
guy the US spends about 600.82billion dollars on security in a year, go check nigeria, what US spends in a year on security is what nigeria is spending in 100years go check ahm.

the issue is not to spend less or pay more tax.
as a brother i would advise we pray our survival doesn't depends on these thieves called leaders.

in terms of education, i think you should get a good sleep and wake up again then think of your children future.
i work in an international school here in nigeria, grade 8 (jss 2) don dey do programming wey i do for my OND, wen they gets to dat level do u think they wont be good.
guy u no try for the advise oooo ah u fall my hand, after good writeup, u come end ahm with nonsense.

#peace

Esofruits:
Is like i will need to install google to your brain so that next time
you wont bother posting things like this here.

am very sure your name is CENTIPEDAMMY

SHIOOOOOOR!!!

what u just wrote is as useless as the "K" in knife

i was watching movie on my phone last week and i actually saw this same kind of creature crawl pass my phone, saw it with the faint light from my screen and quickly switched on the ligjt and behold a bigger one was it, used my slippers to kill it, i dnt knw what they are but i believe the heat is driving them out of their habitat

As a footballer its sad to see such happening in the league.
no qualified medical team with equipments, no league, that should be the law, i believe its what they have but greed have taken over.


RIP

nigeria is a very funny memes

ah, did he hijack a Bugatti abi Ferrari?
people dat are stealing billions gan are going freely.
nna naija na jungle, if u want to steal my broda no thief 10naira oooo(u knw wat i mean.),
steal something that wen u are giving bail, u go still laugh out of the country with the remaining billions.

omitobi:
What makes you think Estonia does not worth it. It would be helpful if you can state your reasons for this statement so to help others think their decision through.

I am in Estonia and I would say it worth it. The only hard part is just having to travel to Estonia through another country and ofcourse the cold which I am already used to.

pls i want to know if as a student i can also be working because i need to survive.

Chizuru01:
Two Things, one must occur, its either she aborts it now it is safe and then go to nearest Catholic Church and confess or i terminate her and then do confession

u get strong mind ooo, just dnt do wat will send u behind bars

Chizuru01:
But you once sinned abi? So, for me, I will repent after taking this path

tomorrow might be late.
have u done the test maybe she is having fever or some sickness symptoms mistaken for pregnancy

bros i always monitor that stuff, its as fast as jet but na only God fit save, come to agreement with ur girl, if she wants to keep the baby, congrats go start to hustle hard.
i fear precum oo, i always see it as the real male child, bros na Boy ur woman go born.
Congrat in advance.