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the part that says our duty is to be in the frontline just off me.
so u know wetin go kill u for frontline, u keep quiet go die, if you say the truth, you die, if you dont say it, you still die, so wetin u gain not telling the truth.

Ilaumoh:
Is your mum or sis HIV positive becos am interested in your sis?

you just lost your respect.
i was only advising people to be careful.
Akwa ibom has the highest rate of Hiv in th south.
incase u duno, i and ny family don't live there for the past 36years so kid, thread with caution.

pls all of you planning a trip to Akwa Ibom, mbok beware of HIV, avoid sex with random girls, it konji hook you, mbok use condom.
Am from Akwa Ibom, it takes the grace of God to resist girls, our girls too much, u will find a mother/wife figure everywhere.

Thank God am from a family that is blessed with cooking talents, i dont cook often bcz i had like 4 girls doing it simultaneously in sch.

one of my guy always cook his Jollof the wrong way but who cares as far the food done, e go reach belle b4 anybody complain.
he will boil the rice, while it boils he will then add the tomatoes (satchet) directly with other ingredients, cover the food for sometime when the water dries, dats it. food is ready.
chai, sweet memories

NwaNimo1:
They should return the money with interest!

Thieves......only a fool will open an account with them

Robbers.....

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Different stroke for different folks.
there service is bad doesn't mean only fools operate with them biko.
you too vex

dauddy97:
Hello and sorry about that. I have summarised what I used on the first page of this thread. Read and follow carefully, you will definitely be healed.

Amen

Chiggsglover:
This is so true lots of opportunities to raise capital and invest, you can advance your career and grow easily. Ireland has one of the best minimum wage in the world, I get more than the minimum wage doing odd jobs. Also you can save up and japka to your dream country.
Before you come you just need to study a course that you can work with if you plan to stay for a long time.

what about those that went to polytechnic in Nigeria, which program can they run over there, Masters?

dauddy97:
Eeya sorry about it. I had it and everything is story now. Just follow my post on the first page. After I used what was recommended to me by Nairalanders, I came back years after to summarise what I used for the cure. Don't worry, it will definitely go.

i must have missed your post on how u cured yours, pls give us link or summarise here for us, really need your help.
am using daflon now, hope it works

ifytrik:
I think its high time we legalize soapy and make it compulsory for every nigeria youth since they can no longer control their 3rd leg, #broda e jo soapy

which one is legalize soapy again, wetin Concern government with soapy abi na dem get ur preeq

Ah this is it.. Nigeria is doomed

Basalt:
Check out these points. Some people might not agree with all the points but that's my own controversial view about Deutschland.

1. If you are not the studious type, avoid any of the TU9 Universities.
RWTH Aachen
Tu Berlin
Tu Braunschweig
Tu Darmstadt
Tu Dresden
Leibniz University Hannover
KIT
TU Munich
University of Stuttgart
Also avoid the Universities in Bavaria like LMU etc.
Choose all these schools only and only if you are seriously passionate about education and ready to pass through rigorous academic processes to graduate.

2. If you are not very Sound in Mathematics, avoid any Engineering courses and Information Technology courses especially in Universität. Getting admission is one thing, graduating with a reasonable grade is another. It's easier to study those courses in university of Applied sciences which are more practically oriented and less head aching calculations.

3. Be ready to go for weeks if not months without sex. Because most white girls prefer white boys and most black girls prefer those that already have papers.
Most students masturbate to relieve themselves of sexual urge and focus more on their studies and ofcus nobody will agree they do.

4. Be ready to read instructions, be punctual and follow rules otherwise you will always be a victim of circumstances. No need to type more on this, you will understand better when you come.

5. Be ready to accept NO RESPONSE. In Nigeria, we all see it as an insult when people don't respond our messages. In Deutschland, don't expect all your messages to get a response. Here, no message is a message.

6. Be ready to cook. Unless you are from a very wealthy family, eating out will surely be expensive and you won't be able to eat what you want.

7. Be ready to live a quite lifestyle. If you are the noisy type that always shout like hyenas, Deutschland is not for you. You either learn how to shut your mouth or appear odd to others.

8. Be ready to do things the right way or face the consequences of your mistakes. In Nigeria we are used to ABEG, ABEG when we do things wrong.
Here in Deutschland, it does not work. They are emotionless and don't understand what I am sorry means.
Once a German tells you, I AM SORRY, THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO. My brother, save your stress and face the consequences. It's not racism, it's their lifestyle to be blunt and direct without emotions.

good analysis bro

soupandeba:
Please sir, I had scabies two months ago. I have treated it but the ones on my penis shaft seems stubborn. I've taken ivermectin, used permethrin and aquasulf yet it still there and I an feel some bumps and it is itchy (only itches me when I scratch it and it feels good like scabies would). I believe it is nodular scabies but I don't know what to do. Please sir, help me. I have searched online for how to deal with nodular scabies but to no avail. You are the second person on NL who has made reference to it in the history of this forum. Please, what drug or cream can I buy? Abeg, na die I dey. Thanks

go and buy benzyl benzonate, use it morning, also use ABF cream at night to avoid itching.
u go dey alright

yyba:
after collecting bride price, the next thing I had was her wedding date with another man. the parents all claimed they are not aware of the marriage. I feel like shooting the parents when they were saying all this rubbish.

what da fork!

dem scam u.

this is called wifey fruad.
waw, bro move on, attain more success, u will be ok.

yyba:
may coronavirus and dangerous thunder locate my ex and her parents immediately .

dem collect bride price without giving u the girl?
why u dey hot?

Blackmoran:
Me and one of my ex girl are still friend on facebook, I was on line this particular day saw her timeline boldly written "I DONT NEED A MAN, Am INDEPENDENT".. I my mind just shake my head, cause its been years I heard from her last... Between 15min of reading her post, she inbox me privately, starting with casual greetings, for my mind I know this is not normal.... To cut the story short , she was begging me to assist her With her school fees, that exam was approaching... I didn't even reply her I just logout....

see wickedness

The real shit hole nation.
now let them kill everyone na, nonsense people.
you killed an innocent man bcz he is black and the only thing they could do was to dismiss them.
they should be fed to the lions in the reserve

olosho don get belle for my neighbor wey be Reveren father ooo, babe dey our domot since morning say father must Marry her.
we go continue tomorrow

see this one, wasiu give joro 600k, 200k for you to buy her excuses.

bross watch and pray to avoid stories that touches the soul.

Disgracing Africa up and down. nonsense

A show i and my family dont miss, we saw all actions that day. who want to be a millionaire. guilder ultimate search. maltina dance hall. project fame. star quest. and other talent shows! now there is nothing to gather and watch except football. naija why?

The only thing ungodly is taking the picture online

Babyvet:
Abeg park well, are you going to make heaven yourself ?

e pain ahm.

after reading all comments, this thread just made my night.

Babyvet:
Lol, nope , my point has been proved though, he is not saving the $120,000 CAD. Nigerians are phoney , not all but a lot are, which is they immigrant visa ban in America and Canada has increased their Visa denial to Nigerians. Our government is a problem but so are the people.

u are such an unhappy fellow.
you have seen the prove that u called him phoney, u still said "nope" abi u dont know the meaning of phoney?
many people no go make heaven oooo

dominzy:
Use another sim

not eligible on all my other 3 sims

dirtydiva:
I no need am.
I no wan person give me std all in the name of porn, make my gfrnd chop am alone until I m set to tie the knot

u be correct bro.

dirtydiva:
Make I waste my aboi all in the name of acting porn eeh... I dey build up my milk for heavy work on d way

bross money dey the level ooooo..

dirtydiva:
Succumbing to a gamble played on me on who go Bleep one of my female lodgemate wey no dey stay one place and I end up fucking her to coma which nearly rued my academic yes in school and shame dat follows as the news of my big Anaconda spread throughout my faculty

Respect boss.
Ah u for contact porn industry dem go like ur kind of tool

face mask has become a business for all tailors. that is how i saw my boxer material om someone's face.
i no fit laugh.

bring ahm come make we check weda him stubbornness reach pot after i use plantain prepare ahm.

i subscribed once and now they are telling me am not eligible.