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Wetin happen?

~Sissy~:

see your teeth How are you baby gurl?

U better dont complain ooo or else they will take it too personal

In most cases, especially in relationships, you will only
get 80% of what
you NEED and you will hardly get the other 20% that you
WANT in your
relationship. There is always another person (man or women)
that you will
meet and that will offer you the other 20% which is lacking
in your
relationship that you WANT And believe me, 20% looks really
good when you
are not getting it at all in your current relationship.

But the problem is that you will always be tempted to leave
that good 80%
that you know you have, thinking that you will get
something better with the
other 20% that you WANT But as reality has proven, in most
cases, you will
always end up with having the 20% that you WANT and loosing
the 80% that you
really NEED and that you already had.

Be careful in deciding between what you WANT and NEED in
your life.
Adultery happens when you start looking for what you
don't have. 'Wow, this
girl in my office is a real looker. But it's not her
Wynona Rider features
that got me. I'm crazy about her because she's also
understanding,
intelligent, tender - so many things that my spouse is
not'

Somewhere along the way, you'll find a woman or a man
who will be more
charming or sensitive. More alluring. More thoughtful.
Richer. Have greater
sex appeal. And you will find a woman or man who will need
you and pursue
you and go loco over you more than your spouse ever did.

Because no wife or husband is perfect. Because a spouse
will only have 80%
of what you're looking for. So adultery takes place
when a husband or wife
looks for the missing 20%. Let's say your wife is
melancholic by nature.

You may find yourself drawn to the pretty clerk who has a
cherry laugh no
matter what she says: 'I broke my arm yesterday,
Hahahaha . . , '

Or because your wife is a homebody in slippers and pajamas,
smelling of
garlic and fish oil, you may fall for a fresh-smelling
young sales
representative that visits your office in a sharp black
blazer, high heels,
and a red pencil-cut skirt Or because your husband is the
quiet type, your
heart may skip a beat when you meet an old college flame
who has the makings
of a talk show host.

But wait! That's only 20% of what you don't have.

Don't throw away the 80% that you already have!

That's not all. Add to your spouse's 80% the 100%
that represents all the
years that you have been with each other. The storms you
have weathered
together. The unforgettable moments of sadness and joy as a
couple. The many
adjustments you have made to love the other. The wealth of
memories that
you've accumulated as lovers.

Adultery happens when you start looking for what you
don't have.

But faithfulness happens when you start thanking God for
what you already
have.

But I'm not just talking about marriage.

I'm talking about life!

About your jobs.

About your friends.

About your children.

About your lifestyles.

Are you like the economy airline passenger that perennially
peeks through
the door of the first class cabin, obsessed with what
he's missing? 'They
have got more leg room! Oh my, their food is served in
porcelain! Wow, their
seats recline at an 80% angle and they've got personal
videos!'

I guarantee you'll be miserable for the entire trip!
Don't live your life
like that. Forget about what the world says is first class.
Do you know that
there are many first class passengers who are miserable in
first class --
because they are not riding in a private Lear Jet?

The main message

If you start appreciating what you have right now, wherever
you are, you are
first class!

No2Atheism:
@gabrywl how u dey, hope all is well even inside the well,

Wetin well?

LMAO!!! See how this dude above me think of himself. Yeye boy.

Studio, Airforce, Pardner, Kelevra, Timmy, Dragon,

So you guys are here.

Wetin happen? Tired of jokes abi? or waitin to get a second interview?

The good Nigerians can be found in Nigeria itself.

Guy, go look for ashewo now. . . U wont find any here unless if ahsewo got time for internet

Nah. . . I know you are married. Ooo

I mean finding DualCore a Gf ooo. . . He is lonely and desperate

Jack, thank God u are not born in my counry. . . Males do not have much freddom of speech here and they dont have any rights here compare to the women so you dare try. . . They will slaughter you to pieces.

9 months? and u wanna get married? WOW!

Thats some instant love alright.

honeric01:
I am not an igbo Man,, So why should I wait till 30+ before getting married? I want to see my great grand kids ooo

My dear, patience is a virtue and thats what most people fail to realize in a relationship. . . Thats why in todays socirty, the rate of divorce, cheating and broken homes is very high because people rushed theirselves into mariage.

nino213:
married to whom? u and tgirl4real refused my marriage proposals. so yarn me person wey i marry? how ur guy? hope say im dey give u beta head n kongi?

Na waa for you ooo. . . See how una dey match with Fantasy land for hia. . . Abeg! U should either apply for a job at Disneyland, Nikolodeon, Cartoon network or yaba left

Maybe Seun wants to make Nairaland like a fast food chain outlet, having sister chain branches

Hmmm. . . Interesting

Hmmm. . . Intersting

Maybe because all of your friends called you handsome you let it get to you. When someone is so sure and having an over confidance level on theirself, it will be a put off to most people

To be honest, I wont do anything. . . I'll just leave he world as it is meant to be. . . If I change just a tiny spot of the earth, it might caused me more damage than it has already been done to.

So I think for the one hour, I would just get all my unfinish business done (without the distraction fom other people).

to find you a gf.

Yes, not all but mostly

Who are you talking to and why do you talk like this?

Although Im a catholic but I believe that this is all a complete bullshit misintepretation of the Muslim Bible and I dont believe that this is Muslim. . .

If thatswhat the Qran says, than why I've seen alot of Muslim Malaysian wives beat up their husbands? isnt that strange? And yet after they beat up their husbnads, the court of law is still in favour of them

Poster,

if he loves you give him a duration of one week to breakup with that girl infront of your face while he admiting that you are his girl infront of her face.

After the period of one week is up and he has not broken up with her, U can go and tell the girl that he tried having an affair with you and that you said you are not interested in him and just wish her goodluck and than you tell that guy this:- May you have a happy married life and hopefully you dont go cheat on her. (Give a sarcastic laugh and said). . . HA! As if you will

Give a big smile and walk off of their faces.


He does not appreciates you so u dont need this kinda person to waste your time. . . Seriously. . .

How uncivilized. . . In that case, oif the husband is a loose case, the wife has the full rights to beat up her husband as well right?


Are we from Bushland or wetin? If the book of so called religion told us to eat our own shit and pee on our children head, I bet those psycho people would do the same as well. Sheeeesh. . .

See how these people dey spoil the name of religion sef. . . I dont remember Muslim being as such. . . They must be a pirated Muslim Dawg. . . 

My family calls me The Menace. . . 

My bf calls me Iyawo or Baby or Boss (I dont like him calling me boss but he does.)

my friends and colleagues calls me gabster

hmmmm. . . Ok.