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Urheadmaster:
He has gotten over being electrocuted over anything

Electricity no kukuma dey again to send the shocks...

I thought you'd be shocked as usual...

Oh...they've started setting off the fireworks as usual...

May God continue to protect us all...

Bubu happened to us all...

Haha...

Mutiu Adepojuuuuu in the box...and what a stunning header it is to restore Nigeria's lead in this epic encounter.

Lil wonder he's popularly referred to as "the headmaster" by his teammates and fans alike...

What a thunderous header that was...and Peter Drury, you wanna know what we call this sorta head in our Nigerian local parlance?

You know what Peter, never mind... let's open the phone lines for the viewers to suggest a befitting name for "this head"...

I just dey bored....

Foolish herdsman with cow poop for a brain..

Small children don kill this forum.

Kai...


Don't you know any of her girlfriend's house to go to so, she also meets you there?

Whadafuck is this doing here?

kollinzgee:
I am 29 now and i have being masturbating since the age 16,that is about 15 years,sometimes i do it for about 3 times daily for 15 good years so trust me i know the truths ,lies, fact and fictions and also the advantages and disadvantages forget what some religious leaders and so fake philosopher are saying and that is what i will be dissecting here on this thread,trust me they are so many lies out there even by religious leaders.

1) masturbation does not reduce your self confidence dont be fooled by peoples philosophy,i masturbate alot but trust me i can approach any woman i like without fear worst she will do is say no to me and life goes on and trust me i have managed to bed some few pretty ladies.. ,as a music artiste i can face the crowd and perform and also give speech audience if need be,if you lack confidence you lack confidence masturbation has nothing to do with it wake up people.

2) masturbation doesnt make you loose interest in women,even though i masturbate alot am i still very much interested in women because nothing is sweeter than pussy on earth,there is a huge difference between masturbating and having sex the feeling of sex is real and emotional,if i have the option of pussy and masturbation i will always chose pussy because its real.

3) masturbation doesnt cause low sperm count or watery sperm,even scientist have proven that ,there was a time i had a serious typhoid and during that period i didnt masturbate for about 2 weeks because you cant be seriously sick and still have libido,when i got well i went back to masturbate since i was single back then no girl to knack, that period they amount of semen i release was something else,it was so thick and much that my trousers keep soaking over and over that i felt embarrassed.

4) masturbation doesnt cause hair loss forget all that lies,my hair is still more intact than even many guys that dont do it. and bard every 8 days.

5) come to think of it for fuk sake masturbation is not different from sex,biologically its still friction berween two flesh just like dick and pussy.so why do people see it as more dangerous than sex

6) women cannot control you easily because you are not a sex freak,imagine a world were women have becoming so wicked and manipulative,they have weaponised sex as tool to control men and milk them of money.in this senario men who masturbate have an upper hand over men who dont.if my girl brings up any drama and denies me sex i simply go and masturbate to aviod shit.
For married men if your wife just put to bed and your have to let let her rest for months to recover how do you satisfy urge do you cheat on your wife or masturbate?which one is a better option?

Masturbation obviously does affect one's mathematics or arithmetic abilities, seeing how you are 29 now and started masturbating at 16, yet, you claimed to have been masturbating for a decade and half.

Where is Rochas?..

Come and help me give this op one very solid masturbating statute...

I though it ASUU had called off their nonsense strike....

Palmers....that's what I use..

DMerciful:
Sowore is another bipolar like Kanye West

Do not swallow the narratives you are being fed by the mainstream media and their demonic controllers.

There isn't anything bipolarish about Kanye...

Good luck making an "ex child" with your ex...

We all will make a wrong choice at some point in our respective lives...

The very reason we are humans...

Bullock's and tripes as usual...

Rubbish tripe...and some folks will see an atom of sense in this rubbish?

I've stated it here on numerous occasions that by the second year of the next administration, a Dollar will exchange for close to #2,000. Maybe by then, you'd understand what's fuelling the japa syndrome.

The country had been murdered from the inception, the funeral arrangements is what's currently ongoing.

Jakumo:
Black Americans massacre the English language to the point where they are the ONLY ones who comprehend the dialect. I hate that dumb and rhetarded way of talking in secret codes with a passion. If they hate the English language so much as to try and create their own unintelligible version of the language, surely it would be better to invest in Yoruba or Swahili lessons, to demonstrate their "African" cultural heritage.

No wonder black Americans get sidelined in the professional world, and so often thus wind up as drug dealers and street thugs. They simply REFUSE to assimilate into civilized society with their idiotic Ebonics dialect understood by nobody but their fellow drug-dealing ghetto dwellers. Bunch of phucking losers. Always angry. Always cussing. Always stealing. Never bothering to get an education despite it being free at the high school level in the USA. Chit. I could go on for a while.

Jakumooooo

It's been ages...

As per your submission above, I once held this same prejudice and belief until I started learning about their history from the slave trade era to this very present day and boy....

These our brothers and sisters went through and still going through a systemic hell even in today's America.

Virtually all odds are stacked up high against them in every single way possible.

Imagine a people beat down so badly and treated as shiiit. It gets hard to live above that feeling of being treated and seen as a perpetual second-class human either by implication or outright in your face kinda display.

I empathise so very much with them and pray they are able to break the "chains" still hanging on their necks and passed on from one generation to another.

Most of us won't understand their plight of course, because we were never in their shoes to feel the pinch or get to understand a bit of their history.

As you "was" leaving to....?

All these una ebonics na wa...

Marriage different from wedding.

It is well..

The original slay queen right there...

Keep slaying them rapists, girl.

Wow.....

The smiles and hope on those faces are infectious and genuine. Let's just hope they won't get dashed as usual by our Nigerian politicians...

Lol

Lol...

The current herdsman at the helms of the FCT is a curse...

What a useless incompetent thing..

He's obviously campaigning to be President of the US...

Roguish clowns..

Python abi Anaconda?

Wonderful...

Corridon:
Including you.

Dem for still try abort you when them realize say dem don commit havoc on humanity...

Idiot

Corridon:
Including you.

Like the two idiots who should have avoided any contact but stupidly went on to have sex without using a cellophane since they couldn't afford a #50 condom and birthed you to become a nuisance to the human race.

What a waste of sperm...

Now, he's famous....infamy

Oh nooo...

A lot of mental health patients roaming about freely...

Fake news..

The sily girl who made up the story has owned up to it as being fake and an attention-seeking drive.

Wow....

I smell a huge rat here....