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Hmmm...self-induced deportation.

Make una go pack dem come home na??

Bullocks

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PrecisionFx:
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Ok.
Tnx.


But stop foooOOoooling Ur self Sir.

Good boy...your daddy said he's heard you...

Mumu children wey think say na so dem dey spell the ' Neo-Black Movement' wey dem dey hear about. Animals.

Una mates dey form coalitions, alliance and getting innovatively creative, na blood una dey wan see everyday.

May y'all rot in hell..

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mapet:
Obviously your post betrays your ignorance in things like this. Even your claim to reason "rationally going forward" is in doubt wrt this issue. Why they put out information (it's actually 24hrs) after the incident? I may not be able to hold forth for NIMET or FERMA, but check this;
a. In a scenario when you encounter vibrations, you expect NIMET or FERMA to go public and say - "Ladies and Gentlemen we have "Earthquake" pack your bags and baggages......."?, without any firm conclusion of what it actually is?
b. You expect there is no guiding principle about their procedure of communication? Everything must be sharp-sharp to you?
c. Who alluded that Dr. Joe Abah is the mouthpiece of NIMET and FERMA? Bros, I tot you said you reason "rationally"

Just saw your submission above and had initially thought to ignore it seeing how you had resorted to name calling and trying to show how well you can churn up technical mumbo jumbos as it relates to the topic in view until I stumbled on the press release attached.

Education or literacy isn't defined by how big a sounding/technical word you can muzzle, spew forth or type out. This is where the Nigerian educational sector had made a dupe of us all, the resultant effect is what we presently have and deal with on a daily.

A situation where we believe in theory aided by cramming everything crammable and pouring them all out as had been crammed without the ability to identify or relate with the subject matter even when it stares us in the face physically is our bane as a nation.

Most of us are limited in our practical knowledge of fields we claim and bandy certificates about as our areas/fields of expertise.

Na so so grammar we sabi, I hope you won't disagree with me on this too.

I saw how you were bandying all the technicals and standard rules of engagements as an expert in the field of earthquakes and emergency situations.

Find below for your kind perusal the 'guiding principle and standard procedure of communication' of your all competent NIMET, NEMA or FEMA.

You should be proud of yourself for your submissions and give the agencies all the kudos they deserve as well.

Thanks.

Nice one bro...go and do exploits.

"African Negroid" plus Asian mix no too common sha...unique looks

DookShop:
Very good point you made up there. There will first be exposure and then disgrace and subsequently, the conviction.

Yes oh my brother.

islandmoon:
his actions have direct impact on the activities of those agencies, he can fire and appoint just like he pays you for defending him on social media, may be he should reward merit over tribal affiliation

even the commissioner performed better by calling SARS to order and firing the myopic DSS boss

Pay me for defending him?? I wished you could hook me up with someone or any agency to defend on social media while smiling to the bank.

PrecisionFx:
God knows why he had deliberately shielded us from major disasters

Stop fooling urself

You are a dick headed imp...asswipe telling his father to be fooling himself..

Shukuakukobambi:
The little I gleaned from channels this morning

Registered

Lagos 7m
Kano. 5m
Kaduna 4m
Katsina. 4m
Oyo. 3m
Rivers. 3m
Delta. 3m
Anambra 3m
Bauchi. 3m

Registered per region

NW. 20m
SW. 16m
NC. 13m
SS. 13m
NE. 11m
SE. 10m

Collected

Kano. 4m
Lagos. 4m
Kaduna 3m
Katsina 3m
Oyo. 2m
Rivers. 2m
Delta. 2m
Bauchi. 2m
Anambra 2m

These I could remember off hand

Correct thanks bro..

Sad you had to kill yourself over a woman, how cowardly.

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mapet:
Please be sure of your statements, especially when you make assertions that are factually incorrect.
As soon as the Tremor started 48hrs ago, I know for a fact that Dr. Joe Abah (ex-DG of BPSR) placed a call to NIMET to ascertain whether it was a bomb blast or impending natural disaster. NIMET informed him that their was patterns of tremors and they were monitoring.

There is a guided way, a Standard Operating Procedure to communicate issues like this. You don't want to cause unnecessary panic and escalate things beyond necessary. SOPs could say monitor for X period, 1st level communication after X+Y period and then evacuate after X+Y+Z period...

You seem to be an expert in this field.

The question is, why are they putting out a public statement as an agency about 48 hrs after rumours of the first tremors were going viral.

One would have expected them to put out an information to dispel the rumours or misinformation to avert a panic situation.

How can you even sit and type that they were quiet so as not to cause panic?

Bro, I might not be an expert authority on this, I simply try to reason rationally going forward.

I never knew Joe Abba was the mouthpiece of NIMET or FEMA-NEMA

They should have allowed him to remain in China because he was more active there than he had ever been in Nigeria with all the signings and counter signings.

Well done and welcome Baba.
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I'm not going to delve along with the bandwagon that he's speaking up now because he was short-changed. He could have chosen to stay quiet even having been cheated or better still go ahead and play loyal by licking asses to stay relevant like most would do.

God is interested in Nigeria's case I am very certain and his is causing confusion and disharmony in the tents of the wicked ones just like in the story of the tower of Babel. If there are no disputes amongst them, how will we get to know how they steal for themselves what belongs to us all.

Even if nothing by way of justice comes out of this case, the lid would have been taken off Pandora's box, and we would see the kind of worms to crawl out and get an idea how we get robbed on a daily by a selected few.

God no dey sleep.

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Eeeyaa...

Kellis the milkshake babe...

My milkshake brings dem guys to the yaaaard, it's damn right it's berra than yourssss....

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Slayed and on fleek.

Murder was the case that they gave him.......

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Very good to see Nigerians finally exploring and taking advantage of the legal route to address and injustice perceived or meted out.

These guys need to be taken to the cleaners for the fraud they perpetuate on the ignorant. If you want to understand how fraudulent they truly are just go on their website and try reading through their terms and conditions. Even the Nigerian constitution isn't s ambiguous and head-ache inducing.

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It would help to have the breakdown of registered voters state by state to know what we'd be up against and expecting from each region.

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And they'd transfer the fine to their innocent customers in the guise of unfounded charges.

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islandmoon:
what do you expect from a dullard president?

This has nothing to do with just the President if the people manning the concerned agencies are actually up to speed in the discharge of their duties.

I'm sure that was what the NEMA and its likes were set up to achieve.

Dem no say make pikin no grow big teeth, na make e grow big lip to fit take cover the lip alongside dem tell am.

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Just imagine if they were still in the vehicle. Go do some thanksgiving guys.

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Rivers of Wike.

They did well by not separating the body from the head and running off with it, at least he's identifiable.

It is well.

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God knows best.

Perhaps the friend realized what a good friend he actually had in the living friend and decided to call him to the other side to celebrate the funeral with him.

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She no know how many dust and fly larvae she don eat before .

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So what's surprising here. Aren't they age mates?

Who you thinks say fly go support when argument dey ground among two people:

A. Get better matured sore for leg
B. Body fresh no stain.

Your guess is as good as mine..

The fly go support Mr sore-leg of course.

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This is coming probably almost 48 hours after the initial reports made the rounds online.

God knows why he had deliberately shielded us from major disasters. We would have all perished and dwelling in the belly of the earth before a state of emergency or an alert will be issued.

May God continue to hide us under the shadows of his wings, because as we can see, we are left to our own vices.

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The village just want wants to make common sense online.

Wished the politicians would walk the walk after talking he talks like I did in my book.

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Happy birthday madam.

I no understand the lipstick, was it applied Abi she chew the thing.

She do lip like who chook mouth for bucket of paint.

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Depression is real and a silent killer..

It will confidently send you on errands and you'd comply if you aren't strong enough to shake it off or seek appropriate help.

You could be commanded to pick up a rope, tie it into a noose, put your head in the noose and send yourself to the gallows by yourself and you'd comply like a ram being led to the slaughter slab.

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Dealing with her type is an easy fry...them never see anything.

Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep must ready to do watch nite.

If woman never marry two husbands she no go know which one good pass.

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Eyaaa...

I feel so sorry for the guy and his lineage going forward. If only the poor guy knows what he has done and attracted upon himself, he'd go looking for that girl begging and hoping she forgives him or even listens to him before paying her back with extra.

The crime he has committed is called double jeopardy and a generational life-wrecker.

You kpansh woman you no pay come steal her money join. Haba na..

Doing the do and relenting to settle as agreed is a crime against nature already, and then you added stealing on top oshofree, you die well be dat.

That's a first class evil and she needs not utter a word of curse on you before it plays out.

Just imagine pikin wey witch born for thief, how that pikin wan be. Na parable o..

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