₦airaland Forum

The woman sabi narrate well well.

Poor, woman. I hope she finds justice.

Na Burrow pit dem go turn the supposed road to, now.

So many things happen in this my country that are unheard of anywhere else in the world.

Most times I try to wrap my head around it to draw a meaning but e go be like say my head wan fall.

Now imagine, someone put himself up for election, campaigned to his constituents/electorates and they rejected him/her at the polls for whatever reasons, but a President who also has a coma in the process that brought him in deems it fit to make these people who were rejected by their constituents Ministers so that they will rule over the people by force.

Who can help me make this make some sense abeg.

I just tire for Nigeria matter.

The country is legit a crime scene.

Where is one supposed to muster the hope for a better country under the leadership of these certified questionable character for God's sake?

So many things happen in this my country that are unheard of anywhere else in the world.

Most times I try to wrap my head around it to draw a meaning but e go be like say my head ran fall.

Now imagine, someone put himself up for election, campaigned to his constituents/electorates and they rejected him/her at the polls for whatever reasons, but a President who also has a coma in the process that brought him in deems it fit to make these people who were rejected by their constituents Ministers so that they will rule over the people by force.

Who can help me make this make some sense abeg.

I just tire for Nigeria matter.

Dem go soon beam searchlight on the dude.

I suspect arrangee marriages for kpali that is if the guy get Yankee kpali.

Plenty smokescreen.

The same way local manufacturing of cement has reduced its price by #2k per bag.

All of una join head dey mad together...

Ebola....lol

These Nigeriens are savages. No single respekt.

He has hit the ground "crawling".

Dangote and him NNPC limited colleagues dey look all of una with a bombastic side eye.

Believe these morons at your own risk.

Any reasonable person would have expected Buhari to be the one to head a mission like this to his "original" country.

E be like say Bubu no gree answer call...lol

That's Ifeanyi Uba.

The guy belle don reduce oh.

When did he put to bed?

Okay

Just find a way to fix the roof if it's something minor and fixable by you, then move in, and wait until your next rent is due to do plus and minus with them.

Ensure you get both the landlord's and lawyer's written approval to do this and also make sure to get receipted.

In my opinion, this is the best way to save you any further headaches as it is.

Dude's face screams evillll

Where is Yeye Bello by the way? I hope all is well with him.

The dude has been eerily quiet for a while.

Transmission wahala car

Na which Attorney General dey in charge now sef wey go claim to dey file this nonsense...

The contraption is running on autopilot.

Easy peasy...

No drama
No social media inlaws..

Fawaka man...

sharpwriter:
Lol.... How are you boss.. Where have you been?

I dey Unity fountain jare...we dey protest, brother.

Greetings to you and yours.

Hopeless Senate.

The current senate will make the rubber-stamp Lawal-led senate seem like the US senate, just as the BAT-led FG makes Buhari's administration seem like Obama's.

What a bunch of useless humans.

Shame on Akpabio and the his colleague Legislooters.

IboHausaYoruba:
Hmmn! Imagine settling for this ridiculous rate. During the dreaded Abacha regime, Naira was 80 to 1 dollar. Now what do we have, naira skyrocketing on daily basis. £1000 is over 1M as at today. That's the lowest a meagre salary earner can make in 2 weeks in the UK. I pity the masses and I always ask myself how do we get to this mess?

Abacha pegged the dollar at #22 to $1

I pity people wey pin their hopes on this country with the current demons in charge of it.

Divide, conquer, and rule.

This same ole shit on endless repeat and you except a different result?

Nigeria matter na your mate?

Emilokan.

Grand Sleeper of the Federal Sleeping Republic.

Ikegwuru....

Nigeria matter na your mate?

Emilokan.

Grand Sleeper of the Federal Sleeping Republic.

Ikegwuru....

Ah...na to face Canada or US oh as Nigeria no value my Nurse Eliza sabificate.

Na to close down my chemist go become pharmacy for U.S or Canada.

I dash BAT and him Alibaba mates my share of Nigeria.

Chaiii

Black is indeed beautifuuuuul like Guinness.

The Alake no fit find the right English words to take defend the indefensible again.

I knew it was only a matter of time before he throws in the towel.

Nigeria matter no be any English mate.

Ngelale sef go soon see him mama begin call am daddy.

Nigeria matter no be physical.

Go ask Adeshina and Garba.

A country where the past is always better than the present.

The true story if the contraption called Nigeria.