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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Ousmane Dembele, 25, For Drug Deal by Gadaluck(m): 8:00am On Dec 12, 2022
Abeg make dem no wear am Barca jersey oh! Before monkey hand wen dey inside soup go turn to human hand now like play, like play
Crime / Re: Why Are Muslim Names Sound So Terrible And Ugly (list Of Nauseating Names) by Gadaluck(m): 8:22am On Dec 11, 2022
Haha, na for rehab u go find one Wahaab when dey my street that year cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Can You Provide The Correct Answer To This Puzzle? Photo by Gadaluck(m): 11:50am On Dec 10, 2022
The answer is 7
Religion / Re: Pastor Calls Off Wedding After Bride-To-Be Told Him That Her Fiancé Fingered Her by Gadaluck(m): 1:04pm On Nov 23, 2022
GloriousGbola:
This one na pastor wey want occupy the marital bed.

What kind of brainwashed woman is giving a pastor intimate details of her life? Like wtf?

Exactly!
Religion / Re: Pastor Calls Off Wedding After Bride-To-Be Told Him That Her Fiancé Fingered Her by Gadaluck(m): 1:03pm On Nov 23, 2022
Ruuuudddbish! Traditional wedding na him sure pass!

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Family / Re: Old Memories.. Who Can Still Remember ? (photos) by Gadaluck(m): 3:05pm On Nov 02, 2022
Ready100:
Best game ever embarassed

I be baddo for this one that year cheesy
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Shortfalls In Budget Allocation Hampering War Against Fake News by Gadaluck(m): 5:53am On Nov 02, 2022
Lol, yeye dey smell as always cheesy
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Court Of Appeal Clarifies "Transfer Of Justices" by Gadaluck(m): 6:35pm On Oct 25, 2022
We understand, no lele.....
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala's Goal Voted UEFA Champions League Goal Of The Week by Gadaluck(m): 7:17pm On Oct 21, 2022
I love Barca femenina, they're very relentless cheesy
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo To Train With Manchester United Under 21s (photo) by Gadaluck(m): 2:57pm On Oct 21, 2022
Lol, Mr. SelfCenterdinho the drama king no dey see him period again cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Lady 'Tackles' Other Ladies That Say They Cant Date Broke Men (Video) by Gadaluck(m): 6:09am On Aug 26, 2022
Na virtuous woman born am. She get oil inside her brain.
Sports / Re: "He Won 4 Ballon D’ors At Your Age "– Rooney Slams Mbappe For Pushing Messi by Gadaluck(m): 10:23am On Aug 19, 2022
Absolutely! PSG presidio has filled that little boy's head with lots of dung. Tueh!

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Crime / Re: Akpanya Invasion By Fulani Herdsmen. by Gadaluck(m): 3:56pm On Aug 17, 2022
MNK was shouting and trying to alert everyone passionately but they said he's a tribal bigot ranting like a mad man. But today it's all unfolding like nollywood before our eyes. It is now guaranteed that they will go on their usual rampage and massacre innocent people again and again cos Nigeria belongs to them. It's like we know it's going to happen again but no one knows where, when nor who is going to be the next victim. Nigeria is seriously bleeding because of these devils cry
Crime / Re: Police Parade Suspected Kidnappers, 4 Others For Pipeline Vandalism In Bayelsa by Gadaluck(m): 3:46pm On Aug 17, 2022
Omo, midget them follow dey vawulate pipeline too? Very soon wonders go run out of stock for Nijuria cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Full Nominees For UEFA Men's Player And Coach Of The Year by Gadaluck(m): 3:06pm On Aug 12, 2022
No one deserves it more than Benzema. Dude did wonders for Realmadrid last season.....
Crime / Re: Kinappper Caught Today In Abuja On Kidnapping POS Girl by Gadaluck(m): 9:07pm On Aug 11, 2022
Nawao, kidnapping has become a normal thing in Nigeria. It is now seen as a lucrative business. But if everyone now decide to take up arms and start doing their own kidnappings too then nobody will remain victim. Ordinary individuals will soon be forced to get militarized too make thunder vawulate devil!
Crime / Re: Suspected Transformer Vandal Electrocuted To Death In Bayelsa (graphics Photos) by Gadaluck(m): 8:20pm On Aug 10, 2022
Very good for him. He should continue his vawulation and vandalism in hell...
Crime / Re: Police Kill Robbers Terrorizing Residents Of Apapa & Environs by Gadaluck(m): 8:30am On Aug 08, 2022
Good riddance to hopeless rejects. For once I'll give kudos to the NPF men who traced and vawulated them properly. Desist from tarnishing ur image henceforth and keep sending any confirmed criminals to their maker....
Politics / Re: Internet Users Criticize Okowa After His Attack On Peter Obi by Gadaluck(m): 5:29pm On Aug 04, 2022
Buhari that had all the experience in the world shey he has converted Nigeria to Dubai ni. Mr Okowa will definitely spew rubbish cos personal interests won't let him speak unbiased truth. Obi is the best candidate out there in all ramifications. Kpom kwem!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zambian Currency Is Now Best In Africa After We Voted In A Good Leader. by Gadaluck(m): 11:20am On Aug 02, 2022
Richy4:
<<I'm kinda thinking aloud... Even if Peter Obi wins the election and those corrupt senators that has used black marks to imprint their names on the national Assembly seats were still there, what then? Will anything change?

<<Won't they continue with their corrupt practices? At the end of the day, nothing meaningful will be passed into law.. again Obi cannot be the minister of Education, Health, Energy etc. at the same time the president right?...,Are there good men with integrity still available to pick?.. those who will remember the suffering of the poor out there?

<<How do we make sure that those cross-carpeting from PDP to APC and from APC to PDP doesn't infect Peter's government with their corrupt viruses... hope I'm not putting the cart before the horse smiley

Ur absolutely making a valid observation. I've given this a thought too. The level of corruption in Nigeria is deeply rooted. Not to come off as pessimistic but even if he wins, the evil ones in position of power who are currently benefiting from the way things are being run in the country will go to extreme lengths to frustrate his tenure and ensure he fails. Many of them would rather have him fail so that posterity will have their previous tenures as better than his.

And if he manages to run a very reformed and progressive government that benefits everyone, how do we know that those that will succeed him won't steer the country back into retrogression again. That's why some people prefer to split the country so that those who have similar way of life, culture and religion can independently manage their various regions.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Caught At Point Of Entry Into Lagos State by Gadaluck(m): 8:27pm On Jul 30, 2022
It is no longer a secret that these terrorists are out to overrun the federal republic of Juria. The entire North is already theirs so they are currently focused on the south. First they smuggle in their weapons, then codedly mass migrate their foot soldiers disguised like ragtag almajiris looking for menial jobs. The entire South should brace up for what's coming. Especially Biafrans should be very wary cos they already know this is the region where they will meet the stiffest resistance. Whether some people choose to believe it or not. It remains a fact that MNK warned everyone of what was coming. It is now playing out like nollywood movie before our very own eyes....
Romance / Re: Help! My Virgin Girlfriend Wants Me To Disvirgin Her Now by Gadaluck(m): 12:21pm On Jul 20, 2022
Lol, OP no worries. Just bring her to me lemme prepare her for u. I promise not to vawulate her grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Can Make N1 Equal To $1 – Ayodele Adewale by Gadaluck(m): 11:42am On Jul 14, 2022
Hahahahaha, they yaff come again o! grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Gunmen Arrested By The Nigeria Police Force At Abia And Rivers State Boundary. by Gadaluck(m): 9:40am On Jul 11, 2022
Nice one from the security operatives. This is the kind of work they should be doing on our roads not collecting 100 naira Roja from commercial vehicles and harassing private motorists. Most of those criminals always disguise as security operatives.
Crime / Re: Kuje Prison Attack: Funny Police Line (Pic) by Gadaluck(m): 7:23am On Jul 10, 2022
Haha, nowhere else but in the federal republic of Juria. Confirm results of the 4+4 chainji grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Ex-president Jonathan’s Cousin, Mike, Stripped Naked, Tortured By Kidnappers Ins by Gadaluck(m): 7:54pm On Jul 09, 2022
Nawao, things just dey sup for 9ja on full throttle. No one's safety is guaranteed anymore. How can this kind of thing be happening in a sovereign country? God is definitely fed up with what's going on in Nigeria....
Crime / Re: Gunmen Exchange Fire With Community Vigilante In Delta State by Gadaluck(m): 8:46am On Jul 09, 2022
In a sane country those in charge of the country's affairs would've resigned a very long time ago so that an interim government can take over prior to election of new leaders. But not here, all we get is shockers, reactants in chief and blamers of previous administrations. What a pity!
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Gunrunner, Deadly Criminals & 2 Others Who Run Errands For Bandits by Gadaluck(m): 8:35am On Jul 09, 2022
Criminals abi terrorists? Abeg none is good but there's a big difference ohh. We should call a spade a spade. These guys aren't any criminals nor bandits. They are TERRORISTS!
Crime / Re: I Won’t Rest Until I Bring Relief To Nigerians, Buhari Vows by Gadaluck(m): 8:21am On Jul 09, 2022
Lol, don't worry. We believe u no be small cos u can make the impossible possible. U will bring us rest yesterday grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Soludo: Why We Demolished Odumeje's Church by Gadaluck(m): 6:56am On Jul 08, 2022
So even as a prophet he still didn't see this coming? Even though the government gave him expo since April. Nawao, that's quite ironic.
Though that so called security official that was slapping and harassing him was just overdoing it. If bandits or UGM throway one for air now him go scamper pass Usain Bolt. Na riffraffs na dem dey like show themselves pass...
Crime / Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by Gadaluck(m): 6:47am On Jul 08, 2022
This is funny but like play, like play something minor becomes something major. That's the typical life of a kushman. Please doc thread carefully next time. Life e no get duplicate oh!

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