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 Nairaland / General / Re: Help! Jumia Has Scammed Me by gamapoy539: 11:22am On May 18, 2020 |
This is why i always implore guys never to make any promises during sĕx with their girlfriends or any babe especially when they're about pour out their akamu. Dear op, kindly get your girlfriend arrested for tampering and diverting your order without your consent and permission. and after getting back your phone, fück her for the last time before breaking up with her - but this time, ensure you put adequate duct tape over your mouth so you don't go and promise her another masion in banana island. |
| Health / Re: Twitter Reacts As Madagascar Billed Nigeria 78million Naira For COVID-19 Cure by gamapoy539: 11:19am On May 18, 2020 |
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| Autos / Re: Toyota Camry 2003 Model Forsale(2 Units) by gamapoy539: 11:17am On May 18, 2020 |
This is so clean I'll rather buy it than get a new one for free. 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Aliyu Mohammed Gusau Celebrates His 77th Birthday Today by gamapoy539: 9:02am On May 18, 2020 |
Happy birthday sir! should i send my account number? 5 Likes |
| Health / Re: COVID-19 Worsening Mental Health Of 59% Of Healthcare Industry Workers by gamapoy539: 8:58am On May 18, 2020 |
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| Religion / Re: Pope John Paul II 100th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by gamapoy539: 8:57am On May 18, 2020 |
I'm confused. àre we supposed to wish him happy birthday or what? 23 Likes 1 Share |
| Autos / Re: Camry 2005 Steering Making Noise When I Turn My Hand Fully by gamapoy539: 2:19pm On May 17, 2020 |
Your caburator is bad man.. very bad. |
| Religion / Re: Aggressive, Violent, Cool, Calm, Which Is The Best Way To Pray As A Christian? by gamapoy539: 10:01am On May 17, 2020 |
Praying while sleeping. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Curfew: Ugwuanyi Enforces Compliance At Night (Photos) by gamapoy539: 11:09am On May 16, 2020 |
Nekkybrown:Good luck with your hustle. Maybe you should consider emboldening your advert for more visibility. And also update your signature. |
| Romance / Re: Help I Can't Get Over My Ex by gamapoy539: 11:10am On May 15, 2020 |
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| Travel / Re: The Interchange Julius Beger Is Constructing In Obosi, Anambra (Photos) by gamapoy539: 6:19pm On May 14, 2020 |
Amarabae:well maybe in 2018 or early 2019. |
| Travel / Re: The Interchange Julius Beger Is Constructing In Obosi, Anambra (Photos) by gamapoy539: 3:10pm On May 14, 2020 |
Amarabae:have you been to awka before? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy A51 Is World's Bestselling Android Smartphone Model In Q1 2020 by gamapoy539: 9:04pm On May 13, 2020 |
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| Phones / Re: I Bought Redmi 8 Because Of Nairaland Now This Is Happening by gamapoy539: 8:50pm On May 13, 2020 |
josepphh:sick.. what capacity is the battery? can you take low-lit photos with back and front camera and with and without flash. let's see the camera performance. 1 Like |
| Phones / Re: I Bought Redmi 8 Because Of Nairaland Now This Is Happening by gamapoy539: 8:38pm On May 13, 2020 |
How much and specs? |
| Romance / Re: Is This The New Digital Scam? by gamapoy539: 8:20pm On May 13, 2020 |
| Romance / Re: Help! A Brother Is About To Make The Biggest Mistake Of His Life. by gamapoy539: 7:09pm On May 13, 2020 |
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| Nairaland / General / Re: Meet The Perfect Look-a-like Of Davido's Wife Chioma Who Resides In Lagos by gamapoy539: 1:01pm On May 13, 2020 |
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| Family / Re: My Wife Is Too Insecure by gamapoy539: 12:58pm On May 13, 2020 |
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| Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me Because She Found Out I Smoke by gamapoy539: 7:00am On May 13, 2020 |
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| Health / Re: Ondo Discharges 5 More COVID-19 Patients by gamapoy539: 2:35pm On May 12, 2020 |
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| Politics / Re: Names Of The 42 Ambassadors Nominated By President Buhari (Full List) by gamapoy539: 1:58pm On May 12, 2020 |
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| Celebrities / Re: IG Orders Probe Of E-money Over His Flamboyant Lifestyle by gamapoy539: 12:52pm On May 12, 2020 |
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| Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Dismisses Alaibe's Suit Against Diri by gamapoy539: 12:51pm On May 12, 2020 |
My deepest empathy goes to the boyfriends of the side chicks of this man whose mouth resembles the anus of an antelope that just let out a loud wet fart. After hòping that they would regain access to their girlfriends honeypots which were used by this man the night before to boost his self esteem and acquire enough bragging rights he would use in court today. Sadly, the arrival of the news of his loss has deal a huge blow to their psychological ecosystem because as soon as this man leaves the court, he'd go and purchase kolaqòlagbo and tramadol with which he'd use to unload the anger of his well deserved loss in their respective honeypots and consequently skyrocketing their already high-milage-pussys hence leaving their boyfriends to wallow in imagination of their multi-pitched moans. 3 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Watch Moment Chrisville And Kachi Pulled Off Their Lovers Wig Live (video) by gamapoy539: 12:45pm On May 12, 2020 |
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| Politics / Re: See How A DPO Greeted Oluwo Of Iwo During A Visit To His Palace (photos) by gamapoy539: 12:42pm On May 12, 2020 |
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| Health / Re: Top Ten Hospitals In Nigeria - Webometrics Ranking by gamapoy539: 12:41pm On May 12, 2020 |
Do these hospitals cure Òkirimgbawaisi? The reason I'm asking is because my landlord papa rukiyat would be afflicted with this ailment in 4 market days courtesy of his jealous wife. After she caught him unawares receiving a delicious blow jòb from one of the hot side chicks i arrange for him. Even though he's still unaware that i fathered his first son, i don't want him to die yet. i still want to father more sons for him while he continues to compensate me with free rent and evening sùya. 18 Likes 1 Share |
| Health / Re: COVID-19: Ekiti Discharges 5 Patients, Expands Isolation Centre by gamapoy539: 6:10pm On May 11, 2020 |
If i was the one in charge of that isolation centre, I'd give them condoms and hoil as they joyfully go home, not because i support safe sèx but because they'll soon find out that the honeypot they left intact would've been desecrated by the side-dudes of their wifes/girlfriends. So they wouldn't feel too bad while fùcking the remnants; at least they got a free condom - they didn't lose both sides. |
| Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Rocks Branded 'Free Leah Sharibu' Outfits (Photo) by gamapoy539: 5:39pm On May 11, 2020 |
The only thing this handsome man is good at is drilling the honeypot of widows, peoples wife and girlfriends while thèy are at work. That's why he's always on twitter seducing sèx starved women. look at the kind of pants he wears. Little wonder mama bilkisu was asking me the meaning of reno nuggets. 30 Likes 2 Shares |
| Health / Re: Lockdown - Landlady Calls Police For Tenant Who Insisted On Going Out by gamapoy539: 4:52pm On May 11, 2020 |
If you think the landlady prevented her from going out so she won't contract and bring home the virus, joke's on you; you are wrong. of all the jealous creatures in the world, women hold a top-flight rank. The real reason she blocked her is probably because of the gift she bought for her husband (landlord) during last year's fathers day celebration; 16 pairs of boxers and a humugus load of bananas while she was away. and this has made her become over suspicious of the relationship between her and her husband. what aggravated the whole situation was that she overhead her husband fixing a freaky appointment over the phone with an unidentified lady which led to her calling the police after she caught two of them smiling sheepishly at each other while he was going out. The same thing happened to my landlord. i am yet to recover from the accidental blow mama salitu landed on my face after catching my landlord in my room on top of his side chicks i help him arrange. 18 Likes 1 Share |
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