₦airaland Forum

ethicallyright:
The first week of this year has produced stories with diverse themes , hopeful and thought-provoking news contents and revealing current affairs nuggets.

Few of these captivating pieces of information have made it to the front page of Africa's largest Internet forum, Nairaland. One of the trending media content that got to the front page was that of a cultural masquerade who relieved himself of his traditional duty after a convincing sermon by a young christian lady.

From twitter retweets by conservatives to Facebook timelines of Pan-Africans and even in the Nairaland thread provided immediately after this paragraph, there has been a battle of wits between citizens who believe the Nigerian culture of masquerading has outlived its importance and those who find pride in the ways of their ancestors who came before them.

https://www.nairaland.com/6344670/lady-converts-masquerader-christianity-makes

The purpose of this thread is anything but an argument. This thread simply reveals, with concrete evidence, what multinationals and foreigners think about our masquerades and masks.

Are you asking about the same Nigerians that don't appreciate their names and languages? The ones that name their children English, Arabic or any other white name and have children that cannot speak their mother tongue (but instead they tell you "but the children understand it, so that is okay" )? The same ones that name their estates Miami, Brooklyn, Camberwall etc?

https://www.nairaland.com/6258151/children-children-family-speak-tribal
https://www.nairaland.com/5637021/camberwall-courts-land-apartments-bungalow%20
https://www.nairaland.com/5891697/limited-offer-inside-hapeville-estate

Colomentality baboons!

praktikals3:
Is Kumuyi responsible for the day to day running of the school? It annoys me how the average Nigerian reasons. If Mtn increases tariff, you blame it on Buhari; even a man that cannot feed himself will marry 2 wives and blame Buhari for his predicaments






This is the type of reasoning that made you fall victim for the guy who advertised 16gb of MTN internet data for #2000
Between you and cc gamesmart , I no know who mumu pass

Cretiin, why are you posting a picture of yourself?

It is a big shame she only left with minor injuries.

I would have loved the story better if the crocodile killed her or, at least, took off one of her arms.

Idiota!

iamloyalty:
Never dear! because my home is intact.

Na so dem all dey say.

istina:
I just hope the family was not
threatened
Compelled or
Compensate
to settle out of court

You "hope"?

Ya eye never clear to see the obvious?

iamloyalty:
You may likely be raising kid that are not yours but some men are raising theirs.

I am not your husband, using this moniker as you suspect, darling.

iamloyalty:
The only sensible man on this thread.
If there is trust and commitment in the marriage why DNA?

That is a man highly likely too be raising a child that is not his and be completely ignorant of it.

His neighbour/wife's boss/close friend would be very happy though.

praktikals3:
I cant believe you can say this. Well, even a broken clock is right twice everyday

Go and get your notebook, write and start learning, my friend.

praktikals3:
After yesterday's match:

How normal people see Ronaldo’s performance: 2 goals and 1 assist
How Ronaldo’s haters see his performance: penaldo

Meanwhile, Your asun could not score against a relegation team

The "Asun" has scored more goals, and beautiful goals at that, than Penaldo in Penaldo's lifetime.

When I hear Penaldo score more than a goal, it is only responsible and smart to ask: How many of the goals were penalties? so one is clear.

praktikals3:
cc gamesmart
mumu man, where is the deputy goat? You are not smart at all

Crettin, we dash Penaldo this as his greatest achievement.

The one he can never get is Player!

Ballers pass am well well.

It is nice to see some Nigerians presenting properties that are clean and well presented for once.

blesoh:
Exactly, sometimes i will talk and talk no change, but once i bring out the cane even without flogging they will start behaving normal

No mind them.

Dem go dey talk nonsense with confidence.

bizme:
Visit Google and do a search yourself. If you cannot do that, then I am not interested in engaging you. Take care.

Google will be the one to tell me what YOU think works and defend it for you?

You should not engage me when you cannot defend arguments you make is the point.

Next time don't open threads to make such arguments.

bizme:
Do you have your own biological kids, and you are raising them directly with your spouse?

Mr, that is not an answer to my question.

Please can you highlight the alternative disciplinary measures you would use/you use instead of spanking?

bizme:
Well, there are so many of them a few Google clicks away, some of these are outcomes of research studies.

No, you proposed the topic and took a side.

You tell me the ones you use or will use please.

bizme:
You're a perfect example of how not to raise a child. Instead of countering my points you would rather abuse me. This kind of aggression is pretty common in Nigeria: now you know why. Too much beating by mum ad dad made you wanna attack anyone with contrary opinion. It is a form of trying to beat dissenting opinion into submission. I hope you heal though.

Mr, I am still waiting for your answer to my question here:

https://www.nairaland.com/6335614/child-discipline-believe-beating-child/4#97664255

Bloody fuuucking mouth!

It is easy to have mouth online.

Is she that senseless she would voluntarily turn herself into a single-mother with baggage; looking desperately for love and husband upandan, with only less quality men now available to her?

Let this dumb girl realise her youthful powers of attraction will be diminishing soon; faster even after giving birth.

All these boisterous "I will dump him", "I will not give him a chance" that nonsense girls like her arrogantly spew will just be in her dreamland mind and no more a viable option to her soon because hardly would many men want her later and she would badly want them to want her.

Beyonce is there struggling to hold on to her husband; some broke mugu wey no half-fine as her toe dey beat chest say she go divorce her husband after she has a child.

Beginning of her misery. Yeye, arrogant thing!

Reno Omikri - Leader and Influencer of Nigerian cretins!

bizme:
I have my little children, and it is not difficult to talk things over with them, and even set up disciplinary measures that don't involve beating.

Please can you highlight this alternative disciplinary measures?

E no go better for Chris Oyakhilome, his family and lineage.

They are all baaastards!

FOXDOSSIER:
Wizkid is the same as El Rufai , both in size and dark mind. Musically, Davido is still bigger than Wizkid and Burnaboy put together.

A foolish statement by another low IQ Nigerian "yoot".

Piston65:
GO AND GET IT AND STOP TROUBLING MY THREAD. OLD FOOL!!!! MEDDLESOME INTERLOPER. COMING TO DISRUPT OTHER PEOPLE'S BIZZ

You are the foool that thinks your customers are foools you can con.

Stop embarrassing your country with your stupidity.

Telling the world that Nigeria is not only a gutter shithole, it is an expensive gutter shithole.

Piston65:
You are just a big fool. Poor slowpoke

I say you dey reetarded.

Stop arguing nonense.

Will someone that has N20m live in this crap?

Is it not better for the person with N20m to go and by land and build a modern house?

If he wants to live in or rent it out, both will be better than this junk.

Talk less of someone with N30m.

With N30m, someone can buy a plot in Magodo Phase 2 and start building superb house with the remaining N15m.

Excessnation:
What type of weed did you smoke

It must be one mixed with Crystal Meth.

TrumpDonald2:
Location Port Harcourt

A Unit of 4 Bedroom bungalow and 2 Bedroom Bungalow on 1 and half plot of land is available for sale in a serene and developed area in Abuloma. The document at the moment is Deed as the C of O is in progress.

Price- N48M Negotiable

For Enquiry/Inspection
Contact Emeka Ugo
07036831386 Whatsapp Inclusive

N48m for this junk?

In PH?

Piston65:
This property is sitting on more than a plot of land. You just really embarrassed your entire generation. So you said it's only the land that has significant value. I can see truly that you are the slowpoke here and you are an original fool and idiot who doesn't know when and where to mind his own business. If you comment any thrash on my thread again, that's how they will comment evil about you in the presence of your destiny helper. So you mean you can buy a house like this in Agege and suburbs for 15m. You are a just a simp

You are reetarded!

The structure (can't even call it a house) is a poorly constructed shithole that would need to be demolished by anyone that has more than 20m in savings.

So you should be discounting/paying for the demolition cost. Only the land is worth something.

This cost is different from the over-valuation price you put up.

emmanuelgon:
It's like buying a land and a house, with the amazing space left to build a duplex or a two bedroom apartment

Basically spoil the landscape?

BigSarah:
Seems Uba is trying to compete with Godwin Maduka ...anambra has Two world class medical centers in one year, to the gain of the people !

World class?



Some of you are true illiterates.

Go and get visa, girl.