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9yrs!!!

Haba na

300 na d ish


See this JJay pesin, u come nairaland to find trouble

you go soon hear am

e le le!!

How can someone say curvy is better

have this people ever heard of[b] PREFERENCE![/b]!!

wetin be dis osu thing sef

@na2day
u dey craze

Like duh!

How can you say something you dont know

What part does it sound like?

I had a challenge last night

God saw me through, i give HIM all the praise!!!

Word for today,


Pray For Those In Authority

1 TIMOTHY 2:1-2 NASB
1 First of all, then, I urge that entreaties and prayers,
petitions and thanksgivings, be made on behalf of all men,
2 for kings and all who are in authority, in order that we may
lead a tranquil and quiet life in all godliness and dignity.

Believers have a responsibility to pray for their leaders.

If you live in a country where you have the privilege of voting
on your leaders, then you need to take that responsibility
seriously, be informed and vote as the Lord directs you.

Don't allow yourself to be swayed by the emotional tactics used
in political campaigns, or vote based on your selfish
interests. Vote as you believe the Lord would have you to vote.
Vote for godly leadership.

But don't stop at voting. Pray for public officials, especially
those in high office whose decisions affect many people's
lives.

PROVERBS 29:2 LB
2 With good men in authority, the people rejoice; but with the
wicked in power, they groan.

SAY THIS: Father, I pray for godly leaders in our country, and
for your blessing on them.

The gal aint too fyne??

how you be

hardest mode only

na you biko!

LOL.

eyahhhh.

His ryhmes are tight o

Conveyed to wuse market

They are in the roof

Disturbing me

i hope it dosnt come crashing down one day

Kai! na by fox to wark!!

im so irritated right now!!!!

So what are you saying now

Yes, You can go to PC Outlet at the Palms or the MAC shop in Civic center

i also think theres an outlet in City Mall.

All in lagos

But Texzz e no reach to swear na

Wow, i love this song!!!

used to love listening to it in THPS3

by[b] Del the Funkee Homosapien[/b]- If you must


It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen
This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of breath on him
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing, head to toe B.O.
He didn't know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
Girls let the guy you were with ?
So guys take your cue from this number


[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy






Now at class you need total concentration
But there's kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast and Joy, they leave their absence
One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, "Bud(?) you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"
I know some people your ass should be submerged
Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it up
And while you're at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most stinkiest
That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail
I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect
Nigga check, yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive
You don't need a map bitch




[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy

Mr man.

I am Nobody, The bible clearly states what we should follow.

why do you keep recycling the things you say, i cant even bear to read it all.

Between him and God? you clearly do not study the bible.


When you have really have concrete things to say, dont hestitate

just dont post because you feel like, you end up being Spamacious

Mano mano

i wonder how old you are, my dad is quite elderly

lost you where?

Is this how den dey toast pesin

u no serious

@Godalone

i dont notice that really o

but Queenie na u go know

Who asked you

carry go jo

Surely, i understand Bee

Drop Quotes not lies.

@olabowale.

pls where did you see me wearing Kimar

i no wan be the 10th wife o

@Queenisha

One Bottle-green colored Kettle coming up!