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i have thought of straightening my nose, cause its a bit bent to one syd

but men!! i may look odd afterwards

12 Angry men *adding to list*



I know this is about movies, but this old cartoon i watched a veeeerry long time ago

popped into my head


Nezha Conquers the Dragon King, its a Chinese animation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4_f-9ODqpA&feature=related

;d ;d ;d

As if i no gif warning before




All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

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Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It's so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

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"I just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tag…"

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The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

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Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

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Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

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From the Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary:

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.

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The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea. - The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook

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One hundred little bugs in the code
One hundred little bugs.
Fix a bug, link the fix in,
One hundred little bugs in the code.

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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want'."

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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Brownbonno

long time.

Aah you feel me,

SNAKE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its quite wacky

The guy attended CU?

abeg make una dey use ACS

Happy Birthday MUMMY

YOU ARE THE BEST

Me,































































A nice Gulfstream in his backyard.




















and all the other, intelligence, fine, e.t.c e.t.c

They dont give tribal marks in my Village sef

@Blue-Sky

@Motun,
abi ooh,
the thing is all surgery is surgery, its a 50-50 thing, you can live or die

how bad can ur nose be?

i was thinking of fixing my teeth, but when i saw someones teeth today

i had to thank God for mine.

i somehow feel if i do any form of PS, i would feel funny, deformed even.

i do think you should confront him.

if it goes in another direction, just leave the whole thing to God.

Interesting.

LOLOLOLOL

its ok o

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?"
The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"

"Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None - It's a hardare problem

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

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A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.

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"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
very long pause….
"Java."

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Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!"

To which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

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There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks.

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A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish."

The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, "I'd want peace in the Middle East."

The genie responds, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting for millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits."

The programmer then says, "Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes."

At which point the genie responds, "Um, let me see that map again."

lolololol

Thank YOU so mush

aww thanks

ive already applied to a school in Illinois, i didnt think the others met the mark

Florida, someone told me not to got there, lol, thats is a dead-end land

You know how to add, subtract, divide and multiply

its amazing, infact

lololol

chei see washing

we should convine him? watever that means

You nairalanders, you have such a way with words

So because den dey vomit

na why you too go vomit.

Just stop with the insults,

is it too much to ask.

A wedding is a thing of joy and thats what this thread should be about.
shikena.

Thank You Uspry1

i know the different types of sites.

but no matter what a site is, it should be designed as a product

because it should be used.

Anyways, could you recommend a very good school for me.

im not doing the bachelors, im going for masters

lololol

Pot pack? never heard of that

Anyways,

I love Fantasy.

I tend to space out sometimes, daydream if you may.

I love being by myself

I love to think