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Oya! Acid someone for you oh!!!

@Eldee,
Plsssss
The Streetsmart cannot do without Books.

So, you cant cancel out the Bookies

Oh well, im somewhere in the continent

The proofs of the law of Give and Take are too many.

You give CO2 you get O2

The waters give us rain,

when ur ass becomes grass

. . . .too many

@Acid,
Agama?

Professional psychological treatment,
omo it sounds like someone may be in big trouble!

@tboy
What sort of excuse could this be,

Acid + Base = Salt.

Theres some assistance.

I want both.

No one really makes it in Life without having the two.

Nelson Mandela & co n co Read.
if thats not book, i dont know what else is.

What is Karma?

i believe in What you Sow, You will Reap

in any way possible.

Life as we know it is about give and take,
You cant transcend the laws of nature while still in Nature.

Pray tell, what pattern could this be.

My parents being seperate dosnt mean i want the same for myself
or is it somewhere embedded that i dont know about?

Mr Acid, EEeeew!

@Eve,

Cool, driving boats?
are you kidding,
sometimes i envy u guys out there.

i cant wait for my real life to take shape!

Happy burrday O[b]URFriend[/b]!

July too huh, you are blessed

Hello hw u dey

i hardly meet females that interest me, but

im interested in finding out.

im single , working and old enough.

Coming from a broken home,
Does it affect the chances of future romance.

Will the experiences from the past affect the romantic future?

Ma worry ke?

Why do AA's Wear their pants down,
when i see them i think, men that dude is a Slave!

Dead Thread Alive.

Grafikdon,
Yeah 302 mouse is unbelievable, its a real stomach spoiler
pls, there are some meats that are every bodies poison oh!! haba!

Boondocks, season one was def tight, i hvnt seen any of season two
but if the drawings are better, GREAT, i love d present one and i think the boys
are super cute.
Everyone in my sch had this dvd atleast most people i know.

Back to [Adult Swim] if i dont see anything sensible i will break my TV!!!!

@Richo.

There is no contradiction ok


I love music

i love singing

i love rock

i love pop

i love dancehall

i love souka

i love reggae

i love soul

i love r&b

infact i just LOVE MUSIC!

@dreeldee,

YES YES FINALLY!!!!

@Texazz, eyaaahh

My dogs feel pain, abeg they need Human rights ooh!
afterall they are mammals like us

Latter Rain ko

Rain Later ni

Senator abeg come carry me go Aso Rock church
na him i wan go o!

madness oooh

this world don end

Mrs Rubi, you are way off.

i like what one of my pastors said,
Church is not a CLUB!!!!
You can be born in church, live in church, die in church, buried in church
and still never be saved!!

No

but my mum has a strong opinion

Im overseas naaaaaaaaa

pls somebody FALL IN ROVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Seriously i cnt evn be bothered abt her right now

if my bro thinks shes ok, its left to him and MY MUM!!!

08. Be direct(No long thing). tell her quickly, lose her in a jiffy! simple maths! ladies love action, give them no story to tell.Tell her you like her soon and soon would you lose her ,fool!




07. Be Blunt: Instead of saying "girl, you look cute as a rose but just remove those two colours and u would be an angel", tell her that she looks like a messed up colour wheel in jagbajantis art experiment or better still a hasty painter's mistake. I bet you, she will be lost like yesterday.




06. Respect her not! Always show signs of disgust and disrespect so that you could be on the right path.




05. Express your emotions excessively: Girls like guys who ve got control and know when to show their feelings. Jump out of a window for her or beat a guy up for looking at her erotically or slap her when she shares a naughty joke about your childhood. remember to be very envious (shh, very important).




04. Always lie obviously and exaggerate stupidly: No doubt she will appreciate your audition but you will never get the role in her movie.




03. Be a physical and mental eyesore: get the scent of a pig, the swagger of a drunk, the ideas of a loser and the appearance of a broke ass. Be paranoid and express your stupidity at every slightest chance then you would strike the balance between an ass and a hole.




02. Spend too much time on her: she will find out how boring you could be, simply put , a constant reoccurence of this act will put your chances into jeopardy.




01. Be a freak( not applicable to girl sluts and undercover freaks): let your eyes always travel into her cleavage as she is talking to you Or talk dirty always, tell her you would like to test drive her curves cos you like the way it swerves, be sure to receive a package as worse as a slap to be an extra payment plus losing her. have a nice try!




But in conclusion, feelings are feelings, we should be able to
tell the difference between lust and true love, (discussed at a later date)

My Brothers Girlfriend

i dont think she wants our opinion sha

Miss/mrs Rubi

i never mentioned i was unsaved.

if i was unsaved why will i go to church

We dont eat together at home oh

even on some special occasions

We the kids take off to our living room and eat in front of the TV

my mum and dad and sometimes my last sibling are left in the dining room!

Sure, its not my current project tho.

because the clients hv to get bck to us.

But i needed info for research purposes

Put out all those smileys jo!

i was going to critic it, but lemme just say its OK

I get bored easily

i get annoyed easily

i laugh easily

i dont get angry easily