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Its a hard decision.

My friend was telling me yesterday she wants to hook me up
with a guy.

This guy is 40 and has six kids, his wife left after confessing to
wanting to poison him.

Would i go for him?

NO!

Elgaxton!

i cnt believe you still came here to advertise Christ Embassy!

Soon someone else will come here with Jesus Consulate!

Pls o!

im not bored with church, at all!

@EX.

ME goblin, NO!

Im Elven through n through!

Swamp thing actually saved me once from the Orcs!

he did a better job than the hulk, who nearly gobbled me!

I wanted to watch Kings Solomon mines yesterday but my mum tuk over the TV

watching her naija muvees

Ask Dakman where he gets his.

i doubt u'd get in naija sha

So its about the imaginations now.

What if i tell you i never imagined fighting with my spouse!

@Poster

i do believe you are on the internet.

Foolish pesin

Happy Birrthday

Naked.

pls come take me out, TGIF!!!!

Toyosi, this is to u too!

Four MAx.

Then i may do an Angelina Jolie

because i have too much money

Seriously im on facebook and i still dont see what is addictive.

You cant rule God out.

He must be in that relationship.

Pick up line i received once

"Do you believe in space transmission"

i was immediately interested because of my telecoms background
and i was thinking satellite communications, but the guy lost out
when he added

"Aliens, i know they are out there"

oh no!, i thought, this one's a floozy!

Babalawo?

i see.

reminds me of the joke someone sent to my friend yesterday.

a guy said " While i was in church, one nonsense old man lighting his cigar made me spill my beer"

I have friend.

Do Ants still exist.

pls if you have seen one recently pls hola

Thanks!

Whats in a name anyways

Na Oshodi infact

Real ThreadGrowers

Sir, they never existed

My Lover dosnt have friends

im his only friend!

@RedHot

The pesin wey buy hummer fit supply gas/petrol/diesel

whicheva.

Global Warming still dey?
me wey no dey see sun for my syd

This is what Nairaland has finally degraded to

Gosh ive been here for too long

Mizz Cadet n her Aliases

Abeg To All men out there.

Buy me Me Rose-Colored Hummer instead

Thank You.

I thought this Gold Witch, Wintch, Winch

was from Zimbabwe

The thing is, whats a Monther?

Who wants to go for the Concert?

I have free tickets for sale.

mail me!

Swamp thing!

You are amazing!

You Fight everything!

Thats Right!

Swamp Thing!

aaah, d memowiesss!!!

Thank You

lol

Flower is not equal to Romance.

The last time i saw a flower gesture was

during Vals day.

This guy gave my roommate six real rose stems.

They shriveled in one day upon d water or light

then giv am.

Please please, it dosnt work!

Encouragement to do what?

Never!!!

im too Viable to die young!