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RomanceRe: Men Do U Love It When Ur Partner Wear Ur Clothes? by Gamine(f): 5:55pm On Mar 15, 2008
LOL @ his grace.

Erhmm, excuse me.

I havent even seen my Fathers house this Year
i have my own share of exposure o wink

Abeg may you people no dey analyze and de-analyze pesin like this embarassed
RomanceRe: Am A Love Doctor,tell Me Ur Problems by Gamine(f): 5:46pm On Mar 15, 2008
My problem is

i CANNOT love sef.
ComputersRe: Do You Love Your Computer? by Gamine(f): 5:42pm On Mar 15, 2008
I used to Love my Mac kiss
before the real owners took it away cry

Now, im just happy to have this HP smiley
i dont love it.

When u go Mac, you cant go back grin
RomanceRe: Men Do U Love It When Ur Partner Wear Ur Clothes? by Gamine(f): 5:31pm On Mar 15, 2008
But isnt it only possible when you guys are staying together?

I go dey wear another pesin cloths for my papa house

that one na d real wahala o
LiteratureMy Extra-Terrestrial Affair [Updated] by Gamine(op): 5:25pm On Mar 15, 2008
My Extra-Terrestrial Affair.

I was among the chosen; it was a class trip to the neighbouring planet. I was beyond excited. I had only begun teaching at the school two years ago and still had been picked. I was so pleased. My elation defied boundaries; I called my parents, my boyfriend and friends and anyone i could get to. They didn’t seem happy, but they knew this was something I constantly chirped about.

I had dreams to go afar, to travel with the galactic guards across the planet spread. Lofty dreams my boyfriend usually muttered whenever i shared with him, I had to keep them pocketed; everyone around me just seemed like chess pieces, they knew their places on the playing board and were never going to change. I was different. This opportunity had come and i was diving into it with all I had, my family and friends couldn’t get enough of it, I promised them all kinds of souvenirs. I had seen their eyes; I could smell the envy dripping from their foreheads. ha! I exclaimed smugly now they have awakened!
I didn’t get much sleep three days before the scheduled departure date. I dreamt a lot, my imagination not only ran wild, it skipped mountains and swam across the Milky Way. I was almost delirious.

Going to any planet was a huge cost and most people didn’t bother. I had harassed my family countless times on this matter. My parents had always said it was too expensive and dangerous. It was the major reason i tried my possible best to get a job in Reilly private school. It was an exclusive institution where the pay was high although the hours were long. I taught nature studies, I was also on the gym team and I gave extra lessons. If I was to save for this trip on my own it would take about three years with a lot of personal and necessary utilities cut out, and I was being handed this on a platter of gold or platinum perhaps. My class was made up of 10 children all between the ages of 8 and 11, they weren’t even as excited as I was.

When the Day finally arrived, I put on one of my cheeriest dresses, a yellow laced knee length gown, I had bought it for occasions like this, I couldn’t help laughing at myself. My boy friend had commented that I looked too good for the Aleouns an offensive slang name for people from other planets; I gave him a rueful look, kissed him on the check and left our home. While waiting in class with my pupils, I received a message on my PDA, is your class ready it said. Yes I replied with delight casting my eyes over the children who were in high spirits, chattering, laughing. We were ushered into a conference room, where we were briefed. I’m sure you all must have read some material on Planet Earata the principal said, I looked around the room; those making the trip were not more than 100, I was indeed lucky for my class to have been chosen.

Planet Earata at last! It was nothing I had dreamed about, there was no trip to talk about. One minute we were all seated in the ship, and the next we were landing on this Beautiful planet, surely they had to have another word which described it better! Everyone was in awe, the pictures and descriptions we had looked up were nothing compared to what we saw, It was beyond. . .Okey lets all assemble here, the old sombrely dressed woman who was our planet guide said in a shrilly voice breaking the fragile pieces of my thoughts. I called my pupils to order and we filed out of the ship, everyone looked around in amazement, except for the few that had been here before , you could see it in their eyes and their raised eyebrow, been here done that.

After having being briefed, we were introduced to the natives who would show us around and to our designated assignment. Being a nature class, we were to study the flora and fauna of the planet. Miss Reows She said to me here is Fanmsz he is your guide, I looked up and saw the most handsome/beautiful human being I had ever seen, I was doubly convinced our language was extremely deficient, the words we used on my planet were completely out of place here. Hello I managed and offered my hand for a shake, he took it, shook it warmly and smiled, I wasn’t the same again I tell you. He was tall, had a skin that glowed, it was the colour of healthy brown soil. He was clad in garments that were like ours but he had nothing on top. I had to make sure I wasn’t flushed; my boyfriend paled in comparison, paled was the perfect word. I am Fansmz he said with a voice so rich, I hoped I didn’t make a fool out of myself. I quickly introduced my pupils who were apparently taken with the oohs and aahs of this place. He told us were we going, but that that point i was already lost in the bliss of his presence, i just wanted to hold on to him, I also began contemplating staying on the planet. Crazy? Yes, i know. I couldn’t help noticing how different but yet how familiar he was to me. Taller than the average male on my planet, skin darker than Cocow, hair darker than your worst nightmare, he still appealed to all my senses. i must have been as red as a beetroot because i just couldn’t stop staring, must of what he was saying went past me, what am i thinking!, i tried to fill my mind with images of Lukke, my boyfriend but the images faded faster than snow in the Saxarra Desert. What am i going to do!
Fansmz, I rolled his name around in my mind, ooh I ought to be working I thought trying to call myself to order. He was apparently great with the children as I watched him pointing to some plant as they huddled around excitedly hanging to his every word, A picture of him and me flashed acoss my mind, I in a white dress floating through flowers with fanmsz in chase in a white tunic the contrast with his skin so beautiful Miss Reows, Miss, with a blush I answered the man. He smiled and said This place is called Yutkion, it’s the place hwere the flowers never die, come I have something to show you, what about the chidren I asked? They are safe here he said and took my hand, the picture I had conjured earlier came acrodd my mind again and quite suddenly Lukke’s frowning face. Acck I felt a slight groan in the pit of my tummy, what am I doing!

Here! Fanmsz said, I looked around we were standing at the edge of a huge outcrop, below I saw some creatures moving around in the valley, and mountains creating a breatrhtaking backdrop. Wow I could only gasp, what are those I finally asked. Fojkuns like your Wild cats, the children should be able to watch from here, we wont be going down, is that ok? Yes yes I replied, I didn’t want any form of accident, I had to come here again!
After we got the children and spent about an hour and half educating ourselves on the specie, we had to have a picnic, so Fanmsz took us to the local shops, I was really surprised at how familiar most of the things they had was to me. We trusted him to get us the best of what they had t offer and when we had it all we went back to yutkion, I could get used to this I thought as I bit into another piece of Ronmee, it tasted much like our own croissant but with a much more heavenly tatse I couldn’t get enough of, I saw the children devour the food like there was tomorrow, well technically in our case there wasn’t so I understood their pain.
Well the children took a nap, I decided to have a chat with Fansmz,
RomanceRe: Men Do U Love It When Ur Partner Wear Ur Clothes? by Gamine(f): 5:16pm On Mar 15, 2008
Oh, becos i no fit wear pesin cloth i be innocent? huh undecided

Omo, no be frustration o
infact i am Angry.

Why i go dey share cloth with pesin.
If you tell am to buy you cloth, they go say
pesin dey ask for too much.

4him, as far as pant dey off, i go  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Men Do U Love It When Ur Partner Wear Ur Clothes? by Gamine(f): 5:02pm On Mar 15, 2008
Aaah
Mr 4Him abi na[i]4Her[/i]
You just dey show ya self o.
i throwey salute  ride on!!

W/out Pant lipsrsealed
FoodRe: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(op): 4:56pm On Mar 15, 2008
im in school , notin will work now
TV/MoviesRe: Review Any Movie by Gamine(f): 4:44pm On Mar 15, 2008
@Neoteny

Hundred naira too small na , up that thing! tongue

The Matrix was just perfect as it was.
its my best still.

It took a wyl before i watched the other ones,,thy were ok too


Who has watched Curious George
that cartoon is so refreshing even for an Adult like me.lol
RomanceRe: Men Do U Love It When Ur Partner Wear Ur Clothes? by Gamine(f): 4:30pm On Mar 15, 2008
Na you wey dash me guy? undecided

Even if sef, d kain guy i like no fit wear my cloths o
even tee-shirt!
e go just tear am!
n i go dey swim for inside e own shirt embarassed
TravelRe: Lagos Airport Terminal 1building Will Beat Miami’s by Gamine(f): 4:26pm On Mar 15, 2008
Garamond?

who be Garamond.

Dont confuse ur self o TRooe.

MMIA is different from this one
CrimeRe: Raped! by Gamine(op): 4:19pm On Mar 15, 2008
i could give it more depth and body, but it would go past the required number of words
i will try sha

Thank you.
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by Gamine(f): 4:17pm On Mar 15, 2008
Doyin dont lemme cleave that ur Chura head angry

@Azanor, you just dey tempt pesin o
Christianity EtcRe: - Winner's Chapel Members Meet Here- by Gamine(f): 4:12pm On Mar 15, 2008
These Winners workers dey tire me these days o!

not funny.

Went for the vigil yesterday
and some spastic worker dude was
shouting on my friend and i

saying we either get into the church or get out.
as if na fight

we were only looking for seats!

all these hypocritical humans

chei!
RomanceRe: Men Do U Love It When Ur Partner Wear Ur Clothes? by Gamine(f): 4:08pm On Mar 15, 2008
Omo, na you people go know o.

Big bust? 4Him, e enoff tell me wetin you like
nawa. lipsrsealed

i get sha.
Thanks for the education tongue
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Do You Draw Comics? Manga? by Gamine(op): 4:03pm On Mar 15, 2008
ibk,
Yeah photoshop, its d best available. wink

Justbones,
Eyaah, u can still learn cheesy
i wish i cld paint wink
RomanceRe: Men Do U Love It When Ur Partner Wear Ur Clothes? by Gamine(f): 3:53pm On Mar 15, 2008
How can you wear the same size with ur partner?? huhlipsrsealed

Except Same Sex Sumtin lipsrsealed

lipsrsealed
Forum GamesRe: Share Your Thoughts by Gamine(f): 3:31pm On Mar 15, 2008
Chai!!

im tired of these fake spastic wannabe-more-than Jesus people!!!!!!!!11

Tired! angry
RomanceRe: Men Do U Love It When Ur Partner Wear Ur Clothes? by Gamine(f): 3:19pm On Mar 15, 2008
See me thinking this 4Him fella na profer Gods pikin.
Now sef e dey keep girl for house lipsrsealed
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by Gamine(f): 9:44pm On Mar 14, 2008
:-x
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Is It True That There Are Still Virgin Ladies On Earth At Present? by Gamine(f): 9:39pm On Mar 14, 2008
LOL

abeg me i need answers oooooooo tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Is It True That There Are Still Virgin Ladies On Earth At Present? by Gamine(f): 9:26pm On Mar 14, 2008
Is it true that there are still Ants and Mosquitos in this world?! shocked

it better not be true!

i dont want Malaria again ooo
and i dont want those pesky creatures competing with me
for my sugar! cheesy
RomanceRe: Pregnancy First Marriage Second by Gamine(f): 9:02pm On Mar 14, 2008
Impossible.

If the guy cannot trust that i am a complete package.
He is not worth having around!
RomanceRe: Pregnancy First Marriage Second by Gamine(f): 8:57pm On Mar 14, 2008
To make sure the Kelloggs Cereal im buying is origo
i tear open the carton, taste it before i buy it! cheesy

Saves me a lot of money o, and u know how expensivo
it is in Naija!
Christianity EtcRe: After Death What Next by Gamine(f): 8:40pm On Mar 14, 2008
How would you know that?

Have you died before?
RomanceRe: Help Her Out B4 She Take D Wrong Move by Gamine(f): 8:32pm On Mar 14, 2008
huh
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by Gamine(f): 7:52pm On Mar 14, 2008
Artificial Neural Networks By . . . .cnt remember
RomanceRe: Dating Ur Junior by Gamine(f): 7:36pm On Mar 14, 2008
Not into it. at all
Hilarious to me even.

I went to my younger sisters school some weeks back
For her visiting day, feeling like a big sis.lol

When i was about to go back to my school, we go to her class
cos she needs to give me something.

While we are there, a small crowd of boys gather at the door.
When im about to leave the class with her, one tall boy.
quite goodlooking prolly d Don juan of their set not more
than 15/16 in SS2 my sister is in SS1. comes in and says to my sister "is she your sista?"
My sister says yes and the boy says Hi to me.
Next thing the other boys at the door, start hailing him.
i just started laughing.

At this age, the difference between us is too clear
but in the next 5 years or so when the boy is like 20
will it still be a possibility. to some it would be ok, as long as y'all love each other
but me
No.Never.
if i was into it, i wld hv taken the boys number.lol tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Songs by Gamine(op): 7:17pm On Mar 14, 2008
A Divine project.

That just says everything smiley

My song of today;

In Christ Alone
My Hope is Found. . . .
smiley
Christianity EtcRe: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by Gamine(f): 6:28pm On Mar 14, 2008
ehen.
Stingy Atheist like you! tongue

The thing is,
What ur putting up arent contradictions and like Uju said.
I don't need to defend anything, I have people like you killing yourselves to prove its not true. What other confirmation do I need
smiley
Music/RadioRe: Rooftop Mcs: Lagimo by Gamine(f): 6:14pm On Mar 14, 2008
Oh

Thanks smiley

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