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1. Every problem you have is spiritual.



2. In every romance movie, someone must die.



3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!



4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.



5. Poisoned food always tastes better.



6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo' / joining a cult / sleeping with rich men.



7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.



8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!



9. With a pastor , all things are possible.



10. A movie can be titled anything, such as:
*The boy is mine,
* Face me, I face you
*Two rats,
*Spanner,
*Calculator,
*Igala,
*Ijele,
*Igodo,
*Igudu
* Shigidi



11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not- 'shelled', twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics'.



12. You are in love, you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is,
* Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers : where you'll most probably see an ex , while feeding each other. * The beach : where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.
* Or the best : take her to buy some new ugly clothes.



13. An Igbo movie has been made if ,
* You visit a 'Babalawo'
* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals for a total of half of the movie time.
* Kanayo 'O' Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Udochie is also there too!
* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult



14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!



15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie and other times, once you read the title and see the poster you know it all!!! (Also the soundtrack gives you a headache because it just narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for suspense and intrigue !)



16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses:
* Stella Damascus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic



17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in real life.



18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year and even in longer flashbacks.



19. It is permissible to wear very dark shades at night!



20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs!



21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because, people are deaf?



22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you won't be able to send your kids to school


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23. Most especially in Yoruba movies, your gateman must be inefficient and comical. He MUST dress like a freak, be rude to all your visitors and never mind his business.



24. the bad guy always dies or gets caught by none other than the police- LOL!!!!!

i know there r lotsa u guys there

i need help o, i need a good graduate school for any course in Design

Thanks.

i love the females

i always choose female players first

but RAIDEN is my cheat man!!!!!!!!

lies

The Pitch

off Ajose adeogun

Near Zenith bank behind Swoops

Not bad at all and they have menus in footballer names

i know that guy has serious problems

the best i can do for him is Ignore him

Meanwhile, pls Seun dis thread is DONE!

My fav has to be BREE

i jst like her n i like Lynette

i also like EDIEEE!!!! yeahah aha a

Gabrielle is so annoying
so is Teri, if only she cld jst make her mind up!!!!!

dont u get this

its us women that shld be angry

cos its a remote that shld supposedly control us!!!!!

What hav this people done to ma thread!!

pls le it die!!

imajin this sony

see hwut they hav done!!!!

Facebook is da ish ooh!

Ha ha

a correct guy at last!

such silliness

We should all reason properly and understand that the chicken comes first

Whut is an egg, a cell

which must have been created by something much larger

The chicken came first and will always come first

God did not create an Embryo which developed into Adam

God created the full grown man with the ability to create an embryo

Same goes for the chicken and the egg

There u have it, Chickens Rule!!!

lol

i dont like people who think they know too much

Islander, i dont hate u oooh.lol

I AM NOT SHORT since when did being 5.6 become short

whut is that stupid Majek saying, taste whut??

na u wey go soon bite dust.


2old 4 wetin

u best go n check ur diaper im sure is full now

i dont reli like short people, they seem to have too much wahala

i dont reli like fat people too, they also get plenty plenty wahala


i love Jokes cos i love laffing, he he he

Q:"why was the Archeologist crying"

A: His life was in Ruins!!!


he he he he

n i tot dis lovemajek was male

ok ok ok

Mr Game maker

i make games too

and guys play em a lot!

LOLOLO

nah

i played tony hawk

long tym ago

yes o

especially now that all my long lost classmates n friends r popping outta no where!

@Hexgear, bah bah bah

who sent u message!!!! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

wait o, game making?? in naija


@Soulpatrol
lol
my wolf as u put it, is a Samoyed, check it up

Shaunscot, u have bin playing too much Tony Hawk

get real ooh,

i love skating, ballet dancing sef

but there are sometimes u love that u wld neva do
or have to do

i HATE school

I HATE Cliques

aargh i LOVE me partner

All these haters


whuts wrong in skating!


its an xtreme sport

so whuts d biggie


nonsense people

Dakman

oh well i wont argue with u

but u know d reason y we rnt dating now

u cnt provide for me??

theres no need pushin it

thanks.

Stupider Bum

no

i want camo gamu

ha ha ha

u will b lost!!! foreva!!

ive always liked white