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No one is starting anything

if u dont have better stuff to post abt

get off the Internet!!!

Besides, ur english is so poor,
Papa Suwe from Ojugbule has a better chance of getting a D for english in his WAEC!!!

'Tommy'

WTH!!!

Thank u thank u, far too kind!!!!

Joey, why the stupid question

why dont u ask d gals u see with pot belly whut happened to them

STUPIDO!!!

Shear ur tym

whut happens to mine, if ur busy 'shearing' urs

Ha ha he he he, abeg donate laffter for ya selfs, for d menfolk!

Dont mind them, they r scaredycats!!!

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd

Official Rules

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth.

3: If you've known a guy for more than 24hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

4: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

5: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

6: If you know what more than two other guys dicks look like, you'd damn well better be a doctor.

7: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below. "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" We hope this clears up any confusion. .

8: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

9: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

10: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

11: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

12: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

13: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

14: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

15: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: (a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! (b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! (c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

16: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

17: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

18: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

19: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

20: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

Yah yah, mr Robotnik r u still living in the 19th century, when did u jump outta ur world.

i beseech u, jump bck ryt into it cos they is missin ya!!!

NSNA

my comment wasnt funny ok.

Canada holds no pleasure for me.

i once told a friend she had [b]Goro [/b]teeth

she never forgave me

Wont this people get tired

lol


Dont mind that Seun

i wonder who told him i only want to do comics!!!

aack

this manga talk is explosive!!!

i checked out vancouver, imnottoo keen on canadian schools tho

Nigerians are insulting??

i didnt know being a nigerian is insultive

to whom, if i may ask

this topic holds no weight

as if geographically boundaries hv anything to do with our internal make-up

Mrs Cool T. lol

that is sooo awesome, ur lightyears ahead of me!

finally a mentor!!!.lol

it was so nice to see ur post

it has given me a new boost of energy to keep my drawing on

ive applied for my masters at academy of art san francisco, cn u giv me the
name of any good art n graphics school.

thank u soooooo much )

Lol

Akra n pap

r u dat razz.

Mo like Isi Ewu n stew

i think they will expand the menu to accomodate those players

Check THE PLACE OUT ooh!

Whut is this guy saying sef

photoshop 5?

whut kinda system r u using?

Adjain, i advise u , use Photoshop CS series ooh, better for u

LOL

thank u boooh

it aint exactly 'mine" tho

Doctor!

i feel some trembling in ma veins!!!

whut could be happening?

LOL

they used na

they hav Okocha, Obafemi, Kanu e.t.c
mainly english league players

I have always loved Darth Vader

the name is too, Wow!! lol

i love Ewan mcgregor as Master kenobi!!

The light sabers r too posh!!!

Tite movie n concept

i love!!!

Lol

Something like smoked fish n stuff, ha ha ha

im not sure

but the names i saw there were Wayne rooney, thierry henry n the rest of em

Adjain, get a Tablet to help u better with drawing

i use a mouse and its not too ok, but i try

thanks for the hail.

iParrot

thank u thank u

ur far too kind!!

but r u reli in **&&

Thank Goodness its
Religion that is coming to an End

Since im a Christian, we will continue living life in the Lord

aah

that drawing is pretty good, on paint??

u tried sha

i suggest u pick up photoshop.