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Politics / Re: Tompolo: Armed Youths Blow-up Pipeline, Oil Facilities In Delta by GANJAFARMER: 5:17pm On Jan 15, 2016
I thought some people said that these militants can't do jack .

A parasitic nation that depends on oil revenue from the Niger Delta to be seen being any way different from other war torn African countries be making noise all over the place - Ya'll should wait until you buy a liter of fuel for 1000 naira to get the message.

Tompolo, please initiate the economic meltdown fast fast ,let's see how odorless fufu will save us now. grin


It's time to depend on Cocoa, Groundnut pyramid and Commerce to feed this ungrateful country.

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Politics / Re: Ex-militants Bomb Escravos Gas Pipeline In Delta State by GANJAFARMER: 5:07pm On Jan 15, 2016
Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep ,the pikin too no go sleep.
Politics / Re: Ex-militants Bomb Escravos Gas Pipeline In Delta State by GANJAFARMER: 4:58pm On Jan 15, 2016
masinga07:
When one Government is looking for another Government trouble. This is what will happen.
grin grin
Politics / Re: Amaechi Emerges Ohanaeze Igbo Man Of The Year by GANJAFARMER: 2:45pm On Jan 15, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:

How ya Ganja farm?
grin I'm finer than you.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Emerges Ohanaeze Igbo Man Of The Year by GANJAFARMER: 2:39pm On Jan 15, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
grin grin grin


Ohanaeze and their AGIP mentality.
grin grin grin
Family / Re: Why This Oyinbo Married A Nigerian Lady by GANJAFARMER: 2:04pm On Jan 15, 2016
SirShymexx:


Lol.

Stark illiterate, it's "buffoon" not "buffon". And why should I even take you seriously when you stole "incorrigible" from my lexicon and you created the handle "ganjafarmer" after I alluded to being a ganja-farmer on a thread I was discussing smoking zoot and Jamaican music with missy89? grin

See, ya whole NL life is about jocking me and trying to be like me. Hence every time I call you out under the truckpusher handles whenever you cross the line, you always play it safe. You're an accursed illiterate stuck in the creeks. Just look in the mirror and see how old and miserable you look, yet you still run around these sides scheming for under-aged chics.

You should be in ya late 30s or early 40s based on how old you look - yet ya life hasn't even started. grin You and I don't belong in the same league, both online and offline, that's the truth. Just stay jocking and trying to be like me - that's the closest you'll ever get near me, you haggard sod. grin
It will take you another decade of pure hard work to measure up, that isn't just saying it but that's the way it is , so you can continue ranting , I'm so done with you in this place.

I've got no time for lowlifers like your kind.
Get that into your thick skull and continue your show of shame with kids that you're half way their father's age.

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Family / Re: Why This Oyinbo Married A Nigerian Lady by GANJAFARMER: 1:52pm On Jan 15, 2016
sheilak:


Ode! I

Before we begin your therapy, may I clarify a few things? grin

Jackrich is Truckpusher.

I do not know who Nubian113 is.

My monikers are daretodifffer, doveda and sheilak grin

You are welcome grin





May we begin your therapy now?

This is 2016. You are getting older not younger. You need to take charge of your life before you end up in prison like most of your Peckham mates. Have you seen a psychiatrist yet? grin
Kindly leave my moniker alone whenever you want to engage any of these lowlifers please . Can't afford to be insulted by someone that can't look me in the face and say Jack . angry
Family / Re: Why This Oyinbo Married A Nigerian Lady by GANJAFARMER: 1:45pm On Jan 15, 2016
SirShymexx:


Lol. To save ya arse, you had to expose truckpusher. I like that - what else do you want to tell the smoking gun? grin

Anyway, I only added him cos of the quickness in which he posted "I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet" on his profile. I checked and it wasn't on his profile when he first quoted me. Truckpusher has always been a cowardly fool and he knows better than to attack me directly under his real handle. The jobless plonker looks as old as Methuselah, yet he runs around the forum chasing under-aged chics everywhere - the life of an accursed illiterate militant from the creeks. grin

But that doesn't negate the fact that you're both Nubian113 and Truthpallbearer. So apart from daretodiffer, you also have four different handles in total to cosign ya tripe, no? grin

You're a psychopath and you need some fresh air. grin

I'm out - you lot are losers! grin
Look at this incorrigible buffon mentioning my banned moniker .
If you think that I've got the time for a lowlife Londoner that keep running around here ranting like a rabid dog , then you must be a complete dunce.
What makes you feel I can't call you out if you screw up big time!
Quit insulting people that are better than you in a faceless forum and get a life .

Truckpusher .

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Politics / Re: El-Zakzaky Will Be Prosecuted For His Crimes – El-Rufai by GANJAFARMER: 10:24pm On Dec 20, 2015
elbaraj001:

Compound nonsense.....
Buhari's army commited crime against humanity and here you're supporting this nonsense that is a slap on democracy ?

What's wrong with you guys ?

Have you completely lost all sense of common judgement ?
What was and what is Sheik zakzaky's crime here ?
Can't we just speak the truth irrespective of what your primary constituency is in this country ?

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Politics / Re: El-Zakzaky Will Be Prosecuted For His Crimes – El-Rufai by GANJAFARMER: 10:08pm On Dec 20, 2015
great664:


When 30 of his followers were killed That dwarf address army as jonathanian Genocidal army, today he is singing a different song, The road issue was just a cover up of Sunni Muslim against Shiites Muslim but they didn't plan it well, The first day was that they tried to assassinate Buratai, in the video they release show that they just block the road and nothing more, and Buhari won't release a press statement to condemn the killings backsides he is part of it. Condeming the killings will make him look weak to the Shiites and his silent means it serves them right and encourage army and Sunni Boko Haram to keep killing shia Muslims
Respect to you bro....

The world is watching Buhari....
Politics / Re: El-Zakzaky Will Be Prosecuted For His Crimes – El-Rufai by GANJAFARMER: 9:36pm On Dec 20, 2015
Buhari should stop using his minions to champion a Sunni agenda by stamping down hard on Shiites in Nigeria using political power in a democratic country ,else all hell would be let loose.

I don't blame him but all the change chanting zombies in the South.

The collective will of Nigeria is greater than the will of the Fulani hegemony, one day their generations will burn for these crimes.
Zazaky should be returned safe and sound and adequately compensated.
We can't allow anyone hiding under govt shield to settle scores with any people, region, and religious sect.
We are a democratic country let the rule of law apply here.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido, Chidinma, Harrysong At ‘Noiseless Party’ by GANJAFARMER: 9:24pm On Dec 20, 2015
Boys balling and repping naija all over the world - let them ball joor!
But eh! The noiseless party title me I no gree o grin
Politics / Re: Picture Of Zakzaky And His 6 Sons by GANJAFARMER: 9:11pm On Dec 20, 2015
jakiedudu:
Now am convinced that a secret war is being waged on the shia community through the military. Is it a coincidence that 6 of Zakzaky's children were killed by the Nigerian army Children that may end up as leaders or even taken over leadership of the shiite group after their father. Something is going on. This is wickedness of the highest order.
Governments all over the world does it for the sake of their country but in this particular case it is for the interest of a religious sect who is holding this nation down.
But it would be perpetrated under the guise of governance .

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: Dasukigate! Gate Of Life, Get Yours Before It Finishes! by GANJAFARMER: 8:44pm On Dec 20, 2015
mu2sa2:
And the man who oversaw what Dasuki did is perambulating about in his colonial fedora hat pretending to be innocent.
Not all , he was a democrat who gave people jobs of serving the nation at their free will and if they decide to do otherwise let the court do their job - Has anyone of them confessed that Jonathan asked him to disburse any money to a specific person or organization and under what process - if there is one, let's see the documentation that proceeds after that to the last recipient of such monies and what channel was the money disbursed.
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: Dasukigate! Gate Of Life, Get Yours Before It Finishes! by GANJAFARMER: 8:39pm On Dec 20, 2015
Buhari sef no dey try o , Na only keke napep rope him tie untop him car. Oohs!!I forgot he got 3 million or something .

National Association of Endtime Yam Eaters.

AKA (NAEYE) Motto : we are all the same looters in another form.
Nigeria is doomed.
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: Dasukigate! Gate Of Life, Get Yours Before It Finishes! by GANJAFARMER: 8:33pm On Dec 20, 2015
omenka:
Cc: Modath, Beremx, FastShipping, Demdem, Midolian, Caseless, HungerBad, Keneking, DaBullIT, Egift, et al.

Abeg make una come see make sense cartoon- but dem for put another face inside dat car naw. cheesy
The face you're seeing has been mentioned as one person who ate the yam while the face you were expecting won't show up anytime soon for some obvious reasons. grin
Politics / Re: Picture Of Zakzaky And His 6 Sons by GANJAFARMER: 7:10pm On Dec 20, 2015
madridguy:
You don't enter into a gun battle with a security man and expect him not to shut you dead. The man need to re brand himself and talk to his member on how to behave with security agent. 3 sons under GEJ, 3 again under PMB, so pathetic.
Governments all over the world do not do things like this all for mistake - While I would agree under democratic principles that it is sad to commit extra judicial murder it is also worthy to note that Governments all over the world would go to any length to sustain her integrity even at all cost.
Zazaky and his followers tested the waters and the govt.sent out a strong warning.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Broadcaster, Adaure Achumba Weds White Hubby by GANJAFARMER: 7:00pm On Dec 20, 2015
Demmocrats:


So black dudes have finished ba? don't worry white boo. We all know that whites invented "divorce" while we blacks invented for "better for worse". Don't worry i wish you guys the best of luck since we know from the moment the ring enters the hand that the divorce alert system has been activated. Wes Ballance that's british, hehe that's five years before you know what will happen wink

Congrats to them.

#Not_hating_honest_truth
What's the honest truth here ? Interracial dating and marriage has been on the rise and even most racist white can't do jack and with the globalization and Internet ,it's more easier these days with nothing else special but just all about humanity.
He's fuccking your sister, deal with - after all we are also Fuccking his sisters more. cheesy

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Politics / Re: Ex-president Goodluck Jonathan Advice Nigerians On Sunday Service(screenshots) by GANJAFARMER: 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2015
Sweetlemon:
Someone under whose watch billions of dollars develop wings
Honestly I don't know this man pulls off his innocent-lamb act so flawlessly. Bravo!
That shouldn't surprise you my dear.

This was a man who gave a free hand to the people working under him, well aware that they know what's best for the country as it concerns their stewardship yet they went ahead to loot - Buhari should prosecute everyone involved.
Jonathan was a democrat and the pure one who believed in the wrong set of people but he would be vindicated.

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Politics / Re: Ex-president Goodluck Jonathan Advice Nigerians On Sunday Service(screenshots) by GANJAFARMER: 6:06pm On Dec 20, 2015
There is something about Jonathan that most of our leaders never possessed.

This man with all his flaws have said many inspiring and encouraging words.

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Romance / Re: Why Do 100% Of Men Commit This Offense? Must Read!!!! by GANJAFARMER: 5:40pm On Dec 20, 2015
Oliviaarims:


It would be really funny to strt getting sb dressed up immediately after sex... When the person cam very well do that on his own.
I said love does make people do awkward things without feeling awkward about it. This is part of human nature.
Romance / Re: Why Do 100% Of Men Commit This Offense? Must Read!!!! by GANJAFARMER: 5:35pm On Dec 20, 2015
Oliviaarims:
In actual fact, ppl strt helping each other take off their clothes, because they are somewhat not in their right senses. They are acting on the feelings of arousal... Konji, if u like. So, by the time the business is over and done with, they both return to a state of normalcy.


They are both conscious of themselves. Being in their right senses, they would find it rather awkward to strt helping each other get dressed.

Again, h*rny ppl help each other off their clothes because they are just h*rny... They want some activity done,ASAP. But once the activity is over, there's no point trying to be hasty. They can get dressed the whole day if they wish. It's a very simple task that requires no assistance.
When you love someone passionately you might end up doing it without feeling awkward after all 'love' does make people behave and act strange , don't you think ?
Romance / Re: Why Do 100% Of Men Commit This Offense? Must Read!!!! by GANJAFARMER: 5:27pm On Dec 20, 2015
Oliviaarims:

U, this boy!
That boy did hit the nail on the head ? Right! grin


That's what bad boys do to women. tongue
Politics / Re: Wike At Christmas Carol, Says He Will Win His Battle by GANJAFARMER: 5:05pm On Dec 20, 2015
This guy is a workaholic.

He changed the life of people that stay in Town (from Aggrey road to Bolokiri and the entire Diobu that has been abandoned by the past administration.

I'm voting him again.

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Romance / Re: Why Do 100% Of Men Commit This Offense? Must Read!!!! by GANJAFARMER: 4:59pm On Dec 20, 2015
ify2016:
I was shocked by my niece question who turned 21 yesterday. As we we were celebrating her birthday, she was told to ask any question that bothers her most about relationship to her friends. To my greatest surprise, she raised a storming question that no man and woman was able to give convincing answer.
She asked and I quote;
"Is it a crime for men to wear women their pants and bra back after sex?"

Let's have a sober reflection on this question and a reasonable answer as to why men find it so easy to remove but forget to wear it back.

Tell her that women with high sense of hygiene do need to wear back their draws after sex - They wash up the damn place and keep it tight just incase the fight has to happen again. Though this is subject to where the sex is taking place , if you have sex in a car then it's a different ball game. cheesy
Family / Re: Reality: Men Are Fast Losing Their Positions As The Heads Of Families by GANJAFARMER: 3:31am On Aug 09, 2015
cococandy:


Lol. So them ban you and that's enough to make you go crazy like this.

FYI you don't have a say which topic I view or not.
Just leave my moniker out of your rants pls as long as I stayed out like you asked. I even regret telling you sorry sef. E be like say the thing is a big deal to you.
See common something is making you act like the world is coming to an end.

So I must agree with you that's she's ugly for your mind to rest. You go wait tire.

SHE'S NOT UGLY.

Sue me.
I've always wanted to spare you even you misfire but one day is enough for you and I .
Just one day. wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by GANJAFARMER: 3:25am On Aug 09, 2015
RepentantTr0ll:
Chai, I dey suffer for here. If them catch you na 25yrs no F***s given angry
Black guy wey sabi road no fit suffer anywhere .

Open your eyes ,arise and shine. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by GANJAFARMER: 3:20am On Aug 09, 2015
RepentantTr0ll:
shocked. Your dealer is deceiving you. If them catch you an 25yrs be that lipsrsealed
I don't have a dealer, they sell it along the road in every part of the city where you have joints ,even the police sell it cheesy

Why haven't they closed down Kalakuta republic Fela's shrine in Lagos ? Or you think the feds are iidiots? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by GANJAFARMER: 3:12am On Aug 09, 2015
RepentantTr0ll:
cheesy. You should consider selling. Its very profitable cheesy
grin Lmao

I've made a lot of it - The last thing I will do is to sell it .

I hope you're aware that you can't be charged as a recreational user? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by GANJAFARMER: 3:05am On Aug 09, 2015
[quote author=RepentantTr0ll post=36759141][/quote]I don't distribute - I'm only a recreational user. wink

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