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Politics / Re: Women Protest Unclad In Nkwegu, Ebonyi by GANJAFARMER: 6:33pm On May 10, 2016
Starships4u:
Why Do Some Girls Think Its Cool To Remove A Guys
Cap From His Head And Playfully Run Around With
It...
If I Remove Your Wig From Your Head And Playfully
Run Around With It , Would You Still Find It Funny ??
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Politics / Re: Buhari Leaves For London For International Anti-Corruption Summit by GANJAFARMER: 2:09pm On May 10, 2016
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Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Federal Prisons In Port-Harcourt; Two Killed In Rivers Judiciary by GANJAFARMER: 1:25pm On May 10, 2016
doctokwus:
Which kind of president do we have,keeping silent as a tout who rigged his election,bribed the Supreme Court justices,unleashed his murderous gang during the re-run elections and has now turned a state into a failed one,still hangs on to his seat?
Wike should be removed from office before peace will ever return to Rivers state.
Meanwhile Wike has turned back rivers state 8years.
You need to see a psychologist before it is too late my friend.

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Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by GANJAFARMER: 7:44pm On May 09, 2016
cekhoe:
if you did not have a brain made in China,you would have read and understood that i said if a man hits you during courship,forgive him,and see if he does it again,but i guess my rodent IQ could phanthom that compared to your made in china brain that needs factory reset,all this small boys self,understand before you quote next time
If not for your IQ that can only function half way to that of a rodent , you should also know that courtship is part of marriage ( as if you've had a real boyfriend in your worthless life talk less of courtship) .
Keep regurgitating crap from your blood dripping brain cells to outperform your first iidiotic comment that stinks of stupidity that is taller than mount Everest. Be my guest.
All these Ashawo self Wey no get respect . cheesy

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Politics / Re: Avengers’ Threat: Odua Defenders Union Warns Against Attack On Lagos by GANJAFARMER: 7:36pm On May 09, 2016
omoelesa:
Every yeebos man is from the ss on nairaland.Attachee by force people.
lol , weak defense system.

We all in the Niger Delta knew you like the back of our hand.

You treacherous ,loud mouthed , lying , slimy scumbags with no dignity.

They will hit Lagos like they did hit atlas cove and nothing will happen. After all Lagos is a major beneficiary of the blood and oil that has polluted the Niger Delta for decades.

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Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by GANJAFARMER: 7:31pm On May 09, 2016
cekhoe:
do you even have any idea about the IQ of a rodent?, I tried to reason with your point,but comparing some ladies to that is an insult and anything coming from you is viewed by me as trash,so please don't quote me again
The truth can never be an insult unless by those who hates the truth.
When you mentioned about pushing a man to the limit or tempting a man to hit you to ascertain if he will batter you in the future , then that's an IQ that belongs to a woman that is running with an IQ of a rodent.

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Politics / Re: Avengers’ Threat: Odua Defenders Union Warns Against Attack On Lagos by GANJAFARMER: 7:26pm On May 09, 2016
omoelesa:
See this Igbos feeling fly on the internet,why not border your head about the ikewere that has always denied u, there by making u landlock for ever.leave kwara alone,kwara would take care of itself when the times come.
We didn't deny them , we simply ask them to respect ethnic boundaries and we can conveniently work with them if they respect that fact - This is one thing we've been able to tell the Igbos while y'all are still stuck in there licking the Fulani man's balls like hungry swines.

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Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by GANJAFARMER: 7:18pm On May 09, 2016
cekhoe:
I thought you had sense until you said the above,obviously you are a fool with a capital letter F
Why ? Because I said the ugly bitter truth ma'am ?

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Crime / Re: Thief "Emma-B" Burnt Alive In Warri (Graphic Photos, Video) by GANJAFARMER: 7:09pm On May 09, 2016
dammytosh:
eediots.

They will burn Emma B and come online to defend Saraki.

Meanwhile Emma B stole only to affect them today but the Likes of Saraki stole to affect their generation.


I wish Emma B can challenge the jurisdiction of the burning.

I wish Emma B can say the people beating him are his classmate and they must be changed.

I wish Emma B too can scream witch hunt.

I wish Emma B can rent f00ls to wear different tribe attire and carry placard to say justice for Emma B.

I wish Emma B stole a lot to share with the eediots that set him on fire

I wish Emma B can get ridiculous injunctions challenging those beating that they also stole from their mother's pot.


If you give Saraki a fair hearing despite.tracing billions into his account why won't Emma B deserve fair hearing.

The only difference between Emma B and Saraki right now is that Emma B did not steal enough to hire 100 SANS.

Dansuki went to ecowas court to challenge the Federal Govt holding him for months despite tracing billions on naira shared.


I say no to jungle justice untill we can start treating politicians the same way.


With deep pain in m heart I say Rest In PEACE Emma B.

You don't have to die that way but guess you should have stolen way more than u did and can ever imagine to stand any chance before the barbarians.
Rule number 1 : If you must go dirty , go big time .
Emma B decided to run a franchise for the small minds and the small minds got to him.
Life is a game my friend , don't settle for less .

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Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by GANJAFARMER: 7:01pm On May 09, 2016
josite:
. nice one but don't ever beat a child or anyone in anger.do it with love.for a child always face him down and lash the butt with short cane. don't even use a belt.for a grown up child like your wife just give her only one strategic slap on the cheek.women hate facial ugly marks so she won't insult u again.
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Politics / Re: Army Storms Oporoza As Militants Plan To Bomb Abuja, Lagos, PH, Calabar by GANJAFARMER: 6:52pm On May 09, 2016
FFKfuckedBIANCA:
We heard much more than this vitrol when John Togo, Henry Okah, Sobomabo Jackrich Ateke Tom, Asar Dokubo etc still held sway. Eventually, all their huffing and puffing came to nought. Talking about Asari, the fatso went to build his university at Cotonou, I guess Cotonou is now in the Niger Delta.

Dont get it twisted, I am for the disintegration of this country .... But meanwhiel, tell Governor Seriake Dickson to pay the Bayelsa state Civil servants the salary he owes them since November last year
Here goes another unintelligent mind feeling fly.
My history taught me that for every civil genuine uprising you'll always have criminals and profiteers hijacking it but that still won't kill the consciousness and awareness that has been created , it is just a matter of time before some smart ass with focus and dedication picks up the line and give you a run for your money.
Continue deluding yourselves , the wind of real change is about to blow and the world will witness .

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Politics / Re: Army Storms Oporoza As Militants Plan To Bomb Abuja, Lagos, PH, Calabar by GANJAFARMER: 6:47pm On May 09, 2016
@98990.... It is a shame that you've run out of steam to defend your fucckery of a comment.

Little wonder you guys in that region are always clever by half despite the huge free schooling you got from Awo , the man who committed genocide and went scot free.

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Politics / Re: Army Storms Oporoza As Militants Plan To Bomb Abuja, Lagos, PH, Calabar by GANJAFARMER: 6:39pm On May 09, 2016
989900:


Pipeline vandalism cost human lives too . . . it might be too complicated for you to understand though.
You need to wake up , nigga !

This is a new generation of misguided Niger Deltans that have seen you all for who you are , our Niger Delta leaders that can talk sense into them are not even being listened to.
This is a new order , a brand new day my friend though it would be too complicated for your parasitic ass to decipher now.

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Politics / Re: Army Storms Oporoza As Militants Plan To Bomb Abuja, Lagos, PH, Calabar by GANJAFARMER: 6:31pm On May 09, 2016
Buhari , the Northern elites and their South West lapdog desperation is laughable to say the least.

Let's watch and see how the use of force can solve an age long problem in a region with so many poor misguided and marginalized youths who are ready to kill or die die trying to.

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Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by GANJAFARMER: 6:23pm On May 09, 2016
cekhoe:
I agree with 1 &.6,some women stupidly stay with abusive husbands,some after their families come to take them still return, some where aware of his nature during courtship but choose to ignore, if a man slaps you during courtship, forgive him,and provoke him some more,if he repeats it,run and don't look back, all men are not the same,some have short temper and can go into rage like loosed dog,such people have a demon in them waiting to be unleashed, and such are.those that can kill in the moment of anger,they destroy things when they are angry,men are physically stronger than women,under no circumstances should a man hit a woman, even if she provokes you,leave until you are calm
And the men should sing "one love" if the woman goes physical on them first ? undecided
Sometimes the way some of you reason can only be compared to that of an IQ of a third world rodent. grin
Women and men should respect themselves .
It's akin to a country like Iran launching a military attack on any American interest - That's a declaration of war my friend.
If we agree that men can't beat women who crosses the line then we should outrightly hate every nation that has gone to war against a weaker people - the truth of the matter is , don't start the provocation of a stronger entity to a physical or to a high emotional side , they will bite back. grin This is human nature my friend.

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Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by GANJAFARMER: 6:13pm On May 09, 2016
omooba969:


@bolded,

Must you even hit your child? undecided

What a warped post ! cool
Yes ! If my child crosses the rubicon several times with light warnings and all mouth warning he will get the message after all when he grows up the same society won't bart an eye in throwing him into jail if he comes short of the law. The ruin of every nation starts from the homes of its own people.
My elder sister's first child tapped a woman's ass in a private school where they don't beat them and the woman refused to report to the school authority and the mom went bananas on him and he got the message.
Yes I'll beat my child with all love and anger then the corrections will come.
Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by GANJAFARMER: 6:06pm On May 09, 2016
dare2differ:
You'll need to be a woman to understand the pains married women go through. Don't tell me I don't know what i am saying. What on earth would make a man attack his wife's disabled painful leg? You sincerely do not want to listen to that excuse. I know a woman who restricts her husband whenever he is going out because she knows that his going out means wasting the limited resources they hav. What about a woman who lost her left ear? What about the one that had acid thrown on her...and so many more.

What I understand is...we are all humans, we face pressures and I am going to disagree with you if you tell me that your reality is more serious than mine. It isn't. What is not wrong is wrong. No further explanation.

The reason I am not going to agree with your 'fact' is because I can also argue that for every time a woman initiated abuse usually verbal, it is a man's fault. It could be due to certain actions of his etc. However I am not going to go into that argument with you because it is exactly what I am trying to avoid...the blame argument. I don't subscribe to it because it never ends and it does not solve anything. It has never helped to straighten perpetrators.


BTW I have nothing against the man's action. What if the woman continued her madness after the little force? It won't be the best to raise kids in such environment. Personally, I think the limit should be the second time if the first one was not severe. However I was hoping you would think otherwise based on your earlier submissionstongue.

Lol , I'm not making any excuse for any form of abuse that goes on in every home and I do not also agree that for every verbal abuse a man gets from his wife is entirely his fault .
If a man squanders the little resources left for the house upkeep there are better ways to call such men to order by reminding them of their duty but physically trying to stop him from going out from his own house at his own will is the silliest thing any woman would do to restrain a man from squandering their limited resources if he's a spendthrift by nature. In fact it is a disaster trying to stop him when his plan to spend has been already hatched awaiting harvest. What if he's even drunk at the moment ? You've not stopped his drinking habit but you want to cage him with the use of force? Lmao cheesy
Finally, if the force is applied and the woman is still hell bent on dragging on as far as you're willing to go , then you'll reacess your position and if there is nothing , then people like me will call it quit. Lest the beating becomes a habit. I'm not blaming victims of domestic abuse here but I'm simply saying that women with wisdom do not even give you that opportunity to go bananas on them , only the dumb ones does that.

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Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by GANJAFARMER: 5:50pm On May 09, 2016
Suigeneris93:



In this case we're talking about a woman who doesn't attack a man but if the woman is the first attacker then the man can do whatver rocks his boat. Some men choose to walk away, others administer slaps to stop her while others engage their fists as if they're fighting an agbero in Oshodi. Whichever rocks your boat, you do. But beating up a defenceless woman can never be justified
Some women attack men emotionally by reminding them of their epic failures over some things they never wanted to remember again in their life and if you're the type that can't say things to match them painful words for painful words and under a great proximity you'll bite it will take a lot of restraint to leave but again if you're leaving and you get dragged back by the same woman while the bad mouthing continues - she will get a good slap that will reformat her brain cells into normalcy and the message would be sent out immediately. But trust me smart women know exactly when to say things to their husbands and boyfriends and get away with it.Only the dumb ones get beaten.

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Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by GANJAFARMER: 5:39pm On May 09, 2016
dare2differ:
I do not care about gender but I do care about human.

Blaming victims of domestic abuse is na insult on humanity. Unless you understand their psychology, it is insane to think for them., Therefore your number is null and void.

Verbal and physical abuse are the same although one tends to be more severe than the other. SO I will undertsand a man who slaps his wife because she was 'verbally abusive' and i mean verbal abuse in its ordinary meaning noty some philosophical BS. I can also understand a man who hits his wife [b]WHEN [/b]he caught her cheating (I mean immediate not some abuse that took time to plan). Those reactions are normal and human. I understand that humans have emotions and are capable of reacting to provocation. God bless you if it result to grievous bodily harm or death grin. However I also understand that any abuse beyond those normal human reaction is madness. Any one acting with outside normal human reaction deserve to be in jail for the rest of their lives. If I asked you to go and cook your food and you raised your hand, na then you know say I be confam omo oko. My great grandfather cannot help your case neither will my dad.

Toks2008, whenever you write, you do nothing but further your misogynistic views. Keep destroying our mor.onic youths, I pray none of them come close to me or someone I know because by the time I am through with them. They will search for you and ask you why you led astray.

You'll need to be a man first to understand the enormous pressure that comes with our nature.
Last year someone I know divorced his wife simply because she held him hostage against his will and bruised his face.
What I'm saying is that if he had applied a little force, the woman would have understood that there are curtain line you don't cross and expect not to see the demon you're trying to wake up. Now he's divorced against her own wish even with all the begging from relations from both side of the divide. If he as a man had set the record straight they would have created an avenue to discuss over it and ultimatum passed without resorting to divorce because he felt his ego was bruised and he's afraid that it will repeat again.
A lot of times women initiate the cycle of violence by going on the offensive strongly or subtly and you need to do what is necessary to bring her back into line else you'll remain miserable and helpless before her and this is what all women want . cool

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Family / Re: 6 ways women can avoid domestic violence. by GANJAFARMER: 5:24pm On May 09, 2016
Vinshu:
Your misogyny is pathetic . Real men don't lay hands on women.
Real women dont get beatings from their men - It's the dumb ones that do get a beating.
A real bad ass chick knew exactly when not to push the ultimate button of natural aggression from a man. A Man is like any other animal that defends his territory and his territory comes in different dimension of human existence , if you hit them where it matters most they will bite and reasonable women don't joke with that .

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Politics / Re: 5 Ministers Who Have Been Silent Since Their Appointment by GANJAFARMER: 4:42pm On May 09, 2016
This ministerial nominees was simply a "thank you list" from Buhari to settle the shacks in the APC but Baba made sure they have nothing to minister on . grin
Politics / Re: DSS Embarrass Ezeife And Pat Utomi In Awka by GANJAFARMER: 4:37pm On May 09, 2016
hornyman:
I guess Prof. Pat Utomi deserves that treatment, because he wined and dined with Buhari before he fell out the pecking order. I guess the FG decided to melt out such treatment to him because he had been spitting negative comment to Buhari govt since there were speculation in all quarters especially the media that he will be made a minister by Buhari before the Ministerial nominees comes out. Everyone were shocked when finally FG released the names and sent to senate. Prof. Pat Utomi was equally shocked and so disappointment to know that his names was not included, since then he has been bashing the govt negatively. I am sure if he has been included in the Buhari cabinet he won't say negative stuff about the govt. Since then he has not seen anything good in the govt. I guess that's why the Presidency stopped his speech because they knew he is there to bring down the govt negatively as usual with his mouth mainly because he is ever bitter since he was not made to be a minister in the same govt. But as for Ex-Gov. Ezeife, I really don't know his offence though.
You've said it all , this is a classic case of a typical Niger Delta sell out masquerading themselves as leaders . This is why our youths in the Niger Delta are taking up arms but guess what ; they kill themselves and their own people. It is only when our Southern leaders wake up to the reality that they don't need to pander to anyone in the North over national politics that's when their voice would be heard louder - shame on Utomi.
Politics / Re: Go After Real Culprits, IYC Tells Buhari by GANJAFARMER: 3:45pm On May 09, 2016
BeardedMeat:
I am surprised you didn't see the veiled warning in that statement. It was a subtke warning to federal forces that the enactment of the Odi scenario would be resisted. Suprised you failed to catch the drift.
Well, never mind he's a zombie , a complete one .

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Celebrities / Re: Davido In Tears For Flying Economy Class From Ohio To Los Angeles by GANJAFARMER: 12:41pm On May 09, 2016
wastedsperm:



U wouldn't say this if you were one of his baby mamas on his 300k monthly payroll like dele momodu's cousin
Dang ! Some Nigerians and bad mouth are like : grin cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Davido In Tears For Flying Economy Class From Ohio To Los Angeles by GANJAFARMER: 12:35pm On May 09, 2016
Poverty has fuccked up the mentality of Nigerians. Someone simply wrote he flew first class first time in ten years and some adults are seeing it as an offensive attitude , how ?
Politics / Re: Who Can Battle With The Lord? FFK Posted This On Facebook And He Got These by GANJAFARMER: 12:25pm On May 09, 2016
Nigerians aren't smiling at all. grin
Politics / Re: DSS Embarrass Ezeife And Pat Utomi In Awka by GANJAFARMER: 9:00am On May 09, 2016
chai ! See as dem carry omenka dey play futuball. grin grin cry

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Hausa Man Burnt In Aba Yesterday by GANJAFARMER: 12:00pm On May 06, 2016
This is the hate that hate produce.

Quit hating and pursue a fruitful life - We only journey through this path once in our lifetime .

This is just bad.

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Politics / Re: Recovering Stolen Funds Has Become Tedious—buhari by GANJAFARMER: 9:13am On May 06, 2016
After all the junketing , this nigga still got loads of excuses for his dumb gullible believers ? grin
Politics / Re: Meet Lai-Mohammed's Son 'jubril Folajimi' A Member Of Lagos House Of Assembly by GANJAFARMER: 1:53am On May 06, 2016
goldenceo1:
Give power to thy people, power to thy people.. He done tey wen dem saraki,jonathan,tinubu,ibb,oshiomole,atiku,obansanjo, buhari n co sell dis country give their great great grand children.

na two tins dey give me JOY wen I c dis kind rubbish, DEATH n HELL FIRE. All man must Die n all Sinners most go to Hell!
Omo ! No buy that line o.
just get your own fair share and wait for heaven or hell when you die because if you're not getting your own fair in this zoo called Nigeria , then you're already in hell. grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Fails To Release Assets Declaration Document After CCB Verification by GANJAFARMER: 1:44am On May 06, 2016
How a 73 year old granpa scammed a nation whose average age range is between 35 to 45 still remains another mystery that can only be explained by the gods. grin

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Politics / Re: Happening by GANJAFARMER: 1:26am On May 06, 2016
19 Northern Governors under the auspices of the Northern Governors forum just released a communique that they will leave the union if Fulanis are stopped from grazing anywhere in country.

See big cinema from our abokki brothers dem. grin

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