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Politics / Re: BBC Mocks Buhari's Ear Infection With A Sarcastic Question, Nigerians Blast(pic) by GANJAFARMER: 9:30am On Jul 17, 2016
Fedayeen02:
I didn't see any Nigerians there rather some fulani herdsmen and their otimpku.



Nonsense
Lol, aren't they the 95% again ? In their screwed up mind they're the Nigerians.

Yeye dey smell .
Lmao @ otimkpu. grin
Politics / Re: Hadiza Bala Usman: Bring Back Our Girls Group Exposed As APC Activist Wing by GANJAFARMER: 7:30pm On Jul 16, 2016
OZAOEKPE:

grin Expired brain undecided
Couldn't have said it any better and the way he keeps showcasing it here is simply amazing to say the least. grin

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Romance / Re: Proud Guys On Nairaland by GANJAFARMER: 7:39am On Jul 16, 2016
Too many kids in this section these days.

Ronald4lif, how do you cope with these immature things ? grin

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Romance / Re: Who Is Your First Friend On Nairaland,just Mention His/her And Say Thank You. by GANJAFARMER: 4:41pm On Jul 15, 2016
ronald4lif:


I dey kampe o, bruv.

Mesef dey fear to talk these days coz the banning wey I don receive recently no be here. Once I make comment naso my heart go dey beat say make them witches no attack again o. grin

But e no be like your own broda, 3months is heartless. The person no get blood running in their veins abi wetin? Ehh kilode. Ogini. grin
Lmao grin
I did roughandled the mod sometime ago - I guess he's getitng his fair pound of flesh. cheesy
Romance / Re: Who Is Your First Friend On Nairaland,just Mention His/her And Say Thank You. by GANJAFARMER: 4:21pm On Jul 15, 2016
ronald4lif:


cheesy grin
Eh! Paddy man .

Na so we see am o . grin

Wither you nau ?
Politics / Re: Why Buratai, Danbazau Were Not Indicted In Arms Scandal Report – Nigerian Govt by GANJAFARMER: 4:13pm On Jul 15, 2016
doctokwus:
I personally feel pained by this clearly calculated attempt to shield clearly corrupt members of the PMB govt.
With this latest cover up,added to the fraudulent recruitments in the CBN,immigration,FIRS,etc,I have come to the belief that what the PMB govt is doing is:
'probing corrupt members that still remain in PDP' and not a true fight against corruption.
If u decamp to the APC from PDP,an elected member of APC or is an appointee under this govt, u are corrupt free.
It's a big let down,but I sincerely hope I am wrong and wud be so proved wrong soonest, but for now I am totally disappointed with this latest coverup,amongts others.
grin Good Morning.

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Romance / Re: Who Is Your First Friend On Nairaland,just Mention His/her And Say Thank You. by GANJAFARMER: 4:06pm On Jul 15, 2016
Abasi mbo! Who's bearing this moniker( Natotogokillme) ? grin

Brow easy o , Pikin head dey Commot from that thing o . Even our forefathers dem no fit finish am. cheesy
Romance / Re: Who Is Your First Friend On Nairaland,just Mention His/her And Say Thank You. by GANJAFARMER: 4:04pm On Jul 15, 2016
Deejavuu:


Awww, here he's. Missed you kiss, but you try calm down na sad. "He who fights and run away, lives to fight another day" . Sometimes, try to observe smiley. Pls
I wasn't troublesome and I'm dead sure someone is always banning me over an old beef which is quite petty for a grown man.for instance , I was banned for replying to a comment that called on Niger Deltans to produce avengers and Tompolo or face the wrath of the Govt. I simply responded that Hausa/Fulanis must produce Shekau. And I got a ban for three months.
Now tell Me , how does that attract a ban? .
Well, I'm not complaining , Nairaland is like a public toilet . Anyone can register with one more than ten monikers . cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Who Is Your First Friend On Nairaland,just Mention His/her And Say Thank You. by GANJAFARMER: 3:43pm On Jul 15, 2016
Deejavuu:
Naijaboiy kiss kiss..

Modified. ..

Ronald4lif, smiley kiss

Truckpusher kiss miss you here o, you and ban sha

AgapeCharis, plus some other that's invincible grin

Oh darling ! Ayaf missed you o . kiss

Well , they ban me for three months these days and if I come back and type one word ,they ban me again for another three months grin
In fact they proceeded to ban all my alternate accounts and the message was very clear .Somebody want me out of this forum grin but you know me nau , we don't give up . Yes ! Fighting ! cheesy
Politics / Re: "Red Scorpion" Blows Pipeline In Imo State by GANJAFARMER: 4:42pm On Jun 22, 2016
fulanimafia:
The bombs have started going off in the SE courtesy of the Ijaw terrorists.

The Niger Delta environmental destruction and ecological devastation is going east. The militants must be trying to show that they are truly one.

Blow everything up, leave nothing standing.
All is good news as far as your parasitic ass will feel the pinch.

Cry us a River , we blowing everything menh! grin
Politics / Re: Why I Take Anambra Gov. Willie A Clown by GANJAFARMER: 4:37pm On Jun 22, 2016
NafeesaAA:
This Anambra state governor is such a funny man.

He builds a road and puts a big sign post 'Willie is working'

He renovates a primary school and puts a sign post 'Willie is working'.

He supplies traffic clothes, buses, etc and puts an inscription 'Willie is working'

He supplied some educational materials to my school here in Enugwu-Ukwu and he writes on the materials 'Willie is working'.

Even on the ordinary first aid box he supplied to us where am doing my NYSC here in the school, as you can see 'Willie is working'.

He always goes around wearing a picture of himself to public events

Who did this to us in Nigeria?
Hmm! And your kwankwaso has been roaming in Kano wiith some bunch of uneduacted Fulani and Hausa men who called themselves kwakwanshia dressing in some clownish attire . grin

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Politics / Re: US GOVT Fayose Allegation On President Buhari's Wife Aisha Was True (photo) by GANJAFARMER: 4:07pm On Jun 22, 2016
tdayof:


Mr man are you just a damn retard? Are you crazy or what? Now get off my mention. And bro I was trained well so I wouldn't go up to your parents now let me tell you.. You don't mess with the wrong people. I don't know you and I never quoted you..... Now get off my mention and behave like your parents trained you well. Am done with you..
Lol, see as e dey pain you like who Wey loose money for nairabet . grin

Oya run along , I don't have time for a vowel nigglet.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Govt Officials Covering Up Investigation Into Sahara Energy Fraud - SR by GANJAFARMER: 11:24am On Jun 18, 2016
doctokwus:
There is no doubt that corrupt elements in the govt are being shielded.
I started having the sense of some govt officials being shieded when the govt and pmb himself kept mute til today about the shady recruitments by d cbn governor.
Severally kyari and d ssg have been fingered in shady deals,yet nothing is done.U either fight corruption holistically or u appear mirred in its filth.
A lot is expected of pmb,but he is being rubbished by corrupt elements in his govt,appointed by him.He better wakes up and act fast or they become another dirty,monstrous cabal.
Keep on deluding yourselves all you like .

Buhari's anti-corruption toga was all nothing but a facade but you and I are well aware that zombified fellows like you won't just see it until it hits you in the face.
Read my lips , Buhari is as corrupt as any Nigerian leader dead or alive.
You can take that to the bank .

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Politics / Re: See Photo Of Muhammadu Buhari As A Secondary School Student In 1958 by GANJAFARMER: 4:27pm On Jun 13, 2016
TippyTop:
Once it was exam time he fled, typical.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cry cry cry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Ejaculates On Woman's Leg While Standing Behind Her On Queue In Bank by GANJAFARMER: 11:28pm On May 15, 2016
Still wondering how people masturbate and still feel the same ecstasy comparing to how it feels to hit a real puccy. sad
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Visits Flavour At Home (photos) by GANJAFARMER: 11:07pm On May 15, 2016
Checked86:
The Flavour picture was not taken the same day with that of his baby mama. The two cars say it all. Check Flavour's door and the AC at the neighbour's house.
Flavour still using interlock when every big boy in town is dismantling their interlocks and using increte ? undecided cheesy
Family / Re: Best Way To Show Your Wife You Are Not Happy With Her by GANJAFARMER: 4:08pm On May 13, 2016
MasterofNL:

What is the best way to show your wife that you are not happy with her?

I mean when you are so offended at her.

I am thinking:

1. Stop eating her food. Go out and buy your own food and refuse to eat whatever she cooks.

2. Turn your back to her on the bed and don't make love to her.

3. Don't reply her when she talks to you or asks any question; just ignore her.

What you guys think?
grin

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Politics / Re: EFCC Recovers $3.1bn In 6 Months – Kayode Oladele by GANJAFARMER: 10:44am On May 13, 2016
papparatzzi2013:
Thank you Buhari for empowering EFCC And giving them the enabling environment to go after the stubborn and recalcitrant goats that love eating our yams.

I can bet my black ass that you only read the headline and not the content.

Who did this to you people ?

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Politics / Re: We Won’t Fund Your Census - US To Nigeria by GANJAFARMER: 9:41am On May 11, 2016
freeze001:


It is the height of parasitism and wickedness to look for free money when you have yours or available sources for raising what funds you need.

It is even absolute foolishness and shortsightedness to mortgage your future through unnecessary loans or Greek gifts with unfavourable conditions that make you compromise on some things you'd rather not.

They may render technical support but it is nothing to rejoice over...it should rather spur the country to provide necessary technological resource for itself and be able to carry out a commendable and fairly accurate census.

If u as a father, keep trying to collect from others to avoid dipping ur hands into ur own pockets, what then are u teaching your children? Will they ever learn to be self-reliant? Will they ever learn the dignity of labour, the joy of success and the peace in giving to others? Or will they remain perpetual receivers and wastepipes with a sense of entitlement that can lead them to constitute a nuisance when they can't access 'free' money? Will they ever be free from the conditions attached to perpetual indebtedness and 'free' money?
The fool you quoted typically run with an IQ of a rodent.
Politics / Re: Who Within The PDP Has The Best Chances Of Wining The APC In 2019?- Opinion Poll by GANJAFARMER: 2:19am On May 11, 2016
Abagworo:
The question should be who can win Buhari? The answer is nobody in politics today can match Buhari.
We've heard that all the time , once their interests aligns, the PDP will prop up their own stooge and Buhari will fall like a pack of cards especially now that his rating all over the country is dangerously low.

Buhari can't function after 2019 , but if you people decides to keep him there even on a wheelchair no wahala because Nigerians will beg Cameroon, Ghana , and Haiti for aid. What you're seeing now is the beginning of labor pain - The real pain comes later.
I never knew you were this simple .

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Romance / Re: How To Safely Breakup With A Possessive/controlling Boyfriend by GANJAFARMER: 2:09am On May 11, 2016
Mayflowa:


You should learn to give people their space and freedom no matter how much u care for them. You will get tired too if a girl decided to stalk you.

Some love are just abusive. If you hv such tendency, you do need to see a counsellor
cheesy nigga got some serious points o. grin

funny enough most girls usually mistook early warning signs of a possessive boyfriend for love, until they are inside like a caged animal....smh

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Romance / Re: How To Safely Breakup With A Possessive/controlling Boyfriend by GANJAFARMER: 2:05am On May 11, 2016
I'm in a relationship with a girl who left a possessive relationship and sometimes I see her scars and when she tells me her story I simply told her to live her life abeg.

Most possessive boyfriends has complex , but we like rattling their girls and make them feel insecure the more cheesy shocked

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Romance / Re: How To Safely Breakup With A Possessive/controlling Boyfriend by GANJAFARMER: 2:01am On May 11, 2016
Flickzvill:
When a guy is so possessive its bcz he loves you with all his heart he doesn't want to see u get hurt he bilivs staying close to him all the time will make u feel safe but u ladies over react acting all wild making him luk like his stalking wen he sees u with anoda guy u want him to he happy ? He will be so mad sometimes u women trigger this tinz but u don't notice he tells u wat to wear bcz he feels u will luk responsible in dat dress except u have one bobo u want to impress so u get mad and start nagging saying shits he tells u not to talk to a particular person bcz he feels dat person is a bad influence but not with your "family" that one is bad but d rest fvck dem see understand your partner most of u don't he loves you o u girls want freedom abi after u get this freedom u go Bleep other guys coming confessing mehn women r just complicated undecided
grin grin Ayaf died.
Politics / Re: Buhari Reacts To David Cameron’s Corruption Comment On Nigeria by GANJAFARMER: 1:52am On May 11, 2016
ChinonsoDike2:


Delusions of grandeur.
Are you saying that Nigeria as a country can never do well for centuries to come ?

We can if only we lift off our eyes from oil and invest heavily in education and human resources but Lai lai ! Na to thief the money sure pass.
Nigeria indeed is a zoo.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Reacts To David Cameron’s Corruption Comment On Nigeria by GANJAFARMER: 1:47am On May 11, 2016
ganisucks:
Can this President be real for one second. The British Prime minister, who W̶̲̥̅̊åS̤̈̊ by the way expressing a callous opinion, said that Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ, I A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ everybody in this country is Fantastically Corrupt. He wasn't ambigious, neither did he say it W̶̲̥̅̊åS̤̈̊ only the previous administration that W̶̲̥̅̊åS̤̈̊ corrupt. ΨђåƮ is wrong with this guy, is he slow or ΨђåƮ. Mr President, quit this ignorance game, A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ come up with a better response, instead ☀̤̣̈̇f this Kindergarten PR work, Please.
His zombies will bite you shege for this comment . grin
Crime / Re: Court Awards $1Million To Ricky Jackson For Spending 40 Years In Jail Wrongly by GANJAFARMER: 7:34pm On May 10, 2016
VickyRotex:


Quite sad.


He was 17 when this happened. Not sure he had any child then.

I really hope he has the strength to start all over again and raise kids before he departs.

Cos 57 years old with such experience aint a nice pill to chew at all.
But a typical Black man will suck it up and and bear the brunt.

He should get guj and a shoot somebody in charge of the justice system of where he was convicted and jailed , drop the cheque or whatever document that was attached to the one million dollar and kill himself to pass a message to the biased justice system that has constantly and wrongly in a systemic way jailed innocent black boys over a crime they know nothing about.

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Crime / Re: Court Awards $1Million To Ricky Jackson For Spending 40 Years In Jail Wrongly by GANJAFARMER: 7:23pm On May 10, 2016
VickyRotex:
No amount of money can replace the wasted years.

Oga o. 40 years is a lot. Long before I was even born. embarassed

And I already feel like I've lived for 100 years. undecided
His jail time was a stark reminder of the embers of slavery and the championing of racism.

He should take the money and go in peace and ensure raises better children that won't fall into the same problems in the future.
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode: EFCC Secures Remand Warrant To Keep Ex Minister by GANJAFARMER: 7:17pm On May 10, 2016
deeway200:
You are all here, yanking rubbish while your democracy is being played like a football
I'm beginning to believe Nnamdi Kanu about his comments referring to "Nigeria" as a zoo. Unconstitutional and arrogant display of power in a democratic Govt. is a disaster waiting to happen to the country's integrity , economic growth and chaos would become the order of the day.
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode: EFCC Secures Remand Warrant To Keep Ex Minister by GANJAFARMER: 7:11pm On May 10, 2016
alizma:

you still don't know more than the court in this biz
Does the Nigerian Govt. respect her court rooms again ?
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode: EFCC Secures Remand Warrant To Keep Ex Minister by GANJAFARMER: 7:08pm On May 10, 2016
modath:
So all the religious bigotry and sentiments whipping didn't even work? Best thing for his to pay what he can now and post date the rest.

Magu isn't smiling and he will chop any bagger...

Guess he will take over Nurse Metuh's former EFCC "quarters" .... I predict another.... lipsrsealed
I guess you've already pronouced him guilty simply because his name is being mentioned as one of those who are corrupt which I understood quite alright but it is the shame of a nation to hang a man who has not been pronounced guilty by any judge or competent court of law.
Until we collectively reject this form of highhandedness Nigeria will remain stagnant after all you can't fight a just cause by disobeying all the tenets of that particular system that gave you that power to fight that cause.
Buhari and people like you are a disgrace and a disaster to mankind and the rule of law.

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