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Foreign Affairs / Re: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by GANJAFARMER: 11:09am On Jan 26, 2016
We the good people of Nigeria deserve this kind of law to checkmate the excesses of our one wife system that is being forced on us by our women. grin

With this kind of law in place , I'm sure of landing Deejavuu and caracta on top one bed at the same time .

Everything go just dey double double . grin grin
Crime / Re: Man Sells Salt As Insecticide In A School In Kaduna (Photos) by GANJAFARMER: 11:01am On Jan 26, 2016
Fiwasayo:
Funny how some people like to take advantage of some situations,and gain from people in dubious ways.
It is called " hustle " grin grin grin


Bad hustler ..... cheesy
Politics / Re: Probe, Jail Jonathan If Found Guilty – NEF by GANJAFARMER: 9:56am On Jan 26, 2016
Na only jail ? grin

Abeg , make we hear word jare - Let's implement the last confab report jare.

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Politics / Re: Nneka Ararume That Olisa Metuh Gave $2 Million Cash To Invest (Photo) by GANJAFARMER: 9:10am On Jan 26, 2016
Fawklicant:


How is the money ilegally gotten? Does he not have legitimate businesses? Or because he is a politician, he shouldnt have investments? Before he ventured into politics, what was his occupation? Was he on govt appointment that he should abdicate his businesses?
How much os 2m dollars?

If the efcc arrests you for an alleged crime of say N4 found in your account paid to you by a company you provided a service for at theexact same amount and then goes ahead to insinuate that because they noticed that you built a house of N3, therefore both sums came from the same company even when there is no proof that says so, are you guilty as charged?

Learn to check your emotions and use reason. Giving a dog a bad namein order to hang it is BS.
Kindly go back, read and comprehend before jumping on me like a rabid dog .

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Politics / Re: Nneka Ararume That Olisa Metuh Gave $2 Million Cash To Invest (Photo) by GANJAFARMER: 8:49am On Jan 26, 2016
PentiumPro:
I don't know why people are putting this babe into the public space.
She is just an Investment Banker and Wealth Manager doing her job, she is neither a police officer or an EFCC official to start asking question as to the source of fund put under her care to manage.
Please let's allow her the privacy she deserve.
And if you're in her shoes and someone brings in an amount he couldn't possibly earn in a lifetime , you wouldn't ask questions ?
May I also remind you that every bank in Nigeria today have an EFCC staff attached to them to ensure that all funds being channeled through that bank is well documented and the source well documented .
Truth be told , everyone of them that came across that money can't deny not being aware that the same fund was illegally gotten and has every right to report to the appropriate authority to do the needful , we really need to stop making excuses for corrupt people by raising some mumbo jumbo jargon based on beauracracy.
In the eyes of the law , even ignorance is not an excuse and if we must fight this fight and win we must bring everyone involved to justice and stop making lame excuses for them while calling for the others to be hanged - That itself , is another corruption and injustice, unless her case was purely that of a plea bargain which is attainable if a deal is being made with the prosecuting body which hasn't been mentioned yet.

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Obama Holding Bill Clinton's Suit Jacket In 2005 by GANJAFARMER: 8:23am On Jan 26, 2016
NoreenUG:


If you also noticed, most Nigerians defended that disgraceful video of a DSS officer wiping Dambazzau's shoe, because they believe it as a sign of "respect". These immbeciles don't even know that lines exist in professional settings, and that nonsense was simply unacceptable in a developed society.
Nigerians are morally bankrupt people. Plain and simple.
Even in our offices and where we work , you'll always notice that shameful attitude from your colleagues and if you're different they simply label you as someone who lacks home training and this isn't because you were disrespectful but simply because you've refused to go extra mile to lick your bosses ass like they all do.
While I will always argue that such culture of showing respect to elders and people with authority , I wont also fail to point out how some manipulative people uses such cheap respect to blackmail and turn you to their errand boy or girl and this is where we need to draw the line.
There was a time I met my two bosses in Arik airline on our way to Port Harcourt from Lagos and I noticed how friendly they've become within hours of sitting together in the airport and just when I was about to discharge them with some excuses these two old men that were old enough to be my father asked for the impossible .

They want me to help them solicit for sex from very young and beautiful girls in Port Harcourt which I downplayed but they jokingly insisted that they've seen my facebook page and ordered me to do the needful while cajoling me that I'm not loyal which I out of this same respect accepted just to leave them and their constant demand and switched off my phone as soon as I got home, and each time I switched on my phone back , their text messages keeping coming and at point they got angry and stopped disturbing me , but it was very clear to me that I'll have some problems when I came across one of them outside the shores of Nigeria and he called me a "fucck up boy" in the presence of my colleagues and I'm going to be working under this man for the next 6yrs and that was when it dawned on me that nemesis have finally caught up with me. - To cut a long story short : Till this very moment wherever I'm transferred they've tried in frustrating my career and it seems they are in a kind of gang because whenever I arrive at a new work station ,I'll always come across one of them or their pack of friends and the animosity continues to a point where I wanted to go and apologize to one of them who seem to be connected and at the same time the leader of the gang.
The message is simple - I screwed them over and they are only trying to get back at me but who cares.
Pay me what is accrued to me and forget about any other incentive I will have to miss because they feel they have an ax to grind with me.
Truth is that manipulative people uses this societal show of shame called 'respect' to flog folks back into line to enable them have their way.

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Family / Re: Ladies,can U Marry A Man With 2 Or 3 Kids? by GANJAFARMER: 7:25am On Jan 26, 2016
Rainess:
It isn't ideal and I would rather not marry a guy with kids. I am too young and also there is always drama with the kids' mother. But if he is my soul mate I would
How do you figure out that he's your soul mate ?
Family / Re: I Couldn't Say A Word When I Saw This (photo) by GANJAFARMER: 7:20am On Jan 26, 2016
fowlyansh181:
did you care to ask what she does before getting hit? undecided
Nohing justifies hitting another person in this life unless she hits you first.

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Obama Holding Bill Clinton's Suit Jacket In 2005 by GANJAFARMER: 7:10am On Jan 26, 2016
Alikote:
there no evidence he holding clintons suit...it looks like his own suit ...clinton has a body gaurd behind that should preferably hold the suit not senator obama
Don't blame these guys - It's a Nigerian thing , they will lick the ass of anyone in power , authority and with money .

We've seen how they've turned our policemen and women into hand bag handlers leaving their primary assignment .

This is what poverty has done to our psyche and it will take a lot of self esteem to change all that . grin
This is why they worship the same politician even as they steal them blind .

Obama was holding his own suit yet they've attached his success and hard work to being humble by holding a suit for Bill Clinton - A man whose insatiable libido was an issue well known by all democrats . cheesy
Who did this to us ?
Politics / Re: Picture Of Obama Holding Bill Clinton's Suit Jacket In 2005 by GANJAFARMER: 7:05am On Jan 26, 2016
Moronic Nigerians actually believed that Obama was holding President Clinton's stuff ? undecided

And they took the stupidity to another level by saying that humility pays , I'm not disputing that but hey ! could this be the reason why an average Nigerian , Nigerian police and almost everyone of us will turn ourselves into slaves and Mumu when we come across rich people?

Could this be the reason why we worship fame , wealth and people that seem to make it rain even when they are morally bankrupt ?
Obama wasn't holding nothing but his own cloth . Shikena !!

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Family / Re: 'return Me To My Former Shape Before A Divorce' - Wife Tells Husband by GANJAFARMER: 10:40pm On Jan 25, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
Hahahahahaha grin grin grin

Brother, return her back to the shape you met her biko..

Now you know she is stubborn and rude, even after lying to her that you weren't married angry grin!!
Hehe grin grin grin

How the man wan take return her nau ? cheesy
This is for better for worse .

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Rehabilitated Roads In Aba And Other Ongoing Projects by GANJAFARMER: 5:29pm On Jan 25, 2016
The past Governor of Abia state deserved to be killed by any good citizen of Abia State .

That man is a watse of human existence and dignity but my problem remains that the indegene of this state are notorious for their indiscriminate dumping of refuse and zero tolerance for constituted authorities, I hope they change for their own good sha .

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You See Your Ex Who Dumped You Because You Had No Car (Photo) by GANJAFARMER: 4:20pm On Jan 25, 2016
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Politics / Re: Nigerians Blast Buratai On Twitter,Say He Shld Be Tried 4 $2.1bn Arms Deal(Pics by GANJAFARMER: 2:18pm On Jan 25, 2016
The negative precedent that Buhari in his bigoted mind is setting up in our system will definitely catch up with him and his associates in the future.

Let him enjoy his dictatorial tendencies while it lasts .

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Politics / Re: God Has A Hand In Nigeria’s Present Economic Challenges — APC by GANJAFARMER: 7:11pm On Jan 22, 2016
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The 'sai' chanting zombies will surely defend this one I swear .

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Politics / Re: 'Buhari's Budget Moves Domestic Spending In Aso Villa From N580m To N1.7bn' by GANJAFARMER: 6:27pm On Jan 22, 2016
noblezone:


Please clear me a bit.
What's fraudulent about the IPOB?

The very idea or the make up?

Also, I don't think any sane person should be angry with you for having a different opinion.

We all must not see it same way all the time.

For example, I am convinced the foundation of Nigeria as laid my slave traders is one of the greatest frauds on this earth.

I am also convinced that as result of irreconcilable differences, that the circle of blood will never stop.

Even the attempt made by Jonathan. for us to negotiate Nigeria has been trashed by the North!

if the idea is a fraud, please convince me. I am ready and willing to learn.

If it is the make up. please what are your observations.

Hope you are doing great?
it's been a while.
The problem with you folks is that you intend to pioneer your interest riding on the back of my interest.
You don't even want to aknowledge it yet in one breath you want it supported with all vigor and strength .
Can't you guys ask yourselves the simple question : Why this level of disunity ?
Politics / Re: 'Buhari's Budget Moves Domestic Spending In Aso Villa From N580m To N1.7bn' by GANJAFARMER: 6:22pm On Jan 22, 2016
Observant:



Paid hack, go and ask your oga Buhari na, a prostitute like you jumping from one camp to another with zero allegiance should have first hand information na.
You no longer do all those your useless analysis after your mouth have been stuffed with money.
You have been reduced and relegated to the "We Niger Delta and "We South- South" sectorial discussion. Chai.... wetin money fit do man no be here o.

I know TonyeBarcanista, he's not a paid hand - He's a man that wants to speak according to his conscience , ideology , belief system and his understanding of the subject matter even as temptation is all over the air but I have the ultimate belief that he will come out of it stronger.
FYI : if you keep making mockery of the genuine struggle of the Niger Delta people then I can assure you that IPOB will die a natural death like MASSOB - relegated to the backwaters of the Nigerian system.

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Politics / Re: 'Buhari's Budget Moves Domestic Spending In Aso Villa From N580m To N1.7bn' by GANJAFARMER: 8:37am On Jan 21, 2016
Demdem:
Seriously, some line items needs to be expunged completely expecially those that can't be explained in the whole budget. Let the NASS do the needful and do so and stop boring us with their noise.That's one of the reasons why they were elected. To checkmate the executives.
You suddenly started sounding civilized ? What happened ?

I guess the juju they gave to you is clearing gradually from your eyes . grin
Sorry to inform you that you've been scammed .
Oya shout 'change' three times to come back to your normal senses. grin

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Politics / Re: 'Buhari's Budget Moves Domestic Spending In Aso Villa From N580m To N1.7bn' by GANJAFARMER: 8:30am On Jan 21, 2016
Let me use this opportunity to call on the attention of all the rice eaters in this forum to explain how expensive rice have become in Aso Rock in the face of dwindling oil price.

Modath, NgeneUkwenu, Omenka , Passingshot ,Gbawe , and host of others too numerous to mention . grin grin

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Politics / Re: Metuh In Handcuffs Is Normal, Lesser Criminals Get Worse Treatment – Oshiomhole by GANJAFARMER: 8:19am On Jan 21, 2016
anonimi:
TRIBAL bigots and bloody HYPOCRITES do not want to recognise the DISCRIMINATORY treatment that has always been the hallmark of Buhari's rule since 1983.
Why
Are brains so empty like zombies really? shocked



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Considering the fact that they are all criminals , I'm not moved at all - When the table turns I hope we all have learnt our lessons.
Buhari should have been the one in handcuffs after he made treasonable comments which lead to the death of innocent youth corp members . But Jonathan was there trying to please everyone.
My message to all poiticians is simple , they should stay clean and make sure to have it their own way when the table turns after all what goes around comes around.
If I were Oshiomole I'll remain silent for tomorrow is another day in this game called politics.

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Budget Fails Integrity Test, Says Senate by GANJAFARMER: 10:42am On Jan 19, 2016
kannymoore:
[size=18pt]The senate and "integrity can NEVER be mentioned in the same breath!

You mean The same set of people who got car oans and yet added another set of billions of naira for the purchase of new cars?

These are the same people setting an "integrity test" for PMB's budget?

Bwaaaahaahahahahahahahahaaah!!!![/size]




Mtscheew!.... silly arseholes! angry
That one doesn't have integrity doesn't mean that they won't call out one that is supposedly spotless who doubles as an agent of the fight against kwarafshion.

Pull your head out of your ass and receive some sense.

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Budget Fails Integrity Test, Says Senate by GANJAFARMER: 10:39am On Jan 19, 2016
In Buhari's voice *Na Tinubu na im fut am por there*

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Politics / Re: This 18month Baby Was Killed With The Parents By Soldiers In Zaria Massacre(pics by GANJAFARMER: 10:35am On Jan 19, 2016
omenka:
Him no go release am. grin
Make him release the small boy joor!

Pikin no dey make mistake again ? grin

Rule number 1 : Always go Tompolo on uncle Bubu's Govt , if the man carry you dazz all. cheesy grin
Politics / Re: This 18month Baby Was Killed With The Parents By Soldiers In Zaria Massacre(pics by GANJAFARMER: 9:36am On Jan 19, 2016
omenka:
Bwahahahaha. They couldn't jug because of "internet activities of APC supporters". Chai!! What wouldn't one hear from iPod yoots??

Rotflmao. cheesycheesycheesy
Lmao @ Ipod yoots.

You get cataract ni ? Who dey follow those people ? You see me like IPOB ?

Oya tell uncle Bubu make him release Nnamdi Kanu . cheesy
Politics / Re: Militants Give Condition To Stop Bombings In N’delta by GANJAFARMER: 9:09am On Jan 19, 2016
texazzpete:


Sometimes, one wonders if the Chinese approach would have been better for us. In that case, these folks would all be rounded up and shot for crimes against the state.
You can't do that where there is no equity and fairness you'll only create chaos , news look too fake though .

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Politics / Re: This 18month Baby Was Killed With The Parents By Soldiers In Zaria Massacre(pics by GANJAFARMER: 9:06am On Jan 19, 2016
omenka:
Hahahaha. Who dey talk about useless commission?? I say, why una no jug every morning? Abi cold been too much?? cheesycheesy
We couldn't jog because you guys were busy marstubating over the whole internet chanting 'change' that is turning out to be a huge scam.

Omenka , you've been scammed. cheesy
Politics / Re: This 18month Baby Was Killed With The Parents By Soldiers In Zaria Massacre(pics by GANJAFARMER: 8:59am On Jan 19, 2016
omenka:
Why didn't you people do morning exercises demanding Biabia when that Olodo was the president??

Why didn't you take to the streets when he jailed Massob members??

Why didn't you take to the streets when some 50 or so bodies of Massob members/supporters washed up on a river in the SE??

Yeye dey smell.

#Hypocrisy on fleek.
At least a commission of inquiry was set up to investigate what happened unlike your super Olodo General who became deaf and dumb . Little wonder he still thinks that West Germany still exist.

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Romance / Re: When A Nigerian Says "Look At How You Are" Meaning by GANJAFARMER: 8:57am On Jan 19, 2016

Politics / Re: This 18month Baby Was Killed With The Parents By Soldiers In Zaria Massacre(pics by GANJAFARMER: 11:41pm On Jan 18, 2016
abduljabbar4:
That's exactly what I was trying to explain some months ago when I got banned for "supporting violence". Yes the shiites started it but the innocent ones that were killed are by far more than the trouble makers among them in number. Its just like deciding to kill all Muslims because of one small boko haram.
You haven't said anything.

Why are your Northern elders not asking questions yet as it concerns this inhumane treatment meted out to Shiites Muslims ?

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Romance / Re: See!! Boyfriend's Reaction After Girlfriend Told Him She Was Raped by GANJAFARMER: 11:20pm On Jan 18, 2016
cruzita:
u were raped and u opened ur legs for him to kpash u on top u strong oo
Her strong no be small. grin grin

Family / Re: When Your Mother Calls You The Devil by GANJAFARMER: 11:14pm On Jan 18, 2016
daretodiffer:


Oops! She is tight. I don't see why you are still alive sef. She should have kileld you a long time ago.

grin grin

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Family / Re: Little Kid Peeping At Her Aunt's Panties (Photo) by GANJAFARMER: 10:33pm On Jan 18, 2016
AwesomeDuru:
The innocent little boy is not looking at anything. Probably he even has his eyes closed sef. Stop begging a situation that is not there. Do you think he has attention by looking up there? What's even there to see? Dirty pants, Bushy v.agina, yeast infection.. There's nothing glorious under a woman's skirt trust me.
I totally disagree with your last sentence - That little boy came out from one like she's got right there , same with you and I .
The continuation of the human race relies solely under a woman's skirt, science and technology can do otherwise but that place remains the safest and surest way to our survival .

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