McCarlito:
Is there any weight too heavy for a woman to carry on bed
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Not at all, instead dem go carry hammer ram that place by themselves .
The place sabi scratch dem o , only say men too dey fast forward things .
Make we all just get mind, you go see as Deejavuu and caracta go dey beg us inside this forum for ordinary kiss.

noblemails:
Total waste of time and resources calling customer care

see calculations for untop MTN head!

MTN e yaf finish.

aoyih:



Bros, u never see anything, MTN actually has the worst customer service reps in the sense that, it takes forever for them to get connected to you, but Airtel doesn't take up to 2 minutes for you to get connected to a customer care rep, but trust me, their system might either be upgrading or the software is down for them to help fix your issue, thus your aim of calling might not be met.
As for Etisalat, I never and will never use it....so know nothing about it.

Etisalat has a similar attribute to that of Airtel.
I use etisalat only for everything but sometimes my phone would be off and yet people would be telling that they've been calling me and it rang and I would be like " I no see your missed call o "
But MTN is a dead service provider awaiting burial

MTN , the mutherfuckers screwed up my plans to download my travel itinerary and the customer care service provider hooked me up to one thing called "Tunde" we ended up fighting on phone and we engaged ourselves in a brawl before we both cut it .
I broke that line and tossed their SIM card into the trash can - if Na only me MTN for dun park commot for Naija but on a second thought, how about our people that would end up jobless ?

He should count himself lucky for receiving an ordinary sack letter - In this state we do not waste time with traitors like Amaechi.

freecocoa:
It's a pity.

It's just all the more sad that she was focused on fighting the numerous mistresses than actually realising she married a philanderer, what time wasted, smh.


Good thing she's decided to move on and be strong.


That's if this story na true, something tells me she's going no where.

Of course you know your fellow Nigerian girls - As long as the money is raining like southern Nigeria , she ain't going nowhere.
Shebi I tell you say na woman be their own enemy .

Yeye boy and his weak game .

At 22 I was jumping from puccy to puccy day in day out with one permanent puccy always on time with too many side chicks.


What's wrong with young men of these days?

doctokwus:
Don't know the brand of ogogoro some of these ND people even take that distorts their senses.
They just end up giving the good ones bad names.
Why can't this dimwit tell Tompolo to submit himself to court.This is d way they have allowed touts and militants become their leaders while good,honest,dedicated men waste away.

Just like your leprosy infested tribe men that can't survive without the free oil money from the Niger Delta.

Stories to keep zombies like demdem happy.

Agubushmenyo:


Wasn't even reffering to states. We are talking about Presidential. Who need states when Apc controls majority!

You don't even know what you're talking about ....smh

Typical zombie mentality - You need the states to look presidential enough .

Koolking:


You wailed for nothing bro. Not worth my time. Cheers

Of course as expected , you've ran out of your wacko ideas on how to wail.

APC wailing more than the wailers since Supreme Court judgement.

Agubushmenyo:
PDP happy that Supreme court upheld the election and didn't give heed to Card readers. But they have forgotten that APC is in power... We are back to the good old days of massive rigging and ballot box wahala. If APC were WISE, they will consult OBJ to show them the way of Rigging!!

Lol , can you rig in a state where your popularity is nothing to next ?

Amaechi started violence in Rivers State to rig the election and Wike showed him the real face of violence.

If you like be in power , there are states you just can't take and that is a fact.
PDP was so strong under Obasanjo yet they couldn't take Lagos.
Brood on it bro - You're a child .

Koolking:


Too embarrassing dealing with kids on Nairaland. I won't give you the luxury of arguing with you. Go and frolic in the sand, boy. You don't speak in the council of elders.

You mean, because the constitution does not make provision for technology, we can not employ technology (in this 21century) as acceptable means of achieving desired results? Judgement cannot be made based on logically necessary consequence? We can only experience CHANGE, when we imbibe CHANGE. One desperate judge cannot tell me the constitution does not provide for technology to be used in monitoring govt revenue hence cannot be employed to checkmate corruption in the system if that's the way to go.

You have a serious problem with comprehension my friend and I wont spend time trying to educate a zombie .
You don't expect the supreme court to give judgement using a tool that is not constitutionally recognized even if it will save the earth .
Go read up something and stop showcasing your ignorance that seem to be on a colossal level.

imhotep:

^^ APC: Traumatized, deluded and mentally incapacitated, all at the same time

Shameless lots that has no dignity left in them.

They hate the same law but was using the same court to make their opposition viable before mounting the Aso Rock.

The Supreme court remains supreme this is the koko of the matter .

Even the President is aware of this yet his zombies won't listen.
Mumu people .

gfullmoon:
Make I hear Card Reader again for this re-run. According to our Supreme Court accept or believe in Card Reader at your own peril. This Card Reader was a wonderful innovation and a milestone in our electoral Management but Supreme Court judgements had almost rubbished it. INEC should learnt their lessons now and make the National Assembly pass it as a Law.

The highlighted should be what they should be doing now and not ranting online and FYI the Supreme Court didn't rubbish anything at all - They only made reference to the constitution unless you're now saying that the constituion is seriously flawed in that aspect.

Most pro APC nairalnaders are deluded .

Let them continue wailing more than their fellow country men they labelled wailers .

onatisi:

This is another point ppl are missing. The card reader does not superced the voters register,the voters register seems to the constitutional standard and apc wasn't able to prove that the votes casted outnumbers the voters register.

They won't listen to the voice of reason but what they want is paramount and not what the law dictates. This is the most ridiculous set of people I've ever listened to in my life.

Koolking:
We have a long way to go as a country. Supreme has set a bad antecedence with the reasons given for their judgement. Technology is way to go if we are to conduct free and fair election in this country, going by our avoidable tendencies to defraud. Countries are breaking bounds with technologies. Why can't we encourage same here. Oh! I see, it won't favour certain people with despicable character. They want their minority will to prevail over the will of the majority (masses).

I am hugely disappointed in the supreme court for their reasons for passing skewed judgement - only based on extant laws of the land, whatever happens to implied act which guides judgement is a deep concern to me.

It is high time we reviewed our laws to align with technologies. Technology is what drive a formidable nation.

Shame!

The problem with folks like you is that you're myopic in your reasoning .
If you want the card reader badly as a basis to ensuring that elections are free and fair then add it to the constituion and stop blaming the Supreme court for doing their job as it is written in our book( constitution)

OrlandoOwoh:

It makes me wonder if those judges did logic, a important course before the award of LLB, in the university.

Keep on wailing .

They do not base their judgement on some wacko logic but on the constitution and the constitution has the final say and not even them - The constitution is like a bible that must be adhered to religiously and that was what they did ,logic or no logic.

If the law says that a man must be amputated for a particular crime and the man already had a hand that was amputated the Supreme Court will still pass the judgement that the same man should be amputated even if he has no arms left to amputate. This is the law for you but some wacko lawyers with your mindset will argue that since he's left with no hand to amputate that his legs or diick should go for it.
The law says 'a' and it must be 'a' no logic here but the law.

sweetgala:


The statement of the supreme Court did not address the failure of the card reader, it completely dismissed it as a tool for accreditation.

What that means is in the future, a party to a legal suite can argue that the use of the card reader in an election contravened the Constitution and therefore the election is null and void,where the card reader has 100% efficiency and thereby negating reliance in the voters register.

You can twist your mind but certainly you can't twist the mind of everyone - The Supreme court judgement was based on constitutional provision and not some card reader that has no constitutional backing .
#Shekina!

This is why they call it 'Supreme Court' where justice has no eyes neither a tongue but follows the law and the constituion and not the appellate court where lawyers utter their mumbo jumbo to deceive the gullible and ill educated minds of the society .

The judgement is simple : Biometric accreditation is not constitutional and can't be used as a platform to cancel an election that was conducted under INEC's guidelines, declared free and fair by INEC with some irregularities as witnessed all over the country which was the backbone of APC's call for the cancellation of the entire election for a fresh rerun.
What the APC wanted was a shift of the goal post now that all odds are against them. Well, they are the majority in both houses and should call for a constitutional provision to that effect and not ranting online like bunch of rabid dogs.

daretodiffer:

The mere fact that your mother is crazy and emotionally unbalanced, that she is always tutored by your fa-ther does not mean every woman is.

Ode!

E pain am.

Olodo!

daretodiffer:


I didn't know about that

Aha!! Kwontinu .

When I tell people that all women are crazy kind of emotionally unbalanced set of people that needed to be tutored like kids , they will call me a 'misogynist' but this is the truth.

Just look at a supposedly educated daretodiffer , a mordern woman in the 21st century defending the indefensible .

Make she go back that house joor , create timetable for oga abeg.

Bite me if you can

mizmia:

She was my senior in school and she graduated 2001 is she telling me she telling me she was 14 when she graduated? I know her beginning wella

Aproko people , well done o .

You know her wella ! So fuccking what ?

daretodiffer:


Lol

What about if it wasn't her wealty that attracted her? What if she married him when he was struggling? Would you still say that she deserves to be cheated on?

That aside, you forgot one thing. His wealth for not matter, what attracts her does not matter once he made the decision to marry her and procreate with her. She is bound to be affected by his actions and if anything should happen to him, she will be affected jsuta as much. She is no longer that gf that can flee at anytime. She has every right to feel offended when he cheats on her. He could have decided to have her as his mistress or baby mama but he chose to marry her and marriage brings an entitlement with it!!


cc ronald4liff

You forgot to add that the first wife didn't flee and created hell on earth when he cheated with her and eventually married her.

daretodiffer:


Nope

If she is smart, she would have secured her and her children's future.

Of course she will always do that but not like when you're getitng it front the source .

The lesson here is simple , you can't hold a made man down with one pussy - Be ready to share.

ronald4lif:


Collecting her share would be determined by pre-nuptial agreements (if there was one) and the terms of such contract.

Women of her type, gold diggers to be concise, are always quick to tell anyone who cares to listen that they would rather cry in a Limo than cry in the comfort of a face me I slap you house.

But they are quick to forget this declaration as soon as they finally land themselves a man who would provide them with this limo. They want such men all to themselves and it's practically impossible.

Gbam! Rich with an eye for hot legs and pants don't do that shiit called 'pre-nuptial' agreement .

Gold diggers would always jump at the slightest offer of security even when the agreement is not binding and not stated in black and white .
You want money ? Come get it . Danjuma just taught them a lesson if only others will learn.

daretodiffer:



She will be very careful and if he catches her, na to deny am for court and collect her share.

Well , I'm sure that the amount of money and material wealth she was getting wouldn't let her see this coming and there was no way on earth she would have made all those arrangements those times when all that matters to her was nothing but the instant wealth she will get .My dear her only saving grace is simply if she's been saving for the rainy day.

The lesson here is simple ; women should stop running after the security men has to offer all the time and look beyond it , but again the greed that binds women is longer than third mainland bridge.
No be Naija again ? You go waka for court taya.

dearpreye:
He that keeps his mouth keeps himself from troubles.

JJ Omojuwa planted a shameless mole into a PDP Think Thank group and thereby succeeded in getting access into the group and displayed the members mobile numbers on his twitter handle for the whole world to see. He then tagged his fellow zombies to attack those who then labelled enemies of the nation.

That scum called former President a pig. My friends whose numbers he placed on the Internet received a deluge of threat messages and calls. Those who hate threats and intimidation must cease doing same to others.

The idiiot feels he can do shiit and go scot free.

He will get what he deserves in the fullness of time.

Another tight arrangee but it's good for our failed society .

Time to westernize and feel fly - African men don't love like that but all is well.

ramalot:


Since the internet routes through satellites in space, which required such advanced scientific knowledge to execute, I recommend you log out. That way you're not contributing to "destroying the order."

That way, you can stay in the wilderness with your great all seeing eye till the end of days.

Before your internet routes through your worthless satellites in space existed - The all seeing eyes who existed and lives forever before the ancient of days made it possible , just to enable you appreciate it ,but again what have you used it for ?
Diseases you can't cure ravages you until you piss in your pants and and shake with horror at the mention of an ordinary disease? Yet you don't get the message .
We will log in here to educate you until you acquire true knowledge and wisdom and not what you've been running with for ages with no answer to your ultimate question.