KashyBaby:
Lol...now the follow up question is...who's the main chick & who's the d side chick?

There is always another ass

It depends on who's on duty

believe these crooks at your own peril .

madridguy:
If Nnamdi Kanu can be arrested and detained I don't see reason why FFK should be a freeman by now.

DSS, please go after this basketmouth and make him companion to Nnamdi Kanu or Sheikh Ibrahim Yaqoub Zakzaky.

FFK, as you are calling for war, may you never know peace again. Omo ale jatijati

Chairman , House Committee on Middle Belt Affairs

Fedayeen:
If only buhari will toe this path of honor also

You have no idea how much the typical Hausa/Fulnai oligarchs love power - Buhari would rather collapse in front of United Nations building in New York embarrassing us than resign from that seat.

WhiskeyTangoFox:
@darkchocolate I had a massive boner (no disrespect) after reading ur write up.....u explained better than most guys can......shows ur level of exposure and intelligence regarding an issue modern ladies seem to know less about (not stereotyping)....u sound like a "guy's gal"....keep it up

Hehe .... This your comolete fit make woman off pant o .

Fire down , your ministry must move to permanent site

kennysteve77:
I get a perfect answer to op's question but the poster above me don take waste the space wey I for like use and he no get anything to say. Next time sha...

LastMumu:
With weeds, all things are possible.



When people are pulling trucks and planes with their teeth? Guinness book of Records ko, Gulder books of data ni.

Chai ! See as you finish people for here

I

Ebukaobi:
IPOB media and their LIES



This is the FACT! - Buhari will lead A UNITED NIGERIA till 2023

The progressives are already making plans to ensure that we make provisions for a 3rd term till 2027.

Haters can choke and die if they dont like it

I wonder how you have so much bitterness inside you and still survive .

Gboliwe:
Karma is an unforgiving Bush with very strong memory.

I wonder though how he was moving around with N2.8m. Is this how our currency has fallen?

He was probably set up by someone very close - the story clearly stated he suspected that someone that knows him very well was among them , then he needs not look any further .His close associates are involved no matter the level of that associate .

Richy4:
When is he heading to Bahamas......They should inform whoever that is organizing his trip or tour, he can't complete 2016 without going there... I still think it's a wonderful place to be.... It will be good for his skin.... chilling under a coconut tree and a massage with coconut-oil .... looking straight towards the beach... ...forgetting the trailer load of the problems in Nigeria for 2 weeks as he does

when he gets back he tell them Oh!! I feel your pains and sufferings........and the people will clap

smh

Buhari El junketer .

Buhari will always be a big joke but his supporters are unbelievably dumb to an annoying point.

They simply stun me with their stupidity .

But op , your own strong o !
Woman Wey no gree give you kpomo chop na there you still go waste your time dey solve her problem?

Omo ! You for tell her say make she submit herself first without questions.

Dull boys are like MTN these days , anywhere you go .

Ramanto:
Nice Write-up, Op. I Seriously Don't Understand Why Nigerians Gals Are So Rude. Even The Unpresentably Ugly Ones..Rubbish

Na wao ! You guys really want anyone woman you come across to smile at you ?

C'mon ! Guys, you guys should wake up nau - Don't make these women feel too special abeg , we need them around but they need us more .

Naff24:

And u go become baby daddy

Few years after, una go dey claim say u get pikin for one woman ko

Na thunder go fire ur joystick wey dey make u form shey u kolo

Lol, e pain you sha ! Anyway keep your toto one place if not boys go give you belle anyhow .

slyIsaac:









Well technically speaking... The guy no get beards na.....


Anyway sha. Someone should introduce the girl to nairaland so she can come n tell us how Single life is "Sweet" at 35

Hehe...... They will tell you some bulshiit stories that will make you puke but hey ! With women like that around, men got a lot of options .
Let them remain single Abeg till 50 .

IMPORTANT PLS READ

Hmmmmm.... The Bible even warned us
about APC BUT we don't read our bible.
.. Can someone open to Proverbs 24 vs
21 and 22...
My son fear the Lord , And fear the King
as well; Do not associate with those that
say "CHANGE "
22: For their calamity comes quickly. ..
and the disaster the both may bring. .
Good morning my fellow Nigerians # prayfornigeria #⁠⁠⁠⁠

Girls still reject people these days ?

Abeg make I hear word jare!

franzis:

Yeye people , igbo man fit get one million naira for account dey live for face me and I face you house - but south south and south west people go just get small money begin make noise everywhere.

Linda go yab them after 10 yrs .

Pidggin:
Has the court stopped functioning? Let this issue be handled in court and not on pages of Newspapers

You've forgotten that APC Buhari led administration only fight corruption on the pages of news papers and social media ?

I trust Abia state nau , no be this efulefu Imo and Enugu state folks that are crying like ladies hit by menstrual pains over some fuccking nomads .

Here in Rivers State they simply varnish without a trace.
Do anything but do it silently .

Where I come from fulani respects themselves because each time they misbehave it will take them another year to set foot on that land.

PureWays:
Haba!

Which one be haba again?

But why are men killing themselves over a cheating woman, after all she will wash t for you - Just get yourself plenty girls and watch your cheating wife die in pains.

SweetieConstie:
God bless Nigeria!

Damnit!! You took the words right out of my mouth , what's the matter with you ?

God bless Nigeria jare !

dare2differ:


You won't know na

Hehe , I will o

I have this miniature toto reading meter that will send back signals of every activity down there to my laptop or mobile phone . From the number of thrust to the amount of fluid deposited if any and would also record if any foreign body eg condoms was present and it will have the capacity to give me the exact time using body heat as an indicator.This meter is designed in such a way that it could analyze and tell that something different fitted into that cavity.
You wanna try ?

PureWays:
I know it can be very painful and frustrating if you find out that your lady cheats on you, but as we all know most cheaters (The men) disagree with double standards when it comes to cheating... Lol..
So, here is my question:

What could make you forgive your wife if she cheats and ask for your forgiveness?
Considering the fact that you ain't no saint, will you forgive her?

If she can help me lure the men she's been cheating with to a location where I can sodomize them under her watch after then I'll shut her up forever.

sukkot:
the otuoke kleptomaniacs time to eat beans has come

You wish.

The Olodo General is about to screw you all.

Finally , its about to go down.

DaBullIT:
I see no compromise here


Odinary Davido flaunts more than this

Davido didn't came into limelight as the son of a loud mouthed Governor/politician.

Sometimes I wonder if you guys still have a brain to use .