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Romance › Re: Surest Way To Know If Your Boyfriend Is Cheating by GANJAFARMER: 9:34am On Apr 29, 2016

KashyBaby:
Lol...now the follow up question is...who's the main chick & who's the d side chick?

There is always another ass tongue

It depends on who's on duty grin

Politics › Re: Economic Diversification: CBN Will Invest To Create Jobs, Wealth — Emefiele by GANJAFARMER: 9:11am On Apr 11, 2016

believe these crooks at your own peril .

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Politics › Re: The Murder Of The Fulani: #yugoslavia Unfolding. (by Ffk) by GANJAFARMER: 9:04am On Apr 11, 2016

madridguy:
If Nnamdi Kanu can be arrested and detained I don't see reason why FFK should be a freeman by now.

DSS, please go after this basketmouth and make him companion to Nnamdi Kanu or Sheikh Ibrahim Yaqoub Zakzaky.

FFK, as you are calling for war, may you never know peace again. Omo ale jatijati

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Politics › Hilarious Picture Of The Day. by GANJAFARMER(op): 8:10am On Apr 11, 2016

Chairman , House Committee on Middle Belt Affairs grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Arseny Yatsenyuk, Ukraine Pm Resigns by GANJAFARMER: 12:40am On Apr 11, 2016

Fedayeen:
If only buhari will toe this path of honor also

You have no idea how much the typical Hausa/Fulnai oligarchs love power - Buhari would rather collapse in front of United Nations building in New York embarrassing us than resign from that seat. grin

Car Talk › Re: Convertible Cars, Safe Or Not? by GANJAFARMER: 12:37am On Apr 11, 2016

WhiskeyTangoFox:
@darkchocolate I had a massive boner (no disrespect) after reading ur write up.....u explained better than most guys can......shows ur level of exposure and intelligence regarding an issue modern ladies seem to know less about (not stereotyping)....u sound like a "guy's gal"....keep it up

Hehe .... This your comolete fit make woman off pant o . cheesy

Fire down , your ministry must move to permanent site grin

Car Talk › Re: Convertible Cars, Safe Or Not? by GANJAFARMER: 12:35am On Apr 11, 2016

kennysteve77:
I get a perfect answer to op's question but the poster above me don ~~take~~ waste the space wey I for like use and he no get anything to say. Next time sha...

Nairaland General › Re: Labourer Carries Bag Of Cement With His Teeth In Lagos(photos) by GANJAFARMER: 12:32am On Apr 11, 2016

LastMumu:
With weeds, all things are possible.

When people are pulling trucks and planes with their teeth? Guinness book of Records ko, Gulder books of data ni.

Chai ! See as you finish people for here grin

Politics › Re: Dauda Adamu Kahutu "Rarara" Kidnapped By Gunmen In Kano by GANJAFARMER: 12:30am On Apr 11, 2016

Ebukaobi:
IPOB media and their LIES

This is the FACT! - Buhari will lead A UNITED NIGERIA till 2023

The progressives are already making plans to ensure that we make provisions for a 3rd term till 2027.

Haters can choke and die if they dont like it

I wonder how you have so much bitterness inside you and still survive .

Politics › Re: Dauda Adamu Kahutu "Rarara" Kidnapped By Gunmen In Kano by GANJAFARMER: 12:28am On Apr 11, 2016

Gboliwe:
Karma is an unforgiving Bush with very strong memory.

I wonder though how he was moving around with N2.8m. Is this how our currency has fallen?

He was probably set up by someone very close - the story clearly stated he suspected that someone that knows him very well was among them , then he needs not look any further .His close associates are involved no matter the level of that associate .

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Politics › Re: Even AIT Now Make Joke Of President Buhari Too Many Travels. PHOTO by GANJAFARMER: 12:19am On Apr 11, 2016

Richy4:
When is he heading to Bahamas......They should inform whoever that is organizing his trip or tour, he can't complete 2016 without going there... I still think it's a wonderful place to be.... It will be good for his skin.... chilling under a coconut tree and a massage with coconut-oil .... looking straight towards the beach... ...forgetting the trailer load of the problems in Nigeria for 2 weeks as he does

when he gets back he tell them Oh!! I feel your pains and sufferings........and the people will clap

smh

Buhari El junketer . cheesy

Politics › Re: Even AIT Now Make Joke Of President Buhari Too Many Travels. PHOTO by GANJAFARMER: 12:16am On Apr 11, 2016

Buhari will always be a big joke but his supporters are unbelievably dumb to an annoying point.

They simply stun me with their stupidity .

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Romance › Re: Open Letter; Our Women Be Careful With The Way You Treat Men- Alexisgist by GANJAFARMER: 12:13am On Apr 11, 2016

But op , your own strong o ! grin

Woman Wey no gree give you kpomo chop na there you still go waste your time dey solve her problem? grin

Omo ! You for tell her say make she submit herself first without questions. cheesy

Dull boys are like MTN these days , anywhere you go . grin

Romance › Re: Open Letter; Our Women Be Careful With The Way You Treat Men- Alexisgist by GANJAFARMER: 12:08am On Apr 11, 2016

Ramanto:
Nice Write-up, Op. I Seriously Don't Understand Why Nigerians Gals Are So Rude. Even The Unpresentably Ugly Ones..Rubbish

Na wao ! You guys really want anyone woman you come across to smile at you ? cheesy

C'mon ! Guys, you guys should wake up nau - Don't make these women feel too special abeg , we need them around but they need us more .

Romance › Re: Lady Lists What She Wants In A Boyfriend, See Suggestion She Got by GANJAFARMER: 11:43pm On Apr 10, 2016

Naff24:
And u go become baby daddy

Few years after, una go dey claim say u get pikin for one woman ko

Na thunder go fire ur joystick wey dey make u form shey u kolo

Lol, e pain you sha ! Anyway keep your toto one place if not boys go give you belle anyhow . cheesy

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Romance › Re: Lady Lists What She Wants In A Boyfriend, See Suggestion She Got by GANJAFARMER: 11:42pm On Apr 10, 2016

slyIsaac:

Well technically speaking... The guy no get beards na.....

Anyway sha. Someone should introduce the girl to nairaland so she can come n tell us how Single life is "Sweet" at 35

Hehe...... They will tell you some bulshiit stories that will make you puke but hey ! With women like that around, men got a lot of options . cool

Let them remain single Abeg till 50 . grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Suleman's 2015 Prophecy On Buhari Comes To Pass..? by GANJAFARMER: 11:32am On Apr 08, 2016

IMPORTANT PLS READ

Hmmmmm.... The Bible even warned us
about APC BUT we don't read our bible.
.. Can someone open to Proverbs 24 vs
21 and 22...
My son fear the Lord , And fear the King
as well; Do not associate with those that
say "CHANGE "
22: For their calamity comes quickly. ..
and the disaster the both may bring. .
Good morning my fellow Nigerians # prayfornigeria #⁠⁠⁠⁠ grin

Romance › Re: Some Silly Ways Guys Act When A Lady Turns Them Down by GANJAFARMER: 3:51am On Apr 08, 2016

Girls still reject people these days ? undecided

Abeg make I hear word jare!

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Jokes Etc › Re: How I Have Been Surviving Fuel Scarcity And Lack Of Electricity (photo) by GANJAFARMER: 2:34am On Apr 08, 2016

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Jokes Etc › Re: How I Have Been Surviving Fuel Scarcity And Lack Of Electricity (photo) by GANJAFARMER: 2:00am On Apr 08, 2016

franzis:

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Davido Stunt On Their Exotic Cars by GANJAFARMER: 12:02pm On Apr 05, 2016

Yeye people , igbo man fit get one million naira for account dey live for face me and I face you house - but south south and south west people go just get small money begin make noise everywhere. grin

Linda go yab them after 10 yrs .

Politics › Re: N400m Fraud: Metuh ‘cooked Up’ Allegations To Frustrate Trial —EFCC. by GANJAFARMER: 8:56am On Apr 05, 2016

Pidggin:
Has the court stopped functioning? Let this issue be handled in court and not on pages of Newspapers

You've forgotten that APC Buhari led administration only fight corruption on the pages of news papers and social media ? grin

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Crime › Re: Five Fulani Herdsmen Kidnapped In Abia Community by GANJAFARMER: 8:19am On Apr 05, 2016

I trust Abia state nau , no be this efulefu Imo and Enugu state folks that are crying like ladies hit by menstrual pains over some fuccking nomads .

Here in Rivers State they simply varnish without a trace.
Do anything but do it silently . cool

Where I come from fulani respects themselves because each time they misbehave it will take them another year to set foot on that land.

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Family › Re: What Can Make You Forgive Your Wife If She Cheats? by GANJAFARMER: 8:15am On Apr 05, 2016

PureWays:
Haba!

Which one be haba again? cheesy

But why are men killing themselves over a cheating woman, after all she will wash t for you grin

- Just get yourself plenty girls and watch your cheating wife die in pains. cheesy

Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Paralyses Lagos, Other Major Cities -PUNCH by GANJAFARMER: 7:39am On Apr 05, 2016

SweetieConstie:
God bless Nigeria!

Damnit!! You took the words right out of my mouth , what's the matter with you ? grin

God bless Nigeria jare ! grin

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Family › Re: What Can Make You Forgive Your Wife If She Cheats? by GANJAFARMER: 6:24am On Apr 05, 2016

dare2differ:

You won't know na

Hehe , I will o cheesy

I have this miniature toto reading meter that will send back signals of every activity down there to my laptop or mobile phone . From the number of thrust to the amount of fluid deposited if any and would also record if any foreign body eg condoms was present and it will have the capacity to give me the exact time using body heat as an indicator.This meter is designed in such a way that it could analyze and tell that something different fitted into that cavity. cheesy

You wanna try ? tongue

Family › Re: What Can Make You Forgive Your Wife If She Cheats? by GANJAFARMER: 11:06pm On Apr 04, 2016

PureWays:
I know it can be very painful and frustrating if you find out that your lady cheats on you, but as we all know most cheaters (The men) disagree with double standards when it comes to cheating... Lol..
So, here is my question:

What could make you forgive your wife if she cheats and ask for your forgiveness?
Considering the fact that you ain't no saint, will you forgive her?

If she can help me lure the men she's been cheating with to a location where I can sodomize them under her watch after then I'll shut her up forever. cool

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Politics › Re: EFCC Fixes Date For Jonathan's Arrest – Reportsafrique.com by GANJAFARMER: 7:13pm On Apr 04, 2016

sukkot:
the otuoke kleptomaniacs time to eat beans has come

You wish.

The Olodo General is about to screw you all.

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Politics › Re: EFCC Fixes Date For Jonathan's Arrest – Reportsafrique.com by GANJAFARMER: 7:12pm On Apr 04, 2016

Finally , its about to go down.

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Romance › Re: Kenny Brandmuse Scared Of Returning To Nigeria by GANJAFARMER: 1:16pm On Apr 04, 2016

Politics › Re: Viral Photos Of El-rufai's Son In Compromising Situations by GANJAFARMER: 7:56am On Apr 04, 2016

DaBullIT:
I see no compromise here

Odinary Davido flaunts more than this

Davido didn't came into limelight as the son of a loud mouthed Governor/politician.

Sometimes I wonder if you guys still have a brain to use .

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