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Science/Technology / Re: 100 Years On, Gravitational Waves Confirmed In Breakthrough Research by GANJAFARMER: 9:53pm On Feb 11, 2016
In our quest for civilization we've only succeded in destroying the order of universal arrangement with our fallen nature and poor knowledge but the all seeing eye is great and will remain greater till the end of days.

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Romance / Re: How To Spot Girls Looking For Boyfriend At Lagos Restaurants by GANJAFARMER: 4:44pm On Feb 11, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
grin grin grin NSG cracking my afternoon.. Numbers 13 & 14 are crazzyyyyyy grin..

@Skarlett, typical of most of your school girls tongue..

When Sammies was in vogue, you go buy food finish, yet no seat to sit down chop, all because 'aunties' don occupy person business place, turn am to chatting or prospective boifys waiting room grin..

The worst was charging their phones over a bottle of water until Sammies had to disconnect all charging points cheesy..
Uniport and Ph babes no get joy at all. cheesy
Romance / Re: How To Spot Girls Looking For Boyfriend At Lagos Restaurants by GANJAFARMER: 4:42pm On Feb 11, 2016
This op is so heartless. grin
Romance / Re: Embarrassment Of The Highest Order In My Life by GANJAFARMER: 7:53am On Feb 11, 2016
This is what you get for begging from neigbors and Nigerian neigbors can beg from pepper to salt.

Op , lesson learned is that you should always plan yourself.

Some Nigerians can beg and it's not normal.
Fashion / Re: How I Easily Got Pink Lips (photos) by GANJAFARMER: 5:47pm On Feb 10, 2016
You've been rubbing that shiity pink stuff on your lips ....smh

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Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Set To Re-marry After Her Marriage Crash by GANJAFARMER: 2:04pm On Feb 10, 2016
Fanirandele:



It's people like you that make many stay in abusive marriages till they are killed. This woman was courageous enough to leave an abusive marriage and you are here yarning dust angry

Congrats jare, to those in abusive relationships please have the courage to leave. You will surely find love again
You obviously lack simple comprehension skill .

I didn't say people should stay put in abusive marriages but I was only pointing out that most people especially well known people that usually venture into second marriages are likely to endure more shiit than they had left for initially so as not to give the society the impression that they have a problem and I concluded by saying that there is no perfect man or woman out there - Marriage is all about tolerance and compromise , while finding a lasting solution to your problems and not running away at the slighest act of provocation .
Next time read anything from an intelligent point of view before running haywire trying so hard to make your dumb point.
Education / Re: Nigerian Girl Racially Abused In The UK For Her Struggle To Graduate(pics) by GANJAFARMER: 1:42pm On Feb 10, 2016
MrCork:




...which IBO?.....which honor?.....bro its guys like you that make that gademmm nigeria go bakward....IBO people wit there jerry curl??.... who does jerry curl in 2016?...serrrriously!! (No ofeense) undecided
grin grin grin smh
Romance / Re: Rape: 19-yr-old Housemaid Arrested For Defiling Employer's 14-yr-old Son by GANJAFARMER: 12:27pm On Feb 10, 2016
WTF!! Had my first bae at 14 and she was 19 and we had it like food. wink

The boy's sister is a killjoy . cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Set To Re-marry After Her Marriage Crash by GANJAFARMER: 11:26am On Feb 10, 2016
If you can't put up with a first marriage there is a tendency that you might endure a lot of shiit in a second marriage just to impress the society that it was your ex hubby's or wife's fault.

Say no to divorce , there is no Angel nor Prince Charming out there .

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Politics / Re: "Wike Met 4 Supreme Court Judges Before Rivers Election Verdict"– D. Peterside by GANJAFARMER: 10:54am On Feb 10, 2016
ddippset:
I am the loser? lol. OK, you're the winner! Tell me what you won. Wike will not give you a dime. Slave!
Keep on crying , your wailing must surely get to 2019. grin

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Politics / Re: Okowa Budgets N25Billion To Maintain State House by GANJAFARMER: 7:45am On Feb 10, 2016
Too many criminals in the corridors of power - From the APC to the PDP .

Nigerians youths , your future is in your hands .I think it's time to take the country back.

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Politics / Re: 32 SANs Accompany Rickey Tarfa To Court, Sues EFCC For N2.5billion by GANJAFARMER: 8:55am On Feb 09, 2016
odeotito:


Be objective. Did he put the persons sought to be arrested by law enforcement agencies beyond their reach? Did he, in a manner inappropriate communicate with a Judge? Those are the pertinent questions - not the persona. Typically Nigerian comment. sad
Are you blind to the fact that our security agencies are becoming too partisan more than ever?
Politics / Re: 32 SANs Accompany Rickey Tarfa To Court, Sues EFCC For N2.5billion by GANJAFARMER: 7:49am On Feb 09, 2016
These EFCC guys better watch it eh !

After this administration is gone I see plenty heads in the enforcement agencies rolling.

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Politics / Re: Budget Drama Continues As Health Minister Disowns Ministry's Budget Propasal by GANJAFARMER: 7:12am On Feb 09, 2016
We begged them to stop electing iidiots but I was federally disobeyed . why ?

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Politics / Re: Budget Drama Continues As Health Minister Disowns Ministry's Budget Propasal by GANJAFARMER: 7:09am On Feb 09, 2016
ellechrystal:
What sort of government is this? Bunch of jokers, silly kids who ran there for milk. How can they do this to the budget? They mean they can't eve pass integrity test? N their chief says he is fighting corruption? Yet his household is d most corrupt.
OK na make we c as them dey go
We didn't just label him an "Olodo General" for fun. grin

His minions will find a way round to defend the indefensible.

Yeye Govt. for yeye people. cheesy

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Family / Re: How Do I Tell Her That She Makes Annoying Sounds When Eating Without Hurting? by GANJAFARMER: 8:36pm On Feb 08, 2016
taurus21:
Chewing and slurping noises gets me really angry and someone close to me is guilty of this habit and not aware that I can't stand it. Now the problem is, how do I tell the person without hurting her feelings? And is there any chance that this habit be can stopped?
Well, you can always wake her up in the middle of the night and talk to her and tell her how it irritates you. But again , on a second thought that stuff shouldn't bother you if you truly love her.

When you love people things like this becomes fun and something you joke about and laugh about it .
Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi's Legacy Tour At Port-harcourt (photos) - By Israel Ibeleme by GANJAFARMER: 4:36pm On Feb 08, 2016
Clerverly:
The Only People That Throw Jabs @ Amaechi are The Same Useless IPOB Youths Who Hates Anything Good About Nigeria....No Sane Rivers Person Will Open His Mouth To Speak Evil About The Lion Of Ubima...He Loves His With Passion....


Meanwhile, The Evils Being Sowed By The IPOB Charlatans In Nigeria Will Definitely Consume Them Sooner Than Later...

Thank You Rotimi Amaechi...
After you've been battered in Bayelsa , Rivers and Akwa Ibom and your party disgraced , you've now resorted to yelling "IPOB" like a disgraced woman. grin

Please log on with your NgeneUkwenu moniker joor!
grin grin

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Politics / Re: Rivers: Updates At The Supreme Court Wike Vs Dakuku by GANJAFARMER: 1:01pm On Jan 27, 2016
IzonOwei:
a case that will definitely go the way of the apc party... grin grin...yeye...claiming to fight corruption via nepotism...if wike comes out victorious under this biased government and also the ominous under ground works of ameachi make i use boxers waka for road..our courts are partisan.. undecided
The Supreme Court can't afford to fumble with this judgement.

Wike is coasting to victory , the killer party is already threatening Rivers people with the military because according to a reliable source , the Judas of Ubima knew that the supreme court won't shoot themselves in the foot after Ambode's victory over the PDP candidate based on the same scenario and this was why they hurriedly used the appeal court to sack the house members with the hope that during the rerun for the house members election they will use Federal might to have a clear majority which will enable them impeach Wike as a clear majority in the house - if you ask me , I'll tell you that this is a long shot and they will surely miss the bus.
APC is a demonic party and whichever way , we will reject them in Rivers State by any means necessary.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by GANJAFARMER: 6:47pm On Jan 26, 2016
Deejavuu:


Yes yes....

Thanks... Had an artist over grin

Are you gonna use this moniker till the other one gets outta jail
As soon as I get out from jail ,I will go back to my old sweet moniker. wink
Foreign Affairs / Re: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by GANJAFARMER: 4:37pm On Jan 26, 2016
Deejavuu:


Lool grin
Try both ways indeed, better wear iron pants to sleep and
Stay outta trouble tongue
Hehe.... cheesy

Is that you on your dp ? Me like grin
Politics / Re: Vandalism: FG May Acquire Tarkwa Bay, Kachikwu Warns Community by GANJAFARMER: 3:57pm On Jan 26, 2016
Sunnycliff:
But the Confab report is a solution to all these. Why is the North against it and true Federalism
Just like leeches they will prefer to die while sucking their host than carve out a niche for themselves. grin

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Politics / Re: Vandalism: FG May Acquire Tarkwa Bay, Kachikwu Warns Community by GANJAFARMER: 3:56pm On Jan 26, 2016
OKKO:
Let me think first...
Implement confab report...get true federalism...go 100% resource control...and finally get state or community police.

Both power and resources belongs to the people it is their natural endowment from God.
Some parasitic region can't survive all these you just mentioned.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by GANJAFARMER: 3:54pm On Jan 26, 2016
Deejavuu:


Aww! You like trouble sha grin

Sweet kè, with half cooked beans and gay.lords lipsrsealed
The half cooked beans is a story of horror that doesn't exist.
Your rich prisoners sleep in five star hotel rooms under the comfort of a woman including their wife and only have to be ferried back to prison custody in the morning tongue grin
The Gaylord thing is consensual at least , after all it's all good to try both ways sometimes. cheesy
Mind you , I'm as straight as a candle . grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by GANJAFARMER: 3:41pm On Jan 26, 2016
dearpreye:


Hahaha. ...There's some variety in every routine. Ask Tonyebarcanista.
Nah! Routine is routine bro. cheesy

How would you know when you've not tried it tongue
Foreign Affairs / Re: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by GANJAFARMER: 3:40pm On Jan 26, 2016
Deejavuu:


You have been thrown in again sad

grin grin for a long time menh!

Jail dey sweet sometimes nau. tongue
Foreign Affairs / Re: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by GANJAFARMER: 3:37pm On Jan 26, 2016
dearpreye:


Old story brother.......I dey with my own woman
You must love a routine job then. cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by GANJAFARMER: 3:31pm On Jan 26, 2016
dearpreye:


LOL! I already knew your preferences before na......Hahaha. sticking to my ONE woman..
One toto dey kill man libido o - Okoro's theory. cheesy
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Criticizes Buhari: "Expected Change Is Not Being Experienced" by GANJAFARMER: 3:28pm On Jan 26, 2016
Obiagelli:
Where is the mocking?
How would you see the mockery when you have that huge plate of rice on your table ? grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by GANJAFARMER: 12:57pm On Jan 26, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Will this law see the light in Nigeria?
If this law comes to stay , even Dearpreye won't be left out of the jamboree. grin grin

Omo ! The law go sweet well well. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Eritrean Government Law Saying Men Should Marry Two Wives Or Risk Jail by GANJAFARMER: 12:54pm On Jan 26, 2016
Caracta:


Truckpusher!
Not at all. tongue

This is Truckpusher wannabe. wink

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