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rafhell: For once let us credit GEJ. He may not be good enof for nigeria but he want to give his best. The problem is the distractions coming from northern elements

Why did you have to say Gej is winning? As far as am concerned,Nigerians are winning,not Gej... My credit goes to JTF and not Gej...shikena.... Tell me which leader that does not face opposition.. Your ability to overcome opposition is what qualifies you to be called a "LEADER"... Shikena

I need this system... Drop the feautures/specs and your last price.. I dont have time for long grammer.. Thanks

rafhell: GEJ is winning!

How is Gej winning? Has any family member of Gej ever been killed by boko haram? My brother,Nigerians are winning,not Gej....

alaoeri: I just don't believe 100% anything said by the JTF .

what's your problem? So who do you believe.. Boko haram abi... These people risk their life for the country on daily basis and you are here saying what you like...
@seun we need a slap button.. asap


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Na wo oh... It is high time any Nigerian caught in such scams be sentenced to life in prison.. The government should just sign it......
E don too much nah.. Haba.. Wetin sef... Inshort i don provoke.. Make person no hold me oh...
I don't feel pity for them atall.... Na God go still dey punish una for that prison wey una dey.... Na because of all this i..diots, tiny malawi and others dey see us finish... Rubbish... Mtcheeeeeeewwww... Yeye.... Waka shege.. Dan buro uba kawai.. Kutuman buro uban ku... Mumu couple... Cretinic couples.. Greedy goats.. Na God catch una .... Yeye

We are getting there... This boko haram saga shall soon be over.. I pray that everybody involved in the breeding of this sect will be brought to justice.. Even if my papa follow....

Why cant africa just unite? Why do we always water the seed of dis-unity planted amognst our midst by the whites?.. Why?
Dis-unity is the greatest tool a person or group of people can use to destroy the progress of a group of people with great potentials.....kslib..
Africa.. When shall we unite... When?
@garri-activist.. I dey hail oh....

eduson77: Nothing like they jst hate us mr.man.thats the fact.and for your info,am a nigerian and the research was made by me.stop puting the blame on whatever.lets go out there and make them hear our voice than making a hel.l of noise here on NL..
@garri-warlord,u better make a better title rather than being a warlord for food.
Make impact that will live when you leave.

Dont let my name decieve you.. I want the Nigerian people to make their voice heard,more than you do.. You can also go check my comments on serious threads.
Gone are the days of this reaearch says,that research said "so so and so"... There are some things you dont need research to tell you and you dont need to believe every research you see.. Both you and i have something in common though "To make the Nigerian voice heard".. I like you for that..
I still dont agree that Nigeria is the most hated on rejected country in te world...
I thought you were another african hater.. Dont blame though cos that's what we see this days...

kachiben: Once upon a time,a middle age man hung his suit in his wardrob not knowing that his wardrob is now a dwelling place for the Cockroches. One day came when this man was dressed for chuirch and d unfortunate thing was that it was his turn to preach to the members. As soon as he climbed the pulpit to give his wonderful sermon, lo and behold a very big and matured Cockroach came out of the pastors Suit and the members ran out of the church.

WTF !!!!! This is the most dryest joke i have ever seen since i was born...

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eduson77: According to research,Nigeria rated the most rejected and hated country around the globe not minding her achievements or strenght.

Oxd int quots:Nigerians should stop screeming all over the internet;its time they go outthere and take actions."die once and die no more".

Its high time nigerians speak criticaly to her government by showing anger and love of the nation by action.writing on internet alone cannot help it because none of her leader(Obj,GEJ or atiku )have time to browse the net and read worthless lines.They are kid no more..

According to which fuucccking research? Dont you fuuccking i..diots get tired of spreading hate towards Nigeria? Haba.... This slowpoke registered just some days ago,and this is his first topic... Why won't you i..diots leave us alone...ehn
I know you may be trying to tell Nigerians to wake up and face their leaders,but using the bolded above is un-acceptable.. Rubbish...

ehie: mods ban these ghanian trolls...geez,they get annoying everyday,

No,the mods won't ban them,but will be busy banning people who mention gaarrri... Rubbish

Where will i start from? Inshort am tired of complaining... You people should just kill us..so that we will rest.. Jona,allison frog eyes and the rest..una want make we begin kill una one by one.... Wetin we do una nah..abi na crime to come earth....

Librate: Pls Garri community start donating ur one cup so as to help d garriless in lokoja, benue, bakassi cus of d crisis of flood dat has ravaged der farmland n 4 d people in bakassi suffering pls start donating ur one cup of garri

from the Ofice of d surveyor General of d republic, Ministry of garri affairs, garri market survey n urban gari renewal
cc.
Senate commitee on gari production, exportation n consumption
manihot rock vila
MODS UNBAN kslib pls

What? We'll set up a comittee to look into that asap...

[quote author=tpia@]garri of course.

what a trick question.[/quote]lol

Billyonaire: Tony Galanta Says: September 28th, 2012 at 4:42 pm



3 contractors are bidding to fix a
broken fence at the white house,
where Barack obama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the
3rd from Nigeria.They
go with White House official to examine the
fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & does some
measuring, works some figures “Well”, he says,
“I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for
materials, $400 for
my team & $100 profit for me)”.
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring,
says, “I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials,
$300 for my team & $100 profit for me)”.
Nigerian doesn’t measure or figure, but he
leans over to the White House official &
whispers,”$2,700.
“The official says, “You didn’t even
measure how did you come up with such a
high figure?
“The Nigerian whispers”$1000 for me, $1000
for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the
job!
Hahahahaha nigah boy!

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Hahahahahaha!!! Laff don finish me oh.. I cant control it.. Hahahaahaahahaa

Erm.. Waje and omawumi una try.. But una face strong sha...

Na wa oh.. Abi the husband fluid get doubling effect....

Yo,yo,yo,yo.. Dem bombaclaaat mods bombacllat ban me for bombaclaaat one bomba weeek.. Just for using a sweet rastafarian bombaclaaaaat garrrrrriii ideology to defend flood victims.. Them bombaclaaaat mods inna dey mad...**puffs smokes in the air and says "this is for you bombaclllaaaat mods"**

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We dont want to go to uk again.. We want to stay home and develop naija..

Just last week abi na last two weeks sef,a south african girl was delivered from the spirit of self-servicing by T.b joshua..

Truckpusher: ....My dear the truth is bitter but at least not from Malawi.

Laff wan kill me oh.... Even truckpusher don provoke.....

ACM10: Why should you be running helter-skelter from one end of the world to another if you are a citizen of a country that prides iself as the 'giant of Africa'? Why should 70% of the citizens of 'giant of Africa' live on less than a dollar per day? Why should 60% of citizens of 'giant of Africa' go to sleep hungry? 'Giant of Africa' that cannot afford protection to its citizens on foreign land. I guess you mean 'embarrassment of Africa'.

Who gave you that statistics? The country is facing problems,but it hasn't gotten to that extent? 70%? Haba oga.. Abi you dey mad? Then i guess 99.9% of malawians eat once a day including their president..lmao
Inshort this goat is for sale.. Let the pricing begin... Trade by barter is also welcomed..
** did i hear someone say a "a wooden spoon"? Come on,i want to make profit,but i can tell you that my goat is not worth that spoon.. Pls reduce the value..thanks

chexyincx: Guys please advise the government and the citizenry on how to make Nigeria great again. Happy Independence Anniversaries to all Nigeria home in diaspora.

Advice ke? Do you think those people dont know what to do to make Nigeria great? Look,they don't want to be advised... Is it possible for you to advice someone who purposely removed his ear and eyes, so that you wont use words and writing to remind him of his evil deeds?
Like play like play,Nigeria don reach 52.. Before you know it,we go don reach 100 with far more worse problems... My great people of naija,for how long will we continue to complain..i mean for how long. Cant we start a revolution based on actions rather than the usual word and insults... Dont you want to secure the future of your un-born child and generations to come..if world neva end by then...
Dont you want to tell your grandchilren the story of how you and me brough back Nigerias glory..

[quote author=Frank-C]I think it is just a natural extension of what folks do here on NL, eager to malign and demean our country, insult our President, Senate, Judiciary and every thing that represent us as a people to the outside world. It has even gone so bad that foreigners who say something positive about us are now beign insulted for daring. UK tabloid can read the mood clearly and we are having uncharitable reports about our cities. But don't worry, if you want to be a progressive a smart Nigerian, just insult everything that represent us as a people. It is the best mood in town right now.[/quote]Oga,so we should die in silence.. Why should we pretend to be happy with the government,when we are not?.. We are not cowards,we must continue to air our views no matter the cost.. A time shall come when the masses would have had enough of all this bullshit called "government"...
Btw!! Nigeria is our fathers/mothers land,we can "never" and "will never" insult the country but will always continue insult the heddiots in power.. A time shall come when our "insults" will be converted to "actions"...
If malawians and other african countries are hating on us due to some information on nairaland or the internet as you said.. Let it be known that we shall also deal with them when the time comes juddging from th level of hatred they display towards us.. We shall also use the internet and nairaland as proof...
If no be condition and our heediot government wey make crayfish bend,who be malawi for where "Nassarawa local government area" dey..not to even talk about a whole NIGERIA!!!!
Mods un-ban kslib...

Yes,your friend is absolutely right.. As far as garri is involved.. There is just that special configuration garri gives to every soup..

But how can someone be trekking at 100km/hr? na winch...
Ok seriously......All you have to do is just to avoid over-speeding.. Just drive normal so that when you see a pot hole,you can escape it comfortably... That way,your car is safe and so are you...Dont let those movies influence your driving.. Do you know that the guy who acted "2 fast too furious" drives at an average speed 22km/hr on highways...