₦airaland Forum

Callotti: What is wrong with this Ikem4eva?

Getting simpletons off Nairaland is a task that must be done..... (cc NDU_Chuks)

afam4eva: Thanks...but next time use the report button. It's easier that way.

free13: Nobody will miss him.
He was a first-class bigot.

Callotti: Adieu. . . MALLAM NUHU RIBADU OF NL!
Glad I, MILITIA-CALLOTTI outlived your useless azzze as promised.
You once told ME. . .( A WHOLE EDO CASH MADAM) you were "praying for me" with that your ever 2-facetted Ileke-Idi gang of M0R0NS abi? You don plot coup finish with that ya NGBATIC gang of NL?. . .Abi na for hia your shakara h-end?
Mu kwah kwah kwah kwah kwah. . . I THINK SAY NL BE YA PAPA COMPOUND ati MANSION?

Amen +100!!!
Never could stand that 'SHARIA-ISH' oaf. . . FROM THE GET GO!
What a melancholic apparition.
Sense of humor. . . zero!
Diplomatic skills. . . zero!
Mental dexterity. . . MINUS-ZERO!
Physical appearance. . . SUB-ZERO!

VERY DULL. . . WITH THE MOST UNAPPEALING INTER-PERSONAL SKILLS! SADISTIC AND UNEXPOSED!
I doubt this dude has EVER entered an aircraft in his life. . .even to reach SOKOTO! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH NAMA!!!


Some women dey desperate sha! Kei!!! Someone aka 'wife' actually sleeps with this 'thingy' on one bed? Having caught a glimpse of the 'unfortunate-sharia-child-bride'. . . I was not surprised! The wan wey him blokos can fit to carreh plus hammer!

Ball-less coward!
Please, take ALL your polymonikering SHARIA HARLOTS with ya!
The ashawo Edinburghs to Seattle ones too!
Your presence has been one of GROSS incompetence and ethnic disunity on and off NL. . . I WILL FOREVER LOATHE YOU in life and in death!!!!
MAY YOU NEVER PROSPER. . . IN ANYTHING YOU AND YOUR GENERATION EVER SET OUT TO DO! Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Next casualty of 'I sabi pass my papa' NL political cult. . . .OAMUMU4JACKASSES!

2013 is indeed a year for progress!

Goddex: The whole PDP with their money and swag will now post
their Presidential candidate's campaign posters on dustbins?

Mischief-makers on the prowl . . . lol

Demdem: of cos Musiwa, i know Jonathan will "ring" the elections

dopeJemi: I tire oh, sum peopLe can be daft sha


Err'bady's just spewing crap

Adeboye mentioned onLy 1 disaster and he even siad it wud not be serious if precautions r taken, dat was d onLy disaster he mentioned, wah happened 2 d oda good things he said. I see nuffin buh hate and ignorance

I bLame THE VANGUARD 4 d exaggeration, d topic has nuffin 2 do wiv d body

eriam: He makes serious issues look unserious. Obj is untouchable in Nigeria truth be told.

profola2be: Them no even predict or prophesy how the price of "MR GARRI" will go down this year.
Anyway,either they say it or not,I prophesy that,this year,the price of GARRI will go down seriously for the immeasurable consumption of the entire world.
If you belief,say a louder AMEN

miiraaj: How can GEJ be serious with something he has no idea about. Let them concentrate on 2015 and forget about the retard joor.

Adeboye predicts bigger disasters in 2013 unless…



January 2, 2013 | 1:00 am

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GENERAL Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye yesterday cautioned Nigerian political leaders to learn from disasters of 2012 and take precaution soonest to avert bigger ones.

Releasing his annual prophesies for the year 2013 at a cross over service to usher worshippers into the New Year at the Redemption Camp, he explained that there could be more devastating natural disasters like flood if necessary precautionary measures are not taken soonest to avert such calamities.

Describing the New Year as a year of signs and wonders, he said generally, God says this year will be better than last year.

According to Pastor Adeboye before the middle of the year, many Nigerians will have reason to say hope rising, adding however, that prayers and supplication be intensified .

He told the crowd of worshippers that God spared the lives of certain individuals in the country last year because of intercessory prayers of the saints, noting “the prayers of some of you minimized death of prominent Nigerians last year, don’t stop praying.”

Speaking on the prophecies for individual Nigerians, Pastor Adeboye said, “No matter the darkness around you, your star will shine brighter.



File photo: From Left; Pastor Folu Adeboye, Pastor Enoch Adeboye and President Jonathan at the 2013 Holy Ghost Congress, Friday night.

“God says, He will speak peace to your storms; Certain individuals have been stagnated for sometimes, the reasons for your stagnation will become known, will be addressed and will be eliminated, therefore progress will follow.”

Continuing on the individual category, Pastor Adeboye said in many senses of the word, this year will be of completeness.

On the international platform, the cleric said prominent world leaders need a lot of prayers so as not to die in office.

In addition, he said prominent Church leaders need prayers against planned scandals, even as he said that weather conditions may get worst, much worst, unless prayers are intensified.

But there is a cheery news when Adeboye said: “We should expect a major breakthrough in medicine this year,” concluding that nations who pass unholy laws will have a taste of divine fury.

Earlier in a brief sermon titled; “Preparing for a year of signs and wonders”, he outlined certain principles to enable one tap into heavenly reservoir of the miraculous.

According to him, this year will be a better year than the just ended one, maintaining that the principles must include praise and worship of God, putting God first before any other consideration; evangelism; control the fullness of your joy, pointing out that one who is close to God can control even the weather around him.

Adeboye was very particular about the praise of God as a veritable tool for signs and wonders, noting that one can pray, study the Bible in silence but no one can praise God in silence.

The congregation applauded when he said: “You can never praise God quietly”, stressing that praising Him comes from a heart of gratitude and it’s not quietly.

“If they say we are crazy for shouting Hallelujah in our environment and wherever we find ourselves, then that is a good kind of craziness,” he stated, adding that nobody says thank you to his benefactor with his mouth closed.

While assuring worshippers that 2013 is a year of doors, Adeboye said it is one thing to enter into a New Year and it is another to have a brand new beginning, hence he enjoined every Nigerian to live right with God who only has the capacity to give of His limitless bounties and guarantee all round peace and calm every storm in our lives.

musiwa11: which of this 3 ladies do you think better. the first, second or third

ACN to Jonathan: Take governance seriously in 2013



January 2, 2013 | 12:55 am

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Action Congress of Nigeria,ACN, has urged the Jonathan’s administration to take governance more seriously in 2013 to ease the hardship which his government has foisted on Nigerians, especially in the past year.

In a New Year message in Lagos yesterday by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the party said since the country’s return to democratic rule in 1999, the year 2012 ranked among the worst years for Nigerians.

It said having ambushed Nigerians on January 1, 2012 with an unnecessary and punitive fuel price hike, the Jonathan’s administration ensured that everything went downhill from that moment until the end of the year, when Nigerians had to pay far above the official price for fuel, with its attendant bandwagon effect on the price of goods and services.

The statement said: ‘’Mr. President, that singular act of your administration helped to erode whatever trust Nigerians reposed in you. Since trust is a critical element between the government and governed, you must begin to rebuild trust by delivering on your promises, since trust can neither be decreed nor forced.

‘’Suffice it to say that Nigerians cannot and will not trust an administration that promises to fight corruption but has presided over the worst cases of corruption in the history of the country; Nigerians cannot and will not trust an administration that set up committees after committees to probe the oil sector, only to  dump the reports of the committees in the garbage can! And Nigerians cannot and will not  trust a spendthrift administration that wastes scarce resources on flimsy projects like banquet halls and mansions for a few government officials, when millions are jobless and homeless,’’ ACN said.

The party advised President Jonathan to drop his amorphous Transformation Agenda in favour of a compact programme that prioritizes security, job creation, infrastructural development and fight against corruption.  It also advised the administration to stop relying on phantom statistics to give Nigerians the impression that it is delivering the dividends of democracy, when indeed the opposite is the case.

‘’The Jonathan Administration trumpets economic growth figures with glee, but of what use is economic growth that has not translated to better lives for the people, create jobs, put food on the table and make our roads more motorable?

‘’Despite this so-called economic growth, the reality of the Nigerian situation is that more of our youths are daily meandering through traffic in our major cities selling toothpicks, rat poison and pure water. What does this so-called economic growth figures mean to them?

‘’In 2013, the Jonathan Administration must jettison cooked-up economic growth figures and make a concerted effort to reverse the situation that has seen an estimated 11 million Nigerian children out of school, 46 per cent of our youths unemployed, made Nigeria a country with one of the highest rates of road crashes in the world, put the country’s life expectancy at a mere 51.9 years (compared with 62.7 for Gabon, 73.4 for Mauritius and 74 for Libya) and the indignity of annually seeing the country ranked among the most corrupt,’’ ACN said

The party wished all Nigerians a Happy New Year, and prayed that 2013 will bring peace and joy to all

Ikengawo: https://chimpmania.com/forum/images/imported/2012/10/359.jpg

FSU: Like Oduduwa (banished from Benin Kingdom for sleeping with his sister), like Awolowo, like Obasanjo, like Tinubu, like Akinusi. Incestious generation.

azpekuliar: In.cest, in.cest so rampant among a particular tribe. Nuff said.

Asari- Dokubo was too strategic to be allowed to “utter reckless statements about the Presidency.”

When approached, it was obvious that  49-year-old Wale Akinusi, a fashion designer who hails from Ondo central in Ondo state was oblivious of the legal implication of the offense, as he showed no sign of remorse.

He bluntly told this reporter that what he did was not new under the sun, adding that this would not be the first time such story would be published on the pages of newspapers.

“It is not a new thing that a man has sex with his daughter and even if I am jailed at the end,  I will surely come out after serving my jail term. But  I promise that my daughter will join me” he  threatened, dismissing the issue with a wave of the hand