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motemi111:
Boss, thanks for everytime. I should have call but the cash for the vehicle the other time went for another thing but still I'm still coming for the car soon sir. Pls, I will like to ask what transmission oil is best for servicing Honda accord 2008 model sir? Thanks.

livewithpurpose:
Good Morning @Gazzuzz please while driving this morning, my honda civic 2002 just went off. After several efforts to start it, it finally did. What could be the problem?

Ofemmanutosure:
My car was having exactly the same issue through this week until i found the culprit today. One of the tyres was too heavy. Changed the tyre and everything became normal. You can try to check your tyres too.

.veloce:
please I need urgent assistance.my Honda pilot will just be vibrating at a certain speed though will stabilised later as the speed increases.what could be the problem.i also noticed that the car make a certain noise like jerk when I engage the reverse gear.pls help with likely solution

livewithpurpose:
@Gazzuzz please this morning when I started my car, the check engine sign came on.

I checked all the fluids and nothing seems to be wrong. I just did a general car servicing last week. Please what could be the problem?

Just to add, the Rewire guy had to fix my right trafficator bulb that wasn't showing on the dashboard yesterday and he removed the dashboard. Could he have tampered with something?

Cuntslayer:
What about tinkering with the suspension?
Does that help?, cos my tyre size is even 215/70/16

Cuntslayer:
Dear Gazzuzz

Please I have an issue with the ground clearance of my 2012 Camry (the new design). Each time I want to climb a bump, the underside is always scraping the bump. It has become a torrid affair because i cant take the car anywhere because of the condition of the roads. Recently I took the vehicle to a sandy area on the island and the bumper got stuck.

I want your advise if it's possible to raise the vehicle, the downside of raising the vehicle and how much you will likely charge if this is possible. I do not have the wherewithal to change vehicles at the moment.
Thanks!

Heykayxx:
Very correct, sir. If I was to buy the car from him, would you recommend buying a refurbished engine in the USA before shipping to Nigeria? Also, will a 2010 or 2011 engine of the same make and model work perfectly for the car?
Thanks for all you do for your fellow countrymen.

Heykayxx:
So my friend's car (2009 Toyota Corolla Sports) is already giving him an HBP, and he is willing to selling it for 300k (Vehicle is in the US). To be honest, he is very reckless in terms of maintenance, and I'm sure he didn't pay close attention to the car when it started giving him warning signs.
The problem started with overheating, which could have been resolved by refilling the coolant. The overheating led to a blown top gasket, as confirmed by a competent mechanic. The estimated cost of repair, (approx 2000 dollars), made him seek out a Nigerian self-professed mechanic who removed the thermostat and was filling up the radiator with water. Now, the vehicle only cranks but doesn't start. I'm suspecting an engine hydro-lock.
To the gurus in the house, especially the Honorable Gazzuzz (Car Doctor) and Sir Bigkendo, can this problem be solved in Nigeria at a cheaper cost? Please see the attached pictures.

fuckboys:
I've been trying to create a thread like this for a long time, but I'm always busy and I hate typing most of the time


Stop letting this motherfuckers rip you off, everything they know about cars is on Google. All you need know is how to read and comprehend that's all. Read up your car problems on Google and watch YouTube videos, then teach your humble road side mechanic what you what him to fix for you

jarkbauer:
1. Push your car complaints to car talk, copy all known mechanics.
2. Get confused and tutored by their language and suggestions but get the technical name for your complaints and parts needed.
3. Open google, type in the technical name for your complaints.
4. Look at 5 or more YouTube Videos about the solution to your car problems.
5. Download the 'most professional' Video and watch again and again
6. Download the Repair bulletin.
7. Buy Original parts even your Kazeem will say Oga na follow come you buy ooo.
8. Call your Kazeem.
9. Get a day off work to stay with your kazeem
10. Buy 2 bottles of Orijin(motivation to obey your annoying commands)
11.Proceed to your Kazeem, CALMLY tell him how you want your problems solved.
12. Pray you dont need a scan tool to finish the work.

13. Call gazzuzz when problems arise

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GAZZUZZ:
Brethren let us try to ignore distractions. This thread is not about me, but Ehailing, I shall ignore all detractors until they can come up with hard evidence. Let's focus.

sorry it was too tempting

AjStylles:
A criminal mechanic wanted to sell brainbox to me at 50k. "The parts were not stolen and he is a hero because "He pays for shop and office space"![] (According to Morrons)

I go to the Market and get same brainbox for 15k. I call out same mechanic and The parts became stolen.(According to super morrons).

And you people ask why Jonathan was President and everybody was feeding fine. Somebody came and said he is fighting corruption and bringing back money... Yet people are hungry. You still wonder why millions support him?

Nigerians are ignorantly stuppid and foolish. They love there oppressors.

My last response on this thread.

AjStylles:
It is your children and wife that will and was stabbed in the heart and can never be me.

The moderator that locked that thread probably did it because you were spamming it based on you being exposed. Am even suspecting he was colluding with you based on reasons known to him. Am not afraid of yall. I have more bars to last me a lifetime and forever. Unlike you, Nairaland is not my source of feeding.

Even though I got those parts way below there usual price, does that justify me buying things way above the usual price from you? Because you are who?

Mr Man, you have to understand that one day, your nemesis will catch up with you and your end will not be so nice.

That thread was made to open up the eyes of people about over charges and that they can get cheaper alternatives elsewhere.

Of course with people like you who always have a band wagon effect on people, many ignorant followers will attack.

You billed me a job of 35k for 85k. Nobody saw that part and your too much greediness.

But because I bought it cheaper, am the one to be vilified and bought stolen parts.

Are the parts working for me? 100%! Did I save money? 100%!

You know the funny thing... You make people feel like you offer the best services and vet out the best parts. But you still go to First gate and Ladipo to still buy "stolen parts" and fix for clients! Your only grievance is that I overrode your arrogance and I too know and got services at a cheaper rate elsewhere. Take this to the bank.

Bottomline: Am happy I didn't allow you to rip me off.

https://www.nairaland.com/4955879/man-commits-suicide-hanging-lagos

ssppen:
Good day gazzuss. I kindly need help with a 2007 Camry 4 cylinders. It came with one key which can start the car, however cannot manually open doors and boot except with the remote.what could be the cause? Thanks for your anticipated answer.

kakakibuy:
For real? Please go ahead and share your experience. I'm curious to know which of my clients you are and at which point did your experience with me turn awful.

If it's a fault I can improve on, you can be sure that I'd be open to work on such areas. So please share.

seems my village people are after you

3kay945:
Someone posted the comment below on the closed thread where It was said you over-charged.

Hope you get it?

Now how is this possible

"I Bought a replacement ECU for a toyota VVT-I engine for 120k after a long search, thanked my star and drove off. infact, all the pins were acurate with the replaced one and looking brand new too. the only variation is 2 or 3 digit numbers at its serial marking.

You wont believe, an hour drive and petrol start gushing out from exhaust instead of carbon".

I saw the comment. If I start to list the things I have seen in my line of work as regards wrong engine ecu's, 10pages will not be enough. thank God for this thread, I will rest

kolnel:
Dude I wonder what you are in real life

Man up and face your life
Yo should stop being a cry baby

Stop crawling out like a big roach whenever Gazuzz name is being mentioned
Go make a life for yourself

Sissy

Niiade:
Finally they come back for another round lmao. Gaz up the tank

airex:
Don't mind that ripper that calls himself gazzuz. Earlier today a thread was opened against him about how he wanted to rip someone of a whopping 30k.The property became a stolen property because he didn't give him the money. Ole buruku.

dapsy4u2:
I appreciate you boss

What's the price....?

I'm in Ibadan too

Lexusgs430:
Well on the contrary, your temp gauge does not automatically reach optimum, immediately you turn the key....... The mallam mai suya, might just be next door.....

He is also eating his suya, with his right leg on the accelerator pedal, to keep engine purring like a kitten while enjoying the suya, tomato, onions and lettuce........ ...... Suya suyaya anbomode ṣeré àlè, suya suyaya.........

3kay945:
Yea, was aware about it. if I didn't tell you about the conversion maybe it was because I wanted you to find it out yourself.

nurey:
But the owner told you the bolts holding the legs were not tightened by the mechanic that worked there. You sef don turn nigerian blogger peddling story for likes abi?

see comments o! savages plenty for instagram

sooperrescue:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsguRpMlZpN/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1ktjqpfhyoxv0
Gazzzuz, nor be only Honda dey pull out. Good wagon Don sign up for the game

This is rather disappointing

princevih:
honourable gazzuzz pls i wud lyk u 2 recommend either of dis 2 vehicles 08 pathfinder or gx470 , which will b more reliable,strong,spacy, nicer interior . I was considering 05 qx56 b4 bt wiffy says she does'nt lyk it cus it's ugly. I wud lyk 2 knw issues associated with both vehicles, Thanks in advance General gazzuzz

Halo22:
Initially I was enjoying the pleasure of everyday sex, but now am getting fade up with the whole thing. My fiancee's sexual libido is becoming too much for me to bear. She wants it every now and then and as a man, it is making me to lose balance. Am sure if it is not well handled, we might have problem along the line. So I need advice from mature men and ladies on how to make her understand. I love her and won't want to lose her.

you are not doing a good job in that department. You need to sit up. Be a man and wear her out! You need to be mentally and physically fit to do that. If you can achieve that, then your marriage is safe.

I can assure you based on experience, that no matter how much libido a woman has, if you can wear her out on monday and Tue, you will rest on Wed and Thurs, by Friday back to work

asamwababy:
GAZZUZ

Abeg just refund the complete money for transport this people use bring you come Lagos.

So you fit get peace.

jarkbauer:
Giving birth through CS in Lagoon hospital i heard is 850k while in Sanwoolu Clinic Haruna street is 150k... Ha!!! Lagoon na scammer.