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Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:54am On Jan 13, 2019
3kay945:
The op can do better by not mentioning name. Comon you're not kid anymore.

Many folks here are Gazzuzz fan.

myself benefited xmas package from him through his free Custom paper verification.

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:50am On Jan 13, 2019
RZArecta2:
Won ti gba penalty lo throwing grin abi how do Yoruba people say it huh


...."My seat belt light showing is because I removed my seat belt to relax and eat...."

This will give anyone here the impression that said vehicle was in motion not too long before op decided to indulge in a meaty delicacy cool
if you no get money hide your face grin

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:48am On Jan 13, 2019
themonk:
that guy was actually supporting you, read again...lol
It's a personal joke, he will get the message when he reads grin
Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:33am On Jan 13, 2019
Igbos:
Bro.. why is the food in KFC more expensive than mama basira bukka??

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:31am On Jan 13, 2019
MotorGuru:
You are very smart sir
Also, to the OP, would you mind snapping the complete instrument cluster and not cutting some out so we can see the status of the Check engine light.
The observations so far is not looking good, unless, of course you just started the vehicle( that would make the temperature gauge in the present position and the rpm higher than 1000 rpm in order to quickly reach closed loop)

For a fuel gauge in that position, your fuel warning light should be on.

If all these issues does not check out, then you may have purchased the wrong ECU for your car.

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:29am On Jan 13, 2019
leuelliot:
1. This can be any dash image from any Toyota Corolla

2. For a car that was driven and "just parked" to buy suya, your temp gauge does not appear to work.

3. The idle RPM is quite high for an engine that was driven and "just parked" to eat suya.

4. If your statements are indeed true then you have a problem with your ECU.

5. If you know you know lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:28am On Jan 13, 2019
AjStylles:
On the contrary bro. Everything is perfectly 100%! Am just parked somewhere chilling under my AC and eating Suya!

My seat belt light showing is because I removed my seat belt to relax and eat.

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:26am On Jan 13, 2019
Frankdamaxx:
OP should come and give us feedback. Is the ABS and SRS light permanently on?

I also think you must have bought a stolen ECU

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:24am On Jan 13, 2019
OPUSDEI1:
OP+Thread= Bad belle 2019 model

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:22am On Jan 13, 2019
DesChyko:
If there's anything to learn from here other than the OP's confused mindset, it is that it pays to be original in what you do.
See how a shot fired turned to be an own goal embarassed

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:19am On Jan 13, 2019
Tyche:
grin grin grin grin

Omo! Car sellers just dey lay in wait for you bro! But God got you covered. Your magnanimity will always speak for you against them.

Let them assemble themselves and make their plans, but it will not stand for God is with you.

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:17am On Jan 13, 2019
seunoj:
Na now OP go begin check item 1-7 and others things in his car grin

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:15am On Jan 13, 2019
johnabraham:
every weekend we have someone showing his over non sense ability against Gazzuzz.... grin
good night NL...

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:13am On Jan 13, 2019
sauceEEP:
Funny thread grin

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:12am On Jan 13, 2019
sauceEEP:
This corolla must be near tear rubber for it to have that mileage.

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:10am On Jan 13, 2019
Originalsly:
Awww.....you guys are wicked.... why would you use OP's evidence against him?...now he'll pretend to be busy and abandon his thread.

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:07am On Jan 13, 2019
DesChyko:
If there's anything to learn from here other than the OP's confused mindset, it is that it pays to be original in what you do.
See how a shot fired turned to be an own goal embarassed

Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:17pm On Jan 12, 2019
fuckboys:
The usual bragging.........

Why I'm better than the others bla bla bla

You're better than other mechanics and you've no certificate, all you have is Google, don't you think they've got phones to Google too?. Abi you think you're the only mechanic who knows how to search google
I'm sorry if I offended you uche.
Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:14pm On Jan 12, 2019
3kay945:
This is cool. Thanks for the lecture too. It reminded me of the ECU in my former car that would not work with temperature gauge.

cool
wrong ecu in most likely a rav4 2002-2004.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:11pm On Jan 12, 2019
dapsy4u2:
Please what engine oil is best used to service 2006 Toyota Corolla.
mobil1 5w30 is specifically designed for your vehicle.

I sell it on this thread and I supply to different parts of the country.

https://www.nairaland.com/4922062/mobil1-usa-0w-40-5w30-0w-20



Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:00pm On Jan 12, 2019
AjStylles:
So getting a brain box at 50 k and wimdow controllers makes me more sensible abi? Thunder fire all of you blaming me!

FYI, I never bought stolen parts! Even some mechanics like the person in question gets items by scrap too.

Lets assume I bought stolen parts... Does it make brainbox to be sold 50k?

Fucvk Yall!
. let me take out a little time and educate the house.

the toyota corrola 2002-2008 is produced in more than one country.

First thing to do is to match the VIN to the engine ecu.

Corrolas come equipped with the following options.

1. Immobiliser unit
2. Abs unit
3. SRS airbag unit
4. Evaporation emission system
5. TPMS system
6. Catalytic converter system.
7. A/C unit.


Now not every corrola is built with these systems, that is why it is imperative that a vin match is done before an ECU replacement.

Now the average road side mechanic is only interested in 1 thing, which is the vehicle starting. He cares less about the check engine light or how secure vehicle is after it starts, that's why the ecu that overrides the immobiliser is the roadsides mechanics first choice, it makes his work easy and he does not have to re-programme the system. Sadly it's a poor choice bearing in mind the rate at which corrolas are stolen in nigeria (lagos in particular)

Next are the other gremlins that come with a wrong ecu match. Imagine installing an engine ecu for a car equipped with an evaporative emission system, with an ecu that does not have support for it or vice versa? You see people complain all the time about fuel consumption and erratic vehicle behavior and you feel it is village people?

I will like to round up with this.

Agidingbi first gate is a large mechanic village with shops right in front. It is not a go-go place for engine ecu purchase. I am certain the complainants vehicle was not driven there, rather he went there and picked up a total stranger and took the person to the location of his vandalised vehicle which would be his home, the stranger put a part that started the car and did not provide any guarantees or receipts. If that stranger appears at your door another day with the police and points at you I am sorry you are in deep trouble, if that stranger who now knows where you live tracks your car down and organises to have it stolen you would have no case against him.

I run a workshop, my rent is in six figures, I pay taxes and so do my staff there is no way I would charge same with the road side mechanic, I would also do a much better job any day.

Thank you.

Www.gazzuzz.com
08033910382
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:56pm On Jan 12, 2019
LCWind:
Those parts were absolutely stolen. However, 80k was on the high side.

A complete set of window controller is within 15-18k and brain box 30k-35k.
let me take out a little time and educate the house.

the toyota corrola 2002-2008 is produced in more than one country.

First thing to do is to match the VIN to the engine ecu.

Corrolas come equipped with the following options.

1. Immobiliser unit
2. Abs unit
3. SRS airbag unit
4. Evaporation emission system
5. TPMS system
6. Catalytic converter system.
7. A/C unit.


Now not every corrola is built with these systems, that is why it is imperative that a vin match is done before an ECU replacement.

Now the average road side mechanic is only interested in 1 thing, which is the vehicle starting. He cares less about the check engine light or how secure vehicle is after it starts, that's why the ecu that overrides the immobiliser is the roadsides mechanics first choice, it makes his work easy and he does not have to re-programme the system. Sadly it's a poor choice bearing in mind the rate at which corrolas are stolen in nigeria (lagos in particular)

Next are the other gremlins that come with a wrong ecu match. Imagine installing an engine ecu for a car equipped with an evaporative emission system, with an ecu that does not have support for it or vice versa? You see people complain all the time about fuel consumption and erratic vehicle behavior and you feel it is village people?

I will like to round up with this.

Agidingbi first gate is a large mechanic village with shops right in front. It is not a go-go place for engine ecu purchase. I am certain the complainants vehicle was not driven there, rather he went there and picked up a total stranger and took the person to the location of his vandalised vehicle which would be his home, the stranger put a part that started the car and did not provide any guarantees or receipts. If that stranger appears at your door another day with the police and points at you I am sorry you are in deep trouble, if that stranger who now knows where you live tracks your car down and organises to have it stolen you would have no case against him.

I run a workshop, my rent is in six figures, I pay taxes and so do my staff there is no way I would charge same with the road side mechanic, I would also do a much better job any day.

Thank you.

Www.gazzuzz.com
08033910382
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:16pm On Jan 12, 2019
brogxy:
Hope gazzuzz has taken this case up for defamation. He actually opened a new account yesterday just to do this.
Guess this should be one of the car dealers that you exposed but bittered by your actions. And I don't know why people are out to destroy someone that is doing good.
https://www.nairaland.com/4956645/how-gazzuzz-nearly-scammed-ripped#74701690
he is of the gathering, as usual grasping at shadows looking for a way to paint me Black, sadly it back fired and he looks really silly now. I'm still waiting for Aunty oil and gas to reveal the mystery client that Bought car from me and I wrote 280k invoice for repair.
Car Talk › Re: How Gazzuzz charged me by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:18pm On Jan 12, 2019
AjStylles:
Ordinarily, I wouldn't open this thread because I know the normal Nigerian syndrome of always attacking people when you criticize those they hero worship. But anyways, who cares.

The major reason I decided to put this out here is that I believe that as this Gazzuzz is a known mechanic on this Nairaland, a lot of people might have have fallen for his antics thinking that he is a pro and all that. Many people take whatever he says as the final and thats why he feeds and preys on the gullible.

Recently I contacted gazzuzz that my corolla was vandalized and I needed repairs to be done on it. He asked me what was taken in it. I told him that I lost my brainbox and all four power window controllers. I now told him I needed them replaced and requested the price for everything. Gazzuzz told me that he changes brainbox with 50,000 and Power windows for 30,000. Total of 80,000! As usual with his antics, he was making subtle statements to make me feel that what he does is different from what others does and he is this perfect mechanic. If you observe, most of his threads is always about Kazeem this and that. I became weak in the spirit. Because I thought that I really lost a lot to this armed robbers. I felt that as he is an "Authority" in this line, what he says is the truth.

3 days ago, I decided to use my hand and make some research. Guess what? I went to First Gate at Agidinbi based on a friends recommendation. Come and see Sea of Mechanics looking for work! With only 30,000, I was able to replace all the power windows and the brainbox! With extra 5k, I changed the back glass that was broken! Aint God a miracle worker?

This implies that Gazzuzz was actually willing to rip me off by a whole 50k!

Like I said earlier, am putting this out here for others to learn from my experience. Most of these Lagos mechnics are armed robbers and thieves! Please Nairalanders, always use your hand and do some research. Do not allow petty mechanics to rip you off. That they know a thing or two about the computronics of cars does not make them to be better than those without formal education. Ask questions always and look for other alternatives.

Most of these so called mechanics we look down as road sides or Kazeems are actually better than the so called experts. The so called experts will use packaging and rip you off your hard earned cash. If not that I was willing to step out and ask questions, I would have been boxed into a corner by this huge ripoff called Gazzuzz.
you bought stolen parts.

You are ignored.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:04pm On Jan 12, 2019
AjStylles:
How Gazzuzz Nearly Ripped Me Off 50k!

Ordinarily, I wouldn't put this here because I know the normal Nigerian syndrome of always attacking people when you criticize those they hero worship. But anyways, who cares.

The major reason I decided to put this out here is that I believe that as this Gazzuzz is a known mechanic on this Nairaland, a lot of people might have have fallen for his antics thinking that he is a pro and all that. Many people take whatever he says as the final and thats why he feeds and preys on the gullible.

Recently I contacted gazzuzz that my corolla was vandalized and I needed repairs to be done on it. He asked me what was taken in it. I told him that I lost my brainbox and all four power window controllers. I now told him I needed them replaced and requested the price for everything. Gazzuzz told me that he changes brainbox with 50,000 and Power windows for 30,000. Total of 80,000! As usual with his antics, he was making subtle statements to make me feel that what he does is different from what others does and he is this perfect mechanic. If you observe, most of his threads is always about Kazeem this and that. I became weak in the spirit. Because I thought that I really lost a lot to this armed robbers. I felt that as he is an "Authority" in this line, what he says is the truth.

3 days ago, I decided to use my hand and make some research. Guess what? I went to First Gate at Agidinbi based on a friends recommendation. Come and see Sea of Mechanics looking for work! With only 30,000, I was able to replace all the power windows and the brainbox! With extra 5k, I changed the back glass that was broken! Aint God a miracle worker?

This implies that Gazzuzz was actually willing to rip me off by a whole 50k!

Like I said earlier, am putting this out here for others to learn from my experience. Most of these Lagos mechnics are armed robbers and thieves! Please Nairalanders, always use your hand and do some research. Do not allow petty mechanics to rip you off. That they know a thing or two about the computronics of cars does not make them to be better than those without formal education. Ask questions always and look for other alternatives.

Most of these so called mechanics we look down as road sides or Kazeems are actually better than the so called experts. The so called experts will use packaging and rip you off your hard earned cash. If not that I was willing to step out and ask questions, I would have been boxed into a corner by this huge ripoff called Gazzuzz.

N.B
To those who hero worship him always, have you ever wondered if he really gives a fvck about you or just sees you another cash cow that vomits money for him? Have you taken your time to research on what he sells to you and there validity? Or just because he can speak English and knows one or two about car computronics, every other person is a Kazeem like he paints them? If were to go by his logic, how come a so called Kazeem saved me from his daylight robbery?
you bought stolen parts. You are ignored.
Autos › Re: I Need 2004 Camry Engine by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:26pm On Jan 12, 2019
sp2002:
The engine has been purchased. Na God save me say I carry a rewire to join the mechanic. My supposed mechanic Don arrange me down already and as a matter of fact he can't even differentiate between corrolla engine and Camry engine. Camry engine is more expensive than corrolla engine.
I got the engine for 250k
you did not buy a 2az-fe But a look alike 1az-fe.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:26pm On Jan 12, 2019
franksam2009:
I am not even on ehailing, me way no even get drivers license, my car have been parked for 2 months plus now., . What I was fighting 4 is for other drivers out there..but since u guys Don't understand me point,. Make una continue una posting
message me, let's see if there's anything I can do.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:43pm On Jan 12, 2019
uwemjack:
Who are you?
Is it your earning?
You feel if no one posts earning there will be no new entrants, thereby increasing your earnings and trips?
You might as well instruct Taxify and Uber to stop sending mails and sms to their riders on what they can earn weekly.
No be person introduce you to ehailing based on what can earned?
You are very myopic and childish for this comment.
Uncle you Ma de reach here? cheesy
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:18pm On Jan 12, 2019
minasota:
please dear,i need this car from U.S how do i go about it.please help
journey just started o! You will have to bid and win. But as this car clean, e go hard o! Might not even leave the U.S sef, might be bought and used there in the usa.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:14pm On Jan 12, 2019
lexini:
Oga Gazzuz

Is it safe to buy a Pontiac vibe for ehailing, in place of Toyota Matrix?

Are they perfect substitutes?
Don't buy from Canada, don't buy the 4X4 you will be fine

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