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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:18am On Aug 02, 2018
iyaegin:
Please how does the Vin check show the mileage or it would show the service checks Per mileage so that way one can track.
Meanwhile am looking at getting a corolla, Which is better Sport or regular and what are some basic checks anyone(everyone) using a corolla can please advise before buying...thanks
lai lai stay with peugeot o! grin grin grin

Car Talk › Re: I Want To Buy Nigerian Used Mazda 323f 1996 Model ; Please I Need Your Advice by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:54am On Aug 02, 2018
diportivo:
how dare u diss Mazdahuh

u wan change name abi undecided
2galla 1 meaty and 1 bottle of coke pls grin
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:54am On Aug 02, 2018
phadriz:
Gazzuzz, I discovered my Toyota Tacoma move like a snail while driving after a long time it will now pick up. what could be the problem and solution. it automatic transmission.
Fuel pressure?

catalytic converter?

Have them checked.

A scan first
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:49am On Aug 02, 2018
seunpinky:
good morning gazzuzz, pls I need an estimate cost of a Kia picanto engine 4 plugs iron. a friend in Abuja wants me to help enquire in Lagos. thanks
the one in the 2018 costs 2m brand new
Car Talk › Re: I Want To Buy Nigerian Used Mazda 323f 1996 Model ; Please I Need Your Advice by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:43am On Aug 02, 2018
radautoworks:
I will not let anyone in my family buy a Mazda or Mitsubishi. Those things never stopped coming into the shop for repair! It's disproportionate compared to other brands... And that was on American roads not to talk of Nigerian! I did have a Miata that was fun though... Until it wasn't.
Finally some with the same view grin

When I tell them the car is evil, they will be looking like LASISI Elenu angry
Car Talk › Re: Working On A Clients Car, An Then I Saw This by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:40am On Aug 02, 2018
LeJeun3:



Just like Dino Melaye.....

court avoidance system grin
Celebrities › Re: Man Hit By Car While Doing Drake's #inmyfeelings "Keke" Challenge by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:30am On Aug 02, 2018
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:25am On Aug 02, 2018
Tweester:
Pls, I need your advice. I acquired a nigerian-used Nissan Pathfinder 2005 model with a faulty transmission, even the engine has started smoking but the body and suspension are very ok. I am thinking of replacing the engine and the gearbox with that of 2001/2002 model because I learnt it's much cheaper and surprisingly better. Would this be a good idea?
Get a bigger picture of what you are about to do, then decide if it is worth it.

Find out in detail every other thing that will be changed.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 11:04pm On Aug 01, 2018
Cunnilingus:
its a Toyota
if it's a starlet it is normal
Autos › Re: TRANE & CENE Automotive Batteries by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:01pm On Aug 01, 2018
battery received!!

Thanks Deltel.

Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:59pm On Aug 01, 2018
Cunnilingus:
okay. So I shouldnt worry about going to have it checked
If it is a suzuki, you are fine
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:40pm On Aug 01, 2018
ameristu:
An acumen businessman once said, if everyone is digging for gold... sell them shovels...
Hear Hear brother
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:20pm On Aug 01, 2018
Cunnilingus:
Good Evening GAZZUZZ. Am a an issue with my Car AC. Yesterday afternoon I went to car,after the wash as I was driving home, the AC wasn't working well it was just fan blowing. I was worried. Later that night I drove again after few meter I on it. It was working perfectly well. Today again same thing just happened what could be the issue
Most suzuki's are like that, it will soon normalise.
Autos › Re: MOBIL 1 EXTENDED PERFORMANCE 5000per Quart. by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:46pm On Aug 01, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Now available Mobil1 5W30 and 5W20 extended performance, 5000 per quart.

Available in Mainland Lagos

08033910382





Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 1:32pm On Aug 01, 2018
jossytech:
Ill bring the damn car to you in Lagos, you just need to direct me so i wont enter d hand of 50k guys u have there, lasma or wetin be their name so u can fix this for me once and get out to my abata here
unsupported vehicle in my workshop.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:30pm On Aug 01, 2018
Tgiirl:
CBN no fit empty naw, how much them won steal. Our politicians sef dey steal daily. CBN no over shake. Once dem shake small, we go see headline for paper.
snake swallowing money tins abi?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:47am On Aug 01, 2018
pafo:
Bros are you implying those things ain't real and are just sleight of hands?
YES. You cannot make matter dissappear into thin air. If it was possible CBN would be empty right now sir.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:09am On Aug 01, 2018
luxy44:
Who are the OUR? if I'm doing a business and I can't recover my capital in 6months or a year, then it doesn't worth it. You just want to impress people here you are bereft of biz ideas. If I'm selling 800pieces (trying to push it to 1000pieces before December) of slice bread per week at N240 each...make your calculation. I have 5 staffs, the highest earn 60k per month, 3 earn 35k and 2 earn 30k per month. I run my gen 4 to 5hours per day. Pls do your calculation.


Gazzuzz ,

With your 2million, travel to Ondo state, buy 35logs at 50k per log. Transport it to shagamu with 150k, load it in a container, forwarding fee is 1,100,000. A container is sold at $12,000.
Buy palm oil from ondo, and sell in that big market close to ketu. There are women that buy 500 25litres keg every 2weeks.

There's a way guys construct "coldroom" now, let them construct for you. It is better than an irregular 35k with repairs per week....

Etc....

Your oil sales biz and your car repair workshop is giving you the cashflow you need as a man/husband/father. What can 35k even do in a week?? Is that what you guys call a cash flow?? You are not just informed!

(Added this)
Gazzuzz , let your wife sell pet drinks in whole sale. 2m will give her lots of bigcola products (that's the new drink for the masses), then she can add cocacola n Pepsi products...

Look around you, Haruna is densely populated. What's giving Nigeria relevance in the market place today is her population.
In the late 90's someone told my late dad, that he can make a fortune, by going to villages to buy egusi and selling in lagos.... Nah so my Pops enter road with him friend, moving from 1 village to the other somewhere in the south of nigeria.... After 5days they were yet to collect a 200kg sack of egusi grin

Selling it was easy, but after weighing the logistics and accommodation and discomfort, they never tried it again. What am I saying? You have painted a pic that looks like easy money, but not told us the down sides of the business to expect.

I have 2 friends on NL that are into this same business of exporting wood to the Chinese, it's very profitable, but not as easy as you paint it, but it's nice to hear another business perspective.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:53am On Aug 01, 2018
solutionboy:
Oga Gazzuz, I drive an Honda civic 07 and car pulls back and then continue forward when gear is changing from one to gear two when taking off. Secondly, it doesnt pick speed on time and when it picks the speed is very good. Pls what could likely be the cause. Thanks immensely for your valued input.
description is hard to understand sir.
Car Talk › Re: Vehicle: 2009 Honda Accord EX-L. THE REBUILD by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:41am On Aug 01, 2018
throw back...

Romance › Re: Man Jumps Out Of Aeroplane To Propose To His Girlfriend (Photos) by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:02am On Aug 01, 2018
skydiving on bucket list
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:55am On Aug 01, 2018
luxy44:
How much do you intend to invest?
I have 2m I am not using. please help with an investment plan
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:49pm On Jul 31, 2018
luxy44:
Buying a tokunbo car of 1.7m or 1.8m to start uber/taxify doesn't make sense. It is purely lack of business idea. 35k weekly and your car can't do 52 weeks. 40weeks at most, then repairs. This doesn't make sense at all.
This biz should be a side hustle for car owners. Not a kind of biz that some guys will be feeling like CEOs.
Unemployment na issue for this naija o
please Give me another good idea, I want to liquidate and invest in other business that you suggest
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:19pm On Jul 31, 2018
cheesy

Don't confuse slide of hand with the spiritual.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:34pm On Jul 31, 2018
Uber has paid wink
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:42pm On Jul 31, 2018
ayanfeeledumare:
What does P1725 in LEXUS RX 300 mean? What is the solution? This showed after scanning the car. What is also the solution to 2 cylinder misfiring
. P1725 LEXUS - NT Revolution Sensor Circuit Malfunction
Possible causes
Faulty Input Turbine (NT) Speed Sensor
Input Turbine (NT) Speed Sensor harness is open or shorted
Input Turbine (NT) Speed Sensor circuit poor electrical connection
Faulty Engine Control Module (ECM)


Check to see if the sensor is connected. I have never seen it go bad.

Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:38pm On Jul 31, 2018
jossytech:
No history, ABS light prompt after i change d shaft, that is all and the abs sensor has break, so i change the abs sensor but not close to the sensor i move to new shaft
sir, Did you buy a Brand new sensor? If you did not? How do you know the one you put is working? Why did you not install the right type of sensor? Send pics of old and new sensor
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:33am On Jul 31, 2018
slamstanlee:
belle dey pain me abeg... dont make me laugh
Me I don taya to de talk, people no wan do small research go back 50pages at least.

Any car above 1998 can do uber.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:19am On Jul 31, 2018
earthsong:
guys I dey lasuth Ikeja. where should I position for request on taxify. I've been here an hour without request oo. abeg. where I go enta
always open the rider apps, to see how densely populated the drivers are.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:56am On Jul 31, 2018
ifyeez:
Am not blaming the woman, if ur property is missing from the whole incident, the driver is the first suspect coz he stopped. I blame the Sarz I'd!ots that torture somebody as a form of investigation.

It has happened to me before, I took a rider from Maryland going to gbagada ifeko, when I started the trip he asked if I knew gbagada very well, I said No coz I hardly go to that place because of the constant traffic at that deeper life church side, we got to deeper life,
the google map was misbehaving we had to ask somebody the road to ifeko, the guy directed us, buh am not sure the guy knew what he was saying so I ignored his direction and continued with my misbehaving map, suddenly the rider started shouting that am going the wrong way from what the guy said, I said bros I knw, that guy doesn't know what his saying, so I stopped and asked another person, so we got to a place I became confused, I had to use my map, the rider started shouting that I shouldn't worry that when we get to our destination he will rate me poorly angry angry angry
We couldn't say anything again since he already made up his mind.
So I got there and ended the trip, he said I should wait so he will request me again to take him and his pal to Eco Hotel, I heard Eco Hotel I couldn't say no, so I waited.
He and his pal came with lots of luggage, bads and laptop printer etc.
We got to Eco Hotel I ended trip helped them offload there stuffs and left, becos of the stress and headache that dude gave me on the first trip and it was raining, so I decided to go home.
On my way home close to my house, this dude called me that I should check my car for his laptop and printer, I stopped and check n saw nothing, I called him to tell him there was no laptop n printer in my car, he started shouting again that is in my car, that I should bring it back or he report me to Taxify for theft, I told him bros am very sure I offloaded ur laptop and printer at Eco Hotel my self with ur luggage, he was still shouting and saying I should come back to Eco Hotel, I told him I can't that am done for the day plus the heavy rain too.
He just said don't worry I will hear from Taxify, I said okay am waiting on taxify.
I called him that he should request for Eco Hotel CCTV, he will see when I brought out his laptop for him, he said he has seen the video that I did not bring it out that am lying shocked shocked shocked
because am so sure I brought it out, I told him bros you're lying watch that video again. He cut the call on my ear n said I should wait on Taxify. Me Okay

After 1 hour later he called to say that it was Eco Hotel security that was with it, that he doesn't know the guy intention, I wanted to tell him thunder will fire him for accusing me, buh he cut the call before I could talk back.

I just said you're lucky I'd!ot
Lesson from all this, when you pick a rider with luggage tell the client to please count property before you start, count after dropping.

Personally I don't move from the drivers seat. Worst case I open boot for you.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:52am On Jul 31, 2018
joeokoriem:
why is gazzuzz keep telling them yes... Mazda tribute he said yes. This one again he said yes... Plz advice them as a professional that u are. Tell them d truth cos if them fail they will swear for u...
yes
Politics › Re: DG Of NBS And Reno Omokri Tear At Each Other On Twitter Over Nairaland Article by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:51am On Jul 31, 2018
rock003:
Yeah, you are a zombie by nature and zombies are senseless. They go everywhere singing same falsehood.

Kettle calling pot black. Mention just one person that is not corrupt in your APC government. I mean just one person.

And can you mention one evidence that Reno stole money?
. weyreypey aka NgcoboP aka smellingmenses aka smartcoices aka asamwababy ......wah, you no de taya to open new profile?

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