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Politics › Re: We're Shocked By Buhari's Silence On Illegal Attempt To Impeach Ortom - R-APC by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:50am On Jul 31, 2018
rock003:
Are you hiving hints that your parents lack attention to their duty and, therefore, failed to bring you up well? What a shameless set of patents you have.
. weyreypey aka NgcoboP aka smellingmenses aka smartcoices aka asamwababy ......wah, you no de taya to open new profile?
Politics › Re: Fayose Inspects 80% Completed Oja Oba Market, Ado Ekiti (photos + Video) by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:50am On Jul 31, 2018
rock003:
You are the one with a dead brain. Look into the mirror and you will realise how brainless you are.
. weyreypey aka NgcoboP aka smellingmenses aka smartcoices aka asamwababy ......wah, you no de taya to open new profile?
Politics › Re: Benue: Buhari Will Never Be Part Of Any Unconstitutional Act – Presidency by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:49am On Jul 31, 2018
rock003:
Then he doesn't deserve a second term.
. weyreypey aka NgcoboP aka smellingmenses aka smartcoices aka asamwababy ......wah, you no de taya to open new profile?
Car Talk › Re: Working On A Clients Car, An Then I Saw This by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:47am On Jul 31, 2018
rock003:
Now, I'm convinced about the emptiness of your life. Where is the link between my comment and the rubbish you post here? You are gradually running mad.

Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:22am On Jul 31, 2018
peaceland:
Good morning all,
2009 Honda accord.
Steering shakes when braking at about 80-120km/hour.
New tires, balancing and alignment done twice. Read online about rotors but felt smooth to my hands.
Just want to know where best to go at ikeja axis and likely issues to expect.
Thanks
Brake rotors are warped, if within safe limits, resurface, if not replace with Brand new pair.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:18am On Jul 31, 2018
Najop:
can I use Mazda 5 2009model for uber or taxify? i will appreciate any explanation on this. thanks.
Yes
Car Talk › Re: Working On A Clients Car, An Then I Saw This by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:16am On Jul 31, 2018
SirIconR:
Mr Poster.... this is unprofessional of you.... this ought to be confidential

Car Talk › Re: Working On A Clients Car, An Then I Saw This by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:14am On Jul 31, 2018
chris51:
This is betrayal of trust and very unprofessional. How can a client give you his car for repairs and you took picture of the content to show the world.
You are an amebo and should be disciplined.
e be like say you been wan tif the car before, nah me save you o! That tin get magun join o! tongue
Car Talk › Re: Working On A Clients Car, An Then I Saw This by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:08am On Jul 31, 2018
rock003:
Anyone can lie about anything online. Owner laughing with you because you posted his private life in public? Try again, oga.
weyreypey aka NgcoboP aka smellingmenses aka smartcoices aka asamwababy ......wah, you no de taya to open new profile? grin

Diportivo, you remember who types like this? grin



rock003:
I'm glad to remind you, Mr scum, that you Dont own the key to heaven. God Almighty holds the key and not you. So, your curses return to your head and that of your children after you. May death and destruction be a weekly occurrence in your home. E no go better for you.
gala, bring 2, call that bottle water boi to bring Pepsi join am grin

Car Talk › Re: Difficulty Starting Skoda Octavia TDI Diesel by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:25am On Jul 31, 2018
9icetoo:
I have got a problem that I would need help with.
Car is a 2006 Skoda Octavia 1.9 litre TDI diesel.
Manual transmission.

Last week, car refused to start after work.
Been having hard starting issues for close to 8 months now.

However, car always starts after cranking for 5-10 seconds.
Sometimes oil light beeps as a result of prolonged cranking but car eventually starts with so much white smoke that it kills all the mosquitoes around. grin

Things done so far:

Scanned car. The autel scanner connects, scans but shows a blank screen after completing deep scan.

To rule out connection error, I connected my Bluetooth elm scanner and could get codes p0401 and p0403. Egr related stuffs. (I blocked off my egr 2 years ago).

I can see the airflow meter, temperature sensor and other sensors with the Bluetooth scanner.

I have traced the wiring running from the camshaft sensor and all engine sensors to where it enters the car. I couldn't find any breaks or cuts. That rules out electrical issues on that path.

Battery in the car is a new 90 amp battery installed two weeks ago.

I have checked fuel supply and fuel comes out of the feed to the tandem pump.

Engine rotates fast enough, rpm registers at least 180 rpm (usually enough to start the car).

Engine coughs like it wants to start but doesn't.

On Saturday, my mechanic came and snuffed the car with diesel and it started.

It ran and we shut it down. However attempts to restart was hit and miss as it would sometimes start without snuffing, other times it would need snuffing.

The mechanic popped the return from the engine to the filter pod and there was so much bubbles in the diesel. Further investigation showed that the return feed from the filter pod back to the diesel tank wasnt flowing any diesel at all.

Mechanic is suspecting that this is cause of my problems.

I am skeptical. I changed that filter pod last year when i had diesel supply issues which turned out to be a collapsed supply hose from the tank to the filter pod.

Can a non flowing diesel return line really cause this sort of headache or should I be looking for something else?

Cheers.
Demeanours please help.

One other detail. When the hard starting started, I could use the instantnous fuel readout to know when the car will start. If I start cranking and the diesel flow gets up to 0.7 l/m, car fires up.
Now it gets up to 1.3l/m and nothing happens, rather it drops off.
sniffing and vehicle starts is a fuel pressure related issue, for failing Fuelpump, they usually work best after being left alone for a long time (which makes this a bit confusing)

My thoughts If you do not have any Return fuel, it means the fuel pump is not giving out enough pressure for the fuel pressure regulator to give off a return.

Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:05am On Jul 31, 2018
deniguy01:
Pls i just got a new car and d plate number is old (it is BT) .. I wanna know if i can change the plate number to sth new.. Is it possible pls
yes, call 08023138853
Car Talk › Re: Working On A Clients Car, An Then I Saw This by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:54pm On Jul 30, 2018
DelTel:
Na Explorers can help o, he has contact with the Egyptians o.

Owner might not know self as it might be inherited/passed on (mileage roll-back issue fit dey) .
Abeg, no let laugh kee pesin grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Working On A Clients Car, An Then I Saw This by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:30pm On Jul 30, 2018
obekediamondfuto:
cc rdautoworks


please I need 2 cartons, if u can deliver before Friday there is an added bonus....
make sure the one u r ordering for has all the specs... I mean full option xle......

tracker, airbag, immobilizer, collision avoidance, teleportation, remote start, "automatic" brake system (ABS) and most of all GPS.
when you see bill, you will come and deactivate and we all not see you again grin
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:29pm On Jul 30, 2018
jossytech:
Hello Guru Gazzuz

Pls how close should abs sensor ring be to abs sensor, i leant it magnetic that receive signal when wheel was running, i have fix mine today but yet the light still on, wanna know d gap that should be there for the sensor to magnetize themself

its 98 camry LE
This kazeem question you are asking.... Daris god o! grin

The distance of the pulsar to the abs wheel speed sensor is predetermined by the manufacturer. All you have to do is install the right parts in the right places. Your 1998 camry can be scanned using some really old sch mos code kinda method after joining 2 contacts on the OBD port. Another thing you could do is utilize a multimeter and search for resistance accross all 4 wheel speed sensors.

Give me a repair history to help you better.
Car Talk › Re: My Temperature Guage Doesn't Get To The Middle !!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:19pm On Jul 30, 2018
EgunMogaji:
I’ll like to think that Gazzuzz was simply caught off guard on a bad day. We all have some days like that when we don’t have fuxs to give.

But when you advertise a number as a business venture then you ought to expect all kinds of people to ring you up.

Sometimes I get calls at 2AM here from Nigeria, some I let roll into voice mail when I don’t recognize them but the ones I decide to answer is answered politely even if it’s to fake “busy with a client on the other line” and let me get back to you.

But I’m coming from a country where customer service can make or break a company.

I’ve never met Gazzuzz in my life but I consider him a friend so if I call him I’m certainly going to not be officious. If he cuts me off I’ll just go camp at his shop and consume many beers and “Ofe Owerri”? as apology.
Uncle mi grin

Car Talk › Re: Whats Wrong With This Steering Rack? by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:09pm On Jul 30, 2018
sultaan:
It that a toilet float or over filled boot because I can't even see the clamp on the boot.

Maybe power steering fluid leaked into the boot and filled it up under pressure
excellent observation by an astute autoist.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:07pm On Jul 30, 2018
Oya, if you need wood high quality car batteries with Valid warranty, Gather here.

https://www.nairaland.com/4644414/trane-cene-automotive-batteries/1

Cc deltel
Car Talk › Re: Whats Wrong With This Steering Rack? by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:55pm On Jul 30, 2018
HyundaiMechco:
The steering rack is leaking oil
We have a winner!!!

It's that simple.
Car Talk › Re: Whats Wrong With This Steering Rack? by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:32pm On Jul 30, 2018
timifakay:
Those boots are pregnant.
if a steering rack gives birth to an alternator, who is responsible? grin
Car Talk › Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:29pm On Jul 30, 2018
We continue tomorrow.
Car Talk › Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:26pm On Jul 30, 2018
New Parts supplied..

Car Talk › Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:23pm On Jul 30, 2018
removing all traces of evil...

Car Talk › Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:12pm On Jul 30, 2018
here we go....

Dekazeemization..

Rx350 2010

Autos › Re: Sold 2GR-FE Engine For Sale, Toyota And Lexus Compatible.sold by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:57pm On Jul 30, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
I have a Foreign used 2GR-FE engine for sale.

2GR-FE is a 3.5 L (3456 cc) engine.

It is compatible with the following models of toyota and lexus V6 brands

2004–2012 Toyota Avalon (GSX30)
2012–present Toyota Avalon (GSX40)
2006–2012 Toyota Aurion (GSV40)
2005–2012 Toyota RAV4/Vanguard (GSA33/38)
2006–present Toyota Estima/Previa/Tarago (GSR50/55)
2006–2011 Toyota Camry (GSV40)
2011–2017 Toyota Camry (GSV50)
2006–2012 Lexus ES 350 (GSV40)
2012–present Lexus ES 350 (GSV50)
2007–2009 Lexus RX 350/Toyota Harrier (GSU30/31/35/36)
2009–2015 Lexus RX 350 (GGL10/15/16)
2007–2016 Toyota Highlander/Kluger (GSU40/45/50/55)
2007-2012 Toyota Blade (GRE156)
2007-2013 Toyota Mark X Zio (GGA10)
2008–present Toyota Alphard/Vellfire (GGH20/25)
2008–2016 Toyota Venza (GGV10/15)
2009–present Lotus Evora (280ps & 350Nm using Lotus engine management, Sport Pack package redline increased to 7000rpm)
2006–2016 Toyota Sienna (GSL20/23/25/30/33/35)
2009-present Bolwell Nagari 300
Toyota Corolla (E140/E150) (for Super GT use)
Lotus Evora GTE (modified 4 litre version with 470 hp N/A for race use in the ALMS and at the 24 Hours of Le Mans)


It is available on the mainland lagos.

08033910382
sold and installed in the highlighted vehicle
Autos › Re: Honda Full Synthetic 0w20 Now Available made in USA by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:56pm On Jul 30, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Now available in retail quantity

Factory spec OEM honda 0W-20 genuine full synthetic motor oil.

Made in USA


08033910382
Autos › Re: MOBIL 1 EXTENDED PERFORMANCE 5000per Quart. by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:55pm On Jul 30, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Now available Mobil1 5W30 and 5W20 extended performance, 5000 per quart.

Available in Mainland Lagos

08033910382

Available

Autos › Re: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:54pm On Jul 30, 2018
buddie:
Please forget me not once below is in stock abeg.

2004 Honda pilot 235/70R16 tires available now and what prices for pickup next week?
Next batch of tyres will come in this weekend. For now unavailable.
Car Talk › Whats Wrong With This Steering Rack? by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:53pm On Jul 30, 2018
what do you think is wrong with this rack? grin grin

Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:50pm On Jul 30, 2018
thorpido:
Pls house,my Toyota corolla 2003 was burgled and the brain box and the window comtrol buttons made away with.
Please how much will it cost to replace them?
worst case scenario 60-100k.

It depends on if vehicle has an immobiliser or not.

Are you comprehensively insured? You should consider insuring vehicle.
Car Talk › Re: My Temperature Guage Doesn't Get To The Middle !!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:26pm On Jul 30, 2018
Since this thread started focusing on Gazzuzz and not the original posters issues, I have noticed 99per of my callers have started becoming nicer. I receive an average of 150calls every day Via Nairaland, I have a very large Powerbank to keep my phone up when I'm out, and I move around with a car charger all the time in my Man bag. I also have a Bluetooth attached from 9am-8pm (even at home).

There are 2 classes of calls I receive. Those that want to Bring business, and those that want to ask questions.

Over 90per of the calls that come in to my phone start like this.

"Gazzuzz Quick one" ...................

They are always about to take a decision, or need a quick solution to a problem.

And it's always one car related problem or the other. My phone goes into silence mode @ 8pm and starts ringing again @ 9am (my personal settings).

I have my good days and my horrible ones, I also have my very good days and my very cheerful ones.

I have received calls from NLer's stranded on the roads at odd hours of the night that needed a tip to limp their vehicles out of the way or home, I have left my home at odd hours to go rescue a lot of NLers, or folks who just ran a search on Google and my number popped up.

My Business is a small one man business that is still growing, I take all my calls and Do all the paper work my self. With time, we will expand, and we will employ people who take all the calls and Do all the admin work. For now what we have currently works at our current capacity.

I work on only 4Brands at the moment, Honda/Acura. Toyota/Lexus, Kia/Hyunda and Ford. I had to include ford, because my very loyal client Got a ford, and could not turn him down.

I learned the Hard way not to accept every brand and every job. Not that I cannot Fix them, but with specialization we can diagnose most issues easily without extended research and reading Volumes of repair manuals. We have already developed a network of part suppliers for used Parts and New Parts, Depending on the nature of the Job.

Now on to the controversial Phone call that caused this wahala, I honestly Cannot remember the call, I might have taken the call and network was bad and I heard nothing and had to cut the call, I might have been at an odd position or place and took the call, or like what happened a few mins ago, Emeka you called me, I took the call, but at the same time, I saw an elderly lady that taught me in Primary sch and I had to greet her, I cut the call on you without saying anything, greeted her and before I could call you back, you called back. (emeka 2007 accord) Or what happened @ 2:30pm Akin you called, I thought I was done with a client, but when I took your call, he started talking again, and I ended your call and continued with the client, but called you back at about 4pm. (Akin Corrola 09) The list is endless, it happens all the time, and what people usually do is call back or send a message or not call back. There's also a possibility Bluetooth might have disconnected (happens a lot) and call went on on the phone and I ended it because I could not hear anything.

What ever the case the caller could have called back or sent a message. My line is usually busy and almost always keeps callers on call waiting, and most times when I have a little breathing space, forget what the first or 2nd caller said. If I want to really work I have to turn it off.

Now to nwanneni that said because I didn't take his call he damaged his engine. Oga Haba I have more threads on NL than Nigerian bloggers. There are threads on different car repair solutions. All you had to do was call back, or open a thread and wait for a response by tagging me. I am yet to see a thread on Cartalk or autos that I was tagged in and didn't respond within the Hour. You own the car, you can always PARK it or TOW it if it Malfunctions until you are able to find a proper solution. You Drove the car with functional Gauges for temp and oil pressure and still managed to ignore them until the engine got fried that's all on you sir. I am glad you are getting another vehicle I hope you will READ the Manual and Pay more attention To Maintenance So you Do not accuse anther Person Of destroying This one.


Cartalk is supposed to be an environment to share knowledge about car issues and solutions to most car issues. You will notice in the Last 2years I cannot remember replying any query on cartalk with a "Bring it to my workshop" I usually go by saying...... find a qualified technician, or take it to your mechanic, or buy a scanner, or scan your vehicle etc..... I also cannot remember the last time I posted my Workshop address online for repair jobs, I only do that for engine oil sales which have been consistent for over 3years.

I learnt a lot from people like Siena, ikenna and so many others.....it's a shame we lost their free contributions on Cartalk, and autos, they were very educative and they inspired a lot of us to become what we are today.



Now to the Trolls who open new profile names every month to attack, Find something useful to do with your lifes, I have already identified the old and the new ones, NgcoboP aka smellingmenses, aka smartcoices, aka weyreypey aka asamwababy and so on and so forth.... Continue to carry my matter for head like Galla, you have nothing positive or educative to contribute to the forum, except to start fires and add fuel when a controversy starts.

G.azzuzz is also human and makes Mistakes so my apologies to all that I might have called when I was having a blown gasket, please feel free to call back at responsible times, or leave an sms.

For the record. My phone number is 08033910382 and is open for BUSINESS 9am-6pm. Note I said business wink There is a limit to the number of people I can respond to VIA whatsapp, usually have about 50 unread messages every 6hrs, but I try my best. Best place for those "Gazzuzz Quick one" is here
https://www.nairaland.com/3743541/ask-gazzuzz/132 as long as you are not comparing a Picanto and an Fx35 and asking me to pick one, you will get a prompt response.

Isorite I have talk too much, let me get back to the uber thread and see what is new, I am sure the gala sellers will be here soon. grin
Car Talk › Re: Working On A Clients Car, An Then I Saw This by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:57pm On Jul 30, 2018
thebigkendo:
Confirm the collision avoidance system from the owner.. In the event of a collision!! Baba will avoid the collision by not be in the car. He will come out from the Bush at the opposite lane
says he is yet to test it o! grin grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Working On A Clients Car, An Then I Saw This by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:51pm On Jul 30, 2018
asamwababy:
This is very unprofessional.

Respect your customers privacy.

Even if client details cannot be ascertained there privacy still needs to be respected.
I have gone thru all your posts, you are always looking for controversial stuff about me.


Good thing is I sought the owners permission, and he's laughing with me about your comment.

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