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Autos › Re: Tow Truck For Sale. by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:06am On Sep 17, 2017
arrrh looking for a flatbed angry

Happy sales wink
Family › Re: My Mother Is Seeing Other Men by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:30am On Sep 17, 2017
PaperLace:
1. Your dad is/has been a chronic, irresponsible, unrepentant and insensitive cheat.
2.He has subjected the innocent woman to all sorts of emotional and physical abuse, even from third parties (his side chicks).
2b. All for no fault of hers.
3. He is currently with one of his side chicks.
4. Their sex life is dead.
5. Mummy is beautiful and fit _halleluyah somebody!!!
6. Mummy is independent and strong.
7. Mummy wanted to leave the marriage, you told her not to.
8. Now, mummy is moving on with her life (albeit wrongly) and you're not happy.


What kind of son are you bikonu? You don't want her to leave the marriage, you don't want her to move on. What do you want? Disrespecting her vows is NO-NO, so _ allow her leave. She should have one steady partner and not multiple (safe sex and safe chatting is important), that's the only thing you should be advising her on.

Did it ever occur to you, that just like so many married women, with community horsebands, your mum was waiting for her kids to grow within a complete family system(as society demands) before divorcing? You still decided to stop her.

This is why it's good for women to be independent and remain physically appealing. All that "who will want you after 3kids" threat, na for women wey no know wassup.

Soldier come, soldier go _barracks go remain.
This na open marriage Season1.
excellent write up.
Car Talk › Re: How Do I Check That The Mileage Of A Car Of '05 Is Correct by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:16am On Sep 17, 2017
ALFran:
I want to buy a used Nigerian vehicle of '05, the seller says that the mileage - 101. Is it possible that the mileage 101 is correct for a Nigerian used vehicle of '05?
contact computerglobal
Autos › Re: Toyota Corolla 2005 Give Away @1m50k by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:11am On Sep 17, 2017
Seriousbuyer:
Very sound engine and gear
Three head rest
Four plugs engine
Chilling Ac
Lagos cleared
Neatly maintained fabric interior design
Good tires
Buy and drive

We sell quality vehicles both new, used and toks...we also buy and take swaps from genuine sources, click on our profile to see more good deals
Location: Ikeja, Lagos
Call: 07010963654
What's app: 08033495296(chat me for pictures)
cc princetom1 dominique marpol seun
Car Talk › Re: Thread For Toyota Users And Lovers by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:48pm On Sep 16, 2017
Deprofessional:
Will you be available tomorrow, which is Sunday, or do should I come next week Saturday?
sadly I will be unavailable.
Car Talk › Re: Thread For Toyota Users And Lovers by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:21pm On Sep 16, 2017
Deprofessional:
GAZZUZZ, thanks a lot. you are indeed a guru when it comes to auto.

However, I feel disappointed by you today.

I called in the morning and requested for your address. You promised to send it to me but you didn't

I called again, and you promised to send it again . You failed the second time. Even when I told you I was in a car wash you can send the address so I can start coming.
You promised again, and I had to stop the guys washing the car, yet I did not see you message.

Though, you may have been very busy today, however, I felt very bad.

If you work on Sundays, I wouldn't mind coming tomorrow so you can check the ride for me

I hardly have time on week days that's why I wanted to see you today

Thanks again for responding to my post.
So sorry about today, its like that with me most days. I sincerly was about to send you a message, but each time I tried a call came in, and it lasted so long I forgot the last thing I was about to do.

For your vehicles issues, I will look at it @ no cost, unfortunately it will be a one time thing as I do not support repairs of vehicles older than 2003.

My address is and has always been in my signature.

From excellence hotel aguda ogba (PLEASE NOT AGUDA SURULERE. Enter colledge road, turn right at alhaji haruna street, go down 5 streets on the left, enter awe street. 2nd building on the right, a warehouse with GAZZUZZ written on the gate. Using any GPS map 6.64270 3.33477 or search for gazzuzz garage on Google map
Car Talk › Re: Thread For Toyota Users And Lovers by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:01pm On Sep 16, 2017
Deprofessional:
please auto gurus I have a problem which I need solution to.

I am not an auto expert but I will try as much as possible to articulate the points in a lay man manner.

I took delivery of a tokunbo Toyota Camry 2001 l4 engine yesterday.

In the course of checking everything today, I noticed that each time I on the ignition, the engine fan will start blowing. from what I have heard and read, this is abnormal.

I took a closer look at the engine, and I saw a wire that is unplugged. I plugged it to the appropriate place provided. Immediately, the fan stopped blowing.

I concluded that must be the connection to the thermostat.

However, within 10 minutes of plugging the socket, smoke started coming out of the engine. I quickly unplugged the socket and the fan started blowing and the smoke stopped.

Again, I plugged the socket back and the fan stopped. I put the a/c on and the fan started immediately.

My understanding is when the thermostat is in use, the fan will not start immediately when the ignition is turned on. But will start when the engine gets hot to a certain point.

But mine seem not to work like that. Auto gurus please help.

Though my story is long, but its necessary to give every details.
Vehicle must have overheated in the past and the thermistor (wire you connected) disconnected to ensure the fans run steady. For a car that old it is not uncommon to find a defective thermistor. New technology employs the use of Coolant temp sensors that send information to engine ecu that trigger fan operation. Verify thermistor is functional, ensure radiator is ok.

To test thermistor, plug that wire back, watch temp guage, if the fan comes up before the temp crosses the half mark then thermistor is working. If it does not come up and temp crosses the half mark, it is defective.

If temp crosses the halfmark and fans come on and stay on for more than 60secs, car might be overheating.

Try this and get back to us.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Money Rituals Actually Work? by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:08pm On Sep 16, 2017
obamd:
From verifiable evidence, exemplified by the "ritual killers" nabbed at ile zik in Ikeja, most People who kill and slaughter do so for organ harvesting. They then sell the organs to exporters.

This is not to completely say there's nothing called blood money or something fetish that vomits money. I'm just giving a very logical approach and scientific explanation.

It's no longer news that people need organ transplants daily and those who have direct contact with buyers mainly from India know that its a multimillion dollar business and Nigeria is a major contributor.

The last time,a bad containing kidneys/liver was labelled 25,000 naira. The tunnel had a refrigerator and other dissecting instruments in it. So it's clear the organ harvesting business is a thing.

Una wey get juju experience, come talk your own
Your head de there.
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:54pm On Sep 16, 2017
Nora93:
please where and how much can I get knock sensor 1 for my acura MDX 2010 n Honda accord 2008
accord v6?
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:26pm On Sep 16, 2017
Autos › Re: Toyota Highlander 2008 Reg @4.350m by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:23pm On Sep 16, 2017
veraxtee:
Toyota Highlander 2008 reg
Auto drive, leather interior, 3 seated,
9 month registered.
Price: 4.350m
Location: ogba
Contact: 08067266314
I am intersted, post more info.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:20pm On Sep 16, 2017
there is an uber thread. Please all uber requests, should be directed there.


https://www.nairaland.com/2653841/uber-partner-lagos-please-share/169#2653841.5436

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:16pm On Sep 16, 2017
deedee44:
Oga boss, your words mean a lot in here. Are you giving your word that this car is. 'issue-free' ?
Do I look like the owner of the car? I have not seen or met car/owner. I only post uber compliant vehicles when I ave te time.

Car Talk › Re: 5 Sure Ways To Kill Your Car Slowly And Painfully. by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:41am On Sep 16, 2017
Autos › Re: FLASH Sale-toks Corolla 2007 @ Awooof Clearance Sale! by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:37am On Sep 16, 2017
Falil:
Story teller
sell ur car jeje, no quote me again. 1.
Autos › Re: We Service Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:04am On Sep 16, 2017
what type of engine oil do you pour into those cars?
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:56am On Sep 16, 2017
ephbe:
Hello Gazzuzz

Kindly assist asap, I have a friend who wants to go into uber/taxify big time, he wants to start with 4 cars at the moment, he has not gotten the cars yet so he is relying on my advice for the choice of cars to pick from

What are your advices on the choice of cars please considering MPG, maintenance and durability.

Thanks
Noting more than 1.8liter engine size. Honda city 2007-2009, kia rio from 2007-2011, toyota corrola 2003-2007.
Autos › Re: A Car Underwater For 9months, 270days, Can It Work Perfectly Again(Pics) by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:22pm On Sep 15, 2017
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:17pm On Sep 15, 2017
xana101:
Please how do I add toll fee on Taxify. I carried someone pass lekki link bridge, I paid N250. Trying to add it as usual but didn't work. I've been having this challenge for a while. Some riders would just give me d toll fee cash. I couldn't collect 2days own cos d fare was quite high. From festac to chevron almost 6k. I was happy so didn't bother to ask d lady for d N250.
explain ya sef undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:15pm On Sep 15, 2017
Romeo3:
tolls are added automatically..

you have been cheating riders! cheesy
grin grin grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:20pm On Sep 15, 2017
adanny01:
Very funny grin

Your steering will not work again!!! Na straight you go dey waka every time. So choose a direction before welding.
grin
Car Talk › Re: Club-Lexus by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:56pm On Sep 15, 2017
Inception:
under the sea things grin
you are in the spirit, take this for the night wink

Car Talk › Re: Imagine If All Dangote Trucks Were Built Like This (Photos And Video) by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:10pm On Sep 15, 2017
you want armed robbers to leave corrola and face lorry drivers? cheesy
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:23pm On Sep 15, 2017
kemspec:
Air conditioning technician in the house, plz is Honda crv condenser and comprehension repairable. Mine just packed up yesterday. . Took it to engineers and they said it's non repairable. .Plz come to my aid o
replace.
Autos › Re: Gazzuzz Inspected Vehicles (lagos) by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:15pm On Sep 15, 2017
Toyota Camry 2002.

Body- No impact

Engine- Quiet no rattle, no smoke, engine oil will be due in 300miles

Transmission- no issues.

Engine Bay- Neat. Superficial rust on exposed metal surfaces. (car was not flooded)

Interior- clean (eze can do better)

Paintwork- very good

Suspension- No suspension noises. But Superficial rust on rear suspension members.

A/C- ice cold

Electronics- all functional

Tyres- Uniform set of un expired tyres. Will not require replacement.

Scan codes- No error on all modules.

Link to Vehicle

https://www.nairaland.com/4054858/clean-title-toyota-camry-le

Car Talk › Re: I need a good Auto Workshop For Acura Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:05am On Sep 15, 2017
5w20 engine oil mobil1 USA specs can be found here https://www.nairaland.com/3924736/back-again-mobil1-5w30-5w20
Car Talk › Re: Club-Lexus by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:59am On Sep 15, 2017
Ogbuegede:
Hello guys,
Please my RX330 suddenly stopped the following, AC, fan not even blowing, temperature Meter not rising, open door not showing on dashboard, AFS OFF suddenly appeared...I got so worried DAT I rushed to an electrician who opened up the below dashboard and traced de line one after de oda but cudnt find anything ....I left with annoyance looking for a machine diagnosis, but on my way everything returned....what could HV caused it?
Meanwhile when those things stopped working, I observed my staring doesn't come up when key enters d ignition as usual . I also noticed DAT de locking sound when pressed on remote also stopped...
What could HV caused it,in case it happens again
you should start by running the vin of your vehicle. I will recommend computerglobal
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:49am On Sep 15, 2017
dejidotun2000:
But you told someone on the uber thread who complained that his Toyota corolla strut failed to check the steering rack.

"Front struts and engine mounts do not wear out at once, wear is progressive.
Your engine mounts and struts were not destroyed by new driver.
Meanwile from experience the struts of your veicle hardly fail, look in the direction of te steering rack.
Good luck."
most times front suspension noises from the corrola 07-11 are caused by the steering rack. It is often misdiagnosed.

That is what I mean.

I hope all is clear now?
Car Talk › Re: Urgent Responds Needed !!!!; by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:58am On Sep 15, 2017
lillyontop:
Good day nairaland i need your help on these issue I am looking forward in getting my self a new car so I stumbled on one cheap clean 09 Camry xle used so I decided to call the owner and the owner said he doesn't have or misplaced the custom papers to the car that why he's selling the car cheap so that the end user is going to get the custom paper done I need advise if I should go ahead to purchase the car and if there's any person that knows much about custom stuffs or a customer himself should let me know how much to get a custom paper for the car thanks
cc stjoel
Autos › Re: Toyota Avensis 1999 no longer First Body by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:56am On Sep 15, 2017
buchilino:
OUT OF CURIOSITY, WAT R UR CAR REQUIREMENTS.
ask gazzuzz

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