₦airaland Forum

seunmsg:
No wonder Tambuwal supported Dogara against Femi. He wants to be deciding who get what committee chairmanship from Sokoto. The influence he knew he couldn't wield over Femi. Dogara must be such a weakling.

Clap for yourself and the lecturers who taught you..... U do well.
















Idiot

Hello guys, i sincerly need an advice. I am applying for a tafe program which is 18 months, can I qualify for a PR after? If yes which route? Hope the minimum 2 years won't hinder my getting a PR? Any advice pls

Thanks

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ManTiger:
There is likely going to be a set standard in the polity with regards to those who are vying to represent the masses both in the Lower and Upper Chamber as well as the ultimate seat of the presidency.

Wonder why our politician do fight like a motor park tout in the house of assembly? That's because many of the lack basic education but they find themselves in the corner of power through one way or the other.

The current "WAEC" saga of the APC flag bearer is an eye opener and I and many Nigeria will like to use this medium to request for the THESIS of the sitting president and the PDP flag bearer.


.#GEJshowYourPHDthesis
.#GEJshowYourMSCthesis
.#GEJshowYourBSCthesis


.Just show us any one of the thesis.

When did thesis become a prerequisites for contesting in elections? Huh? Don't leave d trench Buhari should show us his Certificate which is the minimum requirement and stop ranting and asking for thesis? Did the constitution ask for thesis? Go you daft and hug transformer

sincerenigerian:
This shows Buhari is a man of honor. How can politics blind us to the extent where we question the profession of our military men and women who laid their lives to make Nigeria a sovereign country? Jonathan and his gangs have politicized the Nigerian military to the extent that politics is now the order of the day. This release of result should now put everything to bed.

Lest I forgot, Buhari was a student and a graduate of prestigious military colleges in UK, India, and USA. The man (Buhari) did not even list any of these feats in his quest for the position of presidency. That shows the humility of the man. If I were Buhari, I wouldn't hesitate to list my certificate from those three oversees military colleges. From my own understanding, Buhari never took this thing seriously because from the onset, he has always believed PDP and Jonathan are only up to mischief.

The question now is: why would anyone think Buhari was admitted into these oversees prestigious military colleges without graduating from secondary school? Any right thinking person should know that it is not possible to get into those prestigious schools without graduating from secondary school. Why would anyone call our military institution into question for the admittance of Buhari into military service? It is now obvious that Jonathan and his crew are only interested in ridiculing the general when they asked the military officer who addressed press conference yesterday to go public. Only the court is vested with such power.

Buhari is more than qualify to vie for the seat of presidency. He has satisfied the academic requirement for that position. Buhari will become the president by February 15. Buhari will reposition our military again and make it a professional military force that they were known for until about ten years ago.

You got almost 700 likes. Hmmmmmm OK.

Hmmmmmmm. I tout they said he can't go there? He is there and now pulling crowd oooooo hmmmmm APC will soon know was up. Elections r not won by nairaland likes but by political Structures. PDP has it and let's see how APC will get substantial one b4 the polls

Joel3:
Now treading.

Jonathan and sambo show us your certificate?

due to the controversial buhari certificate by pdp demands.

Can we now see jonathan and sambo certificate?

All apc fan come here please.

Front page.

You self know say they have their certificate and they submitted copies to INEC, GEJ served in osun state sef

Raiders:
I see no reason why any reasonable Nigeria youth would support PDP after 15 yrs of ruling or GEJ after 6 yrs of ruling without any major development. So many people have died since GEJ became president but yet some m0rons would keep saying GEJ/PDP till 2019. are Nigerian youths addicted suffering? do they really like the current state of the nation with over 10,000 Nigerians killed since this president came into power. Why are some Nigeria youths afraid of change when millions of youth are unemployed and tens of million of youth are underemployed. I am not a fan of APC but I would rather hope they win this time around because PDP has nothing new to offer. Maybe if PDP loss the next presidential elections, It would make them not take Nigerians for granted again.

Vote who u like and stop barking

barcanista:
So people chÀnting "Sai Buhari" is now equivaleÑt to attack? Every attempt to accuse the law abiding APC supporters will be resisted. After making Mockery of late Yaradua, you still expect their votes? GEJ is a goner.. We shall reject him next month

Sai Buhari

Na one vote u get oooo. You people in the North are illiterate and kunu drinkers

ziccoit:
Those two fingers you see pointed up are not for GEJ. February is going to be interesting. I'm going to dove my cap for PDP if Jonathan should win, even with rigging.

no one needs ur dobed cap!

omenka:
Jonathan in Kano...

Am sorry GEJ has not been to Kano

Obiagelli:
Interesting pictures, the stadium was almost empty, compare the Op's pictures with what Ruben abati shared on twitter, they have super photoshopped the pictures. Pdp no get shame how come abati's picture has more people in it?

If you were educated, you would know that it could have been snapped at different times. I can't believe you are feeling so sad that you can't believe GEJ pulls that massive crowd. Get up from ur shock and get a life, GEJ is President ooo, remember he is d man to beat. The structures of PDP will win them the election forget these Change change u pple r shouting. He will pull crowd anywhere. Don't fool yourself with crowd

tdayof:

Be brave and go to NTA with this advert and pay for its broadcasting

enigmaotr:
For every mind you change to vote for Jonathan, I'll deliver a polling unit for Buhari and lets see who will hug transformer come FeBUHARI 14.

How does this still stop us from voting enmass for GEJ?

enigmaotr:
...and how do your "us" votes stop him from losing come FeBUHARI 14

This ur comment has not in any way changed our minds from voting enmass for GEJ in next election. If u are angry hug transformer

eaglechild:
APC gubernatorial campaign rally is being aired live on national television.

This is despite the fact that the president is actively campaigning.

He did not highjack the national media but rather afforded them freedom to air the opposition rallies.

This is a stark contrast to the dog and baboon blood soaking threats from the opposition party.

We all know the past record of Buhari when it comes to freedom of press .

Do we want to go back to the dark days of oppression?

I am a PDP guy, and sincerely speaking, sentiments apart, I have never seen a crowd like this, it superceeds all the presidential rally of both parties. Gush! I saw a mammoth crowd. Believe me you I am strongly PDP but this crowd was massive! If crowd wins election this surely would win straight awat

teemanbastos:
itz people lyk yhu dat write waek 6times and when yhu make it by force, yhu xtart inyanga.. apply ur brain.

D question is did he come with his school cert?

enigmaotr:
How many votes do you have that only you want to vote enmass for Jonathan

How does your comment still stop us from voting enmass for GEJ

Sirfizz:
Hello readers, the controversial first lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan has challenged the soon-to-be/wanna-be First Lady and wife of General Mohammed Buhari to a debate session.

This was brought to our notice by the press secretary attached to the office of the First Lady yesterday at a general meeting of the press.

The currently seating First Lady, has insisted on having a one-on-one debate with the opposing party’s first lady claiming what that what a man can do, a woman can do better (in this case, women).

In the press release, the first lady also claims that since she was honored with a degree at a foreign university recently, she is very much capable of handling a debate session with GMB’s wife.

“Aisha is not educated and is not be willing to face me at a public debate that will be aired live from all over Nigeria.” She said.

While speaking with the wanna-be first lady at one of the campaign rallies recently, she reacted to the invitation rumor by denying ever receiving any invitation from the incumbent first lady.

Aisha also claims that she would be very delighted to accept the challenge if she actually gets one owning to the fact that Dame Patience cannot even construct a complete sentence in English let alone write-up a whole invitation letter.

She (Aisha Buhari), also admits that what a man can do, a woman can do better but categorically denied that the current first lady is a woman. She said and FNN quotes: “Dame Patience Jonathan is not a woman per say because, looking at this issue, if she were a woman as it were, she would be mature enough to know what to do and how to do it. How can she be gunning for a debate? In what capacity?

*laughs hysterically*.”

#SatireSeason #ShareAjoke

Am a PDP guy and a die hard against religious extremist so I support GEJ because the world is suffering in the hands of extremist like Buhari. But that aside you joke is very funny, it really got me laffing I swear. But it won't stop us from voting enmass for GEJ next month

I can bet none of u have ur PVC

HenryDion:
"Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is coming to umuahia on Friday, 16th January 2015" Good and fine, how does that concerns me? Mitcheeeeew... I took my lesson bag heading to the usual spot where i normally get keke. I discovered something odd, some keke were empty and yet won't stop to give me a ride. "they have started their usual shakara" i said to myself. i finally got a keke and to my utmost surprise, the road to orpet leading to Abia state township stadium was lodged with logs of wood and patrolling police vehicles. The keke driver took another turn and it seems every road were blocked as some army officers where patrolling everywhere with their guns. The keke rider has to drop me and i paid him #30. I grab my bag and took the road to BCA [Broadcasting Corporation Abia state] and a call came in. I was answering the call when an Hausa Army officer in front of me ordered me to abort the call immediately. I hesitated and manage to abort the call frowning my face on him. I continued on my journey. Few minutes later, I got another call and i was answering the call when an Igbo police officer called me, he took my phone forcefully.
"who U dey call?" he asked with bloody eyes. It dawn on me that am in serious trouble. He seized my phone and i stare at him for a while as my heart pound against my chest. He said i should forget the phone and go. I noticed some other guys like me standing dejected beside the road. I shock my head in dismay, "this police officers will certainly make some cool money today" i concluded in my mind walking out on him but inside me, i don't want to lose that phone but i have no choice than to keep moving. I grab my bag and continue my journey once more as i felt an unusual feeling inside of me. He called me back with beckoning hands.
"Who is your father?" lolzz, what a question.
"My dad is the Chief Security to the Chief Justice of Abia State" i manage to spit out and he's eyes suddenly got wider and he handed me the phone.
"Don't answer call until U don reach where U dey go." he said as he handed me back the phone heading to he's post. I rumpled my face although deep inside, i was smiling. I look around and saw some guys lying wretchedly on the ground. Hmmmm. What an arbitrary use of power by the Nigerian police. Always finding unnecessary reasons just to make some money. Citizens were walking to their respective place of work including the pregnant and old because no vehicle were allowed to use the road. I bump on an Hausa Army officer and he look at me with uncertain eyes.
"una president coming.. Road blocking pregnant women walking walking on leg. Who I be? God? Calling him Goodluck when he's badluck" i had no option than to smile at the officer not because of the point he's making but because of he's grammatical construction. "these comedians are right sometimes lolzz". Honestly speaking, i Don't think ten percent of Abia state residents are going to vote for him cause everyone i met were either castigating the president or Abia state governor. T.A Orji. I reached Umudike junction with a new spirit of victory cause i thought my encounter with these Lawless beings are over, little did i know that my problem is just beginning. I met another patrolling police vehicle and they were searching everyone's, looking for bomb i guess lol. It got to my turn and the officer scan me with he's weary scanning eyes which sent shivering impulses within me.
"Stay here." he said ignoring me. What did i do wrong? I found myself asking as i walk to the platform of Badlucks cause i wasn't the only one. We wasted more that 2 hours and i found myself pacing around.
"All of you can go" the officer said after searching our bags the second time. What did i do in the first place? What went wrong? I couldn't summon enough courage to ask him that. In other to let sleeping dog lie, i went my way shocking my head profusely. Nigerian is beyond repair. Nigeria is beyond redemption. Clashes and shattering sound of glasses brought me back to reality only to see an Army officer breaking the glass of a hammer bus with he's gun.
"you crazy? Come down, i said come down" the Army officer said in range as the young driver came down and was greeting with a resounding slap and i guess, i saw he's head spinning around as tears drop down my cheek. What will happen if we are in Mlilatry rule? I comforted my heart with the hope of making Nigeria better in our generation. A better Nigeria. A better country.

How does ur story for d gods stop me from voting GEJ.

Obiagelli:
Is this a pointer to what we should expect on February 15th?


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Only a crooked and a dwarf politician or analyst dwells on crowd rally. My take is get ur PVC and vote. #votenotfight. May b u dont have ur PVC set. Anyway with my PVC this your biased pictures does not stop me from voting enmass for GEJ

eleko1:
Let see Urs and I'll follow suit

Shout shout up and down and PVC u no get... Mtcheeew

bcomputer101:
GEJ should please stop all this nonsense


i can't just wait for BUHARI to rebuild our nation security system
Vote CHANGE!

Ehen hmmmm. I am sure u don't have PVC I swear. Buhari should come and rebuild Nigeria Its funny I swear. Buhari suddenly becomes the saint.... Ok let's see Feb ,15 no far, result go show

barcanista:
Buhari's Income AS a Former President...

He is entitled to N23 million/Month, but his conscinece won't allow him. Rather he takes 10% of his statutory entitlement which is N2.3M.

Annually, he earns N2.3M x 12 = N27.6M rather than N276 Million.

In Four Years, He earns N110.4 Million.

He also enjoy other estacodes beyond the monthly earning.

His Wife is a Professional Beautician and Cosmetician, well established in the cosmetic sector.

Muhammadu Buhari is also into cattle rearing as a fulani man.

OP, don't you sound foolish for this silly thread? His Wife's income is enough to put you in a padestal of a better life. With his earning, he can confidently sponsor his Children to some few schools abroad.

Give it up, you have no case against the General.

Hmmmm but na 1million en tell us say en get, are u his family accountant? Seems u know his account more than him

customized13:
Ambode can only win agbaje by rigging.

You are the biggest fool to talk about rigging with d current dispensation

Kakpos:
PEJ, IWEALA, GEJ, ALISSON LISTEN VERY CAREFUL
(1)WHERE IS OUR $20BILION
(2)$43.1BIILION RESEVE
(3)$25BILLION ECA
(4)SUVEREIGN WEALTH FUND
(5)N10BILLION FOR CHARTERD JET
(6)$8.5BILLION IN SOUTH AFRICA
(7)ETC
I SWEAR THESE PEOPLE MUST GO JAIL ON 30TH MAY, 2015

GI carry dem go jail nau! U was no get PVC dey rant

YEMOYEMI:
Did you just say Benue State? More than 3/4 states in Nigeria are eargly waiting for change.

I feel sorry for only about 1/4 remaining. God bless Amaechi and Rochas for standing out from those 1/4 backwards states.

Why not get ur PVC and stop making noise

eleko1:
Ok ooooo.make we wait and see nah.Abi u wan make I upload my PVC here?

Upload ur PVC and prove me wrong

eleko1:
it is better to cry out to the world than die in silence.Why is it that the FG hate the truth?Only yesterday,defence spokeman Chris Olukolade throws decorum to the wind by attacking Oby Ekwesili for calling his attention to massacre in Borno town.Bokos are busy killing our ill equipped Soldiers everyday like ants.They cried out for help,U court Marshal them.If Channels Tv didn't beam the rot in Police college,nothing tangible wud be done(we like to keep suffering and smilling in dis country).The Govt dat neglected/can't equip/pay our soldiers their due but eat billions food in a year/build cenotaph and decorate it with weed called flowers is a total irresponsible govt.WE WANT CHANGE,BUHARI IS THE ANSWER AND SOLUTION.VOTE WISELY

See u shouting we want change, ur mouth like change! Mtcheew. I can bet u don't have a PVC, prove me wrong

eleko1:
It is better to have a WAEC sch cert holders than one daft,thieves with PHD that'll held us to ransom.BUHARI......Ni ooooooo,Ijoba Tiwa Tiwa.

I can bet u don't have a PVC

barcanista:
His last Armed Forces Rememberance as President of the Federal Republic.

Story for d chickens.

OBJ..... Hmmmm, so OBJ, GMB and TINUBU are now pals... The quest for power can make a man kiss a snake.