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everything starts from a simple kiss, next you will find yourself together with his bestmate on the same bed and when you are done you'll come out to tell the world about it silently seeking some moral justification. my dear you wont get it from us, he kissed and all you wanted to do was slap him but u decided against it when u remembered how good it felt abi? next time no ask us. just carry on with your evil deeds. if one i knw yor boyfriend would have old him myself

Yoba,
this is one of the consequences of tripping for a fine boy! wowo guys like us wont dare introduce any babe we care about as their cousin. abeg if you still they vacant, i dey game o!

@Yabo, pls ignore that alabiyemmy fellow, the guy is a weirdo!

alabiyemmy:
you're not good enough for him.

too harsh my guy.

As a matter of principle i don't take my chairlady's call at all! Cos my hand no clean, so she wont be tempted to answer mine. Some couple of months back, i saw my baby's phone bill and on a particularly date i saw details of over 20 txt msgs to some unknown number and then curiousity took hold of me and i decided to investigate, i flipped through her phonebook but couldnt find the number stored anywhere. she's got the number stored in her head, wetin i go do? i just kept quite because na me find trouble. if i didnt go through her bill i wouldnt have seen that rubbish and until now i'm still hoping to catch her red handed!
But, me think you ought to AUDIT your wife's phone once in a while, u never can be too sure.

Uche2nna:
And what might be wrong with that ?

Nna, no vex. Just want to get him prepared.

Seun,
watch out before these igbo guys start clamouring for eze ndigbo of Nairaland

docokwy:
Shut up.

You should be more concerned with how yor brother Gorrila Obasanjo has Yorubasanjonised Nigeria. Never mind, soon every nonsense he appropriated to his lazy people will be reversed and Oduduwa abi Odukpangolo will go back to square one. Nonsense and ingredient

i didnt use any provocative word, why the shut up? anyways, the eze ndigbo nonsense has to stop

babyosisi:
wow,so it finally took an obong to catch on the craftiness of the Igbos and declare the stupidity or shall I say the naivety of other tribes.
Or is this a case where the short guy has to scream the loudest to make up for what he lacks in height.

yea yea, dont care if he's short, the thingy is that the Obong is a very sharp man and definitely knows what he wants! Eze ko, Nza ni. jobless people

babyosisi:
a culture of inferiority complex?
a culture that somehow the Eze ndiIgbo may overthrow the obong?
Ask yourself why other communities don't feel threatened and you do!

cos the other communities are too patronizing and have failed to see the craftiness of the igbo man. very crafty set of people! Eze ndi gbo Calabar indeed!!!!

na wa o, for those of you that can die for the foolishness of Nigeria, isn't it ironic that our beloved country cant even conduct an election? The irregularities was massive. thenwe go open our mouth the compare eko and london. see our face!

mubowa, fatliar,
have u all voted!

Was just wondering if the results declared was a true reflecting or representation of the people's will. I'm still trying to come to terms with the massive irregularities.

@dblock,
nigerians and mouth! God save u guys! Anyways the city aint all that, and you guys can still afford to stand the tons of embarrassment of visa refusal and still return to literally 'beg' for visas. Now it aint all that and you still keep visiting abi?
flipping hypocrites!

@Democrat, can u pls stop using those swear words.
If really u believe in what u call urself (democrat) it only depicts the type of democracy u practice in ur country.

LondonCool:
Kinsh

Did you claim "Asylum" there ?

very funny. r u having a laff? that was very sarcastic LondonCool

@mubowa,
how r u? guess u've been working real hard? happy easter anyways.

@mubowa,
johnbull? think i like that name o! very kool. hw u dey? later

@fatliar,
ore, hw u dey? thot u travelled to naija

@mubowa
I'm alrite, it's been ages! Gbeborun that's wot my mates call me (kidding). How have u been? Anyways, keep in touch!

@Kinsh
really? wot's over there?

@tng,
Roman didnt divorce in Russia becos they got married there, he went to russia cos the divorce proceedings sort of favours the men and moreover he wont have to divulge his financial details intoto in a russian court. If it were in the UK he would have to reveal all his earnings and the law really favour women here. Moreover she got well over £300mn in cash and assets. Almost £1.5bn! If the proceedings was in the UK i guess Roman would have parted with half of his networth totalling about £11bn.
OK!
Arsenal need money abeg, make she spread some cash for them. Maybe they will improve next season. For the past 2years or so that has been arsenal's excuse "next season".

@Radiant, Karma? Please spare us, if you talk about Karma, what about the guy, maybe it's his own evil deed that finally caught up with it. If you keep saying Karma, then no one is free o!

@ThiefOfHearts,
very true, who can we blame? Men's life moved from worse to worst after the beijing women conference! Now we r just at the mercy of women. Orange theory, (suck when juicy, discard when nothing is left).
God go save Him children especially the GUYS!

@ihujumbo,
dont think this forum is the right ind of place to share this, cos the quality of advice you get here will be very questionable and unreliable. All sorts of people will give advice, even people that are worse off than you! Kudos to you for coming out though, if u dont walk-out now in another 12months, you'd wished u done it a year ago. follow your heart my dear, since you dont feel a thing please, i beg of you free your hubby from his misery. though he's gonna be broken-hearted, i think that's better than him been deceived. You never loved him. Dont wanna know your reasons for getting married, but think the nice guy deserves to be happy. And i dont think you can provide that, so just move on now before you start having kids!
DOnt let anyone make you feel bad. We all make mistakes.

if she wants money, then i be Honey
if no money, i be Monkey!


Just kidding, i be village man, so i aint into pet names. like threads like this though, that's y i'm contributing

Nigerian girls are terrible, very materialistic and greedy. if you no get money, then no show for you. abeg make u go find jamo chic, easy to maintain and no long thing. They will service you even better!

@orp
what has VAT and N.I got to do with naija girls? Abeg make u explain. And who says people don't earn more than £6.40?
Agreed nigerian girls are something else, but your reasons don't hold water at all. Moreover VAT is 17.5% not 22%

na wa for people, after begging to get visa, them reach UK finish dem begin get wide mouth. London is nice abeg, though expensive.

Na wa o, ppl 4get things easily sha! Have u all forgotten that everything in Nigeria is Copy and Paste? Even when it aint fit for purpose. If the nigeria curriculum is so up-to-date as u guys claim, my friends in nigeria doin mech engineering still they do "carburretor" when the world has moved and cars are now using injector.
dblock, abeg stop lying, what did u learn in naija 7yrs ago that u r now being taught in Australia? C'mon guys, make una take am easy. Wetin no good, no good. The curriculum needs to be serious updated.

@alabiyemmy, why u hate this country so much? i dey fear ppl like u o!
anyways, nice sharing ideas. make una take am easy!

@soccerchic,
is toronto the only place in canada? the place is very boring! damn the big houses and cars, wide roads and all! Give me London anyday anytime. Went for a visit, took off before my intended date of departure. canada as a whole is boring! Anyways, will be in calgary this summer for the calgary stampede!!!! see u there

@alabiyemmy,
If nigeria was so great, why did u bother coming over for your masters degree? abi. Why u come UK? abi u be elitist? or na class thingy? If nigeria was so great, then u must have wasted millions of naira coming down, as u could have had ur programme in nigeria and at a cheaper price too!!!!

Stop beefing! ok