I just broke up with my girlfriend. Reason was quite simple for me. I dont last more than 3 - 5minutes whenever we make love and I feel ashamed all the time. It's an awful experience, so in other to spare her further agony and sexual frustration I called it quits. although she's not complaining about the poor performance, but I feel it's a matter of time before she starts complaining.

My only worry is, if I did the right thing by letting her go.

Sorry to disappoint you, no one will abduct you. They have better targets to get to, the fact that you're abroad (that's if you're not in africa) wont make you a target. Never mind my dear, just visit. No one will see you cos u aint a vip

I attempted applying for UBA general graduate recruitment 2008, only to be refered to the Dragnet site, the sad thing is that I've to cough out #7,500 for the test. Is it okay to charge the unemployed for pre-employment tests?
I think it is complete bullocks!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, can't even remember where Bonny river close is, anyways do know whereabout of Ikhile, Eghosa, Uyi and Tunde Raji?

@Papabrowne,
I'm torn btw Obinna and Tunde Raji, if you remember Tunde used to be called "mad cow" or something funny. Hmm and u r definitely not Uyoyo. anyways i still they think.

@ Papabrowne,
Tunde Raji and Tunde Olagbemi were my closest pals then. Funny enough i still remember most of their last names. If you tell me your pals then, i'm definately going to know you!!!!

PapaBrowne:

Gbegborun. . . . Are u serious? Small world! So u mean u were in C class of 1990? Same class with Esi, Tunde, Ikhile, Eghosa, Uyi, Nike, Kemi and the rest of them folks?
If this is 4real, then we were class mates! Smaaaaallllll Wooooorlld!

I remember them all, even saw nike at festival of life in 2005, but she couldnt place my face. Small world

@ Papabrowne,
Did you attend NNPC staff school as well? Tule was in my class back then.

@Ibime,
nice one!

Ibime:


Hence, there are 30 people in the club.

Check:

10/30 x 9/30 = 90/900 = 1/10.   QED

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
using your answer and remembering there's no replacement
10/30 x 9/29 = 90/870 (which is obviously not 1/10)

Answers pleaseeee!

@Papabrowne
Did you have to liar about IBB's crib? That is Robert Mugabe's house.

Abeg, anybody fit post pictures of warri? it's been a while.

@Kennee, i left DDC around 95

Imagine travelling (driving) from Lagos to Port-harcourt, upon getting to Shagamu (Ogun State)the men in black (police) on routine check request for your drivers license, you produce ur LASG issued drivers license, they threaten to impound your car because you were driving without a valid license (since your license is only valid in lagos), you settle them and continue with your journey. You get to Ore (Ondo state) same problem, also Benin (Edo state) and and trust the wicked and evil policemen in Benin, they'll bleed you dry.
Imagine the chaos and how the Nigerian police in each state will make life miserable for travellers/drivers if each state introduce their drivers license.
Imagine getting arrested on a federal road becos u hold a state license.
Remember the FERMA and LASTMA bruhaha
The fact that it worked in America, doesnt mean that we should follow suit in Nigeria.

Though this aint algebra, but just solve it anyways:

1/3 of the people in a club are men. The number in the club is n.
a) write down and expression in terms of n for the number of people in the club.
b) two of the people in the club are chosen at random, the probability that both these people are men is 1/10. Calculate the number of people in the club.

PapaBrowne:

ooooh! That purple and violet uniform that litters the streets of Edjeba after One O'clock! Nice memories yaaah?

Na u sabi!!!

manchibabe:

warri is a wonderful place to be considering the fact i am from there and most of my family and relatives all leave there.

thank God it is peaceful now, miss their pidgin english though because d one u speak outside warri isnt as pure as the original,
Don Domigos, does it ring a bell to anyone

Dom Domingos, sure rings a bell to me! DDC

almondjoy:

Thank God for America!

The place/people are just too dry and stiff for words. Terrible sense of humor. . .and the place is "backward"! Defies civilization----------too colonial even by Nigerian standards. I prefer China abeg.

Goodluck to you. abeg make una leave England for us!

@ SEUN (Administrator)
Ordinary I would have allowed this subject pass without contribution, but i'm taking an exception to this becos of SEUN, i think he has forget how he reacted when he was issued "fatwa" because of posts on islam. If you want to be Seun, i think it's not right for you to allow such threads on your site. Although it's not in the nature of Christians to issue "fatwa" but please be advised to play fair.


@ poster,
U better watch it, keep such flirthy thots to urself!

@gmoney117,
I dont need to write test(s) again before I can be considered for any role.
Like i said before sorry forthe inconvenience, just highlighted that so that you dont make same mistake again. It's all about us learning and making changes. WORD!

Na Rumour Mongers! not rumour spreaders!!!!!!
Sorry for the inconvenience though.

@ Poster, you've come to the right place, expect your visa in 48hrs!

vikiviko:

It is still possible to enter a country with just a day to the expiration of your visa but not in some countries like canada.

That's not true, you can enter Canada on the day your visa expires (talking from experience, not hearsay).
As for the UK, you can enter b4 your entry clearance expires but you've to leave the UK on or before the expiry date of the entry clearance.

@Poster, if your friend travels regularly as you claim, he should at know. "

Dantecmu:

A friend of mine is currently in Nigeria, Actually he is a regular visitor to the UK he called me up and told me he had 1 month left in his visa and that he wanted to briefly visit the UK if it was a good idea,and would renew his visa gettin back to Nigeria.

Go for the Bsc programme if you are offered the admission. Speaking from experience

Check out the vacancy for Shop Consultant (Celtel) in Abuja and Markudi. Application closes 05/02/2008.
Best of luck!

CT1540 - Shop Consultant (Abuja & Markudi)

Operator: Celtel Nigeria Job Family: Customer Care
Department: Consumer Sales Section: Customer Care Support

Goal of the Job:

To interface with the subscribers, ensuring that their service needs are identified and resolved.
To create unalloyed customer loyalty by providing customer service that is second to none.

Role description:

To effectively handle all contacts with the subscribers and ensure that service needs are assessed and identified.
To deliver high-level customer service while adhering to set standards.
To accurately process all subscribers’ requests by logging them on the applicable software and follow up to ensure resolution.
To compile customer inquiries and complaints beyond resolution time and ability and forward same to the team leader/shop supervisor.

Requirement for Candidate:

Qualification

A relevant university degree.
Experience

A minimum of 1 year cognate experience preferably in a customer service environment.
Attributes

Strong work ethic with positive attitude.
Confident, energetic, articulate
Team player with a desire to excel and a passion for the work
Ability and willingness to work long hours
Resilience
Personal motivation and leadership
Flexibility,Creativity and Innovation and an innate drive for excellence

Note: you will be required to attach the following:

1. Resume/CV

Thanks for your observations, at least now I'm better informed. My buddy almost strangled me claiming there's nothing wrong with saying "Corper"

It beats me when fellow graduates call themselves CORPERS or Ex-CORPERS, i think it's wrong as Corp Member or Ex-Corp Member is appropriate. Infact i had to check my dictionary for the word CORPER again to be double sure before posting this in other not to embarass myself.
Or is it allowable (Corper) as a form of pidgin or broken english? I think we should correct ourselves.
Pls share your thoughts.

thot they were blood sisters. the look the same

just bought this camera fone, it's very powerful. I think it's about 25mega pixels. ISO2400million. The very hot!

ineshed:

hi,
chevron has started calling 4 PLANNING ANALYST .
they ve sent me AN invitation that d test will hold at NICON HOTEL VGC,LEKKI
.they asked me 2 check my email 4 details.but ve checked my mail no reply yet. does any one ve any info as per the date of the test?

think it's on the 16th, do you've any idea about their test, a friend just told me they dont use gmat. Pls advice,

silly people, why the noise about yankee and jand? Make everybody respect him/herself and treat their adopted country with respect.
Nigerians with mouth sha, after doing 3 jobs you guys in america still have the strength to fight abi?
God don catch them especially now that the US economy is in recession.

@ Babs_O
Just a quick one, how did you arrive at a P.E of 2? Using your example, you simply divided your net assets by profit (Please correct me if i'm wrong). I thot P.E (Price Earning ratio) was Market Price per Share/Earnings (PAT). Even at that, your hypothetical company is not a listed one, so your theory of PE is not applicable.
In a forum like this, i think people shld get their facts right before posting so as not to mislead readers/users of such information.

Seun:

A banker is someone who is employed by a bank, especially but not necessarily an executive or officer.

Mr Seun, pls give us the source of YOUR DEFINITION!
Going by your definition, drivers and security officers employed by banks are BANKERS!