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Maleeq:
Things I hate most when I call a girl in no particular order:
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[li]She hangs up on me!!![/li]
[li]She keeps talking to someone around her and keep asking me to repeat myself[/li]
[li]She asks me if I want to speak her friends(I called to her not her friends and besides I have most of her friends number), and before I answer she hands them the phone[/li]
[li]Returning one word answers(like Yes, No, Ok, ) when I want to have a serious discussion[/li]
[li]Whinning about me not calling her for so long as soon as she picks up, not even a hi, how r u doin![/li]
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Let me call this girl I just met and note her reaction, I'll be back!

So Maleeq, how did it go? (the call)

sophienwa:
i think you r over reacting though; it is a female thing you know , you do not want to seem too eager to talk to a guy u just met so cut her some slack haba and drop the 'sorry who is' this thing if na me b d babe i 4 don vex d 1st time no call u again sef.

I understand, but a simple hi would have done the trick. afterall she had the number saved on her phone. I good turn deserves another, dont you reckon?

@sillyboy,
nice one.

@poster,
nice one, u deserve someone better. But me think it's in men's nature to cheat. Last week my best mate was bursted, apparently he had another girl at home for several days when his main girlfriend got wind of it and bursted him at home. Funny thing is, they are still together! So who we be to advice. Abeg just follow your heart and do whatever pleases you. Best wishes

When I was in naija, i remember spending #17,500 on recharge cards to talk to this sweet girl in a week (7days). Crazy abi? Abeg share yours

I exchanged numbers with this chick and right in front of me, she stored my number. I gave her a call a couple of days later and she was like sorry who is this, though she later recollected our meeting, but to say the least I was p.issed off and promptly deleted her number. Now she's been callin me and now takes offence becos whenever i take her call i would simply say and i quote "Yea, sorry who is this"?

welcome, how u dey?

@poster,
I applaud you for keeping your head up high by not sleeping with her, but must you tell the world that she works in Gtb? I thought a caption like banker babe on ma neck would have been ok! Perhaps you added the GTB just to brag. Please don't mess with the GTB brand name it took years to get to where we are today.

If the government is concerned about environmental issues, then they should do something about power supply, cos if there's reliable and constant power supply people wont resort to using generators. It's even more expensive to run generators. Michellin is a clear case in point, the company went under partly because of PHCN (NEPA)!

Even after resorting to provide electricity for themselves, which is the responsible of the government, people are now been charged. I think it's the government's way of saying with or without electricity we must pay some dues.

Na wa o! revenue generation is really driving our governors mad. In this horrible state where you have to provide electricity for yourself, now the Lagos state government has decided to levy hapless Nigerians! I think this is sick and very wicked. Over to you guys, wetin una think

http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200705292492832

vikiviko:
I am no scam

ok, where do you get your bank statements from? abi stop robbing or giving people false hope.

it beats me how some people reason. Saying things this sensitive openly really surprises me. I think one of them is vikiviko.

Vicjustice:
Baba, where is your website so i may see what you're really up to?

what planet are you from? abeg the guy is a scam and very professional. He/she knows what they are doing, the poor grammar/spelling is just a smoke screen to make people think that they are illiterates. Pls dont be deceived.
Meanwhile i envy the fella that flew from mushin to trafalgar Sq, you really saved some money for tickets!
Zap.i.n.g scam artistes. conmen!

This fella has been offering to get people bank statements, although he claims to be genuine but how can you procure bank statements for people and still say they are genuine?
Reasons for my outburst is that non-Nigerians visit this site and read of such stupid things and it can jeopardise the chances of genuine applicants in the future. It's so unfortunate that things like bank statement, letter of invitation is now being offered for sale on nairaland. Dont rubbish the name of our beloved country.
Seun you better do something!!!!
PS: Think the fella is a scam too!!!!!!!!!!!

At last after 5years and 5months, the Nigerian Police have finally uncovered a mystery. Tell me, who are they deceiving, why did it take them 4 days to the end of this 'civilian junta' to unravel the murder.
I guess Funsho Williams' killers will be paraded in another 8years when Yaradua is due to vacate aso rock. God help us

http://www.thenewsng.com/modules/zmagazine/article.php?articleid=16234

the polity in nigeria never stops amusing me. Imagine after 5yrs and 5months, they have finally come around with something, great falsehood. Tell me who are they trying to deceive (uncle Sege and his cohorts). I guess Funsho Williams killers will be paraded too when Yar'dua's term expires in another 8years.
Pls help me out

http://www.thenewsng.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=2824

e jo, mo wa iyawo!

It's very easy to fool people with pictures. Make sure Mr. Agent that you let people know what they are going into. Vanish easy to spell, but the consequences and frustration can be DARE! BEWARE

vikiviko:
The new innovation is a welcome one.
This new sytem am sure would make Visa applications for legit documents holders sleep well.
With your original invitation letter, bank statement, hotel reservation or other travel documents genuine and your finger print and photograph is established i see no reason why a visa would not be issued.

If you need genuine documents as bank statement, invitation letter , contact me on 01-8516418

When did you become a bank that gives bank statement, the fact that non-account holders can get hold of bank statements thru the likes of you still makes everything FRAUDULENT. Imagine genuine bank statement!

Ivvy:
Wait a minute, is this like 'Nigerian in diaspora

Hw com everybody lives abroad?

Anyways, havnt worked abroad before, bt my first job in naija was in a little snacks shop, i can never forget it, because my right ,index finger almost got disfigured!!!!!

@Ivvy, please read the title of the post. it clearly says Your first Job Abroad

@busygirl,
yoruba girls are too materialistic, especially in England. dunno why, but it's true,

@Omoge,
se i'm very correct?

also me think dating someone outside the shores of naija is a class thingy for some ladies.
Dont blame them either, am already tired of the materialistic and vain girls here in england, naija women na the same thing everywhere. just flash some free cash and those yoruba girls no go leave you. although they do it with some finese i must confess

been following this thread religiously and i'm really havin a blast.
i just told a friend in naija that i'll be coming home this xmas and guess wot? i don receive over 15 phone numbers and various messages after my guy successfully announced that i'll be coming home. Even old flames have being keeping in touch. I just playfully asked one of them "U knw it's been a while, r u still that hot charming lady?" Guess wot? she just bombarded me with pictures, make i judge for meself. Anyways looking forward to the visit, meanwhile i've decided to share some of the phone numbers with my friends.

@romeo,
abeg no mind those nosy pokers, they'll never mind their business. typical example of busy body.

alabiyemmy:
Mr Smelly mouth - read the whole posting as one instead of acting like the dumb fools on this site who only pick a line in a whole posting and comment on it. After one month work and already piling bills on catalogue, this is the point - not about living in a single room, Mr know nothing.

by spending all their money on you! bush meat. women are never satisfied. romance ko romania ni.
Not until ladies get their head straight and know that reality different Mills and Boon,

these days starting a family is no joke, finance and some level of maturity is needed. age no really matter, cos i've seen several girls under 22 acting real cool and matured and some oldies @ 25-26 still feeling kool and acting like fools. Just think of the constant nagging and wahala, once you've decided that that's for you, then you are ready to get married. cos marriag is a different ball game all together.

what's going on? seems you know this Umy quite well

@ Red Lips,
what's the difference?

Red_Lips:
There's a difference between split personality and getting another name dued to unnecessary banning.

anyway, I hope you learn to get over him soon. Yoba.

@Umy
Can u pls change your signature it reads " hi i am Umy a female, "

na wa o! from yoba to umy, beats me. this split personality. meanwhile, no forget my offer yoba/umy