No work no pay is not working because opposition parties are ready to sponsor ASUU,how I got to know the strike is now political is simply by the way APC keeps condemning FG antics here and there,but whose fault is it?it is FG's fault because they have also been dishonest and dubious with ASUU in the past,so they created the loopholes for the opposition to hijack,PERIOD.

dey the window dey serenade,me I go dey inside with the babe dey simpepe her body,pls hold your side wella,no try to peep cos u go look stupid,okay.

I don't pity them at all cos if they want their salaries right now they know what to do,as for FG,G.....O.......D will ask them about how they ruled us.

Sheenor: Was lyk seriously?......Shit mehn dats ţhя probs.....

What is your take on this issue

Fellow nairalanders,I just cannot stop wondering why much importance is placed on phone numbers in the sense that people will look at you like a dirty toilet when they ask you for your phone number and they realise that you do not know it offhand,for this simple reason they may even tell you that you are not qualified to own a phone,but on the other hand,people hardly know other important numbers offhand such as their BANK ACCOUNT and nobody says you are not qualified to open an account for not knowing your account number offhand,or look down on you for not knowing your blackberry pin offhand,so why do people look at you like a dullard if you do not know your own phone number offhand,over to the members of the one and only Nairaland.

Boko haram plus Al-shabab that one na die o,mama, pikin, broda,make we dey campaign say GEJ no put us for troubulo.

Wetin happen,C.Ronaldo is the best and also Messi is the best #simple#

As an elderly person I don't have to be on a side,I have to settle the fight between these pikin wey full thread,hope I try

Warning: I don tire for this particular argument,if I hear am again I go open my own thread and it will be:

OKOCHA vs Eto'o who be the complete one and who be the best.

The officer who called off the aerial strike should be tackled except for one reason,if only he can also call off the ongoing ASUU strike.

CAUSE A FIGHT: what if she don dey find way to dump u,she go come get excuse,una go blame yourself if this one back fire

JAIL YOURSELF: unto wetin na,love dey sweet na hin make me wan try am,which one come be jail,please no jailing tinz,please no tinz jail.

SWITCH OFF YOUR PHONE: if ur girl dey jealous,she go tell u say "because u dey with CARO una come switch off ur phone lastnight, na trouble be that

WASH HER UNDERWEAR: in dbanj's voice DON'T TELL ME NONSENSE and please permit me to say "VEGETABLE THINGS"

ASK FOR A BREAK: no free period make she come get time for the SUGAR DADDY and all her facebook,2go friends,wetin she don dey find tey tey,I go dey monitor my babe 2 4 7.

PULL A PRANK: except she be butter girl,if na aje-pako,hahah I dey laugh simply because slap fit be the return surprise for u,make wetin u no plan for no come surface.

I still feel like it is a joke for an african to marry any white person,happy married life though,then what God has joined together,let no man put asunder.

I have personally started telling ladies that if u are more than 22 years the farthest we can go is to become friends,cos I can't just pick one girl that probably was proud and very arrogant in her teenage period who only came to her senses when she has become old and now starts acting nice and polite because she is desperate to marry,in essence,let me meet u when u are still young and have many guys after u,still yet,u are decent,this is when I will know u are indeed a wife material,not when u are old and start pretending.

1)That guys always broke the heart of ladies,but I grew up to know it is 50/50 no cheating
2)That if thunder strikes and ur back is placed at the wall,the thunder will throw u away
3)That the longer u draw a line on the ground,the longer ur mum's bosom would become
4)If u opened ur 5 fingers to someone even without speaking,they assumed u were saying UR FATHER,UR MOTHER
5)Eating the insects inside the beans would make u grow taller,so this made me to stop separating bad looking beans from my rice and beans
6)If a classmate throws DUSTER at u and the chalk particles settle on ur head u would automatically become a dullard
7)It remained only 1 day for the monkey to turn to human.
And lots more,one love.

@op,just passing by,how does this affect the price of garri in the market,mod na joke I dey o abeg no ban me,ask my oga at the top,who hide my post abi na ya papa buy data for me,GEJ at work,what is this doing on the front page,add them to your list or the list will be incomplete.

he is only jealous,maybe someone he used to brag to when he was a senator has also reached that position now,so he is afraid that the person will start showing him pepper now so he wants them to cut the salary,everything is about politics,fellow nairalanders no go dey believe say him sincere.

nice one

may God bless all the brains that contributed to this.

very bad set of people constitute this ASUU demanding for things to fulfil their selfish interest,and equally very bad set of people are in the government entering into agreements and not acting accordingly,yet innocent students are the victims.

so some teeth will be yellowish and strong while the artificial one will be whitish and soft,i see caricature.

so some teeth will be yellowish and strong while the artificial one will be whitish and soft,i see caricature,chinco things.

the chairman thought they were police officers who would take bribe from him,he is not even an ELECTED chairman but just a caretaker chairman and has started feeling supreme over the law,i hope he knows by now that leadership is not all about bragging but rather serving,that is why i like the nature of our military officers,give him garri after the frog jump to calm him down abeg.

Go ahead and hide your money from your wife,quickly she will learn to search for where the money could have been kept so that she can lay her shopping fingers on them,before u know it the house will look like the cartoon of TOM & JERRY,this is the truth,but all jokes aside love principle says one plus one equals one,u most have accepted this rule before entering into marriage,so if u can't hide money from yourself don't hide money from your wife,if u need to plan together on investments and savings,do just that,CAT & RAT game is not good in the house.

when his girl sends him 100 naira recharge card,he will be so happy a girl can pick her money to send him something,and this is after he has spent so much on the girl that he cant even afford to buy his own pad boxer

do not use clear essence or any cream that contains hydroquinone,u can go online to check the side effects of this substance,also dont use any lotion or cream that contains paraben,however,i will recommend palmers cocoa butter formular for anyone,it works.

i think this is cool

when people eat at home,for example,lets say rice,even when it remains just one grain,they will pick it with their spoon to eat,or when done eating a meat they still break the bones,but this is going to be bad at parties,so as long as your spoon cannot pick the food conveniently or u are done eating the the meat and remains the bone,u drop your spoon and u are done eating which is normal,but people now took it to the next level which is highly unnecessary by leaving a large quantity of food which they can still eat,except u are fully satisfied (or for the above stated reasons e.g ur spoon cant pick the food easily),i don't think anyone should leave a large amount of food.People always get things wrong and twisted.

PS:this is only my own point of view,not as if i know of the history of leaving food behind or anything.

sometimes when something happens in Nigeria,u will feel like the country is no longer safe and that u need to run to an advanced country,and sometimes when u see what happens in these so-called advanced countries,u will understand that it is only God that protects the lives of human beings.

if i wake up at night and finds my lover to be staring at me,and i ask her why and she replies she loves me,i will only feel happy deep inside me that i have done a great job,so i strongly,i mean i wholeheartedly disagree with number seven of this post.

gbengaola: some men will not want their wives to work because of the fear that she might be taken away from them by her boss or colleagues,and ordinary monthly upkeep they wont also want to pay all in the name of they are responsible to the children,remember if u dont take care of your wife and she becomes ugly,she remains your property,some men could be so wicked,why on earth will u not give money to your wife?(if u dont have it,what of that ridiculous step of that man not giving money to his own in-law just for transport,obviously the man is heartless and not normal).In fact,some animals in human skin are in the institution called marriage,is marriage not supposed to be like heaven on earth?she is lazy,accepted but love her with that cos it is now your cross.I want to believe she needs his consent to search and get a job,or his connection(is this too much from husband to his wife)

NOW MY ADVICE: let her remind the so called husband of the monthly upkeep,if he refuses,let her tell him to not disturb her from getting a job,if he refuses,then at this stage,i dont think it will be wrong to call upon external bodies,the man needs a iron hand,let her inform her parents and his parents to come and judge the situation.


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gbengaola: some men will not want their wives to work because of the fear that she might be taken away from them by her boss or colleagues,and ordinary monthly upkeep they wont also want to pay all in the name of they are responsible to the children,remember if u dont take care of your wife and she becomes ugly,she remains your property,some men could be so wicked,why on earth will u not give money to your wife?(if u dont have it,what of that ridiculous step of that man not giving money to his own in-law just for transport,obviously the man is heartless and not normal).In fact,some animals in human skin are in the institution called marriage,is marriage not supposed to be like heaven on earth?she is lazy,accepted but love her with that cos it is now your cross.I want to believe she needs his consent to search and get a job,or his connection(is this too much from husband to his wife)

NOW MY ADVICE: let her remind the so called husband of the monthly upkeep,if he refuses,let her tell him to not disturb her from getting a job,if he refuses,then at this stage,i dont think it will be wrong to call upon external bodies,the man needs a iron hand,let her inform her parents and his parents to come and judge the situation.[/color]
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some men will not want their wives to work because of the fear that she might be taken away from them by her boss or colleagues,and ordinary monthly upkeep they wont also want to pay all in the name of they are responsible to the children,remember if u dont take care of your wife and she becomes ugly,she remains your property,some men could be so wicked,why on earth will u not give money to your wife?(if u dont have it,what of that ridiculous step of that man not giving money to his own in-law just for transport,obviously the man is heartless and not normal).In fact,some animals in human skin are in the institution called marriage,is marriage not supposed to be like heaven on earth?she is lazy,accepted but love her with that cos it is now your cross.I want to believe she needs his consent to search and get a job,or his connection(is this too much from husband to his wife)

NOW MY ADVICE: let her remind the so called husband of the monthly upkeep,if he refuses,let her tell him to not disturb her from getting a job,if he refuses,then at this stage,i dont think it will be wrong to call upon external bodies,the man needs a iron hand,let her inform her parents and his parents to come and judge the situation.

the thing be like two wraps of fufu jare

it is good to drink water,but too much of water has led to some people's death,always be careful of too much of a thing.