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RichAbujaGuy:
Nice Fiction story Mr Op. You pass your English literary exam with 1st class grade.

This isn't fiction bro, I've literally experienced something similar close to that same location

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

Don't mind her, you did the best thing you could have done and came out unhurt at the end. BTW, that Ikot Ekpene road/Ikpa road axis is becoming something else at night. Always be vigilant while passing through there

Jessie19:
If you need past questions let me know or drop your email or num

Please I need past the questions. I've just received an invite for the test. My mail is geepeeokon@gmail.com

It's really encouraging to read these positive reviews..Hope I'll be lucky someday.

My infinix hot 8 was hanging in the morning while using it. I switched it off and on and since then it's not responding to touch. I can't even unlock it anymore

My infinix hot 8 was hanging in the morning while using it. I switched it off and on and since then it's not responding to touch. I can't even unlock it anymore
What could be the issue?

Boss thanks so much..just complete am pls

NDSMELODY:
. Here is the solution, will you pay to solve number 4?

I really need the calculations

ChiefSosa:
I can help you answer number 3

[b][/b]Urgent.. Please someone should help with the solutions to these Physics questions. Thanks

Can touchpad for hot 8 be changed and how much?

After he has received his 30k hyping allowance ..he's now here to post rubbish. How many jobs has Udom created since his assumption of office in 2015?
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Cognitivereason:
U simply must be a misplaced and pained individual... If u cannot simply lay down ur facts and figures without insult..
Secondly... It a bit absurd that u compare akwa ibom to many of this northern state who are poor in everything and don't have the money to transform their state...

The truth is if u exclude uyo and ekot ekpene ..visit akwa ibom...there is really no much difference between it and other mediocre states...

Akwa ibom has received trillions of naira in the last decades ...what exactly can they show for it...airlines, towers and hotels..

There is no job in akwa ibom ..if u know their state well and u r ready to admit...u will know that...how can a state spending around $2 bn still regarded as a civil servant state where the middle and upper class a civil servant.. Isn't that a joke

Pls how much for the screen of infinix hot 8?
Location Uyo

Omooba77:
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Poorboy:
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Taper:
I can only assist you with the state commissioner number...... Then I advise you see her in her officer.... Federal Character Commission beside road safety office Wuse Abuja...

Okay

Good Morning people,
Please someone should assist by linking me to state/federal service job. I'm from Akwa Ibom,graduated from school with a 2.1 and I believe there are good people here helping others .. God bless you

Start going to the gym man

Chrisbella24:
Yes ,it true.

Akwa Ibom isn't like the way they hype it here on Nairaland.

These pictures sef aren't really showing the way those schools are.

In Ibesikpo Asutan, the only good school there is IBESCO and you know why?

Because the school is sited along the road plus the road leads to the Airport road.

Any foreign visitor coming to Uyo will pass along that road. That's why they upgraded that school.


Govt schools in Akwa Ibom are nothing to write home about.

Infact, nothing is working in Akwa Ibom.

Truly nothing is working in Akwa ibom state except propaganda

KingRabota:
No vex 0
What's is "ikong Ekpo". ??

Indian Hemp/ Marijuana

good luck super eagles

candygist:
During akpabio time I can boastfully tell you that akwa ibome was the best state in south south. Akpabio made IBOM a London in Nigeria

Thank you my Brother.. Akapbio made Akwa Ibom to be known throughout Africa and the world by constructing an international stadium. That's just one of his many legacies